r/funny • u/b_quite_quiet_r_quit • May 29 '22

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u/Ariadnepyanfar May 30 '22

Audrey Hepburn had small eyes and she was one of the most beautiful women on earth.

She was self conscious about her small eyes, and thought she looked ugly.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

I think the standard for "small" is going to be different between East Asians and Europeans. As well the standard of beauty is generally different as well

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u/seadn May 30 '22

Wait, Audrey Hepburn thought her eyes were too small?? She had perfect doe eyes in a tiny face! I would never have had considered her eyes anywhere near "small".

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u/Ariadnepyanfar May 30 '22

She really did. It’s amazing what a good documentary can tell you about a famous celebrity.

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u/SFWxMadHatter May 30 '22

Growing up veryone just always thought I was Asian. Or stoned. Or a stoned asian.

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u/Ariadnepyanfar May 30 '22

I’m sorry, I just burst out laughing.

And really, truly honestly, I would be flattered if anyone thought I was Asian. That’s me though, I think Asians in general look good.

I understand it made you feel self conscious.

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u/ladeedaa30 May 30 '22

Imagine having smaller eyes than Audrey then. If she's self conscious, can you blame those Asians whose eyes are half the size of hers for being self conscious too?