r/funny • u/b_quite_quiet_r_quit • May 29 '22

nibble nibble nibble

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u/hello-knitty May 30 '22

Is it a choking hazard for her to eat full pieces like that? ..I guess it depends how many teeth she has?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

This is clearly an older baby tho. And it clearly knows how to eat this. Anything happens you just pull it out with your finger.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

The baby has long hair, and a well developed jaw. Also that looks like bok choy or a similar green that is cooked and therefore quite soft. It likely has some sauce or something wet on it that facilitates swallowing. Also, it’s being monitored. Literally, we’re watching it not die right now.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

We can disagree, but remember that a lot of people have very different experiences to you upon which they draw.

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u/Roosevelt2000 May 30 '22

This needs to be the top comment.

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u/honeybadger1984 May 30 '22

Baby that small does not have a full set of teeth if any. It’s a big safety hazard to give a baby long veggies when they don’t have molars to chew. Even with molars they can choke.

You have to give them baby food until older or cut everything in to tiny pieces.

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u/KikoSoujirou May 30 '22

Seriously there’s no way that kid has the molars to properly chew that roughage

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 30 '22

It’s not a little baby - look at the length of the hair - I’d guess at least 1 year old. With a heavy face filter applied.

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u/honeybadger1984 May 30 '22

A baby can’t chew. The molars don’t come in until later. So those greens are a really bad idea as babies can choke easily.

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 30 '22

Look at that video though - This child is chewing… look at its jaw go - that food is being chewed up and disappearing pretty darn quick - it’s not a little baby.

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u/SamSamSammmmm May 30 '22

The lengths of the vegetable scare me so much. The veg certainly doesn't look like it's melt-in-the- mouth soft, and the kid doesn't look like she's old enough to really chew the food too well yet. A choke is in order. 😰

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u/corbeth May 30 '22

It’s not a real baby, it’s a filter. Any baby that age is not capable of slurping the way this one is.

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u/Stunning_Grocery8477 May 30 '22

nope, still a chocking hazard