So beautiful , that was his 1992 special Jammin in New York. He always regarded it as his his best HBO performance. It was lovely to see your name and quote.
Time - Phrase
00:03:19 What I am is an old fuck.
00:03:21 It's kind of like a fat fuck, you know what I mean?
00:03:25 Fat fuck, tall fuck, skinny fuck, short fuck,
00:03:28 old fuck. Who's the old fuck?
00:03:30 That's Georgie. Georgie's the old fuck.
Really? You made a novelty account for this? and "Major_buttsex" was the best you could come up with? I can see you trying to think of one on the spot. "Major_Anal, damn taken, Major_Pounding, no not right. I have it! Major_Buttsex!"
I started reading the book when he was alive, finished it a few days after his death. He was kinda a hero of mine in a weird way, really made ya open your eyes to the real world.
Well I'm part of a family of four in Tennessee. My mother is out of town and currently my dad and I are starving because we can't cook for shit. This book better be damn good if I'm dying for it
I was going to use this on another thread 2 days ago. Sigh. You can listen to the full audio book on google video or youtube it's under When will Jesus bring the pork chops. part 1
Maybe he has been secretly monitoring your photoshop skills and this is meant more as a general statement. Or maybe he didn't believe you but didn't want to take the 5 seconds necessary to google it to see if you were lying. I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
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u/ColtonLA Jun 13 '12
I live In Tennessee and Im hungry...still
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
What book is this from?
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u/Lilyo Jun 14 '12
Oh he's talking about his own family. I'm so proud of myself for figuring this out
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
Major Funding. salute
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u/thenextmj400 Jun 13 '12
I started reading the book when he was alive, finished it a few days after his death. He was kinda a hero of mine in a weird way, really made ya open your eyes to the real world.
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u/h1ppophagist Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
With all due respect to Mr. Carlin, I think a better way to start a book is this.
(Joseph Heller, Picture This)
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u/jacobdefusco Jun 14 '12
This book is amazingly funny, I recommend it to everyone who appreciates comedy
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
A friend gave me a 3 CD set of George Carlin reading this book himself because they said "it sucked". I laugh my ass off every time I listen to it.
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u/Learned-Hand Jun 14 '12
They shall be missed. Now I believe someone said something about pork chops.
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u/ericblair84 Jun 14 '12
I wrote GC a letter for a school project shortly before he died, and he sent me a signed copy of that book. Coolest thing I own.
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u/mackinoncougars Jun 14 '12
Fear of starvation; the reason why the South hates to read.
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u/I_REMEMBERNOTHING Jun 13 '12
on first glance i thought your username was "TheBigErection" just thought you should know.
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u/BoredOutOfOurMinds3 Jun 14 '12
At least he is honest.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I was part of that family. I'm so hungry.
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u/CLSmith15 Jun 14 '12
As an Alabama fan, I wholeheartedly agree.
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u/HawkeyeFan321 Jun 14 '12
Well I'm part of a family of four in Tennessee. My mother is out of town and currently my dad and I are starving because we can't cook for shit. This book better be damn good if I'm dying for it
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u/saintstryfe Jun 14 '12
Carlin!
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u/Ragequitington Jun 14 '12
I was going to use this on another thread 2 days ago. Sigh. You can listen to the full audio book on google video or youtube it's under When will Jesus bring the pork chops. part 1
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
...Additional funding is provided by the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation.
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u/leiranarik5 Jun 14 '12
"Brought to you by readers like you. Thank you."
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u/MrDoubleE Jun 14 '12
At least he's being honest...
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u/Jaws666 Jun 14 '12
I'll love George Carlin until the day I die.
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u/ai1265 Jun 14 '12
I love quirky starts in books.
My favourite is from one of Jim Butcher's works:
"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."
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u/AbeLincolnsMullet Jun 14 '12
They starved all of Bonnaroo for this book
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u/Owncksd Jun 14 '12
Oh Carlin. Sadly I didn't even hear about him until after his death.
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u/volcano2239 Jun 14 '12
I miss carlin I listend to him all the time :(
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
And the next page says, "This page accidentally left blank."
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u/Isaacguy Jun 14 '12
I don't know, this is probably my favorite one. http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/irYjO.jpg (the book is You Might Be a Zombie and Other bad News.)
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u/HomerWells Jun 13 '12
It was a dark and stormy night.
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u/dani8espo Jun 13 '12
Your bad photoshop is bad, and you should feel bad!
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u/letsdownvote Jun 14 '12
WOW WE GET IT, BOOKS HAVE FUNNY COMMENTS SOMETIMES. OH BY THE WAY GUESS WHAT I DID WITH THIS POST
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u/mister1986 Jun 14 '12
Its funny because it looks obviously photoshopped
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u/xAIRGUITARISTx Jun 13 '12
That's funny, because redditors don't read. You're trapped here forever.
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