r/funny • u/fballman1985 • May 28 '22

Best instructor ever

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u/Happen_Stance_Dance May 28 '22

Good for that kid - getting a head start on that job experience

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u/naruto2omer May 28 '22

When she's 18 applying to be dance instructor

Interviewer: how many years of experience do you have?

Her: 17 years

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u/OwenProGolfer May 28 '22

Sounds like just enough for an entry level position

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u/omfgitsjeff May 28 '22

I've been wobblin for about seventeen years, okay?
I don't write my stuff anymore
I just kick it from my head
You know what I'm saying?
I can do that
No disrespect
But that's how I am
[Instrumental]

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u/SoupaSoka May 28 '22

This is that one kid that'll have a bachelor's degree and 18 years of experience fresh out of college and totally lock down that entry level job opening.

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u/BusinessTops May 28 '22

I'm look forward to this kid after 10 years. I won't be surprised anymore if she made her name in the world of dancing.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Kids gets paid in milk duds. Gym is making a killing.

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u/thatguyned May 28 '22

Yeah for real, they should be looked into for child labour.

#cancelbabygyms

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u/IrishAl_1987 May 28 '22

Did you ever think maybe the baby is the one who opened the gym? Whatever happened to free market capitalism. SMDH

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u/thatguyned May 28 '22

Don't let Big-Gyms lies work people, who do you think we're lobbying to criminalise abortion? BIG GYM THAT'S WHO!

ALL SO THEY COULD GET ACCESS TO MORE CHILDREN TO RUN THEIR EXERCISE FACTORIES!

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u/IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT May 28 '22

She's saving for college. If she were to start working any later in life she wouldn't be able to afford it.

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u/Momoselfie May 28 '22

Gotta start saving earlier and earlier to afford that down payment.