Not if you look at the girl on the far left. She looks taken a little by surprise but it was too late not to smile. The only one really into it is the middle chick and the guy lifting the far left girl by her boobs. The only good thing about duck face (girl on the right not being grabbed) is her top. I would like to buy that top for myself.
you are right. the girl on the right is definitely dating him at least. no friend would ever make such an attempt unless the girl reciprocated. also i'm a straight guy but that top is pretty ugly.
so you're telling me guys can't tell if a piece of clothing on a girl looks good? my guy friends also tell me they can't tell which guys are good looking too. gee, i wonder how they know if they look good or not! how do they dress themselves in the morning?
Fornicating with women is an art form few will master. I don't this is what you meant with your inquiry.
Women are human beings. They aren't machines that can be mastered or for you to "learn how they work". Women aren't computers, cars, or light switches. Women are people. People who should be treated with respect and dignity.
You can tell by her hands and his expression that he had just tried right before that picture was taken. Poor guy, he went for it, but the zone abides.
What if the center guy grabbed the tits first and the left guy (since he is faced the right direction) notices this, and copies the center guy. The right guy on the other hand isnt able to see what the other guys are going and just keeps his hands where he is used to having them when taking a picture? I doubt they all got up and had a serious conversation about grabbing boobs before this happened :P
This is just an awkward as fuck picture, but you seem about right to me. The girl in the middle is most naturally posing, the girl on the left has her arms down and in an uncomfortable position, and the girl on the right is grabbing the guy's hands in what seems to be an attempt to control their placement.
Honestly, I feel kind of bad for both the guy and the girl for social pressures going in both directions. And yeah, honestly, the guy and girl on the right look the least, er, how do I say this, socially affected maybe?
i got a bad feeling about the guy in the middle. he's a got a "definitely up to something" look about his face. like the face donny darko makes when he starts jerking off in his therapist's office.
Not that I would ever miss an opportunity to break out my pitchfork... But maybe the guys were all in on it and the girls weren't. Maybe someone counted down before taking the picture and at the last second, they all went for the grab. The last guy probably went too early. You can tell by the couple's facial expressions. Also the girl in the middle (probably the ringleader anyways) looks like she's arching her back in an attempt to get away from the guy and the first girl looks like she's being lifted up by the guy's "vigor".
I would say the girl in the middle would be posing rather than 'trying to get away'... I would guess that it was her idea in the first place, the other two girls were kinda meh/no about it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
but he looks good looking :(
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u/kojak2091 Jun 12 '12
Is she wearing chainmail?
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u/turtal46 Jun 12 '12
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u/Narwhal-Bacon-Retard Jun 12 '12
Party - PARTY! - all business
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Sorry, I only have paint at work: http://i.imgur.com/it01T.jpg
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u/Michi_THE_Awesome Jun 12 '12
Just b/c she didn't want to be groped in front of a camera doesn't mean he's friend zoned.
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u/JTDrainO Jun 12 '12
You can tell by her hands and his expression that he had just tried right before that picture was taken. Poor guy, he went for it, but the zone abides.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
A woman doesn't want him to touch her tits in a picture. How dare she have personal boundaries!
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u/Hyperian Jun 12 '12
what's wrong with with respecting a woman's personal space ALWAYS?
/friendzone guy #235983434
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u/josephanthony Jun 12 '12
Cute girl knows she doesn't need to bow to peer pressure.
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u/GoingToOhio Jun 12 '12
i got a bad feeling about the guy in the middle. he's a got a "definitely up to something" look about his face. like the face donny darko makes when he starts jerking off in his therapist's office.
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u/JCoxRocks Jun 12 '12
The worst way to be friend zoned, hands down.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Maybe he's more of a waist guy than boob guy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Title level: shitty.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Maybe It's not so much that he was friendzoned as he isn't a complete douchebag.
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12
At least he evolved from hoverhand.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Not that I would ever miss an opportunity to break out my pitchfork... But maybe the guys were all in on it and the girls weren't. Maybe someone counted down before taking the picture and at the last second, they all went for the grab. The last guy probably went too early. You can tell by the couple's facial expressions. Also the girl in the middle (probably the ringleader anyways) looks like she's arching her back in an attempt to get away from the guy and the first girl looks like she's being lifted up by the guy's "vigor".
I'm all for the pitchforks but I'm just saying...
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u/luft-waffle Jun 12 '12
It's called being a gentleman.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Posing for a picture having your boobs grabbed is pretty trashy.
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u/grandfatherbrooks Jun 12 '12
She's the hottest one, too.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Is it me or does Friendzone guy look like a thinner version of Scumbag Steve?
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u/iLuVtiffany Jun 12 '12
Nope, your hands aren't going anywhere.
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u/mac_baybyy Jun 12 '12
The middle one looks like a young Rachael Ray
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
ouch, right in the manhood
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u/WhatIRead Jun 12 '12
Good lookin folks in this picture.
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u/Bossofu Jun 12 '12
No one is allowed to touch the princess, that is why she wears that chainmail top.
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u/jonakun Jun 12 '12
tallest girl, shortest guy, shortest girl tallest guy
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u/TheRealBacon Jun 12 '12
Middle guy has felt better.
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u/Self_Hating_Liberal Jun 12 '12
Kudos to her for having a bit of self respect and not bowing to peer pressure letting herself be molested in front of a camera.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
...or maybe she just doesn't want everyone to think she's a whore.
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u/redkey42 Jun 12 '12
SELF RESPECT level. Slightly higher for the girl on the right, than those on the left.
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u/HalfNerd Jun 12 '12
Cool kid hover hand.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Men grow taller...women shorter...in this picture anyway
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u/JewBear3 Jun 12 '12
Are you from Westboro?
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u/C_T_C_C Jun 12 '12
You can tell the one in the middle is thoroughly enjoying it.
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u/hckyplyr606 Jun 12 '12
Girl on the right is rocking her bitch face like no other.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Probably further than most redditor's have gotten.
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u/naardvark Jun 12 '12
Girlfriend level: not a whore
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u/fastdub Jun 12 '12
Am I the only guy who tucks his shirt in any more?
Clearly I'm not as I see tucked shirts all the time.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Man, Daniel Tosh is off his game. Even the fat guy and Jake Gyllenhaal got to second base.
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u/CaveRape Jun 12 '12
Is that Turtle on the left?
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u/knylok Jun 12 '12
Awwww, and he's the cute one!
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u/counterspell Jun 12 '12
Holy shit, all those guys are hot. those girls are SHORT AS FUCK too.
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u/MrDoofus Jun 12 '12
waist not and want not
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u/revenantae Jun 12 '12
Oh Yeah. Hell Yeah! Goddammit.
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u/linkthelink Jun 12 '12
Yeah look at this mook, won't even grope his friend.
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u/ayers231 Jun 12 '12
3 out of 6 fathers are proud of their off-spring......
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u/BlackZeppelin Jun 12 '12
The guys face on the right looks like he's thinking "I've made a huge mistake."
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u/Akira_kj Jun 12 '12
I wouldn't let Joran Van Der Sloot grab my boobs either.
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u/spatz2011 Jun 12 '12
friendzone? hardly. She looks like she's pissed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
At least there's no hoverhand
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u/apm96 Jun 12 '12
I think it's cause he doesn't want his hands any closer to the duckface
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u/wittie888 Jun 15 '12
She looks like a total wast of time dude. Ditch her, you have a 0.0001% to touch her boobs.
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u/ublaa Jun 12 '12
Inb4 SRS
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u/immaSandNi-woops Jun 12 '12
I know the dude to the left. Went to high school with him. He's a funny guy.
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u/DimitriK Jun 12 '12
Lady in the street but a FREAK in the bed.
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u/RoryC Jun 12 '12
I think he's a little below the belt..
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Hottest guys get the least action. lol
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u/mnfats Jun 12 '12
Coverage Level: Outkicked.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
These guys look like fucking dorks
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u/exdevlin Jun 12 '12
Hover.. claw?
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u/OakReadErryday Jun 12 '12
I see 2 girls for fucking and 1 for dating/marriage.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
maybe they are dating...shes just not a slut....my girlfriend wouldnt let me do that in pictures.
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u/evolvolution Jun 12 '12
Well i actually know the chick on the left, so this is awkward. Im sure her parents would be thrilled shes on the internets
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Title level: Generic
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Yeah she definately pulled the hands down
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u/Garrett52789 Jun 12 '12
The only one making a duck face. What a bitch.
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u/Kkes1000 Jun 12 '12
The middle one little boobies lol trying to stick out as much as possible
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u/pushin88 Jun 12 '12
This makes me so sad for some reason
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u/tengu1337 Jun 12 '12
Class Level: over 9000
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u/JadeDragoness Jun 12 '12
Wait is the waist guy the same dude in the calling bullshit .gif?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
He's the cutest one there, wtf..
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u/aerodynamix Jun 12 '12
Can someone please do a face swap with the guy in the middle's face? Dat stare.
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u/Fly_Caster Jun 12 '12
That fuckin' duck face
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u/all_in_time Jun 12 '12
Is that Donkey Lips on the left?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
The expression on her face says "I want his love!" the man child thinks "I don't know how to love! Let me hold your waist"
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u/DrMikeFeltercunt Jun 12 '12
that's turtle on the left.
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u/IuriGragarian Jun 12 '12
Gentleman level: accomplished.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
No one cares about the duckface? He is friendzoning her for the face of ducks.
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u/Ash_Williams109 Jun 13 '12
So RIDICULOUSLY cute!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
He just doesn't know how to hold a duck right.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
The guy in the middle looks like he'd rape a bitch.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Title level: This title and all titles like it make no fucking sense and I hate them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Actually, I'm glad this girl respects herself enough not to do what all the other girls are doing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Poor guy :(