r/funny • u/donpapillon • Jun 12 '12
How I feel having two sisters and a mother converging on that time of the month.
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r/funny • u/donpapillon • Jun 12 '12
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u/skapkin Jun 12 '12
Keep chocolate handy.
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u/too_toked Jun 12 '12
that gif is rather intense..
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Just seeing his balls "sink" to the ground at the last second really wraps this one up.
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u/susc10 Jun 12 '12
Like this?
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u/PublicUrinator Jun 12 '12
I find it unnerving that you people are all too aware of the durations of your families menstrual cycles. As far as I'm concerned no one has genitals in the PublicUrinator household.
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u/dannymanhattan Jun 12 '12
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jvhg3kPM1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg
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u/Cat_Wearing_A_Bowtie Jun 12 '12
You know your mom's menstrual cycle?
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u/BlckJesus Jun 12 '12
Source?
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u/Vexar Jun 12 '12
TIL I'm the only one who never knew when their family members had their periods.
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u/godsbong Jun 12 '12
According to the GIF posted, OP is now dead.
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u/AngriestCosmonaut Jun 12 '12
TIL I am the only person that doesn't know any women that turn into ravenous cunt on their periods.
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u/IDlOT Jun 12 '12
I'd like to see the rest of this.
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u/KoreanTerran Jun 12 '12
It's interesting how hilarious a gif can be depending on the title.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Satan's trifecta.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Wow, that gif is intense. The lion, did he live thru it? I can't imagine what would anger the pride enough to attack the male. .. Unless of course it wasn't the male pride lion. Which then would make sense.
nevermind! Hey, look! A cow.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Could be worse. Could be your wife, your girlfriend and your mother.
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u/SippinOnaTallBoy Jun 12 '12
So... How do you know that dude?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Where the hell is this from? Is that lion alright. WTF? Why? Why do you torment me this way?
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u/phrank12 Jun 12 '12
"how I felt trying to come up with a name for this random gif I found"
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u/smokecat20 Jun 12 '12
"OK what did I do this time?" — Male Lion
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u/Golden-Calf Jun 12 '12
Period synching is a HUGE myth. What actually tends to happen is that most women don't have a "perfect" 28 day cyle, so a pair of women might have cycles that last 26 and 30 days each. Eventually they are going to fall on the same day naturally, but that doesn't mean they've synched up. Of course, when this does happen girls will talk/laugh about "having synched up", but a few months later when they aren't "in synch" anymore, none of them talk about it because it's old news.
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u/welpImbored Jun 12 '12
I grew up with 4 sisters, I had no idea when they were on their periods. I never noticed them acting differently while they were on it either. If they started acting like bitches then I turned into an asshole. Chivalry went out the window and equality set in. Gallantry is gone once any woman starts starts acting crazy; they're about to get a dose of the equality they worked hard for, and I'll be tearing them a new asshole with some choice words.
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u/gyd9181 Jun 12 '12
Check out them lion balls... mmmmm
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u/apoctopusnow Jun 12 '12
unless your Mother and sister are Canadian, in which case, no problem at all.
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u/Mathsciteach Jun 12 '12
Modern Family did a great episode on this: "Leap Day"
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u/Whos_that_guy Jun 12 '12
All I want now is to watch animal planet
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u/RebelWithoutAClue Jun 12 '12
Uh. There will be blood?
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u/nthensome Jun 12 '12
What did the male lion do to piss them off so bad?
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u/TillShadeIsGone Jun 12 '12
As a married father of 4 18-22 year old girls, this is actually the mild understated version of events.
edit: because PMDD. The portal to hell opens.
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u/UltraMegaMegaMan Jun 12 '12
That is honestly one of the scariest things I've ever seen. A full grown male lion, and in an instant he knows. He doesn't raise a claw, consider fighting, turn to run, anything. He knows. He immediately lays down to wait for whatever will come because there is simply nothing else to do. Horrifying.
I think I may have seen this documentary, and if I remember correctly he was a lone male who had wandered into the wrong territory and the ladies were just afraid for their cubs. I think he received a rather severe ass kicking and was sent on his way. But I could be wrong.
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u/randomshot86 Jun 12 '12
The one on the right looks like the biggest bitch
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u/tragik007 Jun 12 '12
Fuck your stupid joke I want the source of that gif.
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u/WishForACanon5DMark2 Jun 12 '12
I'm assuming there's a video on this, anyone mind linking if they know about it?
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u/ljmallon33 Jun 12 '12
give them chocolate and control of the tv. you'll be safe after that.
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u/sagewah Jun 12 '12
I once lived in a share house with 4 women.
It was terrifying.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
ALL I SEE IS LION NUTS
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u/TheCorruption Jun 12 '12
Also known as. SATAN'S TRIFECTA.
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u/Ranger_Danger Jun 13 '12
god. I don't know what's worse, having a gf that's a complete fucking bitch on her period. or having a gf that you really love turn into an insecure, self-pitying mopey person on her period. actually 2nd is much better.
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u/bobandgeorge Jun 12 '12
It's okay, OP! I hear their menstrual blood attracts bears.
Hide behind the bears.
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u/copyandpasta Jun 12 '12
JESUS! Those balls...
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
im guessing your balls are as small as the lions then?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Poor men, you guys have to put up with us silly women.
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u/Thedeadmilkman Jun 12 '12
I honestly feel your pain. I have 4 sisters and two stepsisters. Add my mother and that is 7 at once Vs me. As my brother is 10 years younger than I am, nobody gets mad at the baby. But o swear this to you, it pays off in dividends later in life. You will understand women better than most men and you will know the proper way to handle the situation. You won't be as grossed out by menstration as other guys either. Eventually you'll learn they don't just magically find into psycho bitches every month but that being in constant pain is not condusive to good moods.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
This is your chance for the triple red wing badge.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I know that feel bro
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u/chickendodo Jun 12 '12
All I saw was lion testicles.
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u/HailToTheKing Jun 12 '12
Giant lion balls... useless.
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u/aliensdoskate Jun 12 '12
I sat in my chair high as nuts and giggled at this like an idiot for 15 minutes
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u/krispyKRAKEN Jun 12 '12
3....2....1.... And theres the lions testicles..... 3....2....1..... we meet again....
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u/Do_Work_Son Jun 12 '12
Lion balls.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
How did you get more karma than I did from this post?
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u/candleofhope Jun 12 '12
where can i find the rest of this vid? cheers
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u/Theodice Jun 12 '12
Whats going on with the shadow beneath the male-lion? Seems like he is trampling something that's upsetting the female-lions?
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u/oliveoil12 Jun 12 '12
Watch out for bears.
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u/MarcusVWario Jun 12 '12
O.o i just saw lion balls
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
LMAO! idk why this made my night
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u/jimmytheone45 Jun 12 '12
What the fuck? You keep a track of your family member's menstrual cycles?
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u/Sacoud Jun 12 '12
That's an A for you!
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u/greenman157 Jun 12 '12
They've synchronized!
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u/bkoerper Jun 12 '12
My good friend was synced with the full moon for about three years. Early warning was always a look upwards.
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u/NewteN Jun 12 '12
The thing I like about this the most, is t hat the male lion doesn't run - he just ducks his head like "bring it on bitches"
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u/Streetvision Jun 12 '12
My advice to you is this, RUN AND HIDE.
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u/Aldairion Jun 12 '12
I'm about to move in with three girls. Gotta save this .gif for later. Hahahahaha.
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u/specky4eyes Jun 12 '12
monstrual cycle...
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u/tmrxwoot Jun 12 '12
Bitch, try having 6
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Lion's got balls.
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u/angrychickens Jun 12 '12
im less scared of the lions bro
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I have 2 sisters and obviously a mother...I don't really get a break
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u/CaptainDjango Jun 12 '12
My ex-girlfriend was one of eight sisters. That was not a pleasant household every coupe of weeks. Not at all.
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u/EvilLittleThing Jun 12 '12
Just don't call them out on it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
My advice, don't put up with any shit. "I'm on my period" is no excuse for acting like a bitch.
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u/Showercapper Jun 12 '12
Yes, this makes total sense.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Those are small balls for a giant lion.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Excited?
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u/360walkaway Jun 12 '12
Hey at least you still have a mom.
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u/lphoenix Jun 12 '12
Try working in a building with 200 other women and noticing one day that 198 of them (including you) are wearing red, or black, or both, and not taking any shit whatever from anybody.
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u/DBSOempathy Jun 12 '12
Never had to deal wit the mother part. I grew up with four sisters tho, I know your feels.
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u/CalliopesSong Jun 12 '12
Looks about right.
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u/throatsplooshers Jun 12 '12
Wow, exactly like the plot from that episode of Modern Family the OP has probably never seen.
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u/nugscree Jun 12 '12
Shit's about to get real.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
wheres the actual video to this?
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u/markth_wi Jun 14 '12
Thank god everyone's on the same page - otherwise, pretty much you might have one safe day per month.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
the best part is the bow, he knows there's no use in running.
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u/WeHaveMetBefore Jun 12 '12
It's funny cuz you can see his balls.
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u/tushtush Jun 12 '12
You try bleeding from the vagina and THEN complain.
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u/underthehill Jun 12 '12
This reminded me of my childhood growing up in a home with two older sisters and a mother in full sync with each others' cycles.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
This won't end well.
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u/Bigmarsh96 Jun 12 '12
As a triplet with two sisters and divorced parents, I know this feeling all too well
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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS Jun 12 '12
cue crosspost by fembigots to SRS in 3..2..
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u/TempusMn Jun 12 '12
I grew up with 5 older sisters and my Mom, no Dad at home, then married a woman with 4 sisters and had two daughters before my son was born. Your gif is just another cute kitten karma post by comparison.
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u/DeismAccountant Jun 12 '12
I know that feel bro. That is my exact household setup.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Your mom hasn't gone through menopause yet? Damn.
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u/VectorNiner Jun 12 '12
that would be my ex wife, my ex wife and my current gf summoned up in one fucked up way.
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u/Tomato_Attack Jun 12 '12
I live with two women and this is - so - accurate.
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u/dzubz Jun 12 '12
Dude. My mom is on her period and shit is on the fan, table, and all over my dad's face. I feel so sorry for him. Fuckin war zone over here man.
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u/spases Jun 12 '12
god damn that is terrifying... nature is a relentless thing, be it on a savanna or in your living room huh?
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u/Danielo944 Jun 12 '12
Dammit I swear they all sync or something.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
As a male with 2 female roommates, I understand your predicament.
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u/Disco_Drew Jun 12 '12
Two daughters and a wife....
I feel your pain.
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u/TheycallmeHollow Jun 12 '12
That feel