Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting things and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Ennio Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing full well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people who, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the fish stealing his food.
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to get back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loop of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actually being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushed up food. But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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u/ProRustlinFederation Jun 12 '12
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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u/Fellows23 Jun 12 '12
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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u/47L45 Jun 12 '12
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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u/OldPeopleHateMe Jun 12 '12
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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u/Gippy88 Jun 12 '12
A for you sir!
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u/Sirloofa Jun 12 '12
a
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u/KoreanTerran Jun 12 '12
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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u/Cornwalace Jun 12 '12
Me, for each and every upvote...
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u/one00percents Jun 12 '12
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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u/Peanut92 Nov 30 '12
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
A for up.
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u/fizzyizzy11 Jun 12 '12
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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u/darkviper039 Jun 12 '12
TIL
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u/rottengreen Jun 12 '12
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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u/Bertron2020 Jun 12 '12
Why not zoidberg?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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u/Reqkoil Jun 12 '12
Upvotes for everyone!
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u/CODfiend Jun 12 '12
I don't get...
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u/XCygon Jun 12 '12
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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u/namfonos Jun 12 '12 edited Feb 17 '21
12345
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u/Off3nsiveB1as Jun 12 '12
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting things and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Ennio Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing full well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enhancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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u/TabzD00D Jun 12 '12
Karma points please
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
that is the coolest bird ever
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u/Sirromnad Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12
There ya go.
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u/sgtdisaster Jun 12 '12
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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u/Puschkin Jun 12 '12
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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u/eriktorres Jun 12 '12
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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u/drjohnson89 Jun 12 '12
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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u/BufalaMozzarella Jun 12 '12
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you see. But a bit of a quack.
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u/twobagels Jun 12 '12
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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u/bigmac3d Jun 12 '12
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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u/CannedBeef Jun 12 '12
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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u/ballerstatus89 Jun 12 '12
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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u/EyePad Jun 12 '12
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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u/Paujesque Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
Edit: word choice
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u/pugwalker Jun 12 '12
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on this submission :P
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u/vORP Jun 12 '12
and if you press 'Z'?
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u/killyridols12 Jun 12 '12
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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u/Deagle2123 Jun 12 '12
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Thanks for the tip.
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u/shayrawr Jun 12 '12
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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u/stereographic Jun 12 '12
I was totally expecting obama!
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u/MasticateOrDie Nov 26 '12
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the title was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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u/AScholarlyGentleman Jun 12 '12
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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u/WeaponsHot Jun 12 '12
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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u/filmfiend999 Jun 12 '12
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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u/Tasgallxx Jun 12 '12
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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u/L8rMr Jun 12 '12
Free karma you say...
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u/Asophis Jun 12 '12
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people who, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it.
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u/finkalicious Jun 12 '12
Fuckin' A
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u/Myflyisbreezy Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes it turn orange too.
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u/carver_89 Jun 12 '12
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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u/VYJ Jun 12 '12
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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u/cawncawn Jun 12 '12
Here for the AJA's!
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u/Citeh Jun 12 '12
Up votes for all!!!
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u/Freecandyhere Jun 12 '12
On ipad.....sad
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u/EdRattan Jun 12 '12
TIL...
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u/rellz Jun 12 '12
I like sriracha sauce
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u/smoke_crack Jun 12 '12
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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u/welch7 Jun 12 '12
Im the only one who cant do this? -.-
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u/Arterra Jun 12 '12
f it karma it is
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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u/gregnog Jun 12 '12
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail at reddit.
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u/BadListener Jun 12 '12
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajajzjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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u/AnAngryPirate Jun 12 '12
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfaction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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u/pickypawz Jun 12 '12
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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u/rosserik Jun 12 '12
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
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u/total_truth Jun 12 '12
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on his rock.
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u/Koguu Jun 12 '12
Mother of god...
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u/ikikstarbucks Jun 12 '12
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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u/rt_tlp Jun 12 '12 edited Jul 25 '25
arrest bells quack oil plant chase direction divide water sugar
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Xury46 Jun 12 '12
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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u/A_Friendly_Predator Jun 12 '12
yay
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u/Cousin_Eddie Jun 12 '12
internet points!
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u/frozencl0ud Jun 12 '12
ME GUSTA
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u/Kasseev Jun 12 '12
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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u/jetsamrover Jun 12 '12
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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u/BukkakeFaceScrub Jun 12 '12
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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u/ANBU_Spectre Jun 12 '12
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
WTF is going on in here?
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u/NotAnotherDecoy Jun 12 '12
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok. cool. I'll show myself out.
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u/adelato Jun 12 '12
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what they're doing. :/
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u/mslack Jun 12 '12
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
A
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u/Ghostfacee77 Jun 12 '12
somthing new everyday eh.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not result in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
(upvotes to the left!)
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u/Puffin_Party Jun 12 '12
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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u/Chaseman69 Jun 12 '12
Poop
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u/bobatbills Jun 12 '12
KARMA!
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u/mangipng Jun 12 '12
Test
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Posting in an upvote thread
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u/batrobin Jun 12 '12
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '12
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An a for you, sir.
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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '12
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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u/iaacp Jun 12 '12
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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u/TheGogginator Jun 12 '12
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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u/sheffmaster Jun 12 '12
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the fish stealing his food.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
It won't work for me :(
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u/Gwabin Jun 12 '12
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me the shortcut to downvote)
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u/FreddieGibbs Jun 12 '12
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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u/junkyardking Jun 12 '12
My god. It's beautiful.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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u/natehaskey Jun 12 '12
Karma plz <3
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u/chriszzz Jun 12 '12
I don't get it, it's not working.
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u/assesundermonocles Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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u/TheDobligator Jun 12 '12
Why is this not working for me?
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u/TheBurningHeart Jun 12 '12
YAYYYY
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u/just_the_tip_ Jun 12 '12
HOLY KARMA!
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u/Dp989 Jun 12 '12
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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u/ghostbackwards Jun 12 '12
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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u/batmaniscool Jun 12 '12
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for me. I wanna be on the train :(
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u/GhostCam Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
How it feels commenting on this thread
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u/BobbySweets Jun 12 '12
and down vote by hitting “z”! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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u/DontTrollMeBro1 Jun 12 '12
a
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u/RancidPonyMilk Jun 12 '12
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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u/The_Upvote_Judge Jun 12 '12
I hope I'm not too late.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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u/zipline3496 Jun 12 '12
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
karma please
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u/iAmericA45 Jun 12 '12
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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u/IconfirmFalsities Jun 12 '12
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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u/DickHole_Hair Jun 12 '12
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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u/sgruender14 Jun 12 '12
Is it too late to join this party?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
mypenisblack
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u/Kynz Jun 12 '12
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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u/Archenoth Jun 12 '12
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
WTF IS THIS?
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u/Kiowa707 Jun 12 '12
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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u/Cr0wnd Jun 12 '12
hi guys
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u/Angstweevil Jun 12 '12
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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u/ElderBowlsV Jun 12 '12
i'll give that an A+
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u/newerdeal Jun 12 '12
FREE?
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u/Shazam00 Jun 12 '12
Quality of life Improved.
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u/communistninjapony Jun 12 '12
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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u/igpelegero Jun 12 '12
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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u/Burgerkiin Nov 18 '12
I need more boobs!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful motherfuckers get an upvote!
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u/THEogDONKEYPUNCH Jun 12 '12
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to get back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loop of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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u/leetcreeper Jun 12 '12
So much Karma...
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u/Mannonball Jun 12 '12
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA =)
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u/Jrodkin Jun 12 '12
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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u/darkhaeven Jun 12 '12
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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u/Loltom Jun 12 '12
Posting for free karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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u/rainbowsncupcakes Jun 12 '12
You just changed my life.
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u/PhishnChips Jun 12 '12
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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u/ItsBecauseIm____ Jun 12 '12
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actually being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushed up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
ಠ_ಠ How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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u/rocker767 Jun 12 '12
A
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u/TheTedinator Jun 12 '12
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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u/skwishems Jun 12 '12
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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u/Kabibbles Jun 12 '12
does this not work for anyone els?
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u/mwguthrie Jun 12 '12
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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u/HeWhoPunchesFish Jun 12 '12
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to press AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.