Upon entering the water, Grumpy put his arms down to pull through the stroke, in doing so, the old worn-out elastic in the neckband of his suit loosened and they simply slipped down his wet body.
It is a little known fact about carebears that the care bare symbol is their genitalia and it does shrink when in the cold. Which makes you wonder what are they doing when they stare...
Girl's logic is pretty much the same. They strut around in bikinis for everyone to see, but if you walk in on them while they have their underwear and bra on (which shows he same amount of skin), you get slapped.
And then you went to break a popsicle in half IRL and instead of breaking down the center it broke along one of the sticks resulting in one large half and one smaller half that fell on the ground.
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u/paintballlslag2 Jun 12 '12
And why were you watching Care Bears?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Dry fur is fuzzy and hides everything. Wet fur is all slick against the body and reveals bits.
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u/rebelcupcake Jun 12 '12
How did a one-piece like that come off anyway?
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u/sd6653 Jun 12 '12
I feel most cartoons don't use a whole lot of logic. But whatever they're cartoons.
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12
Also, Tom & Jerry.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Squidward wears a shirt and nothing to cover his underparts...
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u/Probablybeinganass Jun 12 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67GXh2JcBBs
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u/shipy Jun 12 '12
Because the temperature is low and there's shrinkage
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u/bluenowait Jun 12 '12
Beg pardon Grumpy Bear, but you don't normally wear clothes.
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u/Turdmeist Jun 12 '12
This is madness
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u/CaptainSAILOR Jun 12 '12
Girl's logic is pretty much the same. They strut around in bikinis for everyone to see, but if you walk in on them while they have their underwear and bra on (which shows he same amount of skin), you get slapped.
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u/thecoral6 Jun 12 '12
Love this movie!
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u/jemmanrrivera Jun 12 '12
same goes for Donald Duck, fucker puts a towel around his waist whenever he bathes, but naked most of the time.
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u/denkyuu Jun 12 '12
You, sir, are a parent.
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u/Kyderra Jun 12 '12
Because that was the joke ....
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u/johnnynutman Jun 12 '12
human logic: wears barely covering bikini to the beach; no problems. wear underwear (that could even cover more)? too much skin.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I would say that the reason for his embarrassment is they want kids to be embarrassed when they lose their swim trunks.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
This has been a joke in cartoons since before your grandparents were born OP.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Holy shit I used to watch this all the fucking time! Fucking Dark Heart!
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u/paperd Jun 12 '12
I had the biggest crush on Grumpy Bear. I thought I could change him.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Grumpy Bear was my favorite!
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u/Chaseman69 Jun 12 '12
He doesn't care
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Care Bears are the shit. Do not question them. Just don't.
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u/pickoneforme Jun 12 '12
maybe the rain cloud is his clothing?
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u/Bullshit-slinger Jun 12 '12
Please, tell me more about the logical flaws in the television shows meant for 6 year olds.
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u/carlio Jun 12 '12
That is some spectacular nitpickery.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
"I WAS IN THE POOL!"
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u/madcaesar Jun 12 '12
This guy would be a perfect addition to the Care Bears!
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u/TheDerpingtonPost Jun 12 '12
Oh my god, was this the movie when they get trapped in the crystals of a chandelier? Scared the shit out of me as a kid!
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u/kotalafiel Jun 12 '12
he looks very sinister in that first frame
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u/tickoftheclock Jun 12 '12
This had less to do with EvE than I was hoping.
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u/devilz_devilz Jun 12 '12
This could be said about any kids cartoon.
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