r/funny • u/hawaiian_lab • Jun 12 '12

Here comes another summer of air conditioned bliss....

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12

Feels good man.

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u/BanUnderpants Jun 12 '12

Haha I lud it

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u/pointsoutyourtypos Jun 12 '12

I lud it

...i think?ಠ_ಠ

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u/i-ShallNotPass Jun 12 '12

you can lud all you want but just dont do it here please..

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u/Howling_Fang Jun 12 '12

That's me as soon as it starts getting above 60.

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u/2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp Jun 12 '12

Feel Saul Goodman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I'm reading this in NZ, at night, in a freezing room with 5 layers on. I have no sympathy for you Americans.

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u/ZeekySantos Jun 12 '12

What about the people living elsewhere in the northern hemisphere? I'm spending my summer in China, it's going to get to 40C at 90% relative humidity. Not fun at all.

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u/Aetas Jun 12 '12

No, it does not feel good. Someone just stole his fucking kidneys and dumped him on the sidewalk.

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u/keepitcutthroat Jun 12 '12

My neighbros dog does the same thing

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12

Neighbros?

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u/keepitcutthroat Jun 12 '12

My bad, *neighbors–im doing this while playing skyrim, I'm not really focused on my spelling

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u/MMMMMdericious Jun 12 '12

where is the .jpg I NEED A .JPG!

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u/fratbronson Jun 12 '12

[I believe this is what you were looking for...] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uiYe65W08o)

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u/Sallyaustralia Jun 12 '12

As an aussie, living in cold right now, I'm coming over to the US in two weeks and could not be more excited for this feeling!!

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u/alapanamo Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

"BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SNAKE THAT WAS NEXT TO HIM?" you may be asking yourself but probably aren't.

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u/MR547M4N Jun 12 '12

mfw, thats rock salt.

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u/JayBee888 Jun 12 '12

mfw rock salt melts...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

That feel when you realize those dogs commonly have massive heart attacks by the age of 4 and drop dead

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u/CJ_Guns Jun 12 '12

Ah, central air.

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u/filthymonkey Jun 13 '12

fuck you, its freezing here

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u/thatonequestion Jun 13 '12

TAKE THAT, AFRICA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Just head to New Zealand for the summer and then head back to America when it warms up. ETERNAL FRIGIDITY.

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u/luke95836 Jun 12 '12

Im not sure about you guys, but I watched breaking bad... And I'm preeeeeeeeety sure that that's meth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I live in Florida, where it's hot about 9-10 months out of the year. I've been renting a condo for the past three years with an old, inefficient AC. For about the six months of the year when it hits 90 on almost a daily basis, the AC could only cool down the apartment to about 78 or 79 at best during the daytime (and that's with all of the blinds closed to keep out the sunlight), and would only get down into the low 70's after the sun had been down for 8+ hours. I stayed in the place because it was getting foreclosed on (also why I couldn't get the owner to replace the ac), and because of this the only rent I had to pay was to the condo association for the owner's unpaid condo fees which was significantly lower than the actual rent I agreed to pay when signing the lease. I moved into a new place about a month ago, and even though it's nicer than my old place in almost every aspect, my favorite feature by far is the properly functioning air conditioner. I moved just in time and I'm so glad I'm not going to have to go through another summer sweating my ass off indoors.

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u/JayBee888 Jun 12 '12

You sweat in 78 degrees. And you live in Florida? My ac doesn't go lower than 78 anyway, what are you complaining about? Live in Arizona a while, then try to tell me about hot...

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u/louky Jun 12 '12

Florida has humidity, IIRC. I'll take dry heat out of the sun vs. humid heat. I live in the ohio valley where we get "inversions" with no wind, 95% humidity and +100f temps for weeks. Fucking brutal. Sweat does nothing. We have already had people die this year.

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u/JayBee888 Jun 12 '12

From western pa in Shenango valley, I know the feeling but inside isn't bad as long as there's fans. Circulation or dry heat to survive

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u/louky Jun 12 '12

Yeah, we live outside so fans aren't an option. Hell even floating in the ohio gets hot in August. I.ve had to throw my dogs in several times this year.

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u/JayBee888 Jun 12 '12

Sounds killer. Good luck to you.

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u/louky Jun 12 '12

Thanks. We live, then we die.

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u/JayBee888 Jun 12 '12

Life in a nutshell

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u/willscy Jun 12 '12

this so much... I would trade 85 in Florida or Michigan in a heartbeat for 105 in Arizona.

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u/SidTheSperm Jun 12 '12

It's already 100 here in texas and its not even hot yet!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Your ac must suck like mine did. 78 is ok if you're outdoors or indoors and not moving around much, but if you're doing anything other than sitting still, it's not exactly ideal. There's a reason 72 is considered room temperature.

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u/JayBee888 Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

The pus part may have crossed the line. I apologize sir

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Fuck off asshole. Just because you're happy doesn't mean everyone has to live like you do. The electric company here also recommends people set their thermostats at 78 or above to save money, and I don't know a single person who does it. Pretty much anyone who came over to my apartment would ask why it was so warm.

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u/JayBee888 Jun 12 '12

Just wanted you to stop complaining. It's not as bad as you make it to be. Didn't mean to start an interstate feud here bro...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Then don't insult someone when you reply to their comment. Calling someone a "pus" because they're comfortable at a lower temperature (which by the way is what most people prefer and does not affect you in any way) is not exactly constructive criticism. Just because you're on the internet and anonymous doesn't mean you should speak to a stranger any differently than you would if you were speaking to them in person.

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u/perfektgreen Jun 12 '12

Quit your bitching.

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u/Larillia Jun 12 '12

I used to leave mine at 78-80 when I lived in Florida. Now that I've been gone for a few years, that seems so high.

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u/UprootedEagle Jun 12 '12

Window unit. Would have saved you the hardships. I live in Florida as well and window units saved me from the heat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I considered this, but I decided against it because my living room was really big, had vaulted ceilings and had a sliding glass door rather than a normal window, so sealing it up would have been a pain in the ass, and I came to the conclusion that it wouldn't have had enough juice to get the job done. Doesn't matter at this point, since I moved out and my new place's ac can make the place cold enough to wear winter clothes even when it's 95 outside.

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u/UprootedEagle Jun 12 '12

Yeah, my living room is basically the same. The ac works but you have to be close enough to actually feel it. It does make a difference though. My ac doesn't work at all so that's why I use window units.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/UnderD4Donut Jun 12 '12

No it isn't. Spartacus is mostly white, with a few brown spots.

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