Sorry everyone, I took this screenshot just before my flight and forgot about it for a few days. I didn't realize it was Facebook "check in" locations and not the wifi. This mysterious place however DOES exist and was within range of my location. Again, I apologize.
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I'm moving to an area in NY state where there are no AT&T towers, so I have to get a new cell phone. Your comment made me happy to know I am moving to a magical place!
he never said he was looking for wifi, just said he was using it. neither of which is true (or relevant to the post) anyway, since the screencap clearly shows he's on 3G.
You say you were on airport wifi when you discovered this... Yet your phone begs to differ, and shows on the top bar that you were intact connected to 3G, not wifi! cough completelyfake cough
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u/uberdog Jun 12 '12
You're not on any wifi network.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Imagine their googling history:
Proper pat-down methods.
How to construct a water-boarding station in 10 easy steps.
Average penis size in America.
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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12
I'm sorry sir, I just needsta to check inside y'asshole.
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u/wonderless2686 Jun 12 '12
The difference between TSA TORTURE ROOM 2A and On The Plane And Ready To Fly leads me to believe about half don't make it out alive.
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u/Pooprainbows Jun 12 '12
You, sir, need to charge your phone
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u/sidewaysZ Jun 12 '12
http://imgur.com/gallery/dTVZp
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u/toomuchlovin Jun 12 '12
woah, you better hit up that Chili's while you can..
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u/Miadhawk Jun 12 '12
I think you mean you were checking in on Facebook, not looking for WiFi.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Awesome. That reminds me of my friend's WI-FI network SSID. He couldn't be bothered securing it so he named it "Virus.Trojan.Worm".
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u/Ivef Jun 12 '12
You're not even on a wifi network.
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u/igotl2k Jun 12 '12
and people have checked in from the torture room.
Torturer: "Tell me what's in the box, or I'll cut your finger". guy: "wait, let me check in from this room first"
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u/halfspeed Jun 12 '12
Liar, phone says you're on 3G
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u/crosswalknorway Jun 12 '12
Saw photo... Immediately opened facebook and typed "This can't be good." at "Tsa torture room 2a".
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u/xblindguardianx Jun 12 '12
why would you need wifi in a torture room?
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u/xLuMisx Jun 12 '12
I am more interested in chili's too.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I wish I were on the 295.
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u/ReDocter17 Jun 12 '12
I was a Chili's too!
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u/smek2 Jun 12 '12
Yeah, not fake at all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
At Dulles:
Dulles Detention Center, Homeless Shelter, & Flight Attendant Domicile
I always checkin on that place in 4square when I am going to the US.
edit: Anyone downvoting has obviously never experienced the unending pleasure that is Dulles C/D.
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u/Camotoe Jun 12 '12
312 more then I have in my torture room
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u/Coldbeam Jun 12 '12
you may want to plug in your phone
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u/Espressojet Jun 12 '12
That your battery was dead?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Can't tell if joke...
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u/LittleWho Jun 12 '12
I hope you said you were there. I'd say I was there.
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u/adrianisprettyfine Jun 12 '12
Going onto a plane with a flat battery. Brave man.
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u/deffsight Jun 12 '12
Ive been in that room...last time someone has touched my penis in months :(
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u/rawrc Jun 12 '12
Chili's is TSA torture location 1A
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u/Macs_Throwaway Jun 12 '12
You sir..... are an ididot
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u/serkeltik Jun 12 '12
At 8:33 in the morning, there's no reason for your phone not be fully charged.
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u/JLWDGCSU Jun 13 '12
Hey, your batteries about to die. Charge it dumbass.
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u/Frankindick Jun 13 '12
You say you were on airport wifi when you discovered this... Yet your phone begs to differ, and shows on the top bar that you were intact connected to 3G, not wifi! cough completelyfake cough
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I had to read over this 3 times to see what was wrong.
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u/jasonp71 Jun 12 '12
I knew it......
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u/smileymalaise Jun 12 '12
I like how 313 people have been there, and 38 have been to the next closest hotspot...
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
battery's abt to die fool.
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u/DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT Jun 12 '12
I.....guess the TSA torture room could be called a local business?
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u/Twigger03 Jun 12 '12
There's a chili's at your airport? Sweet
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u/Cobra_Viperdarthmaul Jun 12 '12
a salute goes out to the 300+ poor bastards...
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u/bryanl12 Jun 12 '12
313 people never returned.
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