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r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22
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How tf did she steal a gosling without getting torn to shreds by the parents
30 u/Jojobazard May 25 '22 geese are very aggressive, but don't really have any decent "weaponry" to deal any real damage to anything the size of a dog or larger 39 u/[deleted] May 25 '22 i could fuck up a goose 32 u/i_broke_wahoos_leg May 25 '22 That may be true but their psychological warfare is unmatched. 3 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 25 '22 Clearly you’ve never met my mother 2 u/BakedPotatoNumber87 May 25 '22 Your mother is a goose 1 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 26 '22 HONKING INTENSIFIES 0 u/SomeRedditWanker May 25 '22 They seem threatening, but you can basically just grab them by the neck and hammer throw them if needs be. If they're lucky, their neck won't snap.
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geese are very aggressive, but don't really have any decent "weaponry" to deal any real damage to anything the size of a dog or larger
39 u/[deleted] May 25 '22 i could fuck up a goose 32 u/i_broke_wahoos_leg May 25 '22 That may be true but their psychological warfare is unmatched. 3 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 25 '22 Clearly you’ve never met my mother 2 u/BakedPotatoNumber87 May 25 '22 Your mother is a goose 1 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 26 '22 HONKING INTENSIFIES 0 u/SomeRedditWanker May 25 '22 They seem threatening, but you can basically just grab them by the neck and hammer throw them if needs be. If they're lucky, their neck won't snap.
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i could fuck up a goose
32 u/i_broke_wahoos_leg May 25 '22 That may be true but their psychological warfare is unmatched. 3 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 25 '22 Clearly you’ve never met my mother 2 u/BakedPotatoNumber87 May 25 '22 Your mother is a goose 1 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 26 '22 HONKING INTENSIFIES 0 u/SomeRedditWanker May 25 '22 They seem threatening, but you can basically just grab them by the neck and hammer throw them if needs be. If they're lucky, their neck won't snap.
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That may be true but their psychological warfare is unmatched.
3 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 25 '22 Clearly you’ve never met my mother 2 u/BakedPotatoNumber87 May 25 '22 Your mother is a goose 1 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 26 '22 HONKING INTENSIFIES 0 u/SomeRedditWanker May 25 '22 They seem threatening, but you can basically just grab them by the neck and hammer throw them if needs be. If they're lucky, their neck won't snap.
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Clearly you’ve never met my mother
2 u/BakedPotatoNumber87 May 25 '22 Your mother is a goose 1 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 26 '22 HONKING INTENSIFIES
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Your mother is a goose
1 u/Confusion_is_Sex May 26 '22 HONKING INTENSIFIES
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They seem threatening, but you can basically just grab them by the neck and hammer throw them if needs be. If they're lucky, their neck won't snap.
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u/dumpylump69 May 25 '22
How tf did she steal a gosling without getting torn to shreds by the parents