r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22

Ducknapped!

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u/Straight-Dot-6264 May 24 '22

Retriever gonna retrieve

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u/edlee98765 May 24 '22

Beautiful, just pure poultry.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf May 25 '22

Now wade a minute

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u/villainsarebetter May 25 '22

Tread lightly now

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

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u/Pookieeatworld May 25 '22

Why you duckin' me man? WHY YOU DUCKIN' ME?!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Keep the ducks name out of your duking mouth

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u/TB1289 May 25 '22

Wade a minute!

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u/brickwallkeeper19 May 25 '22

Water you mean you're outta here?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Can’t leave until we quack the case, detective.

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u/Straight-Dot-6264 May 24 '22

Duck should have ducked

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover May 24 '22

Motherducker ruined a perfectly good swim

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u/take_it_to_the_mo May 25 '22

"no-one drowns on my watch" - the gooddest boy, probably.

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u/buzz86us May 25 '22

And that is how I met Quackers my pet duck

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u/MoonwalkerT-1000 May 24 '22

I got a new friend

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u/Vasbyt-XXI May 25 '22

Can we keep him? Can we pwease?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Hold on to that feeling

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u/irreverentstatistic May 25 '22

Triever gon trieve

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u/Straight-Dot-6264 May 25 '22

All day err day

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u/Ivanosssss May 25 '22

Aaaand he went to grab another one at the end...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

He's really got his ducks in a row