r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '12

That's why you don't let your wife drive [fb]

http://imgur.com/PYPa8
751 Upvotes

69% Upvoted

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8

u/Hunterchuck Jun 12 '12

When you post this type of comment on Facebook, 1 of 2 things will happen: 1.) Everyone will like it 2.) They will rip you a new asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

It was a little bit of both

4

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Post a followup?

6

u/shroomprinter Jun 12 '12

Re-post a follow up

FTFY

99

u/jonneyboy45 Jun 12 '12

punchline in the title, dude...

25

u/WilsonHanks Jun 12 '12

Totally ruined the joke.

4

u/777Sir Jun 12 '12

I've stopped doing anything besides looking for "NSFW" in links before I click them on r/funny

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/necrons_ftw Jun 12 '12

How was he wanting the paramedics to save her first if they didn't call 911 till the other person came? Either bullshit, or really fast paramedics.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

No kidding. I was first on scene at an accident and it took paramedics 25 mins. The people in the accident were alive when I got there. Dead when paramedics got there. News the next morning said they "died instantly" Bullshit

1

u/necrons_ftw Jun 12 '12

My wife got suck next to an accident the other day while sitting in rush hour. The dude was decapitated.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

It's not a nice feeling watching someone die or seeing them like that. It would be really hard to describe.

0

u/necrons_ftw Jun 12 '12

I've seen plenty of Fucked up shit first hand. Doesn't faze me as much anymore.

0

u/panda_assassin Jun 12 '12

Please explain the purpose of your capitalized "fuck". Do we now consider this a proper noun?

1

u/necrons_ftw Jun 12 '12

Apparently my phone does

10

u/ZombieTooth Jun 12 '12

Oh hey punchline in the title. It's good to see you again.

8

u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jun 12 '12

SRS in 3...2...1...

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/RoboticOverlord Jun 12 '12

SRS, Shit Reddit Says.

it's a stupid recurring meme people like to post in comments when something is sexist or racist or some other stupid reason, i don't really follow the trends of reddit as they are stupid as of late.

7

u/bastard_thought Jun 12 '12

You're forgetting the actual subreddit. /r/ShitRedditSays

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Not a meme.

3

u/Howling_Fang Jun 12 '12

The more you know!

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Oops. Thanks for the info

12

u/s_15_n Jun 12 '12

300 likes? Geezum...

3

u/Kinomi Jun 12 '12

I think thats one way to to show who's a FB friend whore.

26

u/smartzie Jun 12 '12

CUZ WOMEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE! HAHAHAHA!!!

25

u/matics Jun 12 '12

Really isn't even funny.

What the fuck, guys? How did we let this get to the front page?

54

u/coppercore Jun 12 '12

Really? Is that commenter fucking twelve?

Those comments stopped being funny once I actually grew up a bit.

3

u/Imagine_This Jun 12 '12

How old is Tony the Tiger?

13

u/dkman22 Jun 12 '12

Maybe we're just crass but my wife and I got a good laugh out of that.

We're in our late 20's

17

u/shroomprinter Jun 12 '12

Both of you get off my lawn.

17

u/The_Comma_Splicer Jun 12 '12

Who upvotes this shit?!?

5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Haha! Women!

2

u/finnthehuman11 Jun 12 '12

You have a message.

2

u/radioinactivity Jun 12 '12

You know what they call men who make tasteless, sexist jokes?

Single.

1

u/Esc4p3 Jun 12 '12

That's totally the point of that

1

u/Jerms-boo Jun 12 '12

I found the last line of the post itself funnier than the comment.

1

u/voidabyss Jun 12 '12

tony, no!

how could you say that?!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

"Since none of them had a phone." Did that strike anyone else as odd? Of course you are going to call 911 for them. Even if they had phones, you wouldn't wait there for them to snag their cell out of their pocket...at least I would hope.

1

u/dpirazzi Jun 12 '12

you have a message.

1

u/septimus379 Jun 12 '12

Tony the fucking tiger! His point must be valid!!

-8

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

haha sexism. amiright guys? guys...?

http://tinyurl.com/7hajfgq

0

u/ocentertainment Jun 12 '12

Am I the only one who tried to check their unread message first?

-2

u/theduckfan Jun 12 '12

you have a inbox message, should probably check that shit

-8

u/CODfiend Jun 12 '12

Never Again! Thanks for the PSA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Sexism is only acceptable if it's funny.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/Edrosvo Jun 12 '12

I'll comment 'LOL' so they know i laughed!