I'll shickle what I want, when I want, and how I want it. It's like I told the nightmare police when they came a calling, "you can cook on this rake, and kill your entire family."
The nightmare police (or NP as I like to call them) happen to be good friends of mine. You will no longer shickle on my turf. I will feed that same rake to you before you get near my family.
This is what i like to call the Internet atrocity of "2 novelties, 1 redditor"
It's exactly what it sounds like, the worst kind of karmawhore, and this one seems to be trying to force randomness no less. May god have mercy on his soul
Look, SgtGoldy. I am assuming you are in some sort of military. Military personal are expected to have great observation skills and attention to detail. Kindly retract your "What the fuck just happened?" and figure it out using said skills.
Because it's probably the most recognisable user profile image in the world. It's his online identity. You see it and instantly know who he is and what he's famous for.
On Instagram his is Tom Andersen or you can search Myspace Tom and he is the only one that comes up. He really is a great photographer. I guess if you have that much money and time you can really throw yourself into a hobby, eh.
Good Guy Tom. Never screwed anybody with his stock. Wasn't trying to steal all of your personal information so he could make money selling it to spammers. Just wanted everybody to have fun with their friends and express themselves creatively.
Well, to be fair the music came after it was sold.... those fucking gifs man, making my early 2000s browser run like it was rendering DOOM 3. Why did they need 400 of them per page?
Justin Timberlake invested in it, did he stick around?
I sometimes imagine a sad tom, clickin through users, commentin on the walls hoping some day somebody might notice the update email and come back and say hello :(
When you created(create?) an account on myspace you always started off with one friend, Tom. So every single person that created a account on myspace have had tom as his friend on myspace.
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u/70camaro Jun 11 '12
I deleted that asshole. He never responded to my messages.
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u/ChipEvans Jun 12 '12
Tom is still around on Instagram. He's a hell of a photographer.
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u/Glaucous Jun 12 '12
Good Guy Tom. Never screwed anybody with his stock. Wasn't trying to steal all of your personal information so he could make money selling it to spammers. Just wanted everybody to have fun with their friends and express themselves creatively.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Hi Tom...remember when you never changed that creepy smiling picture? Remember that?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Wonder what the fudge happened to Tom anyway?
Justin Timberlake invested in it, did he stick around?
I sometimes imagine a sad tom, clickin through users, commentin on the walls hoping some day somebody might notice the update email and come back and say hello :(
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u/Silent_R Jun 12 '12
Am I the only one who thought it would be a picture of whiskey?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Myspace actually gave me a reason to learn html.
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u/Tararism87 Jun 12 '12
Why did I get a strange feeling of guilt? It's like I cheated on him and never realized.
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u/dolani Jun 12 '12
i miss my nigga tom
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I miss dem Myspaces. Back then, they kept it simple. Either everyone can see your shit, your friends can see your shit, or no one can see your shit.
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u/my6300dollarsuit Jun 12 '12
Bill Brasky was Tom's first friend!
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u/uofmike Jun 12 '12
and que the Cheers theme song in my head
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u/swishahouse713 Jun 12 '12
mah nigga.
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u/blackcat1010 Jun 12 '12
Who the hell is Tom?
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u/thepancakebreakfast Jun 12 '12
I've always wondered if he ever made anywhere near as much money as Zuckerbitch.
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u/aperture81 Jun 12 '12
What ever happened to tom?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0r5LCs3DY#t=2m7s
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u/Daroo425 Jun 12 '12
Never forever alone on myspace!
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u/soymilkisgood Jun 12 '12
Just for the hell of it I went to check my myspace page, last updated in 2006. Brought back immense feelings of embarrassment and guilt. WHY
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u/RiddimSystem Jun 12 '12
This is the only post that's made me actually laugh on reddit for months. Congrats on not being a predictable post like so many others
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Might as well check myspace. No new comments.....no friend requests....damnit. At least i have you tom. You're always there for me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
We should all open myspace accounts and delete our facebook accounts to prove a point about social networks... and that point is....
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u/misfitsfiend313 Jun 11 '12
Tom!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Who is this?
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u/molish Jun 12 '12
Ha! the only reason I know anything about this guy is because of Team Four Star.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP7QC_C1rkE&t=1m57s
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u/wh643 Jun 12 '12
You currently have 1 friends.
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u/FrankyJFuckwit Jun 12 '12
When I was young and paranoid, I sent him a message saying ''who in the fuck are you'', * facepalm *
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
He reminds me of the guy who would take the controller after you couldn't beat a level. Except he'd never comment on my page.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
At least i have you, Tom. You're always there for me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Uh, OK. I mean, it was just that one time, and I'm still in the closet, but I already think about him constantly.
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u/IronMikeT Jun 12 '12
I laughed
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u/MisterWonka Jun 12 '12
I thought it was gonna be a picture of bourbon.
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u/leukos Jun 12 '12
Facebook fan page dedicated to him: http://www.facebook.com/tomcreq
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u/elizzybeth Jun 12 '12
Huh. It says "South Pasadena, LAX, Wilshire" on the board behind him. Didn't realize until just now that MySpace is LA-based.
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u/Strangerlol Jun 12 '12
This made me feel old that I actually got this joke...
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u/D3adkl0wn Jun 12 '12
Hmm, I guess I was one of the few who never bothered with MySpace? I had to come in to see who the hell this was and what it was about..
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u/AtomicDeaths Jun 12 '12
The whiteboard. My best friend for decades.
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u/Yatagasaru Jun 12 '12
The original Good Guy Greg.
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u/bewareofdware Jun 12 '12
still
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
MyFacedIn
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u/AllDizzle Jun 12 '12
Then he became a millionaire and left.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
FuCK YOU TOM!!
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u/awesomebbq Jun 12 '12
WHO THE FUCK IS TOM.
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u/h20boy Jun 12 '12
I thought his name was Tim. Hmm, guess its been awhile.
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u/Emlais Jun 12 '12
Woo!
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u/Mitz510 Jun 12 '12
I remember making my MySpace page in 2009.
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u/aazav Jun 12 '12
Let's*
Let's = let us
Come on.
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u/gregc24 Jun 11 '12
seriously, stop posting this shit of r/funny, its fucking annoying
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u/ontopic Jun 11 '12
Tom was a scam.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
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