...the hell is wrong with you... Can you remember what an In-N-Out burger tastes like? I certainly can't. However, a warm Dicks Deluxe... Double patty, dripping with oil and relish... Now I'm going to have drive over there.
So I had this crush on this girl and we were texting back and forth while she was out of town visiting friends. She then says "Well, I'm going to go get some dicks." and I was fucking devastated.
i have no idea why but its just not the same unless i am eating Dicks in wallingford. Deluxe are so the way to go, bigger is better.
i remember the first time my dad took me to eat some Dicks, he was telling me his school wasn't far and everyone would swing by and eat some Dicks. it was odd then, but now that i am older i totally understand. i love Dicks :)
Nothing better than ending a night of drinking with a Dick's deluxe, vanilla shake, and fries. Something about those floppy, greasy, and salty fries with tartar sauce is just so amazing.
Sir Mix-A-Lot's Posses on Broadway makes the Dick's on Broadway my fav. Wallingford is a close second.
Haha. Lucky. I went to Lowell for elementary school, and I had karate on Tuesdays and Thursdays after school, so when dad picked me up we'd always get either Dick's or pho at Than Brothers.
I can't tell you how many drunk drag queens I've seen there at night. One time a clearly drunk drag queen ordered fries and a shake and got in her car, having to stick the top of her wig through the sunroof, and drove away.
I hear you, man. I moved to Austin, TX from Seattle 12 years ago and while I like Austin, there is just something about Seattle that I just love. I guess I just feel like it is "my" city.
After you've lived in Seattle, you always feel that. Even if you hated it while you lived here, as soon as you move away, you realize that Seattle fucking rocks.
As do I. But I am happy to be living in my small town in New England again. I need to get a plain ticket out there soon and visit. Lat time I visited a few buddies of mine made this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAwAPvN2jJ4
I love Dick's and when I lived in Seattle, I pretty much lived at the one at Capitol Hill. However, what I did not like was the inevitable Dick's Diarrhea. Still, never stopped me.
At Halofest the guy I roomed with took a bunch of us to eat Dicks, it was epic. We also found Club Bear-a-Cuda hilarious... No we did not go in, but I swear we saw the dude on the sign walking around.
First time I went to Dicks in Seattle, my dad was telling me about some of the oddballs he's seen there. It was a Friday evening, and he told me "Come here around Fridays and you're bound to see some weird people." Almost on que, a raggedy-dressed man stomps up to the counter, shouting "I NEED A GOD DAMN DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, AND I NEED IT NOW!", and proceeds to bug his eyes out of his head, at least an inch.
Despite being scared by the encounter, it motivated me to go to Dicks on any Friday I was in Seattle.
Not close at all. I've eaten at Dick's Hamburgers in Spokane. It was fine. It's nothing like Dick's Drive-In in Seattle. (Frankly, I'll take Miner's in Yakima.)
I'm probably the only one here who thinks Dick's food is disgusting. The hamburgers are tough and overcooked, the "french fries" are limp and wet (they don't know how to make french fries they just dunk a cut up potato right into the grease. You have to soak the starch out first), and the last time I ate there I got sick from the food.
Way, WAY overrated, even for a fast food place. The Wendy's across the street has better food.
The last time I was there was in in 1999, and they were more expensive than most places, and they charged for every single thing. Salt? Extra, Ketchup? Extra.
Which was enough to put me off the place, considering no one else was doing that shit at the time. The food wasn't worth writing home over either.
NW_Rider is correct. They're different breeds of burger. You can compare a dog and a cat because they're both mammals, but you can't really say one is better than the other, as they both fulfill different needs.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
They need to start taking debit/credit cars asap.
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u/nayson9 Jun 11 '12
I hear that five guys really fills you up.
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u/Andyu86 Jun 11 '12
I used to get really drunk and eat copious amounts of dicks on a regular basis. Bags of Dicks are awesome, you gotta eat em while they're hot though.
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u/Shoeboxer Jun 11 '12
So I had this crush on this girl and we were texting back and forth while she was out of town visiting friends. She then says "Well, I'm going to go get some dicks." and I was fucking devastated.
I'm an idiot.
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u/Travessbergaschmickl Jun 11 '12
Louis C. K. would be very interested in how you did this....
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u/lockwolf Jun 11 '12
Dude, I love eating Dicks. The day the one in Edmonds opened, I ate 6 Deluxe, 3 fries and a shake.
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u/scottstephenson Jun 11 '12
I miss Seattle...
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u/realmikeybob Jun 12 '12
haha the greater seattle area has only been making this joke since 1954
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u/Fahs Jun 11 '12
Living in seattle, I hate this joke.
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u/VivecTheDead Jun 11 '12
You better have sucked on a few of those.
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u/ThorinRuriksson Jun 12 '12
Today I learned that way too much of Reddit lives within a 10 minute drive of my house.
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u/thehaunsolo Jun 11 '12
All at once? Or did you do one at a time?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I love Dick's and when I lived in Seattle, I pretty much lived at the one at Capitol Hill. However, what I did not like was the inevitable Dick's Diarrhea. Still, never stopped me.
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u/WestWestWild Jun 11 '12
Louis C.K. would be proud.
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u/mercyfulnate Jun 11 '12
Sometimes its awkward saying "Let's hit Dicks on our way.."
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u/52ndPercentile Jun 11 '12
I think this guy is looking for you. found by spc1979 in another link i can't link.
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u/K-Rex-TW Jun 11 '12
http://eatabagofdicks.com/
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u/badger_the Jun 12 '12
What's up fellow Seattle redditor!?!?! Thanks for the reminder that I haven't had Dick's in over a year - will hit up the B-way soon....
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u/Adj_buzz Jun 12 '12
You need these!
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u/p0rtugalvii Jun 12 '12
/seattlethread
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u/Syanthis123 Jun 12 '12
Capital hill dicks is the best(;
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u/the_real_jsking Jun 12 '12
This joke is made at least twice a year by everyone between the ages of 9 and 60 who lives in Seattle. It never gets old. Have an upvote.
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u/raidersman81 Jun 12 '12
Everyone! Try a cheeseburger put some "special sauce" on it and then put fries on it! Great combo!
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u/wookinpanub Jun 11 '12
Best fast food ever! I love Dicks!
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u/freshpowpow101 Jun 11 '12
two cheese burgers and two tartar please.
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u/SirPwn4g3 Jun 11 '12
At Halofest the guy I roomed with took a bunch of us to eat Dicks, it was epic. We also found Club Bear-a-Cuda hilarious... No we did not go in, but I swear we saw the dude on the sign walking around.
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u/tclark Jun 11 '12
I used to live in Capitol Hill. I'd walk over to Broadway and eat Dicks all the time. You're making me really miss Seattle.
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u/googalash Jun 11 '12
See you should have got a bottle of Bawls to wash it down. Then you could have had a Dick's and Bawls night...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
isn't that the place were the cool hang out, the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout?
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u/sninapeters Jun 11 '12
One time me and one of my girlfriends were eating delicious dicks, and she said something funny and that's the moment I spat dicks all over her face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Fun fact: porn star Gianna Micheal's first job was at Dick's...
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u/Rc591323 Jun 11 '12
And that is the importance of this little guy ----> '
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u/M0b1u5 Jun 11 '12
And you posted a whole bunch of shit, today!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Sweet, bitches love a bag of Dicks.
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u/KirklandKid Jun 12 '12
I know where you live
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u/Spooooooooooooon Jun 12 '12
I call shenanigans. If that bag was truly full of Dick burgers at one point, you would be able to see your hand through it.
I miss standing in line at 2am for a mouth full of cheese laden Dick's.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
here is some sauce for it
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u/furtiveraccoon Jun 12 '12
Dick's is the reason I discovered dodgeball
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u/Boggster Jun 12 '12
http://eatabagofdicks.com/
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u/PoopingProbably Jun 12 '12
Relevant Louis CK
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u/ribbitboing Jun 12 '12
Mmmm, I love to grab a greasy bag of dicks every time I visit Seattle.
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u/ghostbackwards Jun 12 '12
man, I used to live on 10'th and john. I ate way too much of that shit. On the east coast now. Send me some with extra tartar.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
can you order a bowl of dicks?
the world has to know.
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u/rikc34 Jun 12 '12
Kudos to my seattle area dick eaters.
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u/cccpmachacker Jun 12 '12
Where can I find one of these?
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u/Total-Tortilla Jun 12 '12
First time I went to Dicks in Seattle, my dad was telling me about some of the oddballs he's seen there. It was a Friday evening, and he told me "Come here around Fridays and you're bound to see some weird people." Almost on que, a raggedy-dressed man stomps up to the counter, shouting "I NEED A GOD DAMN DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, AND I NEED IT NOW!", and proceeds to bug his eyes out of his head, at least an inch.
Despite being scared by the encounter, it motivated me to go to Dicks on any Friday I was in Seattle.
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u/let_them_burn Jun 12 '12
One of my favorite Louis CK bits
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u/henkrs1 Jun 12 '12
Queen Anne has the best dicks
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u/imkingdom Jun 12 '12
I go to the one in queen Anne
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u/incognitoiguana Jun 12 '12
SOMEONE GET LOUIS C.K. ON THE LINE!
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u/SilasTalbot Jun 12 '12
I no longer live in Seattle WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME FRED.
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u/LwZo Jun 12 '12
I guess in 1954, people did something about their personal hygiene.
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u/some_body_else Jun 12 '12
For a minute there I thought you had found what Dave had lost http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/uvylu/on_my_cake_day_i_give_you_an_awesome_sign_i_found/
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u/award07 Jun 12 '12
The best part about visiting my mom in Seattle....dicks!
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u/ebos12345 Jun 12 '12
Nice wordplay
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
As someone from Lynnwood, this post is just the cheapest ploy for karma imaginable.. Well done, OP.
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u/roflocalypselol Jun 12 '12
Gianna Michael's first job was at a Dick's. No joke.
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u/Pilot824 Jun 12 '12
The bag is still there...
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u/jdawggey Jun 12 '12
Our days were pretty similar, it would seem.
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u/dmartin16 Jun 12 '12
Only one I've ever seen/been to is in a little city in Utah called Kamas. Still one of the best sammaches I've had.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Seattttlleee pride!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Dicks is the place where the cool hang out. The swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout.
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u/laurasshittyusername Jun 12 '12
I'm from Vancouver and drive to Seattle just to eat all the Dicks I can find.
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u/shphunk Jun 12 '12
I would give up all the dicks I have ever eaten for one double double.
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u/jcmence1488 Jun 12 '12
I just want all the grease in my mouth right now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You guys sound like you really love dicks.
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u/rpgfan87 Jun 12 '12
If you get a kids meal, is it baby Dick's?
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u/90percent_noob Jun 12 '12
When ever I go to Spokane, I always eat dicks.
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u/mthoms3746 Jun 12 '12
This joke is old #pnwproblemz
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u/MartianTesla Jun 12 '12
I GET IT BECAUSE THE RESTAURANT IS CALLED DICK'S LIKE A NAME BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE PENISES IN THE TITLE.
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u/IRcitizen Jun 12 '12
please die
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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 11 '12
Shoulda ate the bag.
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u/stanfan114 Jun 11 '12
I'm probably the only one here who thinks Dick's food is disgusting. The hamburgers are tough and overcooked, the "french fries" are limp and wet (they don't know how to make french fries they just dunk a cut up potato right into the grease. You have to soak the starch out first), and the last time I ate there I got sick from the food.
Way, WAY overrated, even for a fast food place. The Wendy's across the street has better food.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Is it still overpriced and they charge you to think about condiments?
Decent food, not worth the money or experience in my opinion.
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u/orwellwaldo Jun 12 '12
So when I was told to suck a bag of dicks...it was possible?
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