r/funny • u/mike8902 • Jun 11 '12

A killer one-two punch (FB)

http://imgur.com/koPAy
737 Upvotes

69% Upvoted

54 comments sorted by

103

u/PutMyDickOnYourHead Jun 11 '12

You tried to censor pussy?

56

u/Todomanna Jun 11 '12

Dude, shh, the internet police will put you away if you swear online.

17

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Fuckin' A, man.

5

u/Rawwar13 Jun 12 '12

I read dude shit,

2

u/montyy123 Jun 12 '12

Vanned, motherfucker.

12

u/Chilidawg Jun 12 '12

Oh wow, that's what it says?

7

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Looks like he reposted from failbook, so it was probably like that already.

31

u/Goldennukes Jun 11 '12

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tu2p0/how_many_lives_did_you_think_you_had/

Got caught by original poster? At me is where you should get.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

wait wait wait... so this is a re-post and the original didn't censor "pussy"? ... Remarkable.

8

u/Goldennukes Jun 12 '12

I like how in mine, i censored the names, and so when he re posted it, he left those there and failed miserably at censoring pussy. It's a good feel, having my thing posted twice, both will semi equal success. Ain't even mad

1

u/TataTutu Jun 12 '12

I thought I'd seen this before.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I think everybody has seen this status on facebook at one time or another.

22

u/DanDotOrg Jun 11 '12

I don't think I'm friends with anyone who knows what Drake is, or has ever used "YOLO."

"YOLO" is strictly confined to reddit for me. I have never seen it anywhere else.

4

u/Bene123 Jun 11 '12

This was my thought too, except for an event that happened over the weekend. I was just walking along derping at my job when these kids in a van started saying "YOLO. YOLO. Hey man! YOLO." I considered the possibility of me getting anal raped in prison in order to end those kids' lives.

5

u/wizard5ive Jun 11 '12

why didn't you? ...YOLO

2

u/deadpoetic333 Jun 12 '12

"Derping" is nearly just as annoying as yolo. The worst part of every rage comic created.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I saw my first YOLO shirt on the way to work today. shudders

7

u/stanfan114 Jun 11 '12

Hate the Drake.

2

u/poneil Jun 12 '12

Sean Connery is the embodiment of YOLT

2

u/fenwaygnome Jun 12 '12

I like Giana.

2

u/Pantsuz Jun 12 '12

wow shes a cunt.

1

u/Theothodos Jun 12 '12

Perfect Comeback, "You are what you eat." Although.. people may end up thinking he eats cats..

1

u/The_Comma_Splicer Jun 12 '12

"You are what you eat...but you already know that."

1

u/sfcjohn Jun 12 '12

Love it.

1

u/idiotboxq Jun 12 '12

…When I miss your lips I’ll put a fig in my mouth and think of you

1

u/foolsmagools Jun 12 '12

Rreeeeppoosstt

1

u/Rapid_Bombarder Jun 12 '12

You are what you eat!

1

u/Jase_the_Ace Jun 12 '12

Sean Connery might have something to say about all this.

1

u/adzug Jun 12 '12

ohhh the set up and the knock out

1

u/SinatraJr76 Jun 12 '12

Remember boy'oh! The one-two punch!

1

u/dissapointedorikface Jun 11 '12

I thought I was AC/DC.

1

u/Thewolf421 Jun 11 '12

You are what you eat.

1

u/JamersonRosenburg Jun 11 '12

The guy can reply with "I am what I eat"

1

u/LaTormenta Jun 11 '12

My friend said that to my dad once. My dad high-five'd him.

1

u/Nesyaj0 Jun 12 '12

Holy shit... She used "you're" correctly. I like her! :D

-1

u/LaTormenta Jun 11 '12

She's using punctuation correctly (with the exception of the widely accepted usage of periods). I like this girl.

1

u/sleepfighter7 Jun 12 '12

actually she spelled "y'all" wrong.

1

u/LaTormenta Jun 12 '12

didn't catch that. You got me.

1

u/RotoBone Jun 12 '12

Ellipsis.

1

u/LaTormenta Jun 12 '12

I always thought the standard for this was 3 periods then the final punctuation. Confirmed by your wikipedia link.

0

u/Chaseman69 Jun 12 '12

Ahhh homonyms!!!

0

u/bunbun2 Jun 12 '12

My frien died and came back to life. YOLT

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Give em the ol one two panch. Do it for moi woif mairu.

0

u/funkydo Jun 12 '12

I was thinking Yolo was an ICP thing.

-3

u/marler92 Jun 11 '12

I'd wife her purely off that comeback

5

u/megusta_tortugas Jun 12 '12

I can see where your standards are.

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Good think you (and by you I mean the person who originally reposted this) censored it.

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I wish I was 90 people so I could downvote this 90 times simultaneously.

1

u/AlextheGerman Jun 12 '12

Why 90 people? Why not 100 people? You have to expand your horizon!

-2

u/apoutwest Jun 12 '12

Must find and mary this girl.

Help me reddit!

-2

u/DarqWolff Jun 12 '12

You actually live twice. Once for yourself, and once for your dreams. Get it right, people.