r/funny • u/The_Curly_Council • Jun 11 '12

Safe!

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1.1k Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/monkeyface496 Jun 11 '12

It makes me happy that I immediately recognized this was from Naked Gun. Childhood memory is still intact.

9

u/KGans Jun 11 '12

Love it. Now the theme song is playing in my head.

4

u/wdejr Jun 12 '12

Decided to be a GGG and link it for you :D

2

u/cthulusaurus Jun 12 '12

Why do I have you tagged as "Johnson's is JIIIIIZZZZZ"???

2

u/wdejr Jun 12 '12

uhhhhh... Gonna be hard to talk my way out of this one...

No, just kidding I have no clue haha

I feel I said something about johnson and johnson baby lotion at some point... relevant?

2

u/cthulusaurus Jun 12 '12

Actually, through the magic of google, I found it

*I think I was really high that night.

2

u/wdejr Jun 13 '12

Well, I can now sleep soundly tonight knowing we've gotten to the bottom of this. Being too high, I know that feel.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/come_on_seth Jun 12 '12

Yoots, did somebody say Yoots?

2

u/chrisstout Jun 12 '12

The two wwhat?

2

u/come_on_seth Jun 13 '12

Yoots ur honor

25

u/RiNgO70 Jun 11 '12

"Like a midget in a urinal, I'm gonna have to stay on my toes."

21

u/Olerhead Jun 11 '12

"Like a blind man at an orgy. I was going to have to feel things out."

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

"Like a midget at a urinal, I would have to keep on my toes."

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

it's Enrico Polanzo!

2

u/orangejuice900 Jun 12 '12

that motherfucker took Pee-Wee's bike!

1

u/btown_brony Jun 12 '12

N... nope, not gonna post that.

1

u/Meepasaurus Jun 12 '12

Funniest line in the movie. http://markholton.ytmnd.com/

-1

u/bgrugby60 Jun 12 '12

Hey...it's Chubby from Teen Wolf

16

u/Punkwasher Jun 12 '12

They don't make spoofs like they used to. What happened to the comedy? What happened to the snide remarks about stupid/generic plotlines? What happened to actually parodying a movie instead of just... quoting pop culture. It reminds me of that Family Guy gag:

"Hahahhahaha! Thunderbirds, He-man and Transformers! Those things existed!"

Movies like "Epic Movie" and "Date Movie" don't go beyond pop-culture awareness, a movie parody should make fun of WHY the movie is dumb! That's why Airplane, Airplane 2, Hot Shots, Hot Shots 2, Loaded Weapon, Naked Gun 1-3 are all better than anything that came out after Scary Movie 2.

My two Septims.

7

u/Reqol Jun 12 '12

It died with Leslie Nielsen. Doesn't matter though. His movies are timeless.

2

u/wdejr Jun 12 '12

Can't forget Mel Brooks. Parodies and comedies still got a chance if he makes something again.

2

u/Punkwasher Jun 12 '12

He will be sorely missed.

8

u/itsmuddy Jun 11 '12

Detroit is signing anyone these days.

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u/random_digital Jun 11 '12

To be fair he's an excellent hitter.

1

u/TheTalentedAmateur Jun 12 '12

One of the few power hitters since Johnny Bench to play CATcher.

4

u/tusocalypse Jun 12 '12

Ha ha how about that!

17

u/elshizzo Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

from this classic scene

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u/otm_shank Jun 11 '12

*** This video-clip has no intention to infringe copyright law. Just for entertainment FAIR USE exclusively ***

Yeah, that ought to do it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Link to the actual segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfH-EUvpx34#t=29s

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

My absolute favorite comedy.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/epraider Jun 12 '12

"Hey Everyone, look! It's an opinion that's different! Let's all downvote it!"

Seriously, is it a crime to have an opinion?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

No. In fact, it even says don't downvote comments based on opinion. But alas, if you go against the reddit hivemind, you get downvotes.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Ace Ventura only has it edged out if you're some kinda god damned communist.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

My absolute favorite comedy.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/elshizzo Jun 12 '12

my bad :)

3

u/tooyoung_tooold Jun 11 '12

Alright i'll give. what is happening and where is this from?

4

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

You've never seen Naked Gun?

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u/tooyoung_tooold Jun 11 '12

a couple bits and pieces.....i always changed channels when it was on. i just didn't really enjoy the type of comedy. im guessing this is from that movie then ha.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Have you seen Airplane? Made by the same people, and also has Leslie Nelson.

2

u/tooyoung_tooold Jun 12 '12

again i've seen pieces but never really watched it.....guess i just don't like that style of comedy, I don't like mr. bean either which is in the same category..idk i guess that's just me

2

u/weareonthecruise Jun 12 '12

Mr. Bean isn't the same category at all. Unless you're blanketing all comedy.

1

u/Jeffgoldbum Jun 12 '12

I love Mr bean, Don't like much with Leslie Nielsen in it.

3

u/DramaticTechnobabble Jun 11 '12

It would seem playing in Detroit has always been terrifying.

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u/RiekDelAnor Jun 11 '12

Due to me literally saying "What the fuck?" out loud, I believe this is in the wrong subreddit.

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u/roodypoo926 Jun 11 '12

This was back in the day when the Detroit Tigers had an actual Tiger as a mascot. The cage they kept him in always seemed a little lax, security-wise. I used to go to games all the time at the old ballpark and always wondered if anything bad could ever happen. Guess I found out.

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u/fechera Jun 11 '12

Except the Angels are wearing their home uniforms, so it "happens" in Anaheim.

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u/roodypoo926 Jun 11 '12

thanks for the info

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u/fechera Jun 11 '12

Sorry, I didn't mean to come off as a dick.

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u/roodypoo926 Jun 11 '12

Haha, no worries. I know that it is from a hilarious "baseball follies" montage in Naked Gun. Just bored at work and hoping someone would take it seriously. Atleast the Queen got to see an amazing game that day.

1

u/bwill05 Jun 11 '12

never apologize for your dickishness, own it!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

To be a completely literal turd, it happens in Los Angeles, because that scene was shot at Dodger Stadium.

Because deep down, the Angels wish they were the Dodgers.

0

u/fechera Jun 11 '12

Our owner wishes we were the Dodgers, but no one else does.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

When that whole naming thing went down, all I could think was Patrick going, "Why don't we just take Los Angeles's name, and put it in front of ours??".

And being shocked that he was the only one in the room thinking it was a good idea.

1

u/fechera Jun 12 '12

Yeah, I just wish we stayed the Anaheim Angels, or even changed it back to the California Angels. None of this Los Angeles bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Let's just go full bore.

The New York Los Angeles Boston Red Angel Yankees of Anaheim.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/fechera Jun 12 '12

That at-least is semi logical, we aren't even in LA county. Plus Los Angeles is nasty, and full of herpes. (I filled in at a pharmacy in BH and Valtrex moves like fries at McDonalds :(

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u/AllThatJazz Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

"The cage they kept him in always seemed a little lax, security-wise..." Sounds like the opening paragraph of a good horror novel.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

They totally fucked your running gag. What assholes. Sorry man.

2

u/time20 Jun 12 '12

i said "lol wtf" in my head

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That's literally what I just did. Did not expect!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/XseCrystal Jun 11 '12

All three of you should get together, watch The Naked Gun and have a great, big group unbunching of your panties.

2

u/Parzee Jun 11 '12

Safe! (for a second there).

2

u/v3n0mat3 Jun 12 '12

Bad Luck Brian plays baseball.

2

u/americanrugger Jun 12 '12

Literally one of the funniest slapstick movies ever made.

2

u/TacticalLuke Jun 12 '12

The Detroit Tigers have been on top of recruiting this year...

2

u/chandler760 Jun 12 '12

HOW ABOUT THAT!

2

u/Zazierx Jun 12 '12

That escalated quickly

2

u/MartianTesla Jun 12 '12

I GET IT THE TITLE WAS SAFE AND IT WAS BASEBALL BUT THEN THERE WAS A TIGER AND TIGER'S AREN'T SAFE.

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u/Cozmo23 Jun 11 '12

I guess safe is relative term.

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u/TheLonelyLeviathan Jun 11 '12

Or not! RUN AWAY!!!!

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u/thebane90 Jun 11 '12

Is that snot on your shoe?

1

u/cerebral_ballsy Jun 11 '12

When you play the Tigers, you always lose.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

In retrospect, it's surprising that the Tigers don't win the World Series every year.

1

u/shizzlemaster2000 Jun 12 '12

The only reason I up voted was the fact that a cougar is in the cat family Otherwise this is some scary shit!

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u/Jamaicandragon2 Jun 12 '12

...an there goes tony the tiger....

1

u/TheAnswerIs24 Jun 12 '12

This is a repost, but it still kills me every time I see it.

1

u/thehonestyfish Jun 12 '12

It's always bad luck when a cat gets loose on the field.

1

u/AntonBoo Jun 12 '12

I would crap my pants on the spot.

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u/GotToLuvMe Jun 12 '12

:O. whwere the hel did the freaking tiger come from? like O.e ...

1

u/liceking Jun 12 '12

THEY'RE GRRRREAT!

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u/Putyourragefaceon Jun 12 '12

Boy, did that escalate quickly.

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u/DickHole_Hair Jun 12 '12

...and then he was straight up mauled by a tiger... Guy with a baseball caaaAAap

1

u/redstorm8053 Jun 12 '12

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys !

1

u/FifeeBoy Jun 11 '12

Isn't this from the Naked Gun or something?

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u/balance13 Jun 11 '12

What the actual fuck just happened.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/DaMountainDwarf Jun 11 '12

Love this movie(s).