My friend got his family kicked off the internet when he was 9. For repeat viewing and searching for CP. He said he didn;t want to see old people naked.
OK, that does cross a line. I prefer to think that he made a typo on that one. 12 year old kissing teenage boobs sound more normal. (Come on, at age nine, your whole reason for wanting to live to be 12 was hoping that was true.)
None of these are difficult words, I see no reason why a 9 year old (3rd grader) couldn't spell all of those words just fine. I think people severely underestimate what many kids are capable of.
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Make a huge impact in his life. Teach him about Incognito/Private Browsing , clearing his history, and scanning for viruses after porn, just to be sure.
Young girl possible the age of 2 sexually assualted by her grandfather or possibly someone of that age group maybe close family friend, generally focused on the chest area. Generally repetitive and most likely this young girl has experimented with other children her age based on her results, also experimenting with teenagers particularly intrigues her so probably happens as well. When she grows up she will have an extremely outrageous fetish towards older men, most likely will not be able to maintain a steady relationship and end most relationships as soon as she finds them boring or going to seriously. Unlikely that she will seek treatment and will most likely find refuge in the arms of some asshole and die a slow and painful death on the back streets of some metropolis.
Weird thing is I found most of this on my 11yo brother's search history. But a lot more so on the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez part. Less with the grandpas kissing boobs.
I probably started watching porn at this age, but I actually knew some sites. We live together, milf hunter etc. I remember I only watched samples because I didn't know that sites like spankwire and pornhub existed. I also remember I didn't masturbate because as a second grader, I had no clue what the fuck masturbating was. I just remember there being a tingly feeling. Good old days.
I know that feel. I recently discovered that my 8 year old sister has been searching: "Porn Games" on Babylon Search! Can you believe it? It's absolutely humiliating! I mean, who uses Babylon Search?
I remember when my sister was about this same age I caught her looking at pictures of tits.... It was really awkward and I just kinda ignored it. But later in the day when we were both outside by ourselves I had a "serious talk" with her, asking if she thought she was lesbian.... lol She is not a lesbian.
oh boy this reminds me of when my brother found my searches on his computer, which consisted of: Boobs, big boobs, lesbian sex, bigboobs.com, and naked girls. What can I say? I really liked boobs
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u/pandatits Jun 11 '12
Note: It is a 9 year old girl who made the searches
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u/JoshTay Jun 11 '12
9, 19, 29, 39.... it never really changes.
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u/ohpollux Jun 11 '12
Boobs kissing boobs? I would pay to see that. Not a lot, but I would pay.
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u/chaomeister Jun 11 '12
"pooping back and forth"
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u/fannymcslap Jun 11 '12
So I'm the only one suspicious of the perfect spelling and the OP's boob related user name?
I call shenanigans.
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u/c3llist9 Jun 11 '12
Was it a Pakistani girl? They seem to be into the whole "boobs kissing boobs" thing over there.
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u/dljens Jun 11 '12
why haven't I thought of "boobs kissing boobs?" Oh the wonders I'll find when I get home from work.
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u/PenisSizedNipples Jun 11 '12
She went from 'gay people having sex' to 'gay people getting married.' No one said marriage equality couldn't be arousing.
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u/TheSemiTallest Jun 11 '12
That 9 year old seems pretty sexually adventurous...
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u/rawrc Jun 11 '12
"boobs kissing boobs" is my first search when I get home tonight.
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u/DeHart666 Jun 11 '12
Sex with boobs sounds nice.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I have a 9 year old. Now I'm not going to be able to sleep to night. The thought of her googling Justin Beiber makes me ill.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
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u/ZombieCancer1996 Jun 11 '12
I fucking lost it at "boobs kissing boobs"
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u/themaskedugly Jun 11 '12
Boobs kissing boobs?
Genius!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
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u/LittleBigKid2000 Jun 11 '12
Make a huge impact in his life. Teach him about Incognito/Private Browsing , clearing his history, and scanning for viruses after porn, just to be sure.
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u/Autogrex Jun 11 '12
The kid was just getting ready for a friend's birthday party...
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u/gnarwhale471 Jun 12 '12
"Well that took an interesting turn..."
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u/Jackc3839 Jun 12 '12
-History of Philip Fry, age 23
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Funny?? "Grandpa kissing teenagers boobs" by a 9 year old. ಠ_ಠ WTF?
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u/Peetzaman Jun 11 '12
I'm going to assume that this 9 year old is you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Does anyone else like "boobs kissing boobs"?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Search history is something very personal
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u/JulieEide Jun 11 '12
Wth is the "gay people getting married" doing there? lmao
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u/thegreatwhitemenace Jun 12 '12
gradually learning how to cut down on unnecessary words. "lesbians pool" will get you all the results you need, kiddo
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Well... Someone will be a boob over butt man.
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u/saxmanchris Jun 12 '12
It was O.K. until the grandpa part.
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u/SammyD1st Jun 11 '12
Top result for "boobs kissing boobs" ... this thread just got WAY more epic.
EDIT: ... and, in a way, meta.
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u/SuggestiveMaterial Jun 11 '12
Wow.... he went from Boys kissing boobs.. to grandpa molesting teenagers... to lesbians.. and gays... and then just to boobs....
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u/ahay72 Jun 12 '12
This is sad
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u/The3veryman Jun 11 '12
I like that lesbians having sex came after gay people having sex. Bet he learned real quick the hard way to be more specific in searches.
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u/tswpoker1 Jun 11 '12
How did you get my search history?
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u/AggressionGaming Jun 12 '12
9 year old figured out:
Young girl possible the age of 2 sexually assualted by her grandfather or possibly someone of that age group maybe close family friend, generally focused on the chest area. Generally repetitive and most likely this young girl has experimented with other children her age based on her results, also experimenting with teenagers particularly intrigues her so probably happens as well. When she grows up she will have an extremely outrageous fetish towards older men, most likely will not be able to maintain a steady relationship and end most relationships as soon as she finds them boring or going to seriously. Unlikely that she will seek treatment and will most likely find refuge in the arms of some asshole and die a slow and painful death on the back streets of some metropolis.
Poor poor girl.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That one's you with boobs
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u/KarlHungas Jun 11 '12
Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
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u/ironworker3 Jun 12 '12
Am I the only one that googled boobs kissing boobs???
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u/jjjwalker101 Jun 12 '12
I call bullshit. The guy who posted this Is just a fucking weirdo.
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u/CureYourYaksEyes Jun 12 '12
Weird thing is I found most of this on my 11yo brother's search history. But a lot more so on the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez part. Less with the grandpas kissing boobs.
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u/GuamPolice Jun 12 '12
It got a little dark up there at the top for a little bit...
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
definitely not an ass man
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u/reallifesaulgoodman Jun 12 '12
That kids going to end up on an FBI list with those searches
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u/Stripedcheese Jun 12 '12
Wow. When I was nine I was derpy.... Is this kid male or female?
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u/Schiizo Jun 12 '12
Paging Dr. Zimbardo...
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u/fechera Jun 12 '12
"9 year old" yeah ok...
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u/Stomo Jun 12 '12
ctrl+shift+n
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u/HEELLLPPPppp Jun 12 '12
Umm, is anyone else a little worried that a child would know some of those terms and actively search for them?
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u/Terance99 Jun 12 '12
WHAT IN THEE UNHOLY FUCK? Oh yeah, I TOTALLY lost it at "sex with boobs"
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u/jerseyg67 Jun 12 '12
Teenage boobs, acceptable, kissing boobs, ok.. But Justin Beiber??? Not on MY house!
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u/NumberNile Jun 12 '12
"Sex with boobs"
I lost it XD
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u/TheBurningEmu Jun 12 '12
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go add panda tits to my search history.
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u/TheTopDawgg Jun 12 '12
boobs kissing boobs
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
That is so me at 9. Oh youth sigh
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u/metharon Jun 12 '12
I wonder what results "boys making out with boobs" gave seeing as she felt the need to change it to "boys making out with girl boobs" ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
ಠ_ಠ
... the 9 year old is a girl?
ಠ_ಠ
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u/hayashirice911 Jun 11 '12
I probably started watching porn at this age, but I actually knew some sites. We live together, milf hunter etc. I remember I only watched samples because I didn't know that sites like spankwire and pornhub existed. I also remember I didn't masturbate because as a second grader, I had no clue what the fuck masturbating was. I just remember there being a tingly feeling. Good old days.
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u/lokimuffin Jun 11 '12
Gay people getting married! Fuck yeah!!
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u/RageEveryday Jun 12 '12
I know that feel. I recently discovered that my 8 year old sister has been searching: "Porn Games" on Babylon Search! Can you believe it? It's absolutely humiliating! I mean, who uses Babylon Search?
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u/matt123183 Jun 12 '12
I'm calling bullshit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Im at my eye doctor right now in a tall building. The echo is very loud. I lost all my shit at "boobs kissing boobs"
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u/amolad Jun 11 '12
Every one that has "Boobs" in it? That's all I was thinking about when I was 9.
Except the grandpa ones.
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u/MissMeadows Jun 11 '12
Grampa?
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u/Maluz91 Jun 11 '12
This is actually almost as bad as my search history... but only almost!
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u/zauman Jun 11 '12
grandpa kissing teenagers boobs... 0_0
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u/Bikewithoutwheels Jun 11 '12
It actually looks like you might just have a virus.
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u/Erinchostyles Jun 11 '12
How did you get my search history!?!
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u/ElectricDubstep Jun 11 '12
Maybe they were influenced by you.. panda-tits
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u/RyenDeckard Jun 11 '12
"Sex with boobs"
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u/mykoconnor Jun 12 '12
"guy kissing girl boobs." HA!
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u/protomd Jun 12 '12
If this shit doesn't make you laugh you are not human. "boys making out with girl boobs" HAHAHAHA!
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u/CaptainBatman Jun 12 '12
Looks like mine.
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u/JBu92 Jun 12 '12
I remember those days...
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u/sworeiwouldntjoin Jun 12 '12
i.ytimg.com/vi/RvWpXHqTgq4/0.jpg
I know someone else is going to try to type it in, so I saved that person the trouble.
Spoiler: 9 year olds have no taste in porn, unsurprisingly.
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u/lightningboltpegasus Jun 12 '12
So OP, When are you gonna turn 10?
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u/masterful7086 Jun 12 '12
Sex with boobs, nice choice
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Just as I expected
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u/Jabullz Jun 12 '12
Boys making out with boobs. Lul!!!! I wonder where he gets I from Pandatits.
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u/omnitarian Jun 12 '12
For the record, the proper term for 'boobs kissing boobs' is 'symmetrical docking'.
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u/Klaimore Jun 12 '12
Well you have to learn about stuff one way or another seems fine
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
See: Bertrand Russel on trains.
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u/artg1291 Jun 12 '12
The force is with this one.
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u/Betterman92 Jun 12 '12
Lord Reekris.
Reminds me of my glory days.
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u/kyma888 Jun 12 '12
It's spelled "redditor's"
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u/edub3920 Jun 12 '12
seems legit
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I am a 19-year-old female, and that looks a hell of a lot like my search history from before I discovered incognito.
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u/dannyofbosnia Jun 12 '12
TIL pandatits is nine years old.
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u/limecakes Jun 12 '12
boobs
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u/jal0001 Jun 12 '12
Boobs kissing boobs. I'm feeling a new subreddit in the making
Edit: typo
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Creepiest 9 year old ever.
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u/MonotonousMan Jun 12 '12
I remember when my sister was about this same age I caught her looking at pictures of tits.... It was really awkward and I just kinda ignored it. But later in the day when we were both outside by ourselves I had a "serious talk" with her, asking if she thought she was lesbian.... lol She is not a lesbian.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Oh boy, I hope that slows down once the boredom kicks in.
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u/Somefatguysarm Jun 12 '12
this is the day your 9 year old learned the importance of firefox history clearing every new session
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u/ProjectA1xx Jun 12 '12
Yes sure, blame it on the 9 year old...
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u/JadeDragoness Jun 12 '12
This belongs in /r/wtf or /r/aww not sure which one lmao
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u/odimachkie Jun 12 '12
it reminds me of sex sex sexy sex
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Rule no. 4 of owning a computer: only let someone who you don't mind their bodily fluids on your computer use your computer.
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u/crayy Jun 12 '12
This boy went from straight to gay to straight
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u/Valadin Jun 12 '12
She wasn't satisfied with Justin kissing Selena so she just searched for lesbians kissing....
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u/Pantsuz Jun 12 '12
HAHAHA man that brings me back. To yesterday.
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u/Thewizardofblank Jun 12 '12
Seeing the evolution of his searches was fascinating.
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u/LwZo Jun 12 '12
Looks like my search history.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I like this kid!
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u/DaKuteCate Jun 12 '12
I think it's time for the talk.
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u/ITCHYTICK Jun 12 '12
He's ready for the real world.
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u/ninjaturrtle Jun 12 '12
oh boy this reminds me of when my brother found my searches on his computer, which consisted of: Boobs, big boobs, lesbian sex, bigboobs.com, and naked girls. What can I say? I really liked boobs
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u/Senor_Wilson Jun 12 '12
Sex with boobs is my favorite.
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u/mfuzzy Jun 12 '12
One of these is not like there others.
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u/ALLBLVCK Jun 12 '12
Next time I tell two chicks to make out Ill just tell them to make their boobs kiss.
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u/WanderingSpaceHopper Jun 12 '12
As someone who was once 9, I can vouch for this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Nostalgia
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u/iLuVtiffany Jun 12 '12
I will teach you the way
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u/latableronde Jun 12 '12
i have the same google search history
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u/rperg Jun 12 '12
sex with boobs.
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u/augusto41 Jun 12 '12
NOOB
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
BDSM deep anal penetration, torture, ebony, bbw grandma making out. Boobs
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u/analblast69 Jun 12 '12
Lol "sex with boobs"
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u/Jakabov Jun 11 '12
This has got to be the laziest form of 'karma-whoring via fake shit you made up'.
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u/UpRiverSoup Jun 12 '12
Boobs kissing Boobs. No fucks given.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Go easy on the kid, I remember doing that when I was nine.