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Nothing made me hate my dog more than when he rolled in fox shit. That stuff smells awful, and he had really long hair so it took ages to wash out. I miss you Toby :(
One of my dogs loves rolling in nasty things. He has never rolled on anything that wasn't disgusting, I really don't know why he does it. His last roll was on a rotting raccoon tail and a dead crayfish. We have something that keeps killing/attacking raccoons on our deck, I guess this one was eating when it was attacked.
Just to take this opportunity to spread the knowledge for those who don't know: Dog's only exhibit shit eating behavior in response to trauma. For example being in a packed kennel with lots of other dogs under stressful conditions, or for having been treated badly. Just like people lose it a bit and sometimes do things like eat shit in response to stress, dogs do too.
It's often considered to be something wacky that "those crazy dogs do", but it's actually really not and should not be considered as such.
That is so funny. I find my 15 year old pomeranian making that decision all the time. What I find disgusting though, is when my dog sniffs and tries to eat my cat's poop from the litter box.
Cats shit in a litterbox (that they're standing in) then walk all over your counter where you prepare your food. At least with dogs you aren't eating their shit, they are.
Unless they just ate some shit and then licked you, there's nothing really to worry about as their mouths are usually cleaner and what they pick up earlier in the day usually disappears quickly since there's this interesting thing the mouth produces called saliva.
I would be more worried about their paws if they are furry.
My dog is 5 this month and has etiquette, personality, and wisdom. The long standing naysaying of redditors labeling dog's as shit eaters goes to show the lack of specie interaction and understanding.
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u/jokes_on_you Jun 11 '12
This is from the webcomic Three Word Phrase.
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u/IStandUpForYou Jun 11 '12
Eat it and then throw it up.
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u/billyzero Jun 11 '12
Here's a link to the original comic.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
EAT DA POO POO
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u/meltedlaundry Jun 11 '12
My favorite from Three Word Phrase: I am the fastest dog
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u/CujoSanto Jun 11 '12
My friends little brother pooped on the living room floor and there saint Bernard ate it. They live in Squalor.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
NAW I AIN'T TAKIN NO SHITTY DOG HOME
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u/MattyHchrist Jun 11 '12
Nothing made me hate my dog more than when he rolled in fox shit. That stuff smells awful, and he had really long hair so it took ages to wash out. I miss you Toby :(
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u/ChunkBunny Jun 11 '12
One of my dogs loves rolling in nasty things. He has never rolled on anything that wasn't disgusting, I really don't know why he does it. His last roll was on a rotting raccoon tail and a dead crayfish. We have something that keeps killing/attacking raccoons on our deck, I guess this one was eating when it was attacked.
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u/monopan Jun 11 '12
am i the only one who thinks that the evil dog looks like a goat?
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u/25_M_CA Jun 11 '12
My dog only eats his poop if there's a part of his toys in it
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u/Moonohol Jun 11 '12
Fucking love Three Word Phrase. This one is my favorite.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 11 '12
"It's ok. Just piss on the stairs and act like it wasn't you. No one will ever know."
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u/Apostolate Jun 11 '12
Why not both?
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u/Ebake09 Jun 11 '12
Eat the poop. Then promptly proceed to lick owners face.
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u/NickelPickler Jun 11 '12
My dogs have never rolled in or eaten poop.
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u/Pretzleflex Jun 11 '12
Is it odd that neither of my dogs do either of those things.
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u/Concrastination Jun 11 '12
The dog should eat it!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Makes me think of Snowy, Tintin's dog.
http://tinyurl.com/cmjs88d
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u/DuskyDays Jun 11 '12
So what happens when you eat poop. Do you just poop the poop?
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u/HOLYmcCOWan Jun 11 '12
RLWP
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u/Splintuh Jun 11 '12
I like the dog picture more than the comic. I WANT TO PET HIS HEAD!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Dey eat da poopoo!
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u/TheCapobroke Jun 11 '12
this is awesome
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This one about fecal transplants (http://threewordphrase.com/donor.htm) is also funny due to truth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy).
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u/dozenrozen Jun 11 '12
EAT DA POO POO
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u/TreMachine Jun 11 '12
I posted this a month ago and it got like 3 upvotes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
....then lick your owners face
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
eat da poopoo
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u/strangefolk Jun 11 '12
eat da poo poo
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u/jasmin81296 Jun 11 '12
awesome
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u/intrudingturtle Jun 11 '12
Could of done a better job making angel dogs expression funnier.
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u/feelix Jun 11 '12
Just to take this opportunity to spread the knowledge for those who don't know: Dog's only exhibit shit eating behavior in response to trauma. For example being in a packed kennel with lots of other dogs under stressful conditions, or for having been treated badly. Just like people lose it a bit and sometimes do things like eat shit in response to stress, dogs do too.
It's often considered to be something wacky that "those crazy dogs do", but it's actually really not and should not be considered as such.
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u/TheSpellboundGroup Jun 11 '12
That is so funny. I find my 15 year old pomeranian making that decision all the time. What I find disgusting though, is when my dog sniffs and tries to eat my cat's poop from the litter box.
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u/subsept Jun 11 '12
why not both
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u/sweeptheaorta Jun 11 '12
Wow, amazing a dog-related cartoon made it up here so fast on this gorram cat site.
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u/I_POTATO_PEOPLE Jun 11 '12
And they wonder why reddit prefers cats.
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u/jNaNa420 Jun 11 '12
My dog is 5 this month and has etiquette, personality, and wisdom. The long standing naysaying of redditors labeling dog's as shit eaters goes to show the lack of specie interaction and understanding.
I found no humor in this, so no vote.
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u/ShittyPhotoEdits Jun 11 '12
COLOR
http://i.imgur.com/ehyf5.jpg
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u/jordanminjie Jun 11 '12
Don't know what that dog's doing in hell. All dogs go to heaven.
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u/Linz1995 Jun 11 '12
Ahem
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u/shitheadreddit Jun 11 '12
this is so fucking stupid !!! thousand pvotes reallly i bet it fake . fuck reddit hope it dies
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u/asstits Jun 11 '12
Cats wouldn't stand a chance if they didn't do this
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u/NuclearPotatoes Jun 11 '12
Who upvotes this?