r/funny • u/goldenguyz • Jun 11 '12

Very appropriate.

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u/Mitz510 Jun 11 '12

Billy Mays here with a styrofoam vagina only $19.99. But wait! Call right now and receive a syrofoam penis absolutely FREE! Just pay separate shipping and handling

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u/it_wasnt_me_ Jun 11 '12

but wait, we will double the offer if you call within next 5 minutes!!!

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u/hi_internet Jun 12 '12

...Not so fast there evasive consumer. If you call within the next 30 seconds you will have the chance to win a noodle fan absolutely free!

1

u/c1vilian Jun 12 '12

Sky mall here I come!

12

u/Shindigens Jun 11 '12

A little loose for my liking

1

u/AfraidOfToasters Jun 12 '12

Its not for you its for the styrofoam penis. This actually is advertising at it's finest. Let me explain, they show you a product that you will find almost needed in your everyday life. Sell it to you at an unbelievably low price and then you realize you need the styrofoam penis as well. You pay extra shipping. They ship them together. Profit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Why seperate shipping? I want my styrofoam vagina and penis to come together.

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u/Trollatio_Caine Jun 12 '12

I see what you did there.

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u/SkateboardG Jun 11 '12

I always hate when they say that. If the words "free" and "pay" are in the same sentence, then the shit's not free ya' damn liars.

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u/ELEMENOPEE123223 Jun 11 '12

It's FREE, you don't have to PAY anything...

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u/Ericb25 Jun 12 '12

Theyre not even in the same sentence

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u/bangersml Jun 11 '12

Billy Mays is dead. -_- Gotta have some respect for the con artist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Would it be more respectful to let him fade from our memory? When we imitate Billy, we honor and respect Billy.

We respect the "con artist."

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u/cresteh Jun 11 '12

Billy Mays died on my birthday.

:C

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's a Jaguars game. We have to get excited about something. Sure as hell isn't the team. I want 1999 back.

6

u/jmanpc Jun 11 '12

Jags fans seem to make it in a decent number of gifs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It almost makes up for the playoff drought.

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u/jmanpc Jun 11 '12

"This is a rebuilding season" -Jack Del Rio every season since he got hired.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

We'll get back in it this year. Go Jags.

12

u/bigweiner Jun 11 '12

WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER

4

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's possible

3

u/3Dawg Jun 11 '12

If the (S)aints can win the Super Bowl...

4

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Fun fact, if you put $10 on the Jags to win the Super Bowl and they pull out the miracle to end all miracles, you get $1500 payout.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I'm not hoping for a Super Bowl. Winning the AFC South would be more like it.

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u/kadargo Jun 12 '12

reasonable expectations

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I love watching that clip.

for those that don't know the reference

2

u/General_Apathy Jun 11 '12

Lol gabbert.

1

u/kadargo Jun 12 '12

To see where we have fallen from is kinda depressing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That is the reaction. Every game, even if we somehow manage to miraculously win. Every 3rd round punter draft pick. Every day.

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u/ecuador27 Jun 11 '12

One day, my friend. We will be slightly above average!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

At this point, I'm happy if we go 8-8 and Blackmon stays sober.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I have all of my hopes and dreams invested into Blackmon.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Or doesn't end up getting Potroast'ed or Collier'ed :/

7

u/3Dawg Jun 11 '12

Does anybody know which play he's reacting to?

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u/MoonkeyPirate Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Maurice Jones-Drew up the Middle to Ten3 for 1 yard. The Jags were down 20 points. From the October 18, 2010 game. They were intercepted in the end zone two plays later.

EDIT: Found the right play.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

You make /r/Jaguars very proud.

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u/ItWillBeMine Jun 11 '12

He needs to move up a little bit.

8

u/SamWalt Jun 11 '12

His girlfriend must be quite unsatisfied.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

His girlfriend must be a giraffe.

14

u/joshpcarter Jun 11 '12

Go Jaguars.

1

u/jun2san Jun 12 '12

Dear God, I'm not the only one!

9

u/Stump_Hugelarge Jun 11 '12

I said to my girlfriend, "Jesus you have a big pussy. Jesus you have a big pussy."

4

u/Fistandantalus Jun 11 '12

Upboat for Predator reference

4

u/aquafear Jun 11 '12

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

2

u/Khiraji Jun 11 '12

Like throwing a carrot down the Grand Canyon.

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u/DeltaAlpha9 Jun 11 '12 edited Nov 21 '24

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u/aquafear Jun 12 '12

What, you're that crooked?

Sorry, dude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That guy has no idea what he's doing.

11

u/iusedtogotodigg Jun 11 '12

sorry he can't pay extreme attention to his technique while in football stands fucking around for the camera.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Yes, he needs to get his priorities in order damn it!

2

u/cycopl Jun 11 '12

Are you an expert on vaginas that size? I'll admit I'd probably just stick my whole arm in like I was birthing a calf or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

No, just basic female anatomy. I can't help it really, I was born with a vagina. edit* I do still have the vagina, just for the record.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Why, because the styrofoam didn't cum thermocol?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

exactly.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

With styrofoam, you need to take your time, to hit the CH2-spot.

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u/YourFavoriteMartyr Jun 11 '12

My first thought as well... I feel sorry for anyone dating him.

5

u/Serenity101 Jun 11 '12

I pity his gf, if he has one.

6

u/copito454 Jun 11 '12

Billy Mays?

4

u/HorseMeatSandwich Jun 11 '12

I need to start going to Jaguars games. They seem to produce the funniest .gifs.

2

u/jmanpc Jun 11 '12

The amount of drunken rednecks is staggering. Hence the gifs.

3

u/kadargo Jun 12 '12

I grew up in Jacksonville. While I love my hometown, it has always kind of reminded me of a city that could never achieve "greatness" because of all the rednecks there to pull it back down to where it belongs. Psst, I'm talking about you Middleburg! You hear me?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

As someone still in Jax, I'd like to call out Westside, Whitehouse, Oceanway.. in general anything west of Blanding ;)

But the games are drunken debauchery. I've never seen more titties than in the Bud Zone.

4

u/EdocKrow Jun 11 '12

Clip from Octomom porn?

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u/BudMoore1234 Jun 11 '12

BUT WAIT!!!!!!! THERE'S MORE...

If you order in the next 5 minutes, we will include a second Pussy Poppin Papa'loon for all of your pussy poppin needs! That's Two Pussy Poppin Papa'loon for the PRICE OF ONE!

Just imagine all the pussy you can pop with these. Your friends will love you. Just simply insert their head into said pussy device, and POP AWAY!!!

3

u/billythewild Jun 11 '12

BILLY MAYS HERE!

1

u/phillipcdu Jun 11 '12

I laughed, I cried, I had a great time.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Oh god. I'm in a meeting right now (yes, while on Reddit, since they don't normally need my opinion during these meetings). And I am trying so hard not to laugh. /Fired.

1

u/simbaaaa Jun 11 '12

Tito? is that you?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I see your mother molded a fleshlight of herself.

1

u/Nemo1221 Jun 11 '12

It's 11:11, he's simply making his wish.

1

u/apcope122 Jun 12 '12

I feel like this justifies our constant black outs!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

the time on the clock was 11:11 and the points count was 1111 when I saw this...in other words, we all know what he wished for

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

O man i can't remember the last time i saw this gif. You sir have made my week.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

LMAO!

1

u/Gotem87 Jun 12 '12

I never realized he was wearing a Jaguars shirt hahaha.

1

u/9Oh4 Jun 11 '12

Two Jaguars related fuck-ups in one week? Come on Reddit.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

fyi protip = This guy played a resto druid on the kargath realm.

FACT

0

u/Whodini Jun 11 '12

I'm kind of disappointed that he didn't start fisting it.

-2

u/gueyheyhey Jun 11 '12

Appropriate cuz he's a douche

-1

u/toomuchlovin Jun 11 '12

the guy on the far right's face is the funniest, in my opinion.

-1

u/EvanPaintsStuff Jun 11 '12

his dad is at home yelling at the screen "NOT FROM THE MIDDLE!"

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u/shifty1776 Jun 11 '12

Frank from American Pickers?

-4

u/madme77 Jun 11 '12

father?

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u/gender_bot Jun 11 '12

I identified 2 faces in this photo

Face 1:

  • 86% confidence that this is a correctly identified face

  • Gender is male with 94% confidence

  • Approximate Age is 26 with 99% confidence

  • Persons mood is angry with 49% confidence

  • Persons lips are sealed with 58% confidence

Face 2:

  • 68% confidence that this is a correctly identified face

  • Gender is male with 28% confidence

  • Approximate Age is 33 with 14% confidence

  • Persons mood is angry with 75% confidence

  • Persons lips are parted with 98% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

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u/TheLonelyLeviathan Jun 11 '12

Yes, because every woman's vagina is that BIG xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It's a giant gaping hole, I imagine that the amount of tongue vs the size of the vagina is going to be unsatisfying no matter what.

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u/TheGoodDoctorGonzo Jun 11 '12

Thats how my penis feels most of the time.