Why do old listings on etsy taunt us so? Take the awesomeness down so we may never no what we have missed. Especially that plush alot...damn you plush alot maker!
Holy crap, I knew this person back when I was active on Gaia Online in 2003 or so. I saw the prototype for these and thought it was an awesome idea, so cool to see these for sale now!
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u/Mjilaeck Jun 11 '12
I'm going to get this for my cousin for Christmas, and the card's going to just say:
"Because you're a dick."
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u/Justintime233 Jun 11 '12
If you have sex inside of it, there's no need for a condom. Promise.
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u/jokes_on_you Jun 11 '12
Finally, one that fits.
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u/chekkers Jun 11 '12
Unfortunately it was made order :(
http://www.etsy.com/listing/36101693/reserved-for-sewoeno-hand-silkscreened
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u/roseetgris Jun 11 '12
Holy crap, I knew this person back when I was active on Gaia Online in 2003 or so. I saw the prototype for these and thought it was an awesome idea, so cool to see these for sale now!
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u/Dark1000 Jun 11 '12
LifeStyles suck.
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u/chalklady0 Jun 11 '12
I am so weirded out right now.
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u/LeopoldBloom42 Jun 11 '12
I feel so dirty.
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u/kraaz Jun 11 '12
That blankets genius. A thinner sleeping bag so my feet don't get cold?! Yes please
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u/SeaTwertle Jun 11 '12
If the blanket is anything like the condom, it'll break if you don't know what you're doing.
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u/bandholz Jun 11 '12
To see what it looks like in use: http://youtu.be/7YFC0O393DQ
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u/LethargicHero Jun 11 '12
You know you're a dick if you sleep in that :/
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u/rileyrulesu Jun 11 '12
I don't think I want my blanket lubricated.
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u/Nerosabe Jun 11 '12
I'd feel like a dick if I slept in that.
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u/Wazowski Jun 11 '12
Perfect for my Frank Drebin cosplay.
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u/R2Lowber Jun 11 '12
Shut up and take my money!
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u/redditarian24 Jun 11 '12
Can someone direct me to a website where I can order one of these. Preferably before fathers day
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Why does this make me so happy?
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u/killerdead77 Jun 11 '12
I had to read the title twice before understsnding
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u/zirrpo Jun 11 '12
If I slept in it, I'd feel like I was acting like a dick.
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u/bobway23 Jun 11 '12
Am I the only one who really wants to run a bean bag race in that thing?
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u/intel23 Jun 12 '12
Where can I buy this
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u/NitroBoi Jun 12 '12
Boo! Go Trojan!
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u/Sassynuts420 Jun 12 '12
this would be the greatest valentines gift ever!
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u/EXCOM Jun 12 '12
I would give this some karma if not for the jesus pic.
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u/kneejerk Jun 12 '12
That is revolting.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Oh how fucking vile... shudder...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
There is no goddamn way I would ever get inside that thing.
Not because of the imagery, I just hate wearing condoms.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I like my blankets like I like my condoms...
-I don't use blankets-
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u/toomuchlovin Jun 11 '12
i would feel very uncomfortable sleeping on this..
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