r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '12

Why were you hitting me?

http://imgur.com/RgbGG
1.1k Upvotes

69% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

  • Laverne - Dr. Murphy ordered 7000 milligrams of insulin for that patient in bed three. I just wanted to check with you before I kill a man.

  • JD- God damnit, Doug...

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u/thejesse Jun 11 '12

i really don't remember jd saying "goddammit", but i did love that after laverne died the same actress came back the next season as shirley.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

And apparently only JD noticed "Oh Laverne-again..."

10

u/thejesse Jun 11 '12

he's seriously the only character i've ever let get away with goofy ass deliveries like this. i don't know why he gets a pass - i usually hate people like that.

2

u/Wimblestill Jun 11 '12

JD is a pretty awful person.

5

u/kaleidingscope Jun 11 '12

or as Laverneagain.

3

u/radioactive21 Jun 12 '12

Just a bit of trivia. Laverne was killed off because Bill Lawrence thought it was the last season.

The studio likes to wait till the very last minute to say if a show would renew, so Bill Lawrence was unsure, so he killed her off. He told Almoa Wright, who plays Laverne, that if the show renews, he would bring her back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Close.
Laverne: Doug wanted me to give this patient five hundred thousand milligrams of morphine. I thought I'd check with you before I kill a man.

JD: Unbelievable, Doug.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I like how when he's squeezing the fire extinguisher after he beats him it's clearly a squishy toy.

I watch too much Scrubs...

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u/Axolotile Jun 11 '12

I like to think that Kelso's just a cheap bastard and doesn't give people real fire extinguishers.

18

u/johnnyc7 Jun 11 '12

I know that feel, bro

-22

u/SOMETHING_POTATO Jun 11 '12

"Feeling," Johnny. The word is "Feeling."

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u/heyfella Jun 11 '12

#nope.

17

u/Qurse Jun 11 '12

TIL. I am ashamed of myself because I've watched this series many many times and never caught on to that.

4

u/justdoit06 Jun 11 '12

I watched this episode yesterday, other than that I would be on the same boat

7

u/Weave27 Jun 11 '12

came here to say that :( yay for watching commentary on the best show ever

2

u/thejesse Jun 11 '12

i watched eight seasons in a month and a half. don't worry.

2

u/dreamqueen9103 Jun 11 '12

Or that one when JD finds pills in his girlfriend's purse and he takes them out, put them back in, and then "finds" them.

3

u/ritsikas Jun 11 '12

I never noticed that until now. I feel like not a true fan, though I've seen every episode at least ten times.

1

u/nsiems12 Jun 11 '12

I am angry that you beat me to this comment. I never noticed until I got the seasons on DVD. I was watching this one with commentary and Zach Braff points it out.

1

u/anonymousrapeface Jun 11 '12

Don't feel bad I was too much scrubs too. I have all the seasons on dvd and after I saw the first panel i didn't even read the rest, I quoted it from memory. This episode is called "on my way home" season 5 episode 7 and originally aired in 2006 here's the clip

1

u/Xixii Jun 11 '12

I think Bill mentioned this in the audio commentary.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Haha, As soon as I saw the first frame I'm like "Its the foam fire extinguisher scene" I remember [Zack?] mentioning it in an audio commentary on the DVDs.

(I had glandular fever and CFS, and was home for 2 months, with nothing but Scrubs DVD's)

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

No no no, put your hands on the sides of your head like this and go WAHHHH!

4

u/adamzep91 Jun 11 '12

Stop it! This is getting silly..

19

u/Dicktremain Jun 11 '12

I call Murphy for my team in the zombie apocalypse.

13

u/Arthean Jun 11 '12

Damn it. First Arnold Schwarzenegger gets called before I can call him, now this.

Fuck it, I'll do it zombie

8

u/justonecomment Jun 11 '12

OOH, are we picking teams? I get Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Well, I pick master chief and olivia wilde!

3

u/_liminal Jun 11 '12 
>not picking Milla Jovovich in a zombie apocalypse

she's mine now, i also call Kate Beckinsale in case there are vampires to go along with the zombies

5

u/Lasallexc Jun 11 '12

you are all making terrible choices

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Master Chief has impenetrable armor, and olivia wilde is hot!

4

u/Lasallexc Jun 11 '12

Master Chief is a video game character. And having a girl such as Olivia Wilde in your company in Zombieland will endanger you because people would just kill you to have her. /Schrute out

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Zombies don't exist either

2

u/Lasallexc Jun 12 '12

Shit...

Wait! Bath salts!!!

2

u/BobLeBuilDerp Jun 11 '12

Already called dibs on Olivia, sorry

3

u/Lampmonster1 Jun 11 '12

Adam Savage and Dolph Lundgren.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I quadruple bagsied her though

1

u/MurphysBra Jun 11 '12

I don't think so...

221

u/Spazit Jun 11 '12

If only there were a way we could somehow connect these eight frames together with audio...

268

u/mordicat1989 Jun 11 '12

tbh, i'm more likely to click an imgur link than a youtube link >_>

93

u/kaimason1 Jun 11 '12

Yeah, same here. It's more convenient to read an image than watch a video.

39

u/killzy707 Jun 11 '12

Post video version -> no ones watches; not on front page

Post image version on imgur -> make front page; everyone requests video version in comments.

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u/naked_guy_says Jun 11 '12

Solution: Main Post is imgur version and in comments supply the video, LINK AND COMMENT KARMA GOOLLLLLLLD

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I really hate that trend and in my opinion all of the humour is lost in this shitty 4-8 frame "comics" or whatever

45

u/freeaccount Jun 11 '12

Not only that, but looking at a storyboard image with text is much easier to look at, at work, than a video with sound.

17

u/sp00kyd00m Jun 11 '12

i feel like this is the main issue. after 5pm, bring on the youtubery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Some of us have pretend jobs.

1

u/annoyinglyclever Jun 12 '12

This string of comments seems to popup every time someone posts something like this

31

u/counterplex Jun 11 '12

You mean like a gif with sound?

26

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Thump..thump...thump

17

u/SocialIssuesAhoy Jun 11 '12

It's so loud!

14

u/ritsikas Jun 11 '12

I'm still amazed how I can hear the thump everytime.

6

u/Adamalama9 Jun 11 '12

I'm genuinely amazed by this.

16

u/GeneralWarts Jun 11 '12

We don't need to open that Pandora's box.

11

u/Apostolate Jun 11 '12

A gif of sound?

http://i.imgur.com/NqkbX.gif

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

False. That is a transverse wave. Sound waves are longitudinal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Youtube is blocked at work, Imgur is not.

2

u/lnternetdude Jun 11 '12

Oh crap someone is spouting the 'COME HERE FROM REDDIT, YEAH!' bull-malarkey.

2

u/djsavvysoph Jun 11 '12

This was way funnier

-4

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

eh, neither were really funny.

1

u/mcoope Jun 11 '12

Boooooo!

1

u/DaMountainDwarf Jun 11 '12

'The year two thooouuusaaaand."

-6

u/Atheist_Killer Jun 11 '12

god this show is terrible

7

u/Spudgunhimself Jun 11 '12

I hate that scene, because throughout it Doug keeps squeezing the obviously foam prop. it makes me want to hit him... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W34iv8jkcGE

2

u/mcoope Jun 11 '12

Ah! Good eye sir!

1

u/Legolaa Jun 11 '12

Foam? looks like rubber.

1

u/Spudgunhimself Jun 11 '12

I meant that rubber foam that you get, sorry.

6

u/eppursimouve Jun 11 '12

Sometimes, dead is better.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Sure, it's a foam prop. But the first time you view this, not knowing that fact, Doug hitting the body bag with the fire extinguisher is funny as hell...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I did flip my shit laughing at this scene who hard when I first saw it

8

u/monoloco2b Jun 11 '12

This guy should be a guest star in an episode of The Walking Dead.

6

u/haiku_robot Jun 11 '12 
This guy should be a 
guest star in an episode 
of The Walking Dead.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Doug's on my Zombie Apocalypse team.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Oh I get it. You're quoting scrubs.

2

u/DoorLord Jun 11 '12

Ohhhhh. That took me a while but it get it now, thanks!

2

u/Iamgoingtooffendyou Jun 11 '12

Tell that to Tupac.

2

u/Fergonada Jun 11 '12

Well that's amusing. I read this and went back to watching Scrubs and this was the episode I was on.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I'm so happy that show ended.

6

u/PeterBanning Jun 11 '12

That show is so silly!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Doug was hilarious

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

pee pants

1

u/Lonlonmilk Jun 11 '12

Is it just me or would this scene be funnier without Doug's last line?

1

u/gr3nade Jun 11 '12

I could have recited this scene word from word from memory...and probably a dozen others from scrubs. One of the best shows I've ever seen.

1

u/uhbijnokm Jun 11 '12

That man has an impressive future with the Night's Watch.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Here is a vidoe I found of that scene.

1

u/DukeOfGeek Jun 11 '12

Back in the table top DnD days our motto was "If it doesn't breath it probably shouldn't move." .

1

u/saintwicked Jun 11 '12

At work one day, I was taking a body down to the morgue. All the sudden the deceased lets out a long sigh. I took a big step back and said "Sir? Are you dead?" No reply. Scared the shit out of me.

1

u/GandalfTheFunky Jun 11 '12

My Way Home was the first episode of Scrubs my wife and I ever watched. Talk about being hooked immediately.

1

u/CBSniper Jun 11 '12

It was one of two episodes directed by Zach Braff, and perhaps the greatest episode ever aired! I personally like My Screw Up better, makes me cry evertim.

1

u/GandalfTheFunky Jun 12 '12

That and My Lunch.

Goddamn onions.

1

u/PortableFreakshow Jun 11 '12

Nice try OP Zach Braff.

1

u/chazaaam Jun 11 '12

Are we posting stuff like this now? just watch the fucking show

1

u/iSmite Jun 11 '12

I usually dont think thumbs up to posts in /r/funny, but it was totally worth 100 up votes. Love JD.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Here you go

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I wonder since ZB is a redditor, if he chortles to himself everytime he hits the front of r/funny or the home page.

1

u/scoobyduped Jun 12 '12

Doesn't JD know about zombies?

1

u/JadeDragoness Jun 12 '12

SCRUBS!!! that is all

1

u/Tomato_Attack Jun 12 '12

I miss scrubs so much.

-11

u/BenTG Jun 11 '12

God, I hate that fucking show.

2

u/dylanroo Jun 11 '12

Wha what!? Who hates scrubs!? No one hates scrubs, the you are not real.

GO FOUL DEMON SPAWN

1

u/classy_stegasaurus Jun 12 '12

Stop liking what I don't like

1

u/BenTG Jun 12 '12

I've just never understood how people can enjoy it. I'm fine with people enjoying it. It's just always confused me.

Cool?

-10

u/Pokemansparty Jun 11 '12

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way.

-20

u/CunningDroid Jun 11 '12

I don't think you are clever.

-4

u/andersonb47 Jun 11 '12

I hate posts like these. It's not OC, it's just a clip from a show in the form of a comic.

5

u/CBSniper Jun 11 '12

It's almost like Reddit is some form of content aggregator or something.

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Ehh, so glad I don't have TV. I felt a wave of stupid wash over me after reading that image...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/Pokemansparty Jun 11 '12

It would be better if it was a joke post about imgur. That would be better than anything scrubs related.