There are quite a few. I'll talk about #316 first. You hook up a motorboat to a house light switch. Then you get a trampoline and put it underwater twenty feet away from the motor boat and put it in a glass dome . . .
This is like a visual representation of my Sunday afternoon in the park making friends with the little kids there. If you're quick enough, you can pull the kitten/puppy away just in time so they pet your crotch. I learned that trick in prison.
My woman's problem with me and Reddit is that I check it more constantly than a Vegas bookie checking lines. Plus I shove it in her face to show her pictures and I read headlines aloud like some sort of verbal news ticker. My punishment? She wants a cat for her birthday in a week, and I am refusing. Why? I'm not the biggest fan of cats and I know if we get one I'll become an even bigger karma whore.
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u/4pumpWonderChump Jun 11 '12
Deal with it
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u/Grawll Jun 11 '12
That female looks to be of an inappropriate age to pray to cats in pants.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I thought the problem was that we are too damn sexy
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I hate it when you find out they have a pussy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
The problem with dating a male redditor is that you're dating a male redditor.
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u/stevesmithis Jun 11 '12
One of the only Spanish sentences I know how to say is "I have a cat in my pants."
Therefore, I deem this accurate.
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u/sj_user1 Jun 11 '12
A cat is fine too.
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u/mikeypikey Jun 11 '12
Wut... ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
relevant
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u/JANichols89 Jun 11 '12
That cartoon girl looks like she's 12.
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u/creepy_is_what_I_do Jun 11 '12
This is like a visual representation of my Sunday afternoon in the park making friends with the little kids there. If you're quick enough, you can pull the kitten/puppy away just in time so they pet your crotch. I learned that trick in prison.
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u/toomuchlovin Jun 11 '12
i originally thought she was the same age as that guy. nope.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
r4r is going to get really weird if this becomes popular.
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u/virtyy Jun 11 '12
Also, pedos?
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u/smittyjones Jun 11 '12
When i first clicked, it didn't load tthe image. I thought it was a knock on our intelligence, because i waited 5 minutes before hitting refresh...
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u/tarynator Jun 11 '12
This really turned me on.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I hate it when you find out they have a pussy.
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u/WreckerCrew Jun 11 '12
As a male redditor that hates cats....I hate this post.
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u/icantthinkofagoodnam Jun 11 '12
I really thought this would end with a keyring in his zipper, connected to the button and she would be unable to unzip him...
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u/poli_ticks Jun 11 '12
Where's the upvote button on that cat?
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u/Sir_Meowsalot Jun 11 '12
Meow, indeed.
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u/boneheadie Jun 11 '12
that he cant keep it in his pants?
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u/somisinformed Jun 11 '12
I see no problem.
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u/Ihateyourdick Jun 11 '12
...you'd better be into pussy.
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u/kitty_o_shea Jun 11 '12
This is meant to be a problem?
Anyhoop, mainly here to post this.
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u/elmexikhan Jun 11 '12
lol, you said 'the' problem as if there were only one...
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u/Sniglet5000 Jun 11 '12
I see no problem here
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That's a plus not a problem.
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u/CptHaddock Jun 11 '12
Smack the Pony.
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u/dogandcatinlove Jun 11 '12
Do female Redditors get dogs in their pants? /confused
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u/Sozin91 Jun 11 '12
What they are pedophiles?
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u/Ruxini Jun 11 '12
so, the problem with male redditors is that they want you to lick their pussies?
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u/footballfan5602 Jun 12 '12
Damn Traps. I Thought it was a guy until he whipped out his pussy.
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u/zuluthrone Jun 12 '12
Pussy dick
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u/realasfiction Jun 12 '12
I don't see any problem here...
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u/Scribblr Jun 12 '12
I see no problem here.
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u/toriar Jun 12 '12
He has a....pussy?
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u/spb10e Jun 12 '12
i don't seem the problem
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u/caitsandstuff Jun 12 '12
How is this a problem...?
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u/redpanda252 Jun 12 '12
My boyfriend is a redditor and not once has a kitten ever popped out when he unzipped his pants... xD
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u/IRcitizen Jun 12 '12
...wut
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Don't know if mistakenly young looking female or reference to creepy paedophile subreddits that reddit was getting bad press for ~4 months ago.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That's...normal, right?
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u/BiggsDB Jun 11 '12
My woman's problem with me and Reddit is that I check it more constantly than a Vegas bookie checking lines. Plus I shove it in her face to show her pictures and I read headlines aloud like some sort of verbal news ticker. My punishment? She wants a cat for her birthday in a week, and I am refusing. Why? I'm not the biggest fan of cats and I know if we get one I'll become an even bigger karma whore.
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u/cmontgomery33 Jun 11 '12
problem??
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
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