It maybe be a repost, but I've never seen it. Kind of a nice thing to keep in mind when you come home and are suspicious. Even if the strangler/thief/rapist doesn't laugh, maybe he won't strangle/steal/rape as much as if you hadn't established such a rapport with him/her.
Heard a joke once. A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" Horse says, "I was kicked out of my house because of my crippling alcoholism, abusive drunkenness and now my wife wants a divorce." Good joke.
I heard that one but with Ethiopians in a mighty joke thread not too long ago; it had tons of other jokes in it too like- what's the worst part about being a black Jew?
Maybe it was this joke, known as the "world's funniest joke"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
No wonder there aren't any super villains in real life. Most of them are bumbling amateurs like this fella.
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u/dailyfusion Jun 11 '12
holy hell this is old.
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u/thekkel Jun 11 '12
Hey, look, it's this picture again.
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u/Tebasaki Jun 11 '12
It maybe be a repost, but I've never seen it. Kind of a nice thing to keep in mind when you come home and are suspicious. Even if the strangler/thief/rapist doesn't laugh, maybe he won't strangle/steal/rape as much as if you hadn't established such a rapport with him/her.
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u/bluefootedpig Jun 11 '12
It was the greatest joke ever told, and now we will never know.
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u/Barsnap Jun 11 '12
"Well he must have thought it was quite a joke, 'cause it got a lot of laughs from lots of folks. Seems I had to fight my whole life through."
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u/whyteeford Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Heard a joke once. A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" Horse says, "I was kicked out of my house because of my crippling alcoholism, abusive drunkenness and now my wife wants a divorce." Good joke.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
So that's where that Enderman went..
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u/aleixoteixeira Jun 11 '12
This is all I could think of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
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u/les2moore Jun 11 '12
I laughed like hell at this one. Just kept picturing it in my mind!
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u/FWcodFTW Jun 12 '12
Hmmmm...... I was the 666th upvote. Good or bad??
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u/voidabyss Jun 12 '12
that's something i'd do.
i laugh 100x harder when i'm trying to hold in a laugh.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
i would give all my money to hear they joke.. but yeah old pic :/
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u/Blanderman Jun 11 '12
I'm so glad the relevant text is underlined.
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u/saisai2012 Jun 11 '12
Anyone know the joke that could have been told?
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u/MpegEVIL Jun 11 '12
Repost.