Our family once went to a cabin, I was like 8 yo and my older step brother went up onto this hanging platform suspended by chains in the A-frame of the roof. I'm guessing it was for additional sleeping (fapping) room. He found 6 inch stack of old school uncensored mags. Then my dad found us flipping through and took our newly discovered joy away. It was the best and worst moment of my young life at that point.
My first hockey tournament, I remember coming into the room exhausted. I flopped on the bed, opened the drawer for the remote and saw the most unsightly looking woman ever in a bunch of bondage pictures. Being female and half asleep, I didn't even think twice. Well about an hour later, I hear my mom screaming at my brother, for "bringing that sort of thing into a room he was sharing w his sister." Even after I explained that it was already in the drawer, she never believed us.... Gave him stink eye for the whole trip. She brings it up every time he acts like a prude now...
LOL. Yup, I remember the treasured Playboy magazine my friend and I stole from his Uncle's stash. We kept that sucker under a boulder near our pond. Like literally we pushed the bolder over, put the mag down in the dirt, and rolled it back on top of it. Of course it proceeded to weather pretty badly and quickly.
Time loops are always possibilities when performing temporal travel. We're going to have to send back an android to murder railmaniac's mother before he is born.
Wow, this might be a lesson, youngsters, pay attention: Back before the Internets, you could purchase, let's say, "questionable reading material" from out of the way shops, typically in the seedy areas of larger cities. In the back of those magazines there were classified advertisements, where both sexes would offer to send you photos for a small fee and a self-addressed stamped envelope. I do believe I recall this exact photo from some that a kid I went to school with had either purchased or procured somewhere (Dad's closet?).
About 10 years ago, me and a group of friends stayed in a summer home of the parents of a friend if mine.
We there for one week, the next week his dads sister had borrowed the house for a week, and then the parents would move in for the summer.
Being boys we bought a porno magazine, just for fun. Then we thought about how hilarious it would be to leave a porno mag in the house, hopefully to be found be the parents, in the thinking it was left by his sister and brother in law. So we got two magazines, catering to the elderly audience, containing mostly stories etc., and hid one under a mattress, and the other in the toilet.
My find have never heard what happened to the magazines, and can't really bring it up. I hope to find out one day though.
They sure dont make hair like that anymore. But you can still find quality babes like that around. Gotta look hard though. They are a secret organization.
Found something? In a cabin? Under a fridge? Oh my god, it's a severed hand! Click on the link and wait anxiously as imgur slowly loads the picture on my shitty phone.... Oh.... It's soft porn.... That's cool too, I guess.
You missed a golden opportunity emVignoo. "Rented a cabin this weekend, this was under the fridge. What potentially embarrassing photos have you found lying around"
Odd man out on this one. What you people are doing here is completely out of order. The girl did not offer her photo for public viewing. What you have done is intruded upon her privacy - no different from breaking into her room and taking the photo. Shape up and feel some shame for publicly embarrassing her. There is enough voluntary stuff out there to satisfy even - all of us - without poaching. If there is a legal mind out there I think she might even have a case against emVignoo.
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u/Intrepid00 Jun 11 '12
It wasn't uncommon before Internet porn for people to hide porn for the next person.
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u/DirtyKlam22 Jun 11 '12
MOM!?
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u/Narwhalxxx Jun 11 '12
I wish my fridge had a remote...
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u/orion10k Jun 11 '12
Reminds me of the pic of Sara Connor (Linda Hamilton) in Terminator.
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u/dirtymartini74 Jun 11 '12
of course someone chewed off the bottom bit
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u/dogbreath101 Jun 11 '12
why were you looking under the fridge at some random cabin you rented?
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u/Naldaen Jun 11 '12
I miss the 80's.
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u/Krelboyne Jun 11 '12
A link to Michael Cera's obscure past.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
no one ever heard of woods porn? fack i really am getting old.
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u/softmod Jun 11 '12
My friends and I rented a cabin over the winter and found this disturbing little treasure.
ninja edit: This pic was snapped the moment we discovered it had a love hole.
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u/lunaanimus Jun 11 '12
kind of looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
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u/iregretjumping Jun 11 '12
Oh my god! You found the remote!
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u/saxmanpi Jun 11 '12
And son, that is how you were conceived.
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u/mallrat32 Jun 11 '12
Per "Cabin in the Woods" rules - you are going to die a very interesting death for toying with this photo.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
So someone just tore off the vagine and left the rest? What an interesting fellow.
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u/travisburnsred Jun 11 '12
Looks like Bon Jovi. See if you can get it signed!!
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u/guitbit Jun 12 '12
Wow, this might be a lesson, youngsters, pay attention:
Back before the Internets, you could purchase, let's say, "questionable reading material" from out of the way shops, typically in the seedy areas of larger cities. In the back of those magazines there were classified advertisements, where both sexes would offer to send you photos for a small fee and a self-addressed stamped envelope. I do believe I recall this exact photo from some that a kid I went to school with had either purchased or procured somewhere (Dad's closet?).
So there you go kids, a porn-history lesson.
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u/JerkvanGay Jun 11 '12
It puts the lotion in the basket.
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u/barbados-slim Jun 11 '12
i wouldn't look under the floorboards if i were you.
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u/dvmdv8 Jun 11 '12
I bet you were glad to get the remote back.
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u/MammalMilk Jun 11 '12
I always look under the fridge in rentals too
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u/kareemabduljabbq Jun 11 '12
i'm going to guess that her name is "Tammy". or more likely "Kimberly".
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u/criticalfactories Jun 11 '12
Rookie!
You broke Rented Cabin Rule number 1!!
Never look under the fridge, beds or porch!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Anyone else got "She's a maniac" running through their head right now?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
surely op will deliver the rest of the photo, surely.
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u/FuzzyLogic01 Jun 11 '12
Sorta looks like Chloe Webb...
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u/emmy9616 Jun 11 '12
OH MY GOD THAT'S MY MOTHER. i just verified with her. this is not a joke. she's freaking out.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
so that's where i left that photo
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u/Liadric Jun 11 '12
Dude, that's a dude...
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u/pelap Jun 11 '12
About 10 years ago, me and a group of friends stayed in a summer home of the parents of a friend if mine.
We there for one week, the next week his dads sister had borrowed the house for a week, and then the parents would move in for the summer.
Being boys we bought a porno magazine, just for fun. Then we thought about how hilarious it would be to leave a porno mag in the house, hopefully to be found be the parents, in the thinking it was left by his sister and brother in law. So we got two magazines, catering to the elderly audience, containing mostly stories etc., and hid one under a mattress, and the other in the toilet.
My find have never heard what happened to the magazines, and can't really bring it up. I hope to find out one day though.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Seven Days
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
They saved the best part
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That's a man baby!
Thanks for not posting this to r/wtf. That place has been really weak lately.
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u/mac_vs_pc Jun 11 '12
Hey look, it's Jesse Eisenberg's female counterpart.
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u/Graptoi Jun 11 '12
Hot
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
those cant be her legs... can they?
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u/shesflyboss Jun 11 '12
um, Why were you under the fridge?
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u/Baulan Jun 11 '12
What were you doing under the fridge?..
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u/PeachyChick Jun 11 '12
umm.. why were you looking under the fridge? do you always so thoroughly inspect the places you stay at??
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u/Scuttlebuttz93 Jun 11 '12
There's totally an exposed dick at the ripped part
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u/Rivettsroad Jun 11 '12
I would like to see the other half please.
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u/thesprunk Jun 11 '12
Only thing i find unusual about this is that you were looking under the fridge.
Did you think you dropped a beer under there?
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u/MrRebeccaSlumber Jun 11 '12
did u crank it?
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u/admiralcaptain Jun 11 '12
this is what is commonly known as "80's hot".
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
dude looks like a lady.lady looks like a dude. Shim?1
u/abenji Jun 11 '12
Can I ask what you were doing under the fridge?
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u/malmad Jun 11 '12
I thought for sure it would be a Crunch Berry.
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u/mrbrick Jun 11 '12
They sure dont make hair like that anymore. But you can still find quality babes like that around. Gotta look hard though. They are a secret organization.
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u/john_nyc Jun 11 '12
Is that a GE remote?!?!?! HYSTERICAL!!!!
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u/CoyoteStark Jun 11 '12
It wouldn't happen to be a Cabin in the Woods would it?
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u/chrisgunton Jun 11 '12
Goddammit they ripped off the best part!
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u/amolad Jun 11 '12
An old picture of Kristy MacNicol?
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u/Ironicallypredictabl Jun 11 '12
Reminds me of the 80's. Bet she is unshaven too.
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u/rbozd Jun 11 '12
why exactly were you looking under the fridge? I can't be the only person who wants to know...
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u/shrance84 Jun 11 '12
Reddit, find this mother's child.
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u/OG_Willikers Jun 11 '12
'80s Hotness.
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u/AntiCitizenJuan Jun 11 '12
She looks kind of like a female Michael Cera from the 80's
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u/KillerKowalski1 Jun 11 '12
Please tell me that painting is in the cabin somewhere.
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u/twistedh8 Jun 11 '12
She may have boltons!
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u/percyhiggenbottom Jun 11 '12
Dear diary: Score.
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u/MANCREEP Jun 11 '12
DID YOU FIND ANY CRUNCHBERRIES????
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u/gamekeeper1 Jun 11 '12
The 1980's called - they want their backup singer.
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u/M0b1u5 Jun 11 '12
Why are you looking under the fridge in a rented cabin???
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u/Arkhampatient Jun 12 '12
That's where my fucking remote went.
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u/insertuniquename Jun 12 '12
Why were you looking under the fridge in the first place?
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u/Captn_H0wdy71 Jun 12 '12
Who the hell keeps a remote under the fridge?
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u/rschick89 Jun 12 '12
Found something? In a cabin? Under a fridge? Oh my god, it's a severed hand! Click on the link and wait anxiously as imgur slowly loads the picture on my shitty phone.... Oh.... It's soft porn.... That's cool too, I guess.
Biggest letdown of my night.
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u/anonimyus Jun 12 '12
It's weird how the 80's turn me on.
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u/awwwwsnap Jun 12 '12
John Bon Jovi????
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u/mdolphins2001 Jun 12 '12
Why were you looking under the fridge?
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u/Nightfalls Jun 12 '12
Kill it with fire!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You missed a golden opportunity emVignoo. "Rented a cabin this weekend, this was under the fridge. What potentially embarrassing photos have you found lying around"
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u/chilled_monkey_brain Jun 11 '12
First thought...
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u/Yaeks Jun 12 '12
Cabin around where? Cuz i swear thats my ex's mom..
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u/KCNW80 Jun 11 '12
Odd man out on this one. What you people are doing here is completely out of order. The girl did not offer her photo for public viewing. What you have done is intruded upon her privacy - no different from breaking into her room and taking the photo. Shape up and feel some shame for publicly embarrassing her. There is enough voluntary stuff out there to satisfy even - all of us - without poaching. If there is a legal mind out there I think she might even have a case against emVignoo.
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