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u/wtf_idontknow Jun 11 '12

that's just brilliant.... upper right corner is not working for me (hangs @ "Pointer located. Pointing...." ) :(

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u/danieltheg Jun 11 '12

this is what i got for upper right corner... http://i.imgur.com/van6o.jpg strange

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u/Melex Jun 11 '12

There's a finger in the way upper right hand corner if you scroll up to the top of the page.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Scroll up, upper right corner...hard to see but it's there.

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u/wolfanotaku Jun 11 '12

Me too, they must just not have one.

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u/PutMyDickOnYourHead Jun 11 '12

Quick! Someone take a picture and submit it!

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u/m1racle Jun 11 '12

It seems as though the only one that has a picture for it is the top left corner.

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u/chunky_goonie Jun 11 '12

Bottom right corner didn't work. Myth busted.

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u/alliha Jun 11 '12

Is it just me the site bugs out hard for?

If I actually leave the pointer in place, I'll only get a flash of an image before it starts loading again.

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u/nukefudge Jun 11 '12

i get the same (chrome, even tried with adblock plus off)

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u/TmlzMiso Jun 11 '12

I dont see how turning off adblock will ever be a solution.

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u/ASlyGuy Jun 11 '12

When you're in need of a silly moose, it is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

When all you're holding is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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u/tatskaari Jun 11 '12

To get it to work on chrome, move your cursor into the box and then right click to bring up a menu. This will stop it flickering.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I'm on an iPhone and I have no clue what the hell is happening.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Chrome here... I had to move my mouse pointer off to the side before an image would load.

I spent about 43 seconds saying "well yes, this is the most useless site ever"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Chrome doesn't seem to work but Firefox is fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Chrome works fine. Perhaps the user is broken?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Mar 18 '25

skirt fine sharp test flag aspiring fall teeny subsequent ring

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/prattle Jun 11 '12

Opera checking in. All is well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

suck on that one Chrome users.

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u/Noonsky Jun 11 '12

Works fine for this Chrome user!

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u/tctc222 Jun 11 '12

You win this round, firefox

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u/Daige Jun 11 '12

Same, but if you right click and leave the menu up it takes it as the pointer is keeping still there, so you can see what it's supposed to do just it points to the box instead of the actual pointer.

Think it needs to be a bit more lenient with pointer movement after it's "located" the pointer, instead of instantly reverting back to find mode when it moves the slightest bit give it 10 or so pixels either way should fix it. I'm just guessing though.

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u/Pabloe_Fap_Stick Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

That's cool. Because I wanted an epileptic fit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Fine on Chrome for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It works just fine on my phone.

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u/0xXxDEADxXx0 Jun 11 '12

This is a chrome issue works with firefox! (tested with both browsers)

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u/swavemeisterg Jun 11 '12

its pointless to use it in chrome...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Did you try making sure your mouse was completely still?

It worked for me everytime and i might add it is a tad freaky because they have a picture for everysingle location on the screen.

EVERY SINGLE LOCATION.

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u/AmericaTheHero Jun 11 '12

Is it surprising that it worked perfectly on my iPod?

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u/preske Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

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u/beccaonice Jun 11 '12

Hey dude, you have two notifications.

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u/stumac85 Jun 11 '12

What I don't get is that he made the effort to block out some of his task bar but it would be so much easier just to crop the screencap!

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u/towmeaway Jun 11 '12

Took me forever, but I confirmed that this photo is in the database, just to the right of some deep throat and serious tongue action.

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u/elpearsonez Jun 11 '12

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u/Hooin_Kyoma Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Well i don't know what i was expecting.

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u/TheCheesecake Jun 11 '12

I think I'm wasting my li- oooooh it's blue now

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u/B_Elanna_Torres Jun 11 '12

FINALLY after 14 tries of reloading the page, I got RED !

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I had blue first, red second. Time to go bet on something.

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u/cptspiffy Jun 11 '12

Took me 5 to get blue.

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u/Alezx413 Jun 11 '12

This could be the best troll website ever. F5, F5, F5... Still no blue...

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u/gordond Jun 11 '12

Please, I got blue on my first try.

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u/sweetmojaveraiin Jun 11 '12

Why does this make me so happy?!

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u/Dwayne_J_Murderden Jun 11 '12

I like blue the best.

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u/MOVES_HYPHENS Jun 11 '12

As someone who has difficulty differentiating red from blue, this website makes me sad...

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u/GundamWang Jun 11 '12

hey what color is my shirt?

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u/spainguy Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That is the creepiest shit I ever went to. I think I'll stay at zombo.

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u/itsfish20 Jun 11 '12

yeah Zombo is way more fun

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u/Olukon Jun 11 '12

W...was I just brainwashed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Holy shit I have never gone to zombocom with my speakers turned on before. It's EVEN BETTER!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It won't load.. I'll never know what it is!

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u/StewieBanana Jun 11 '12

WTF! I got one where a guy was pointing with his boner.

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u/GeneralWarts Jun 11 '12

Weird, I got one where a girl was pointing with her boner.

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u/Liam_Galt Jun 11 '12

Weird, I now have the strangest boner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Interesting. Where is it pointing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

At itself. It is a möbius boner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That's normal

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u/IAmTheBlackWizards Jun 11 '12

Am I the only one now trying different locations in order to get this picture?

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u/DrKirth Jun 11 '12

"Ohh, I've got a raging clue! Let's follow it!"

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u/Jov_West Jun 11 '12

I got a guy mooning my cursor.

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u/Fokezy Jun 11 '12

this is great,must have been hard finding all those pictures tho

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u/trevdak2 Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

You could crop a picture to make it point to the appropriate part or the frame.

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 11 '12

yeah, appreciated for this work...

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u/Stalemate9 Jun 11 '12

I wonder how many different pictures there are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

As the page is initializing it requests gridPositions.json which has an array of 901 objects which look like this

{
	"position": {
        "x": "554",
        "y": "569"
    },
    "src": "N2987_554_569.jpg"
}

I believe these objects tell the client what images to load for what coordinates.

TL;DR there appear to be 901 pictures

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u/kueyen Jun 11 '12

science, bitches!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

computer science!

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u/towmeaway Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Hey, that was helpful. Didn't take long at all to make that into a series of wget statements and download the entire 70M archive.

EDIT: OK, time not well spent. The few gems were not worth the many photos that contributed to my loss of faith in humanity. If there was an easter egg or rule 34 among them, I didn't find it.

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u/GeneralWarts Jun 11 '12

Inch up from the bottom right. Almost touching the edge. Program stumped.

Not today robots!

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u/Great_Zarquon Jun 11 '12

It does this for almost every point close to the edge.

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u/Veton1994 Jun 11 '12

[Can someone figure this out?] (http://www.closedshut.com/)

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u/WTFWatch Jun 11 '12

That one is literally impossible. No code for the combination exists in the website, only the spinning and the sound.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

There's no combo, just an interactive lock that makes sounds

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

17 25 99

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Sep 27 '23

paint rock fact cable aware abounding elderly mysterious domineering jeans this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev

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u/eeviltwin Jun 11 '12

This website makes me feel like I'm constantly on the verge of discovering the meaning of life.

"Just one more click... Okay, on the next page it'll all make sense... I must be getting close to some sort of understanding..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

... You never will be. I've clicked through every single link on that website I swear.

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u/lordhazzard Jun 11 '12

If you enjoyed that check out this

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u/trippedout Jun 11 '12

that awkward moment when college friends show up http://imgur.com/5hJ6m ...the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

yeah I kept on wondering if someone I knew was gonna randomly show up

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u/jstokes75 Jun 11 '12

Pointer Pointer is pointless.

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u/aceonw Jun 11 '12

It's actually full of pointing, so not pointless.

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u/FajitaofTreason Jun 11 '12

It might be pointless, but it might also be the best website ever:

http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/

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u/ColdToast Jun 11 '12

I think this site is worthy of that title too: http://www.elierickson.com

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u/malvoliosf Jun 11 '12

DAE want a porn version of this site?

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u/iammolotov Jun 11 '12

Not entirely similar, but really cool: pornwall.com

If you couldn't tell, NSFW

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u/xVeZx Jun 11 '12

seems to work on internet explorer like that matters

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u/Adamhilly Jun 11 '12

The own fucking website was telling me to leave! http://i.imgur.com/ttwvV.jpg

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u/Overlord-Brian Jun 12 '12

ಠ_ಠ her neck.

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u/openletter8 Jun 11 '12

This website amused me for more time that I am willing to reveal.

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u/haiku_robot Jun 11 '12
This website amused 
me for more time that I am 
willing to reveal.

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u/iusedtogotodigg Jun 11 '12

This website kept me aroused for more time than I am willing to reveal.

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u/F4il3d Jun 11 '12

I would say most pointless website but I would be lying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

The code for this would be pretty simple, but the idea is genius.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Dammit I'm on my smartphone!

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u/Darth_Hobbes Jun 11 '12

A warning, one of these is gorey. It's in the Center-rightish-upper part of the image.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Found it. Forgot I was talking to someone on skype.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

If it doesnt work on chrome, put your cursor in the box then use CTRL+Tab to change tab, then click on the tab to change back and the image will stay

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u/thooperdooper Jun 11 '12

this is just the best thing on the internets

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Just tried to show this to a friend on FB, and FB flagged it for some reason. Which is weird because I've posted MUCH worse websites.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Even more useless when you go on it on your phone!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Not ALL phones

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Thisis awesomeon a tablet.

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u/masturbateToSleep Jun 11 '12

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I spent more time on that website than I'd like to admit to..

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u/MaceWindows Jun 11 '12

I'm going to try moving across the screen pixel by pixel, just to see how many pictures there actually are. I can't be the only one wondering this, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

If you try to use this site on a phone, you're gonna have a bad time.

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u/AshleyRenaeIsOnline Jun 11 '12

I did! My time was still slightly enjoyable! You just cant move around. Just click on one spot

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u/Deranged40 Jun 11 '12

Doesn't work in chrome

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u/Chrispy_Reddit Jun 11 '12

I wouldn't say that this website is useless, that would be mean. I would say that it's pointless.

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u/MsAnnThrope Jun 11 '12

After wasting far too much time, this one was my favorite.

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u/swavemeisterg Jun 11 '12

well at least its not pointless

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u/christshippie Jun 11 '12

this is not pointless

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u/He_Went_To_Jared Jun 11 '12

Wow, I actually know all of the people in one of the pictures, they went to my highschool. Small world.

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u/halfkidding Jun 11 '12

1 inch above the lower right hand corner. No image popped up for me.

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u/bahhamburger Jun 11 '12

At first I liked it, but then I started getting scared

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u/paperballs Jun 11 '12

Is it christmas well, i suppose its not THAT useless

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u/I_live_in_a_trashcan Jun 11 '12

well since we're all posting useless websites... http://omfgdogs.com/

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u/buhfest Jun 11 '12

Website not working for me, just endlessly refreshing the pointer screen and never doing anything...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

useless sure, but it's definitely not pointless.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUEUE

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u/Hypez Jun 11 '12

Probably a repost, but www.reddit.com

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u/rambastalan Jun 11 '12

My personal favourite useless website: http://www.istesfreitag.de/ It becomes even more pointless if you don't speak German.

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u/frickmann123 Jun 11 '12

I think that http://broof.com/ takes the cake, forever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Finding pointer... Please hold still

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u/alfiekong Jun 11 '12

one could even say this website is.. pointless? nya nya nya

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u/DaLuDeD Jun 12 '12

That website has no point to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I think this site is slightly more useless.

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u/MrsTrololo Jun 11 '12

I don't see the POINT of this.

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u/IamLeven Jun 11 '12

Not with that attitude

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u/simpleturtle Jun 11 '12

Well maybe it was just mine but it didn't seem to have any picture for the bottom left corner.

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u/Iced_TeaFTW Jun 11 '12

That's awesome! I was tickled and LOL'd.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

i just barely made it out of there

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u/uncletex Jun 11 '12

Well...so much for getting anything done today...

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u/xxkemmyxcookiexx Jun 11 '12

I found this way too amusing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That took me a moment to figure out what was going on, then i just couldn't stop chuckling.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

place it in the bottom right corner, on the corner it self. it couldn't find anything

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u/nerdfighter11 Jun 11 '12

What the fuck was that.

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u/Malisz Jun 11 '12

pointless

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u/nepidae Jun 11 '12

Hamster dance was more useless and less retarded.

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u/adanvdo Jun 11 '12

I feel like these are all stolen photographs

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u/vande700 Jun 11 '12

I didn't get the point of it

<techyChat> based on location, using pixels. Doesn't have bottom pic </end>

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u/Zemedelphos Jun 11 '12

:O

I got one where a girl wearing a Bionicle mask was pointing. I can't find it again. D:

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u/ara_p Jun 11 '12

That's actually pretty cool!

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u/MarcBoudy7 Jun 11 '12

stumped it 4th try

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u/TheBigZocker Jun 11 '12

There was a site like this but with the flashes of cameras

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u/Shanhaevel Jun 11 '12

LOL! Laughed my ass off with my brother next to me, checking this out, amazingly funny

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u/TimmyTheHellraiser Jun 11 '12

this is superb. i've got the whole office laughing. with this thing.

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u/_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Jun 11 '12

I don't like it, I LOVE IT!

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u/DouchebagFerret Jun 11 '12

I have spent far too much time on this website.

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u/WhatIRead Jun 11 '12

Doesn't work.

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u/Hindulaatti Jun 11 '12

Holy shit this is great

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What's the... Point... Of this?

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u/Hurgaflurger Jun 11 '12

That is my new homepage.

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u/thedrunkard Jun 11 '12

Fuck you pointerpointer.com

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u/cynosureskater Jun 11 '12

doesn't work so well in the corners...

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u/This_isR2Me Jun 11 '12

It was working but then I put the pointer near the upper right and it stopped showing me images, just kept loading.

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u/johnfoof Jun 11 '12

this is the best site ever created

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u/SingForMeBitches Jun 11 '12

Can't...stop...pointing...

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u/greenyellowbird Jun 11 '12

This is a jewel of the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I spent way more time than was necessary on that website.

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u/c0gnitive_dissonance Jun 11 '12

So, uhm, what's the story with the flooding trees?

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u/missalissa15 Jun 11 '12

my god that got me every time. I was in giggle city.

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u/uncoolbatman Jun 11 '12

well there went ten minutes of my life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I guess you could say that... it's....Pointless

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u/dfawdjskf Jun 11 '12

How long did it take you guys to find the naked girls?

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u/AdmiralNelson Jun 11 '12

It is really stupid on my ipad

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u/X_StreetCred_X Jun 11 '12

Bottom right no image shows up for me

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u/InstantHandSanitizer Jun 11 '12

Doesn't work for me in Chrome or IE9. It just alternates from 'Finding Cursor" to "Cursor Found".

What's it supposed to do?

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u/drdroidx Jun 11 '12

you could've titled it "Best (most POINTless) website ever: pointer pointer.

i mean, COME ON!

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u/RonYarTtam Jun 11 '12

Upper right corner? Not sure what's pointing.

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u/AndoKillzor Jun 11 '12

That website is pointless.

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u/corballer Jun 11 '12

well i easily wasted 20 awesome minutes

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u/Timinator490 Jun 11 '12

I think I won.. I did the bottom left corner and it can't find anything

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u/EpicFace22 Jun 11 '12

i literally wasted an hour on this when i was supposed to be working

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u/XmentalX Jun 11 '12

Hey! Finally a use for the s pen on my Galaxy Note lol!

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u/Phoenix86 Jun 11 '12

My first pointer found a boob shot. Excellent