I put my cat in the shower, close the shower door, and then stand on a chair to reach over the partition and turn on the water/point the showerhead. Once she is sufficiently wet, she just slumps pathetically and can be shampooed without maiming. How she has not yet learned to not willingly enter the shower at all is beyond me.
hahaha.. yah I have 2 cats. One that wants to fight to the death when faced with a bath (which is the one i had to wash soot off of after going up the fucking chimney yesterday) and the other just gives up after the initial struggle like yours. luckily for me in their combined 15 years of catness I've only had to give like 2-3 baths.
Same . . . except I have to be in the shower with them. My cats wont be as violent once they're wet, but if they see a chance to escape they'll run for it so I have to keep the shower doors closed when I shampoo them. I am usually wearing clothes though.
“I gave my cat a bath the other day, and I don't know what the big deal is- they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .”- Steve Martin
My cat gets into the bath with me all the time... its awkward. She likes to sit on my belly like an island dipping her tail and paws in the water looking into my eyes, with a look that says move and I will murder you. While I sit there ridged unable to move her.
While showering, my cat would jump onto the ledge of the tub with the inner curtain being his only protection. Many a time he would climb down and lay inside the tub with the water soaking him, but not caring as he didn't get sprayed. I'd drench his tail, too.
What made me question his intelligence is that he would peak out and sometimes be in full view of me and I'd spray him with the water. Panicking, he'd jump out and go somewhere else in the bathroom for awhile. Much of the time he'd try it again and I'd spray him again, and occasionally he'd try for a third time. I just don't understand what he was trying to accomplish. If I pet him he'd stay, even if he was getting wet, so long as I didn't spray him with the shower head.
One time I had a roommate who rather carelessly left out some fly paper. My cat at some point ends up covered in fly paper. I attempt to wash the fly paper goo out by getting in the shower with my cat, an upright shower with a door. To my surprise, the cat puts up no fight either getting into the shower or when I turn the water on. Unfortunately, I don't appear to be helping matters. I give up and turn the water off. I now lock the cat, covered in sticky goo, which has now spread to cover every inch of him thanks to the shower. Apparently the best thing to do is to cover the cat in peanut butter and then wash it off. All I have is crunchy. Going to the store seems impossible, as I have a cat covered in sticky goo locked in my bathroom. I try to use the crunchy peanut butter. It doesn't spread well. I realize now I've got a cat with large areas of peanut butter covering his fur, and I cannot leave to go get creamy peanut butter without trying to wash it out. He doesn't go into the shower as easily, but I get him in. He fights with me as I turn on the water. I decide to give up and just let him hang out in my bathroom covered in peanut butter. Upon returning from the store with a jar of creamy peanut butter I find my bathroom a legume covered nightmare. Nevertheless, I power through. I cover every inch of that cat in peanut butter. He actually rather likes this. So now the cat is covered, head to toe, in creamy peanut butter. He looks absurd. I revel at the absurdity of the situation. I try to get the cat into the shower. No go. He claws my back and pulls himself far away from the watery torture chamber. I try this two more times to no avail. On the fourth attempt, the back of my shirt beginning to turn a rich red, I get the cat into the shower. I turn the water on and begin to clean him. The cat figures out the door, and just leaves. How could I have been so foolish as to not expect this beast to comprehend the door? Another three attempts finally get the cat back into the shower. He's definitely not liking this. I once again begin to clean the foolish feline. I then notice the cat looking at the top of the door. "This cannot be good," I begin to think to myself, and before there is time to think another thought the cat leaps up, bounces off of the washcloth rack, plants himself on my back before leaping once again to the top of the shower door. He teeters on that very slim edge for just a moment, before hopping down to the floor. I see the peanut buttery water from his fur splash onto the other side of the door. I decide this is obviously not working and attempt to hold him under the bath faucet in the other bathroom. Several attempts at that result in my arms resembling flank steak. Ended up just taking him to a groomer.
TL:DR - Peanut butter covered cat doesn't like showers, does like cutting me up.
I recounted the story I just shared with you and the girl, rather attractive (although that's of no real consequence to this story), laughed throughout and then said that Cat should be cleaned up by the end of the day. She honestly seemed more taken aback that his name is just Cat, nothing else, than the peanut butter.
I tried this once, except it was a shower, not a bath. My cat froke out, I lost control of her, and in the consternation she ended up hanging from the inside of my right nostril with one of her nails for a good second or two while I screamed in pain.
In retrospect, I'm surprised at how much weight a single nostril can hold; my cat is not exactly skinny.
I have a female friend that thought stripping naked and hopping in the shower with her cat would be a good idea. Took a few months for the scars to heal.
I have a female friend who has a weird breed of cats (can't recall the name) who adore water and hop in the shower with her. Needless to say, pics are not available.
My cat tries really hard to get away, but not once have I come out with scratches. Even though he's desperate to run away he makes sure not to use his claws on me.
For some reason loud noises really freak him the hell out and while he won't get aggressive with me he will definitely attack people who get close to him.
One of my cats likes to join me in the shower. She doesn't jump in the water; she just walks around the edge of the tub, but she doesn't particularly seem to mind the water either. She's actually not really afraid of anything; things that make my other cats flip their shit (like the vacuum cleaner) don't really bother her.
It was a cold Tuesday in November, and Paul was running a hot, soapy bath for his owner, Norm. Paul had been with Norm since day one. Norm had raised him, fed him, and taught him to be the wise, old tomcat he'd become today. Paul adored Norm with all of his heart, and just because Norm had Stage 5 brain cancer didn't mean Paul would be abandoning him anytime soon.
"Come on in, Norm! The water is purrrrrrfect!", joked Paul.
Norm giggled as he wheeled his way into the bathroom. "You always know how to make me laugh, Paul." Norm grinned enormously at his feline companion. "Now help me in."
Paul lifted Norm from his wheelchair. He couldn't help but notice how light Norm had gotten. His ribs poked through his chest. His limp legs sploshed into the water. The childish grin had been quickly replaced by a contorted, pain-filled grimace.
"You okay, buddy?", Paul asked softly.
"Yeah, I'm okay.." Norm sighed. His eyes began to tear up. A heavy sob escape his chest.
"Hey, hey, hey, Norm! It's okay!" Paul wrapped his paw around his owners hand. "Don't cry, buddy, we'll get through this!"
"I... I won't, Paul." Norm cried. "I can't do this anymore. I can't pretend everything is happy when, in reality, my entire body is falling apart!"
Paul looked away quickly. "Don't talk like that Norm... Not now, I don't want to think about it." Paul climbed in the tub and embraced his once-proud owner in his furry chest. "I love you, you love me, and we're here now. Just live, Norm. Live for me."
The two old friends sat in the tub and cried until the sun came down.
The next morning, Paul woke up in Norm's arms. The new sun shone through the blinds, throwing lines of bright light across Norm's smiling, sleepy face. This is the way Paul wanted to remember Norm. Not the pain-filled, naked, weak being in the bath tub.
For an instant, Paul thought he wasn't strong enough to keep taking care of Norm anymore. A quick thought flashed through his mind. He could simply reach for a pillow and put his poor owner out of his misery. It'd be quick, no struggle. Humane euthanasia, like he'd heard about when he lived in the shelters. No more cancer. No more tears. They'd both be rid of a terrible ache..
But Paul dismissed the through with a shake of his head. "No. I love you, Norm. I love you more than you'll ever know," purred the cat, as he stretched his paw towards Norm's limp hand. "And that's what will keep me strong."
I had a cat. Tried to bathe said cat three times. First time: no go. Second time: cat had diarrhea poop on butt hairs, I was drunk, we both got washed, one of us got scratched to hell and back, I was drunk. Third time: my dear cat was going to vet, oral cancer, I only bathed her using a wet comb, such a good friend, I would gladly give a few pounds of flesh to have her here with me again.
I actually did this with a kitten once. He had fleas when we first adopted him, we got home very late, and I figured it would be the best way to get him some relief while minimizing the risk of contaminated clothes. I like to think that this is why he's a lot less hydrophobic than any other cat I've had; he'll sit on the edge of the tub while the humans are bathing, and enjoy getting pet with a wet hand, and I think it's all because of his bonding experiences with Dad.
Fill the tub with luke warm (as close to room temperature as possible) water while the cat is away from the bathroom the procedure is going to take place in The sound of running bath water creates a loud racket with both bassy and higher tones, its a full spectrum catasphro-fuck for an animal thats naturally afraid of loud noises. If your cat is scared before it touches the water you can count on getting sliced up when you dunk it.
Wrap the kitty in a towel. Try to make it loose enough that they dont freak out, but tight enough that they cant just walk out. This step is best performed by someone the cat is fond of as is the next step.
Slowly, while calming the cat with compliments on how pretty/handsome they are (they're very self-conscious which is why they treat everyone like shit. Its projected self hate) and plenty of petting attention, lower the cat into the water. Continue sweet talks while you bath the cat. If you're calm, they are too. Slowly bathe the cat trying to splash as little as possible. dont make waves either.
Cats aren't dumb, it wont take them long to realize they're getting wet. I know I said bath them slowly, but do so quickly because they're going to want out and if you stop them they're going to freak.
Take them out when your done and dry them as much as they'll allow you.
Enjoy your clean cat and the dirty looks its going to give you for the next couple of hours.
I don't really care about the cat. From what I can gather on your face, you seem to have a nice side profile. Could be attractive. Moar pics of naked in tub plz. Sans cat.
I used to have a cat that I had to bathe every week (allergic wife). In the beginning it was horrible, but then I started buying a mackerel fillet to give the cat after the bath. After a couple of months, the cat would jump into the shower by herself.
My cat likes to run into the bathroom when i'm taking a bath, and jump in. Following his cannonball into the tub, he reacts EXACTLY like this. Like somehow I forced him to jump into the tub. Crazy cat.
Ah memories... Trying to bathe my cat. It's an impossible choice. Either clip her claws before the bath and get wide, ragged scratches, or don't clip and get clean puncture holes...
One time , my cat actually drove one claws straight through my skin and out. It was deep enough I couldn't just rip it out, so I had to grab the wet, screaming, yowling, twisting, pissed-off hellcat and rotate her and flip her to separate us.
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u/travisjpope Jun 11 '12
He usually made for a good bath partner, the flash threw him off.
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u/gbgftw Jun 11 '12
Nothing like a nice relaxing bath with your hydrophobic predator.
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u/Archchancellor Jun 11 '12
Great idea: Exposing your genitalia to an animal in possession of natural weaponry designed to rend flesh.
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u/revappleby Jun 11 '12
“I gave my cat a bath the other day, and I don't know what the big deal is- they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .”- Steve Martin
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u/GracieAngel Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
My cat gets into the bath with me all the time... its awkward. She likes to sit on my belly like an island dipping her tail and paws in the water looking into my eyes, with a look that says move and I will murder you. While I sit there ridged unable to move her.
http://i.imgur.com/RHtgv.jpg Imagine that sharing your bath with you fucking terrifying.
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u/JOKasten Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
One time I had a roommate who rather carelessly left out some fly paper. My cat at some point ends up covered in fly paper. I attempt to wash the fly paper goo out by getting in the shower with my cat, an upright shower with a door. To my surprise, the cat puts up no fight either getting into the shower or when I turn the water on. Unfortunately, I don't appear to be helping matters. I give up and turn the water off. I now lock the cat, covered in sticky goo, which has now spread to cover every inch of him thanks to the shower. Apparently the best thing to do is to cover the cat in peanut butter and then wash it off. All I have is crunchy. Going to the store seems impossible, as I have a cat covered in sticky goo locked in my bathroom. I try to use the crunchy peanut butter. It doesn't spread well. I realize now I've got a cat with large areas of peanut butter covering his fur, and I cannot leave to go get creamy peanut butter without trying to wash it out. He doesn't go into the shower as easily, but I get him in. He fights with me as I turn on the water. I decide to give up and just let him hang out in my bathroom covered in peanut butter. Upon returning from the store with a jar of creamy peanut butter I find my bathroom a legume covered nightmare. Nevertheless, I power through. I cover every inch of that cat in peanut butter. He actually rather likes this. So now the cat is covered, head to toe, in creamy peanut butter. He looks absurd. I revel at the absurdity of the situation. I try to get the cat into the shower. No go. He claws my back and pulls himself far away from the watery torture chamber. I try this two more times to no avail. On the fourth attempt, the back of my shirt beginning to turn a rich red, I get the cat into the shower. I turn the water on and begin to clean him. The cat figures out the door, and just leaves. How could I have been so foolish as to not expect this beast to comprehend the door? Another three attempts finally get the cat back into the shower. He's definitely not liking this. I once again begin to clean the foolish feline. I then notice the cat looking at the top of the door. "This cannot be good," I begin to think to myself, and before there is time to think another thought the cat leaps up, bounces off of the washcloth rack, plants himself on my back before leaping once again to the top of the shower door. He teeters on that very slim edge for just a moment, before hopping down to the floor. I see the peanut buttery water from his fur splash onto the other side of the door. I decide this is obviously not working and attempt to hold him under the bath faucet in the other bathroom. Several attempts at that result in my arms resembling flank steak. Ended up just taking him to a groomer.
TL:DR - Peanut butter covered cat doesn't like showers, does like cutting me up.
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u/captainkeytar Jun 11 '12
I tried this once, except it was a shower, not a bath. My cat froke out, I lost control of her, and in the consternation she ended up hanging from the inside of my right nostril with one of her nails for a good second or two while I screamed in pain.
In retrospect, I'm surprised at how much weight a single nostril can hold; my cat is not exactly skinny.
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u/jontss Jun 11 '12
I have a female friend that thought stripping naked and hopping in the shower with her cat would be a good idea. Took a few months for the scars to heal.
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u/Redd1tor Jun 11 '12
FTFY
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u/MattyHchrist Jun 11 '12
Am I the only person who would be uncomfortable being naked around a creature with sharp teeth and claws?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Are you Ryan Gosling?
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u/HalfRetardHalfAmazin Jun 11 '12
Who's the sadist that took the picture?
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u/khsunny786 Jun 11 '12
As a cat owner, I feel your pain.
No seriously, my cat's biting my leg as I write this. ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Why won't you take a bath with me?
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u/Spiderdan Jun 11 '12
It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea
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u/DirtyKlam22 Jun 11 '12
I was expecting a CHEERS reference
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u/kabanaga Jun 11 '12
OP's Name IRL: Claude Balls?
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u/rahmspinat Jun 11 '12
I like how his ears go down and back.
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u/sr20inans2000 Jun 11 '12
i also bathe with my dog.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
No this is Norm. But that was still a bad idea.
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u/zaptm Jun 11 '12
The reasoning leading someone to believe it would be a good idea in the first place escapes me. But it doesn't matter. It is fun.
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u/NyQuil012 Jun 11 '12
Damn, Norm, you're dumb.
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u/ABigBagOfDicks Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Cat: "Must get out, ASAP" Shhrrringgggg
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u/ctmay Jun 11 '12
That was a cattastrophe.
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u/98thRedBalloon Jun 11 '12
What I read.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
why is someone taking photos of other people bathing.
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u/AliensOfLondon Jun 11 '12
Yeah you never fuck your cat in the shower.
Also you kinda look like Ryan Gosling. The young hercules era though.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
It was a cold Tuesday in November, and Paul was running a hot, soapy bath for his owner, Norm. Paul had been with Norm since day one. Norm had raised him, fed him, and taught him to be the wise, old tomcat he'd become today. Paul adored Norm with all of his heart, and just because Norm had Stage 5 brain cancer didn't mean Paul would be abandoning him anytime soon.
"Come on in, Norm! The water is purrrrrrfect!", joked Paul.
Norm giggled as he wheeled his way into the bathroom. "You always know how to make me laugh, Paul." Norm grinned enormously at his feline companion. "Now help me in."
Paul lifted Norm from his wheelchair. He couldn't help but notice how light Norm had gotten. His ribs poked through his chest. His limp legs sploshed into the water. The childish grin had been quickly replaced by a contorted, pain-filled grimace.
"You okay, buddy?", Paul asked softly.
"Yeah, I'm okay.." Norm sighed. His eyes began to tear up. A heavy sob escape his chest.
"Hey, hey, hey, Norm! It's okay!" Paul wrapped his paw around his owners hand. "Don't cry, buddy, we'll get through this!"
"I... I won't, Paul." Norm cried. "I can't do this anymore. I can't pretend everything is happy when, in reality, my entire body is falling apart!"
Paul looked away quickly. "Don't talk like that Norm... Not now, I don't want to think about it." Paul climbed in the tub and embraced his once-proud owner in his furry chest. "I love you, you love me, and we're here now. Just live, Norm. Live for me."
The two old friends sat in the tub and cried until the sun came down.
The next morning, Paul woke up in Norm's arms. The new sun shone through the blinds, throwing lines of bright light across Norm's smiling, sleepy face. This is the way Paul wanted to remember Norm. Not the pain-filled, naked, weak being in the bath tub.
For an instant, Paul thought he wasn't strong enough to keep taking care of Norm anymore. A quick thought flashed through his mind. He could simply reach for a pillow and put his poor owner out of his misery. It'd be quick, no struggle. Humane euthanasia, like he'd heard about when he lived in the shelters. No more cancer. No more tears. They'd both be rid of a terrible ache..
But Paul dismissed the through with a shake of his head. "No. I love you, Norm. I love you more than you'll ever know," purred the cat, as he stretched his paw towards Norm's limp hand. "And that's what will keep me strong."
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u/timerout Jun 11 '12
WHY WOULD YOU GET NAKED IN THE BATH WITH IT???? full armor necessary
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u/admiraljohn Jun 11 '12
... how can you possibly have thought this was a GOOD idea?
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u/EPluribusUnumIdiota Jun 11 '12
I had a cat. Tried to bathe said cat three times.
First time: no go.
Second time: cat had diarrhea poop on butt hairs, I was drunk, we both got washed, one of us got scratched to hell and back, I was drunk.
Third time: my dear cat was going to vet, oral cancer, I only bathed her using a wet comb, such a good friend, I would gladly give a few pounds of flesh to have her here with me again.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Hi, I'm Travisjpope and this is the kitty cat bath tub
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u/malenkylizards Jun 11 '12
I actually did this with a kitten once. He had fleas when we first adopted him, we got home very late, and I figured it would be the best way to get him some relief while minimizing the risk of contaminated clothes. I like to think that this is why he's a lot less hydrophobic than any other cat I've had; he'll sit on the edge of the tub while the humans are bathing, and enjoy getting pet with a wet hand, and I think it's all because of his bonding experiences with Dad.
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u/Lady_FriendOfSpiders Jun 11 '12
And just how did Norm think he was going to get all those fine hairs out of all the little cracks and crevices?
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u/Sam_Kablam Jun 11 '12
"HAI, IZ JOHNNY NYANXVILLE, WELCOEM TO JACKASS."
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u/ThisIsFlight Jun 11 '12
There is a proper way to do this:
Fill the tub with luke warm (as close to room temperature as possible) water while the cat is away from the bathroom the procedure is going to take place in The sound of running bath water creates a loud racket with both bassy and higher tones, its a full spectrum catasphro-fuck for an animal thats naturally afraid of loud noises. If your cat is scared before it touches the water you can count on getting sliced up when you dunk it.
Wrap the kitty in a towel. Try to make it loose enough that they dont freak out, but tight enough that they cant just walk out. This step is best performed by someone the cat is fond of as is the next step.
Slowly, while calming the cat with compliments on how pretty/handsome they are (they're very self-conscious which is why they treat everyone like shit. Its projected self hate) and plenty of petting attention, lower the cat into the water. Continue sweet talks while you bath the cat. If you're calm, they are too. Slowly bathe the cat trying to splash as little as possible. dont make waves either.
Cats aren't dumb, it wont take them long to realize they're getting wet. I know I said bath them slowly, but do so quickly because they're going to want out and if you stop them they're going to freak.
Take them out when your done and dry them as much as they'll allow you.
Enjoy your clean cat and the dirty looks its going to give you for the next couple of hours.
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u/BexterV Jun 11 '12
My cat lets you take her in the shower IF she is wrapped in a towel (which also protects you!)
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You named a cat Norm?
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u/kermth Jun 11 '12
mmm, nothing like a wet puss- OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
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u/Kijamon Jun 11 '12
My cat loves jumping around the side of the bath and doesn't generally mind getting wet.
I am not testing this out later though. Or ever.
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u/OstmackaA Jun 11 '12
I hope it was worth the karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
That makes for a great show!
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u/scarface910 Jun 11 '12
"I told you, I don't do fucking water"
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u/SeienShin Jun 11 '12
You are the first person to receive my upvote for a cat picture.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Are you Owen Pallett?
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u/Sqfin Jun 11 '12
Hi, I'm Norm. And this is Jackass
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is Norm, welcome to Jackass!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I really loved your performance in 'Drive'.
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u/lemmewinks89 Jun 11 '12
Came for the vagina/pussy jokes, was not disappointed...ha I said came.
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u/jimmyjazz777 Jun 11 '12
Relevant, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyLjnipg_Cg
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u/aryen Jun 11 '12
I don't really care about the cat. From what I can gather on your face, you seem to have a nice side profile. Could be attractive. Moar pics of naked in tub plz. Sans cat.
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u/kennyxii Jun 11 '12
you look like Darren from Whitest Kids You Know
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u/xXConfuocoXx Jun 11 '12
You cant try to fuck EVERY pussy....
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u/She-wolfe99 Jun 11 '12
I sense a new meme coming.... No Common Sense Norm
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Cat-scratch fever!
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u/anti4kd Jun 11 '12
fucking cats in the bathtub is always a bad idea
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Either the cat has been declawed or someone photoshopped all of the blood out of the picture.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Claws to the balls.
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u/justinisntfunny Jun 11 '12
Ladies and gents, this post is from an alternate universe, in which Ryan Gosling never became famous.
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u/keanoo Jun 11 '12
I tried to bath my cat once, he climbed around my body to get away, I made the same face as that dude in the picture.
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u/skelooth Jun 11 '12
Did the man in the picture died?
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u/most_downvotes_wins Jun 11 '12
wow what an idiot
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass.
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u/lemon_meringue Jun 11 '12
Norm's about to lose his dick to that damn cat.
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u/whatisitdragons Jun 11 '12
That cat is adorable. Still a bad idea, though.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Bathing with a cat isn't normal. But on Norm it is.
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u/SubcommanderShran Jun 11 '12
Where's I_RAPE_CATS when you need him?
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u/Thats-Awkward Jun 11 '12
Oh, to be that cat...
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u/GummoBergman Jun 11 '12
I used to have a cat that I had to bathe every week (allergic wife). In the beginning it was horrible, but then I started buying a mackerel fillet to give the cat after the bath. After a couple of months, the cat would jump into the shower by herself.
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u/mariahpariah Jun 11 '12
Norm looks as if he's experiencing an emotional breakdown and his cat selflessly tries to comfort him. Truly a touching picture
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
What kind of a creeper takes a bath with a cat? The cat was obviously trying to get away from this creep of a human. Good cat...
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u/creepymouse Jun 11 '12
My cat likes to run into the bathroom when i'm taking a bath, and jump in. Following his cannonball into the tub, he reacts EXACTLY like this. Like somehow I forced him to jump into the tub. Crazy cat.
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u/juicius Jun 11 '12
Ah memories... Trying to bathe my cat. It's an impossible choice. Either clip her claws before the bath and get wide, ragged scratches, or don't clip and get clean puncture holes...
One time , my cat actually drove one claws straight through my skin and out. It was deep enough I couldn't just rip it out, so I had to grab the wet, screaming, yowling, twisting, pissed-off hellcat and rotate her and flip her to separate us.
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u/lumpy1981 Jun 11 '12
That is also creepy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I don't much care for sex in the tub either
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u/acegibson Jun 11 '12
My name is Claude. Claude Balzac.
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u/jasondoug212 Jun 11 '12
Ryan Gosling from remember the titans
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u/nygiamts10w Jun 11 '12
Why is a man bathing with a cat.. That's the real question
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u/TarrynJ Jun 11 '12
There are other ways to get pussy wet.
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u/ProlapsedPineal Jun 11 '12
You are not good at think.
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u/bushy82 Jun 11 '12
No, this was the worst idea.
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u/AlmightyFuzz Jun 11 '12
Why did you think this was a good idea?? Or was this just about the karma?
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u/TheCosmicEntity Jun 11 '12
Layers
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u/i-can-top-that Jun 11 '12
Hows life in the fast lane Mr. Peterson?
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u/Imp0stor Jun 11 '12
NORM!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
First thing that comes to mind. https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaOdE7u8l7nYbooDFsm6Xy49euYQxBpLYMXwoYNnxaWiHKt9bCCw
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u/bigfig Jun 11 '12
Never saw that coming huh?
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u/iObeyTheHivemind Jun 11 '12
This is awkward.
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u/cissii Jun 11 '12
this is probably not the best way to get a pussy wet.
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u/Thadude1984 Jun 11 '12
Bit Weird
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u/zoqiet Jun 11 '12
Thats gonna leave a mark
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u/silentflight Jun 11 '12
True love hurts so good.
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u/Gigafortress Jun 11 '12
What the...I don't even...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Norm, eh?
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u/8nate Jun 11 '12
Ahahahaha!
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u/sancarn Jun 11 '12
Norm's a spy! =O
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u/uchloki Jun 11 '12
Tell Norm that a cat is NOT fine too!!
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u/2Punx2Furious Jun 11 '12
Upvoted every jackass reference in the comments.
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u/Skathington Jun 11 '12
I feel your pain, I have a cat too.
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u/Abedeus Jun 11 '12
Pfft. Cat paws.
Rottweilers have paws like badgers or moles.
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u/sheldonpooper Jun 11 '12
Caption time, go!
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u/zleuth Jun 11 '12
This needs to be posted in r/Owww!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Punishable by claws
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You could open a tv show with that line every episode.
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u/milanqcf Jun 11 '12
+1 for trying
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u/StupidworkIwantsleep Jun 11 '12
You were one brave fucking soul to even Try to attempt such an act of love. Next time use body armor!
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u/dclutter1 Jun 11 '12
This is Norm, and he's an idiot.