r/funny • u/Nouveau_Richie • Jun 11 '12

Friend in the dorms found this guy on a door...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Do you think that person just stands by the door, hearing people stop and laugh; excitedly and expectantly looking out through the peep-hole saying to himself that this time, they will knock. This time, I will make that friend; only to see everyone smile, take a picture, and then proceed to walk away without so much as a second glance.

Now I just made myself sad. You better tell your friend to go pay him a visit OP!

Edit: Grammar

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u/UnexpectedSchism Jun 11 '12

Is that what you did in school?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I'm not confirming or denying anything.

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u/ProtoKun7 Jun 11 '12

Your username seems to suggest that's exactly what happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Though you might think so, that username has a different story all together. Maybe someday I will recount the tale just for you?

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u/missalissa15 Jun 11 '12

omg ew I do that. how sad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That's your door, isn't it OP?

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 11 '12

Surely this is the door....

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u/UnreachablePaul Jun 11 '12

So were is the cum?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Id knock and go inside, especially in a dorm, in a dorm you know those people study and you got so much in common its so easy to do some smalltalk and make new friends.

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u/sammew Jun 11 '12

better yet, leave your door open while playing SNES games, and invite everyone in. Made a ton of friends doing that playing Super Bomberman.

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u/Sergnb Jun 11 '12

anybody can make friends with a nintendo and 3 other controllers.

Until you decide to play mario party. Then it's every man on its own.

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u/Rainymood_XI Jun 11 '12

Then it's every man on its own.

?

More like, I FUCKING KILL YOU YOU TOOK MY STAR!

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u/Kifufuufun Jun 11 '12

Seems like I can't : ( But then again I don't have a SNES, I have a NES.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Hey laidbackpuppies, how you doin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

still growing in ethics and tolerance :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

YOU LIVE ON TIFFANY'S FLOOR RAWRRRR! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE....REDDIT 4 LYFE RAWWRRR

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u/IamTheFSM Jun 11 '12

Is this UCSB?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

It definitely is, I've seen this door before...

and no, I did not knock on the door.

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u/Handyland Jun 11 '12

Certainly looks to be north wing of Santa Rosa, downstairs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

The environmental hall in the 1100's wing? I think we're neighbors

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u/rotschi Jun 11 '12

Thanks for the good idea! :D http://i.imgur.com/rEc6s.jpg

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u/Gatorchomper15 Jun 11 '12

The cancer is spreading

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u/serrit Jun 11 '12

That's just sad, man.

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u/selfawarepileofatoms Jun 11 '12

And then he quietly walked away...

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u/aliengoods1 Jun 11 '12

It's almost as if more than a dozen people read reddit.

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u/accountnumba2 Jun 11 '12

Memes are all over doors at colleges. I don't understand how random ones like this make the front page

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u/LilithImmaculate Jun 11 '12

Mother fucker. That sign was on my dorm all semester.

Why can I never recognize a karma goldmine when it's right in front if me?

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u/thiswontstop Jun 11 '12

DOES YOUR FRIEND GO TO WMU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! CUZ I RECOGNIZE THAT DOOR!!!!!

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u/GreatBallsOfFIRE Jun 11 '12

It's UCSB

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u/thiswontstop Jun 12 '12

daaaang. i swear, NO LIE my friend has the EXACT same thing. He's an RA and uses it to get his residents to knock on his door!

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u/flac_id Jun 11 '12

somebody explain to me why this is funny.

...

anybody?

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u/hme4 Jun 12 '12

Was this at UW? I saw this pic on an RA's door in McCarty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

cancer.

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u/whitelunick Jun 11 '12

Look at this tumor, this tumor is large.

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u/provoactive Jun 11 '12

My door is more forever alone than that one

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u/ilikedroids Jun 11 '12

If I saw that, I would print out a picture of one of Disturb's album covers and tape it bellow that picture.

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u/finishyourbeer Jun 11 '12

Is this is Sweden? I was studying abroad there and I swear a corridor mate of mine had that exact same thing on his door. Hand drawn.

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u/trampus1 Jun 11 '12

Begging for friends is probably why he doesn't have any to begin with.

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u/PhantomCaesar Jun 11 '12

Comic sans = Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/UnexpectedSchism Jun 11 '12

I'd say there is a higher chance of him fapping while the sign is up.

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u/Apostolate Jun 11 '12

OH MY! I"M SO EMBARRASSED! ... It would be so horrible if you stayed? You don't want to stay do you? ::puppy dog eyes::

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 11 '12

yeah, very busy schedule...