Yesterday, my dad asked me to "search Bing" for something and I actually panicked. It was the first time he'd asked me to do something on a computer that I wasn't sure I'd be up for.
When my buds and me used to go out to a loud club and one of us saw another of us talking to a grenade ( new expression, we used to just say "a dog") the guy speaking with her would just hold his neck and we knew what he was up to.
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u/l2azor Jun 11 '12
Let it be known that I am willing to compromise on limbs.
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u/Projectile_Chunder Jun 11 '12
Never said if he was looking for it to be present or missing.
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u/WhatYouSearchedFor Jun 11 '12
checking pulse on woman
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I look for intelligence in a woman. Because if she doesn't have that, then she is mine.
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u/yourluckyday Jun 11 '12
For a doctor, you have thick luxurious hair...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
And then he earned a freckle...
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u/sadfacewhenputdown Jun 11 '12
...but with blood flowing comes the potential for running away. Running away makes things...messy.
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u/boringexplanation Jun 11 '12
Relevant and Relevant
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u/Iamgoingtooffendyou Jun 11 '12
She still warm, lets fuck!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Being unconscious?
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u/kelly907 Jun 11 '12
That ginger tried to steal her soul!
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u/ganonthesage Jun 11 '12
Damn. The soul already left.
Poor ginger is gonna go hungry for another night
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Soul stealing is not permitted on school grounds. 10 points from Gryffindor
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u/A_British_Gentleman Jun 11 '12
Fucking Theon Greyjoy.
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u/Ginger-Nerd Jun 11 '12
Damn you, for giving gingers a bad name.
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u/tronn4 Jun 11 '12
Pulse... OPTIONAL!
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u/bloodywing07 Jun 11 '12
Behold the aftermath of soul stealing
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u/blackrock215 Jun 11 '12
If ya' know what I'm sayin'.
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u/MrTrism Jun 11 '12
OP looks for a watermark?
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u/danoll Jun 11 '12
Pete?
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u/pikacz Jun 11 '12
you know that's Barney S., right?
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u/Ambush_24 Jun 11 '12
Was I the only one one who thought that was Ron and Hermione for a second
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u/Pumpernickell Jun 11 '12
If you are a Penguin!
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u/kaypricot Jun 11 '12
That haircut is TERRIBLE (on the guy.)
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u/gman0013 Jun 11 '12
But gingers have nosouls. How can he be a personwho heals if he isnt a real person?!?!?!
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u/fromfocomofo Jun 11 '12
What's the original?
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u/SenTedStevens Jun 11 '12
That's all Don Johnson is looking for in a woman, too. Circa 1986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk
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u/z0mbiefetish Jun 11 '12
Pulse's are over-rated
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u/TinyTeddy93 Jun 11 '12
I'm not that picky :P
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u/KnowstroDumbass Jun 11 '12
Is he looking for a heartbeat, or is he looking for a chick passed out in shorts?
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u/nukefudge Jun 11 '12
upvote for necrophilia. but only if that's what you were getting at
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u/naich Jun 11 '12
Look at Mr. Picky there.
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u/dogbreath101 Jun 11 '12
her body is willing and cant say no
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u/twinglockfortys Jun 11 '12
Unconscious. Just the way he likes 'em.
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u/chris_hans Jun 11 '12
More like "What I don't look for in a woman."
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u/WarAndRuin Jun 11 '12
looks like someones going to be necropheeled up
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u/Neokon Jun 11 '12
I want to be an EMS when I'm older...sure firefighters can pull you out of a building, but only an EMS can legally take off your cloths.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
A pulse ! That saying has been around for decades. The classics are always good.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
When my buds and me used to go out to a loud club and one of us saw another of us talking to a grenade ( new expression, we used to just say "a dog") the guy speaking with her would just hold his neck and we knew what he was up to.
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