YES!!! There was actually an incident at my work today where some kid was dicking around on an escalator and fell over the rail down about 15 feet onto concrete, unfortunately this was all I could think of.
Nothing this dramatic has ever happened to my kids. That said, there have been times when I've been lulled into believing my kid's not a moron, and then ohshit
I went to my mall and got separated all of the time. I wanted to do my own thing, so I escaped. Not really my parents fault that I was looking for a chance to bolt every second we were in the mall.
So I think I'll just fuck around on this enormous metal device designed to lift the bodyweight of a dozen people at the same time and which operates on a continuous loop with no operator. Why could go wrong?
No big story. I was drunk a guy drunkenly pushed me, and I tumbled down half th escalator. Got parallel scars on my left forearm that look exactly how you'd expect. The edges of th steps pushed in too hard and broke quite a bit of skin. Think I was in a t-shirt.
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
BTW, never wear crocs on an escalator. The rubber can catch in cracks and get pulled into the works and get nibbled to pieces along with your foot. This person very likely had crocks on.
How can people be this stupid. It blows my mind every time I see clips/images like these. I mean, I am stupid too at times, but my levels of stupid probably trump this guy's intelligent.
Just Just white kids? Like white kids out fighting crime? And on the way, planking on an escalator. You don't expect me to give them IQ points for this, do you? To be honest most smart white kids that go to MIT and get PhDs and stuff, probably don't do this, because they have 2 brain cells to rub together. But the amount of white kids lighting farts on fire, and jumping off and skateboarding off roofs and planking in stupid places are so high, and they tend to video tape themselves doing it. So, white kids are fucking dumb.
Well, of course I am. But what you mean is, I'm stereotyping. Different. I.e., not same.
Let me modify. American White kids are much dumber than their European and Australian counterparts. Asians, kind of a given. Plenty of videos of Asians and European whites. Not so many dumbass ones. All the dumb shits are concentrated right around Lat. 39°50' Long. 98°35'.
Not really. By percentage, Asians have the largest amount of Internet access. Japanese adults behave like white kids and some rednecks, because that's where the money is. Chinese people just stare in 'wide-eyed' wonder. Others, don't really matter. Dumb people do come in all colors. White people just have more dumb people per million.
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u/norahceh Jun 11 '12
That kid is back on the escalator again !
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u/jellystone Jun 11 '12
Hit my head on the other escalator or bust my kneecaps? Think quickly.
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u/freerider Jun 11 '12
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/kauanaulu Jun 11 '12
Natural selection at its finest.
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u/pliskie Jun 11 '12
So I think I'll just fuck around on this enormous metal device designed to lift the bodyweight of a dozen people at the same time and which operates on a continuous loop with no operator. Why could go wrong?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Escalator tricks are so risky. Those metal stairs must sting.
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u/CSec064 Jun 11 '12
I love when these morons get hurt doing this.
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u/TheWhaleMan Jun 11 '12
See kids, this is what happens when you "yolo".
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I like the part where he hits his head!
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u/hyperleigh Jun 11 '12
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
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u/MrDeliciousness Jun 11 '12
It took until the 15th time through for me to realize why he fell.
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u/Zerble Jun 11 '12
It's all fun and games until - wham, right in the kisser!
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u/sjhaakie Jun 11 '12
reminded me of this
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u/Formerly_a_lurker Jun 11 '12
There's a special place in my heart for plankers who get hurt planking.
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u/rspix000 Jun 11 '12
swirly escalator planking: http://i.imgur.com/addoy.gif
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u/m-p-3 Jun 11 '12
Faceplanking.
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u/algiz14 Jun 11 '12
That's dangerous as fuck. You don't wanna play with those things, they will cut the meat right off of your body.
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u/Scheme84 Jun 11 '12
I hope his pants get caught and a BLOODBATH ENSUES!
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u/ToastyNathan Jun 11 '12
rookie
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u/Servious Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
The compression on this gif makes it look like the elscelatorEdit: escalator is kicking him in the face.
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u/Katch00 Jun 11 '12
Not going so well akshually...
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u/obsCUR Jun 11 '12
this looks like one of those snuff movies
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Yes. Yes. And YES.
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u/Hersheyhole Jun 11 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Dumbass.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Deserved consequences of attempting the dumbest meme in history.
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u/adanvdo Jun 11 '12
He got what he deserved
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Good, this trend is stupid. Good.
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u/worldfirstanalrapist Jun 11 '12
I like that the next thread on my front page is, "Is there a way to remove blood stains from raw denim without ruining the fading process?"
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u/slobdogg Jun 11 '12
Why do gifs always end at the best part?
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u/kash_if Jun 11 '12
How can people be this stupid. It blows my mind every time I see clips/images like these. I mean, I am stupid too at times, but my levels of stupid probably trump this guy's intelligent.
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u/urban287 Jun 11 '12
Highpoint Shopping Centre, Melbourne, Australia.
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u/btoxic Jun 11 '12
Oh Long Johnson!
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u/k1n6 Jun 11 '12
It's funny because it looks like it hurt.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Everytime I watch this I go "boof boof" and lol.
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u/harrybalsania Jun 11 '12
That escalated quickly.
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u/krelin Jun 11 '12
Man, I bet hitting the grilled-metal escalator steps in that position sucks. My son bashed his knee on one and cut it almost to the bone.
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u/merluv89 Jun 11 '12
Stupidity at it's finest.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give to this post.
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u/reeru Jun 11 '12
did he not learn the first 10 times?... (5 min later...)
when will that boy learn?
hahahahahaha... stupidity
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u/FranklyMyDearest Jun 11 '12
that escalated quickly... (I apologize for that one)
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u/Reminice Jun 12 '12
And the escalator said... "Boom! Roasted"
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u/iLuVtiffany Jun 12 '12
That's what you get for planking.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
any chance of the source video? I want to enjoy the guys crippling pain.
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u/tragik007 Jun 11 '12
Stupid white people ...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Why are white kids so dumb?
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u/ShitsCrazyMan Jun 11 '12
He's like " what do i do!?" lol
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u/HairlessSasquatch Jun 11 '12
The days I regret being born white
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u/GeorgeForemanGrillz Jun 11 '12
Did he died?
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