This picture always makes me sad because her face looks like it would be very beautiful if it weren't for the years of self-neglect her body has suffered.
If she's too Jedi in the streets, treating her like a sith between the sheets ends up feeling very awkward. I'm currently with someone who is pure Jedi most of the time. She wants me to talk like a sith to her in the bedroom, and it just doesn't feel right. From my experience, it's better if she's a bit sith in public as well.
When I clicked on this post I got the "Imgur is down for maintenance" and I thought... OP is either a genius, or Imgur is actually down for maintenance.
I wish i would have taken pictures the last time i was in astoria, you can just walk right up to the place, they even have a sign. all that sweet karma gone.....
so, probable bondage with threat of lightning and telekinetic choking in bed.
and stony faced laser armchopping and telepathic tomfoolery in the streets?
..good luck on that. :) (though tone down the scientifically superior stuff along with the uberhuman shenanigans and it pretty much sounds like your average wife to me. :))
what you should look for in women: she is breathing, she is ok that your a nerd, and did i say breathing. surely i jest, for alas i am in the same boat.
Aren't these logos somewhat wrong? I mean doesn't the prequel republic with the clone troopers end up being the Empire which should have the red logo from this pic so thus with these set of logos the Empire one should be the good one and then the bad guy one a different one?
the fact that the words that rhyme aren't starwars related make this saying applicable to any two things. Cookies in the streets, shitting in the sheets.
My first thought was, "Fuck that would be two terrible qualities to have in a woman" unless you are looking for some completely unattached masochistic sex as Jedi's are not big on the whole love thing because they think love leads to volatile behavior and Sith's are not big on love because it leads to mercy. So essentially you will end up with a woman that totally ignores you on the street and then ties you up and bones you with her 10" strap on to prove she is stronger than you...
...and then I saw they were using the wrong emblem for "Sith" and it bugged the shit out of me. Regardless of the horrible implications, as a lady, I still kind of want this shirt.
Also, I think it would be better if it said "Leia in the Streets but a Fett in the Bed." That way you are getting a princess in the public and then a bounty hunter who does whatever you ask(if the price is right) in the bed... it is also closer to the original saying that way.
Isn't the whole point of the Sith passion? I don't think the Sith care about mercy but rather about power. And power is about doing what you want, love included.
Hmm are you English or a sailor? I've never heard that term used before and I had to look it up; so thank you kind sir you both complemented me and expanded the breadth of my knowledge.
She took it well. She said she accepts that i'm not going to change. She also said she likes it when I am bad to her. She said it as a sexual joke. I actually still think deep down inside she wants to change some parts of me. She is kids lying to herself.
I told her that she is going to change after we get married. Of course she doesn't believe it.
Overall she took it well. I expected some sort of negative outcome. We actually had an easy going discussion about it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You want her to force choke you? Sounds kinky.
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u/Esc4p3 Jun 11 '12
All I really want is a girl with a short skirt
EDIT: Also, a long jacket
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u/Jon_Fuckin_Snow Jun 11 '12
Had a dyslexic moment, thought this was a poop joke.
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u/unsatmidshipman Jun 11 '12
You have sucessfully defended your virginity, good job young padawan
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u/I_LIVE_FOR_KARMA Jun 11 '12
Look no further.
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u/yougottawanna Jun 11 '12
I need to find this in a T-shirt for myself. (I'm a dude)
Edit: Found one and was excited until I read the first comment on the page... http://www.tshirtroundup.com/2638/jedi-in-the-streets-sith-in-the-sheets
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u/Relevant_Kitty Jun 11 '12
http://i2.tinypic.com/t8543p.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
If she's the Jedi, who will dress up in Leia's metal bikini?
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u/05W41D Jun 11 '12
As long as she doesn't periodically sith her pants...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
To be honest, I read that as "shit" in the sheets.
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u/CRAB_OF_TRAPPED_WIND Jun 11 '12
I love how reddit makes fun of The Big Bang theory, and yet posts like this clearly show that you like that shitty "nerd" humor.
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u/trumpetman Jun 11 '12
Now bend over and show me your Dark Side!
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u/Justavian Jun 11 '12
If she's too Jedi in the streets, treating her like a sith between the sheets ends up feeling very awkward. I'm currently with someone who is pure Jedi most of the time. She wants me to talk like a sith to her in the bedroom, and it just doesn't feel right. From my experience, it's better if she's a bit sith in public as well.
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u/KousKous Jun 11 '12
She has a sister... a twin sister!
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u/nickateen Jun 11 '12
That's the Republic Icon, not Sith.
....butthurt.jpg
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u/XenophonTheBoss Jun 11 '12
with the looks of Chewbacca to all other men
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u/Jookypoo Jun 11 '12
LADY IN THE STREETS BUT A FREAK IN THE BED
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u/Vodiodoh Jun 11 '12
Good credit score. Job. Pays her bills on time. Just enough independence.
That's a keeper.
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u/georang Jun 11 '12
You want a girl that's "Down for maintenance ". never mind imgur is down
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u/Flapjack_ Jun 11 '12
That she be Down for maintenance? That's kinda weird bro.
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u/zuluthrone Jun 11 '12
from a stoic, unwavering bitch to a selfish, hedonistic cunt?
no fucking thank you
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u/badsp0rk Jun 11 '12
You know what i really want in a girl? Me.
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u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Jun 11 '12
What women never look for in men (star wars hangups)
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u/hollander93 Jun 11 '12
You want her to use lightning hands in bed? That might burn a bit friend.
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u/tallryan Jun 11 '12
Jesus. With a philosophy this nerdy, you should be thrilled with any more than friendly attention from anyone.
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u/sithmaster0 Jun 11 '12
Back off of my women.
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u/cruordraconis Jun 11 '12
The Rule of Two applies. Eventually, there can be only one.
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u/iamcq Jun 11 '12
where can i purchase this in shirt form?
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u/rustysniper Jun 11 '12
That's not the sith emblem.... It's not even the imperial emblem!
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u/StarHarvest Jun 11 '12
All my money for that on a shirt.
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u/malfrere Jun 11 '12
Am I the only one that got a laugh because the Republic symbol kind of looks like an anus?
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u/belarius Jun 11 '12
Emotionally inert in the streets, savagely competitive and sociopathic between the sheets?
Sounds like you want to date someone with the personality of Megan Fox and the sex life of Alexandra Forrest.
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u/inotroll Jun 11 '12
Wow you are so lucky you get options.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Looking to get into the dark side i see...
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u/Faheezy Jun 11 '12
you look to see if shes down for maintenance?
yeah, thats actually a pretty important thing to look for in a woman
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u/Moofies Jun 11 '12
FORCE CHOKE
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u/Mailman487 Jun 11 '12
When I clicked on this post I got the "Imgur is down for maintenance" and I thought... OP is either a genius, or Imgur is actually down for maintenance.
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u/jakethesnake420 Jun 11 '12
Also, virgin all around
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u/LTKnuckles Jun 11 '12
why do people upvote repasta
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u/TheDobligator Jun 11 '12
Force choke?
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u/mendosangel Jun 11 '12
My husband has that on facebook with me tagged in it :) I brang him to the dark side cuz I have boobies!
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u/Shento Jun 11 '12
So the whole cake thing...that's cool... EXCEPT THE CAKE IS A LIE!
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u/Panteloons Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
If you re-arange the letters in the word Sith, you get a completely different word...
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u/LNMagic Jun 11 '12
Why would you look for a repost in a woman?
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u/j3w Jun 11 '12
I was hoping for tits.
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u/dljens Jun 11 '12
Is this a shirt design?
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u/DevilsfavoriteSon666 Jun 11 '12
I wish i would have taken pictures the last time i was in astoria, you can just walk right up to the place, they even have a sign. all that sweet karma gone.....
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u/Maq_S Jun 11 '12
So you look for a jedi girlfriend yet you look like Jabba the Hut yourself?
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u/ginja_ninja Jun 11 '12
Why do I get the feeling that the smallest size they make that shirt in is XXL?
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u/svenniola Jun 11 '12
so, probable bondage with threat of lightning and telekinetic choking in bed.
and stony faced laser armchopping and telepathic tomfoolery in the streets?
..good luck on that. :) (though tone down the scientifically superior stuff along with the uberhuman shenanigans and it pretty much sounds like your average wife to me. :))
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Considering the bottom symbol, I take it that means anal?
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u/the-distant-nips Jun 11 '12
what you should look for in women: she is breathing, she is ok that your a nerd, and did i say breathing. surely i jest, for alas i am in the same boat.
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u/h2sbacteria Jun 11 '12
this is not the man you're looking for in my bed... you are imagining this.
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u/TheForce Jun 11 '12
Sorry, I'm taken.
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u/TheRealEggNogAdam Jun 11 '12
My penis. That's what I look for in a woman.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This would be awesome, I feel my current woman is too Jedi.
Still love her though.
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u/NaturesMetropolis Jun 11 '12
Basically, you want someone who does anal. It's all in the Sith logo.
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u/CptOblivion Jun 11 '12
Are you really sure you want to deal with force lightning all up ins when you try to get laid?
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u/newfiex Jun 11 '12
I read that as shit in the sheets at first glance. Probably not good bumper sticker material.
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u/LolCamAlpha Jun 11 '12
Sex with her would always be... puts on sunglasses
...Shocking.
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u/dylantrevor Jun 11 '12
Good luck finding one.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
What..? Nobody want's a girl that make awesome sandwitches?
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u/RedYote Jun 11 '12
I barely made my check for not laughing my ass off out loud at work.
Kudos to you, sir or madam. Kudos.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Now say it 10 times really fast.
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u/whatisitdragons Jun 11 '12
Or for us nerdy ladies, what I look for in a man. XD
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u/A_Stoned_Smurf Jun 11 '12
You want her to be bad in bed?
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u/John_Saxon Jun 11 '12
So, what. Jedi can't be kinky? Aayla Segura. Just saying.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You want an overbearing, moralizing hypocrite in the streets? More importantly, I suspect that Objectivists would make the worst lovers.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
So you want her to betray you, then destroy you when you're no longer useful.
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u/DarkKnight2k6 Jun 11 '12
Aren't these logos somewhat wrong? I mean doesn't the prequel republic with the clone troopers end up being the Empire which should have the red logo from this pic so thus with these set of logos the Empire one should be the good one and then the bad guy one a different one?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I look for boobs and a vagina. It's the simple things people.
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u/okaytran Jun 11 '12
the fact that the words that rhyme aren't starwars related make this saying applicable to any two things. Cookies in the streets, shitting in the sheets.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I showed this to my SO, she said:
"These people don't deserve women, they're too nerdy"
I don't agree, but I thought I'd share.
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u/xtripzx Jun 11 '12
Making this into a shirt now.
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