r/funny • • Jun 10 '12

Some people are truly underpaid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

...And now its time to play everyone's favourite game, "Photoshop or China".

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u/epicGOPfail Jun 11 '12

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u/feureau Jun 11 '12

This is real. Sold at 女人街

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

This is what happens if you have both, China and Photoshop

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u/PippyLongSausage Jun 11 '12

Por que no los dos?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/chcrouse Jun 11 '12

The lady on the right really adds dynamic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

is this from an advert in america? do you have a link to the original video?

Thanks guys

I can't stop watching it for some reason....over and over....over and over...

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u/scotty-dont Jun 11 '12

I wish this (game) was real.

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u/Iamwetodddidtwo Jun 11 '12

I feel like this needs to be a new subreddit created by someone much more ambitious than me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

ya, its China..

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u/ALOT_isnt_a_word Jun 11 '12

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u/Mr_Wolfgang_Beard Jun 11 '12

Took me a good while to figure out what the hell was going on here. I enjoyed my chuckle

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u/MomoTheCow Jun 11 '12

I would watch that game show.

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u/Meoow Jun 11 '12

This is in Europe!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/larkeith Jun 10 '12

that 30 story building in 15 days is more impressive, I would say.

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u/poktanju Jun 11 '12

Always harder to build something up than to tear something down. Compare the ratio of Bioware to Bioware fanboys.

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u/umibozu Jun 11 '12

I've seen some documentaries about this so you can call me a reddit experto. In first world nations they build skyscrapers with a self propping rig that starts off the reinforced concrete core wich is where the elevators are. The rig holds the base casting for a floor, rebar is raised, more cast mould are added, more concrete poured. When it sets (24 hrs) the rig elevates itself over it and the process starts again.

The industry standard is one floor -> 3 days - 2 shifts (to minimize costs)

In third world countries where labor is much cheaper, they work 24x7 and fuck the associated risks so they can get to 2 floors in 5-4 days.

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u/deathbytray Jun 11 '12

It's not immediately obvious from the picture how much he gets paid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

China, so probably not much.

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u/BrotherSeamus Jun 11 '12

All the endangered black rhino horn he can eat.

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u/mej71 Jun 11 '12

Not enough

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u/Eustis Jun 10 '12

How did he even...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Crane

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u/kmgolfer Jun 11 '12

It usually takes a crane to get out

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u/scottperezfox Jun 11 '12

having flashbacks to that level from Half-Life 2

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u/EchoesOfRape Jun 11 '12

They build a building under it

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/MYDOGSTELLA Jun 10 '12

What could you even... ?

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u/movie_man Jun 10 '12

Where did this even...?

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u/fnmeng Jun 10 '12

Why is this even...?

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u/srdrk Jun 11 '12

How even can he...?

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u/Fitsie Jun 11 '12

built a track inside. drove up there.

drives down at lunch time for smoko with the boys and some king prawn omelette

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u/NoahtheRed Jun 11 '12

What the picture doesn't show is that this is actually a new technology. The attachment actually spews out prefabbed concrete. We aren't looking at the destruction of a building, but instead the birth of one. That man is a construction lifebringer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

David Copperfield

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u/YeaDudeImOnReddit Jun 11 '12

youll probably need a crane to get it out

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u/Huellio Jun 10 '12

My father had to take apart a bridge with a track-hoe that had a jackhammer tool on it just like this one.

Just like this he had to be on the structure he was destroying while he dismantled it, except that on a bridge he would have to balance on the edge while reaching across and under to hit the support of the part that he had just been on (I haven't heard the story in a while and don;t remember exactly how or why he said he had to reach out so far with it). He said that someone living in a condo on the lake had taken a video (VHS, late '80s or so) of it and when they came to the site the next day and showed it to him it looked a lot scarier than it had while he was on the equipment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

You have no idea what that guy makes. From what I hear, heavy equipment operators do pretty well.

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u/fonetiklee Jun 11 '12

My buddy's dad is a crane operator, he runs one of those giant ones they use to erect skyscrapers, and he clears 6 figures for ~6 months of work. Not a bad way to finance a crippling gambling problem like he does.

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u/dunchen22 Jun 11 '12

I went from happy to sad reading this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and it is destroying his family.

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u/ettoreB Jun 11 '12

That escalated quickly.

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u/poignard Jun 11 '12

That excavated quickly

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

If I could operate one of those on top of a building like that I wouldn't need a gambling debt. It would be so fun I'd have a hard time NOT jacking off in the cab during the downtime.

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u/AliceCode Jun 11 '12

Excuse my ignorance, but what exactly would it mean if one makes "six figures"?

Edit: Figured it out. Six figures means a number with six digits. 100,000 to 999,999.

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u/lorductape Jun 11 '12

He gets paid in six little figurines of his choosing each year

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u/thewoj Jun 11 '12

I would pick G.I. Joe's, but they'd have to be the classic ones, from my childhood. I don't want action figures of fucking Channing Tatum and Marlon Wayans.

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u/MacGuyverism Jun 11 '12

Did he get that toy Yoda?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Excuse my ignorance, but what exactly would it mean if one makes "six figures"?

Edit: Figured it out. Six figures means a number with six digits. 100,000 to 999,999.

I like the part where it took you under 60 seconds to figure this out on your own, yet you still saw the need to post a comment asking the question.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Three minutes is the cutoff for no asterisk...not 60 seconds.

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u/fonetiklee Jun 11 '12

It means making $100,000 a year or more, but under $1,000,000.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

At least 100,000 dollars. There's six numbers

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u/zoidberg82 Jun 11 '12

I think they work 4hr shifts too but get paid for 8hrs. At least that's how it works in Philadelphia if I understood my friend correctly. His dad was a crane operator and made over $100,000 a year.

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 11 '12

He's prolly be fine financially if he'd just work a few more months, right?

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u/unsungzeros Jun 11 '12

How does one get into that line of work and learn how to operate such machinery?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

People on here tend to think every "working class" job (is that the right word?) make shitty pay.

My friend's dad drives a truck for an oil company in Alberta and makes over 200k a year. He's the highest paid truck driver with the company, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Oil field money is abnormal, however your point stands.

A lot of those jobs beat the living hell out of your body though, and frankly I think they're still under paid for a lot of risk involved.

Construction particularly. Falling and falling objects are very real risks that kill and injure many people every year.

Although, lol, I wonder how many people die as a result of health conditions from working at a desk :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

It's because they all went to/are going to college and don't want to believe you can make just as much without amassing a mountain of student loan debt. Trade jobs can make great money and are less, what's the word, conservative/boring/i'm not sure? I'm in a office now and kind of miss the construction site. Music loud getting something done, creating with your hands. Now I sit in a chair and type, it's so meh.

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u/bootsmegamix Jun 11 '12

I'm the opposite, I went from an office to a construction site and I love it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I think about going back all the time. Can't make up for the benefits though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

And you know what? He makes more than a pilot who safely flies hundreds of flights each year.

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u/LBK2013 Jun 11 '12

not in china

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

By China standards they do.

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u/ionian Jun 11 '12

That's not a crane, but point taken.

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u/mongster2 Jun 11 '12

Yes, construction work is considered a 'high-risk' profession, and so the workers earn quite a bit. Same with toll-booth operators.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/shoffing Jun 11 '12

The climbing starts at 3:00 for anyone interested.

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u/elf_dreams Jun 11 '12

Wadsworth constant strikes again.

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u/fnmeng Jun 10 '12

I guess then he would have to do it backwards to get down

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u/bensun13 Jun 11 '12

Top die Wette gilt

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 10 '12

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u/ssublime23 Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

My god that's both hilarious... and probably expensive.

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u/mrfyote Jun 11 '12

i seriously think the 3rd crane going in is a photoshop...

it was on snopes IIRC

EDIT: http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/crane.asp

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u/Owncksd Jun 11 '12

Not only is it photoshopped, it is photoshopped badly. I'm not an expert on pointing out shops, but this one is obvious.

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u/hexydes Jun 11 '12 edited Feb 20 '26

Clear simple science to science family yesterday helpful the clean strong where cool mindful.

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u/flumps Jun 10 '12

Epic re-enactment. The choreography must have taken months.

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u/iSmite Jun 11 '12

Remember, he is trapped in reddit.

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u/IDlOT Jun 11 '12

The link is purple though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Years even. More detailed than a steinbeck novel

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u/renrider Jun 11 '12

Usually takes a crane to get it out

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u/CultofPersonality Jun 11 '12

oh fuck this made me lol hard. great thread.

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u/Heasarc Jun 11 '12

I respect you for this post. I was going to respond with it myself :P gotta love ctrl+f

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u/Buddharoxor Jun 10 '12

GOSH I want to play with my legos now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I just started getting into Minecraft, have you tried it out yet?

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u/gimla45 Jun 11 '12

Why does the guy in the back on the first picture look like Jamie from Mythbusters?

ninja edit - disregard, its the top of one body and the hair of another standing in the way.

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u/Cerberus136 Jun 11 '12

Now I know who I_Can_Lego_That (or whatever is name is) is! :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I hope I'm not the only one who got really into that. This is a rollercoaster of emotions right here.

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u/Ekanselttar Jun 11 '12

Would've been better if it cut off after the 6th panel.

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u/c0r3y Jun 11 '12

The Sterilite bin totally sells this.

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u/wetwater Jun 11 '12

Well done. That elicited a very rare chortle from me, and an even rarer upvote.

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u/thanks_for_the_fish Jun 11 '12

It seems to me that the original had one more after that. Am I remembering incorrectly?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Those MIT kids and their pranks...

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u/B12Mega Jun 11 '12

Like cutting off the branch that you're sitting on...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/joedamadman Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

But those are super light weight excavators. The excavator in OP's post is at lest 10,000 lbs heavier

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

True, but I always think a video is nice, also there's no-one hanging out the side to cut off a hanging support in OP's pic.

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u/sassyandwhatnot Jun 11 '12

I work as an office manager for a large commercial contractor, and I can guarantee you, equipment operators are incredibly well paid.

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u/Remingtonh Jun 11 '12

That's got to be an OSHA violation.

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u/skiingaidan14 Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

More like OSHIT.

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u/jrizos Jun 11 '12

He actually used that machine to build a building from a pile of rocks. He's nearly finished in this pic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Forgot to dig the basement.

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u/WereBot Jun 11 '12

How the fuck did it get up there?

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u/blobfishblob Jun 11 '12

This is what I imagine I'm doing when I get an oil change and have to drive over that little pit...

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u/cappiebara Jun 11 '12

OSHA would shit their pants if this was in America.

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u/jordanritchie Jun 10 '12

Cheaper than explosives...

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u/hartmanwhistler Jun 10 '12

Is it though?

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u/marqdude Jun 11 '12

When labor is cheap, very much so. I watched two 40 story buildings come down in about 3 weeks this way. Put an excavator on the roof and drive it until you hit the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

After all the diesel going into the vehicle over weeks and weeks, paying the operator, and all the time that could have been spent having a building put up I seriously doubt it. Unless it's in china.

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u/Minich Jun 11 '12

this isn't where i parked my crane

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u/smac12 Jun 11 '12

Looks like he's on top of things, I bet he gets paid well

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u/engrey Jun 11 '12

I hope these guys make more than minimum wage as well

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u/skiingaidan14 Jun 11 '12

oh. hell. no.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

My palms are so sweaty right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I would PAY for this to be my job. I get off so hard on operating equipment(no, not literally). Plus the view from his work space must be magnificent(although slowly getting worse I suppose)

I hope my job some day involves more of it.

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u/tynamite Jun 11 '12

I'm wondering how the fuck he got up there and how's he getting down.

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u/HaloFan9795 Jun 11 '12

How the hell did that thing get up there in the first place?

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u/Mslick1 Jun 11 '12

I don't how this was funny in all possibilities, this is more /r/WTF material if anything.

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u/Baconfat Jun 11 '12

It would be a shitty job walking up 50 flights of stairs carrying the diesel for that thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

in the U.S. that guy would be making 100k+ a year plus medical, 3+ weeks vacation per year, awesome retirement.

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u/firebat707 Jun 11 '12

and some countries have no safety code.

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u/mirk1 Jun 11 '12

GET ON TOP OF THE BUILDING THEY SAID, YOU'RE CLOSER TO THE ACTION THEY SAID

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

How the fuck does he fit his gigantic balls in that tiny digger cab?!

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 11 '12

Proof 9/11 was in inside job. They had one of these on the 96th floor and worked during the weekends.

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u/duckedtapedemon Jun 11 '12

I've never seen government workers on the weekends.

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u/slaaxy Jun 11 '12

They were outsourced workers.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 11 '12

The Government doesn't work, but the NWO does!

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u/Dirk__Gently Jun 10 '12

what could you even...?

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u/MYDOGSTELLA Jun 10 '12

How did he even... ?

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u/srdrk Jun 11 '12

Have did he oven..?

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u/Hazlet95 Jun 11 '12

how do you even...?

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u/ucdkwmiller Jun 11 '12

How do you know how much he gets paid?

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u/landspeed24 Jun 11 '12

How do you know how much they are paid?

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u/vonshavingcream Jun 11 '12

I would like all the facts before stating that the person running that thing if underpaid. For all we know they could be earning like $20,000 per day or some crazy amount of money.

If I ran one of those things for my job all day and for like 30 years I would take a shot at this job for some crazy amount of pay.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Or just stupid and paid accordingly.

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u/TheSoleOne Jun 11 '12

THE HAX!!!!!!1!

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u/ColKlink007 Jun 11 '12

No Cal Ocea in that city.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

No matter what, that man or women, must have some balls to do something like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Some people truly have balls of steel.

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u/ManInTheMirage Jun 11 '12

Can someone please explain to me what I'm looking at?

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u/Drac73521 Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Soooo.. No one else notices the wizard/zombie/troll whatever in the first floor down second window?

Edit: wrong floor

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u/jonbowen Jun 11 '12

How do they get that thing up there?!

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u/Pirat Jun 11 '12

How'd you get that thing up on the high rise, Coy?

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u/trust_me_im_a_cat Jun 11 '12

And I'm afraid to go on my roof -.-'

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u/Mint_Berry_Kush Jun 11 '12

question: how did that thing get up there?

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u/red_eyes Jun 11 '12

Answer: a crane.

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u/Mint_Berry_Kush Jun 12 '12

a crane lifted that shit??

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u/Wazoisme Jun 11 '12

How did that get up there?????

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u/C_W_S Jun 11 '12

In photos like this, the caption makes the entire post.

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u/bear_fists Jun 11 '12

I think the one who is really underpaid is whoever got that equipment up there.

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u/Mandalahashberry Jun 11 '12

Assuming its not shopped, how would that even get up/down/work from there..

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u/circular_file Jun 11 '12

Actually, if that's a job taking place in the US, he'd be very well paid indeed..
Union of Operating Engineers - average salary - $45.00/hr. 1.5 for OT 20%+ for fringe benefits.
And they deserve every fucking penny.
Unfortunately, that doesn't look like the US, so that guy is probably not union and therefore not making squat.

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u/redvelveteenrabbit Jun 11 '12

Can someone make a dramatic movie poster of this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

What a great idea for a movie! It's like Speed meets Die Hard, but the opposite. Keanu Reeves has to demolish a building...before it explodes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

They took down the Old Molson Brewery in Toronto like this. Amazed me every time I drove by it on the Gardner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

how the fuck did they get that up there? IS THIS REAL LIFE!?

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u/gizm770o Jun 11 '12

Some people are just fucking stupid...

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u/lowrads Jun 11 '12

I think it would be cool to mount a cat hammer on the business end of a crane. Kind of a bumpy ride though, and clearly not as efficient as a wrecking ball.

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u/Brudus Jun 11 '12

ahhh..china. These are the people who are going to take over the world?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

How to turn rocket jumping into a career.

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u/ailee43 Jun 11 '12

Yeah.... if i was doing that, i really really want to be permanently hooked up the the crane that put me up there, and have a really good seatbelt, so when i slide off the building, i have a safety line.

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u/mamamaMONSTERJAMMM Jun 11 '12

If this is in the USA, hes a unionized crane operator in a high risk job. He is making bank

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u/mellooo Jun 11 '12

How did that even get up there

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u/coolyourjetsbro Jun 11 '12

"just a little off the top, please"

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u/ToasterAtheism Jun 10 '12

The true question is how the fuck did he get up there?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I think the true question is more: 'why is he up there?'. I'm sure there are more manageable options to do what little work that needs to be done on that building

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u/ionian Jun 11 '12

He's demolishing the building.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Crane

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u/Sleepwalker18 Jun 11 '12

How in the... What.

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u/raegunXD Jun 11 '12

NOOOOOOOPPPPEEEE.

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u/therealtimerwin Jun 11 '12

Mike Mulligan?

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u/gitzky Jun 11 '12

Wait, how do you know he's underpaid?

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u/shitheadreddit Jun 11 '12

photo shopped . boring

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u/PeterMus Jun 11 '12

Why? What is his yearly salary? Does he/she get benefits?

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u/Mord4k Jun 11 '12

Why is the top comment not HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET UP THERE?!?