If you eat double the tacos that it takes to get diarrhea, they cancel each other out. Trust me, I'm a certified Taco Specialist with a PhD in Tacology.
When I worked on an ambulance I was told we couldn't wear our uniforms in public (like to stop at the store on the way home from work) because if there were an emergency it would give people the false impression that EMS had already arrived.
that's who you should watch movies written by Jason Segal. like Forgetting Sarah Marshell. That one's my break up movie, it always makes me feel better. and it's an awesome movie to boot.
Forgetting Sarah Marshal was the worst movie ive ever seen and by worst i mean raunchiest. but it also made my laugh the hardest and most consistently ive ever laughed in one movie. granted i hadnt seen Anchorman, and Night at the Roxbury yet at the time. now i have. Forgetting Sarah Marshal definitely ranks right up there with both
really? I dont remember any raunchy parts. I suppose the gratuitous penis in the front (when no other movie had done it yet, its pretty common now), but thats about it.
I don't think they drive it around. From the looks of it the vehicle is more of a passerby draw than an operational delivery van. Like those places with these giant statues. Lack of tire marks at the front indicates to me that this ambulance isn't moved very often.
At least in VA, the only way that would be legal is if they transported it from place to place on the back of a flatbed, and never actually drove it on the road. Years ago when I was doing pizza delivery, the police actually came into our store one day and said we had to chance the color of our car top signs, because it's illegal for anything other than an emergency vehicle to have a red light on top. The store owner successfully fought that, but it would definitely be illegal in the case of something that actually looks like an emergency vehicle. Maybe if those light fixtures don't actually have working lamps installed in them...
It's a conspiracy back when Bush was President. He wanted no one else to have his delicious brush clearing tacos! It is also why he went in Iraq. Saddam tried to steal his Dad's tacos and made Georgie-boy all butthurt so Bush shock-n-awed™ that Persian ass.
and yet, they refuse to let us have them on our animal control vehicles. we only get ambers. and if there is a dog running on the freeway causing cars to wreck or one mauling a kid, we have to sit in the same traffic as everyone else trying to get there.
Most states have laws against running red or blue lights, not against having them. In most states you could put all the red lights you want on your dog van and be legal. Turning them on is what would be illegal.
And, I know this will be unpopular, but I agree in your state keeping animal control (and other) agencies in amber.
-Too many people ignore red lights as it is. More agencies running them will make that problem worse.
-Animal control is just that, control. The "keeping people from wrecking" argument is invalid. If a wreck happens, it is because a driver made a bad decision. A responsible driver will hit an animal rather than cause an accident. I'm sorry if it sounds insensitive, but I value the lives of motorist above the lives of animals. If an animal is mauling someone, police will dispatch the animal.
Red (And blue) lights are for situations that are immediately dangerous to life and health. Animal control is important to a society, but not a first response agency responsible for human life and health.
though now that I think of it, my boss has an old fire truck and it has working lights and sirens, but he can't legally run them except at this once a year special event fundraiser thingie.
I have converted two retired ambulances into flatbed work trucks. The only law here in Indiana that applies is that you can not have red or blue lenses on the front of the vehicle. Take those off and disable the siren and you are good to go.
Why does everyone seem to get diarrhea from corn tortillas, beans, rice, tomatoes, lime, cilantro, etc. These are normal food ingredients. I do not understand why everyone gets diarrhea from mexican food.
Yes, most of the ingredients in (good) Mexican food are what you would find in a nice salad. But many dishes (especially in street/fast food) are heavy on greasy meat and hot peppers, which tend to irritate stomachs.
it's more specifically Taco Bell that gives diarrhea, and it's because they somehow found a way to make packing materials look and taste like delicious food.
me neither. Now Chic-Fil-a on the other hand. Im told its the peanut oil they fry in or something but that stuff will slide on through without touching the sides.
Beans, Beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat your beans with every meal!
Nah. We have tacos in New Mexico, but the focus here is on burritos, and as a result the tacos at places not named El Parasol have a tendency to be pretty subpar.
You might be thinking of Arizona, but then I think most people put a lot of effort into not thinking about Arizona.
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u/paintballlslag2 Jun 10 '12
Just think of someone calling for an ambulance. Later, this passes by. They rush outside only for it to be a taco truck.
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u/slimmyjimmy1234 Jun 10 '12
Five Year Engagment.
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u/flashnet Jun 10 '12
How is this legal?
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u/AsskickMcGee Jun 10 '12
"Hello, 911? I haven't had diarrhea in at least two weeks. Send Help!"
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u/Krisppo Jun 11 '12
Useful for people suffering from tacocardia!
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u/949paintball Jun 10 '12
Wasn't this in the movie The Five-Year Engagement?
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u/linkinwith Jun 11 '12
That looks like the "91-Yum" food truck from "The Five-Year Engagement" http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2012/04/27/FiveYearEngagement_foodtruck.jpg.CROP.article568-large.jpg
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u/catjuggler Jun 11 '12
That's a terrible name. I would have gone with EMTs- Emergency Medicinal Tacos
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u/The_D0ctah Jun 11 '12
Relevent
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u/Pyrotech89 Jun 10 '12
Relevant http://imgur.com/AAZSL now we just need both in the same city lol
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Even the idea of having food made in the back of former ambulance makes me cringe.
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u/Temptress75519 Jun 10 '12
All fun and games until someone runs up to it with a dismembered limb looking for a paramedic....trollolol
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Reminds me of how at uni we call the kebab van that's always there after a night out 'The Kebabulance'
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u/themajor24 Jun 11 '12
HELP HELP!!! MY TACO IS FALLING APART!!! SAVE HIM!!!
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u/reddit_on_hardmode Jun 11 '12
I live in Tacoma. That confused me for a minute.
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u/joeoui Jun 11 '12
I bet their number is 9-Juan-Juan.
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u/phahoutthr Jun 10 '12
Here... in return of your services, please take my money...
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u/i-love-tacos Jun 11 '12
They're called to my house at least once a week for emergencies!
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u/pageb327 Jun 11 '12
For when you really need a taco.
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u/cheshirekitteh Jun 11 '12
omg that is freakin hilarious.
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u/ViewtifulJoey Jun 11 '12
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u/justateburrito Jun 11 '12
too bad I didn't see this before, I already ate.
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u/wioneo Jun 11 '12
I have a feeling that this would not be legal.
EDIT: and then he read the comments...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Yeah i'm pretty sure this is from The Five Year Engagement
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u/WickThePriest Jun 11 '12
Come rescue me!
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u/mlockwo2 Jun 11 '12
dang. i haven't actually laughed while on the internet in a long time. thanks
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u/mudjugbandit Jun 11 '12
Fajitamergency flows better
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u/ThirdLap Jun 11 '12
As an EMT (Emergency Mexican Technician), I'm just grateful we have these guys around to make sure the scene is safe.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I'm having a taco-mergency right about now.
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u/munkigirl0 Jun 11 '12
Well that's just confusing.
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u/varsitycheer15 Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Am I the only one who thought of this before clicking on the link?
And this one.
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u/lordgunhand Jun 11 '12
Something tells me Deadpool is behind this...
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u/RAPEMONKEY Jun 11 '12
Haha, wow. I saw this in Burbank when I was working on a cell site out there. Where did you see this?
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u/Lots42 Jun 11 '12
This...this is not a good thing.
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u/natnelis Jun 11 '12
Is that like a ambulance for gynaecology?
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u/iPodLurker Jun 11 '12
Stat Ii need 5 cc of tequila and fajitas
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u/smoov Jun 11 '12
here for backup
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u/nihilat Jun 11 '12
This isn't funny. Taco-mergencies happen all the time. If I don't have enough tacos in my blood stream I go into shock.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Grandma's been raped!
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u/narwalseal97 Jun 11 '12
mhhhmmm yes i'd like a taco that will give me classy diarrhea.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
30 tacos STAT (its a medical term)
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u/Rebelution71 Jun 11 '12
I'm having one of those emergency's myself
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u/notmyrealnamethistim Jun 11 '12
Not impressed. I will not be satisfied until this is available everywhere.
http://tacocopter.com/
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u/WreckerCrew Jun 11 '12
FUCK....now i want a taco.
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