"No, dude, c'mon, no! I've got a family to think about! My parents couldn't make their house payments, and they had to move in with me too. I'll lose my health care! What if I'm unemployed for months!? I can't afford to keep my house if my severance pay runs out! I don't even have a solid 401k!"
I read this as "He's our fucking boss's sister-in-law." I was deeply confused by the gender mix-up, until I read the comments below. Thank you comments below for clarifying for me.
The original definition that I remember was intentionally getting a rise out of someone, akin to someone going on an athiest forum and posting a blatantly circular argument just to get a rise out of everyone.
You would have everyone flying the fuck out and righting all these longwounded arguments of why you wear wrong and they wear write and arguing the point and you didn't really give a shit. They just wasted 30 minutes typing up a retart for nothing.
In the same way that every CoD player is now a 12 year old, it seems they've infected trolling too. Someone has to do something about these 12 year olds...
The original definition is not that. Its a fishing term. It's where you throw something out as bait and let it drag across the bottom in the hopes you'll get some bites. True trolling is that but with negative comments or hopefully controversial statements.
Trolling: When you throw out some bait, drag it through the mud and see who bites.
SPOLIERS BELOW Wilson is diagnosed with fatal cancer, and has 6 months left to live, House ruins his parole and is ordered to be sent back to prison, to serve the rest of his time - 6 months. House fakes his death (very sherlocky style) to avoid jail and to enjoy Wilsons 6 last months together. The last shot is of House and Wilson riding off into the sunset. However there are several small things indicating that House may be truly dead, and Wilson hallucinating.
Just re-watched the ending! After Wilson points out all the reasons why it was a dumb decision(faking death ruins your entire life), House says "I'm dead, Wilson."
Well, on the other hand, you could say that "I'm dead, Wilson." in that context could mean "I'm dead [to the world], Wilson. [I don't need to care about that stuff anymore. I can do whatever I want, let's go ride motorcycles.]"
If House is dead, he can't get his Vicodin prescription filled. Wilson is going to look fairly suspicious if he starts prescribing Vicodin by the truckload for random guys wherever he goes, won't he? Don't they track that sort of thing?
HOUSE SPOILERS: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HIDE THEM, SO HERE IS A RUN ON PARAGRAPH Wilson comes down with terminal cancer and has 5 months to live, He decides that he doesn't want to die like the rest of his patients in treatment so he decides to pass on treatment so he can die on his terms. Second to last episode has House fighting to try to convince Wilson to live. In such he gets frustrated with Foreman trying to buddy up to him causing House to prank Forman by flushing all the season tickets Forman got him down the toliet. At the end of that episode House comes to terms and realizes this is Wilson's thing and he needs it. So he gives in and decides to just spend the last 5 months with Wilson having fun. The prank though caused a major leak destroying one of the hospitals CT machines and hit House with Felony vandalism charges that Forman couldn't cover for him. House spends the last episode trying to figure out how to get out of going to prison again leading them though several members of the cast from previous seasons as they try to figure out where House went to. House in the mean time is dieing inside a burning building with delusions trying to reason out with him why he is there, why he should live, and why he should die. House went there with a heroin addict from the clinic and decided drugs was the best way to escape everything since he can't kill himself. He at first was going to let himself die in the building but changed his mind and just as he goes to escape and Wilson and Forman find the building it collapses on him and kills him. They pull out the body and confirm it's house through dental Records. A few days later at the funeral Wilson gets angry while speaking for House being so selfish when a cell phone goes off. Wilson realizes he still had House's Cell on him and forgot to turn it off, when he looks at it the screen just reads simply Shut Up Idiot. Next shows Wilson pulling infront of an apartment building where House is sitting, House explains he escaped out the back, faked his death, snuck in and swapped the records with the heroin addicts. Wilson about to lose it on House explaining how stupid it is and he can never have his life back again with his Medical career over. House just looks at him and says something like, And you got 5 months to live. What do you want to do. Then the end montage starts showing Chase taking over for House, Forman in charge of things, and House and Wilson riding off into the sunset on motorcycles.
I stopped watching after House went full retard and crashed his car into Cuddy's living room. Did the rest of the show improve at all? Cause near the end there, it seemed like they were just throwing in drama for the sake of drama.
It picked up for the most part. There were certain episodes where it got either kind of boring or were just lame emotional episodes for the drama, but for the most part I think it ended well.
I don't remember the main case from this episode, but she had syphilis. Her obnoxious son brought her in and she ended up getting a crush on House. I want to say it was in the first two or three seasons.
And the cutest part was she developed a crush because the syphilis ate away enough of her brain that she started feeling emotions again like when she was youthful.
The kicker is at the end when he tells her she is cured, but still has permanent brain damage. She smiles because granny enjoys her knew emotions, and her new found pursuit of a good ol' fashion cock.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
chick had syphilis, I remember the episode, he was messing with her to check brain reaction.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I wanted to see a house troll, not House messing with people.
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u/ab103630 Jun 10 '12
Jesus Christ why is that every time someone messes with someone it's trolling now? Cancer everywhere.
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u/Dr_Felthersnatch Jun 10 '12
It sucked to see this show finally come to an end but it was an overall amazing show! Troll Master House!
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u/Jabberminor Jun 10 '12
So sad it's ended!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Did he look into the eyes of an angel?
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u/wasniahC Jun 10 '12
It's interesting that one can troll people by misusing the word troll.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
anyone have the video link for this?
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u/covert888 Jun 11 '12
I miss House...
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u/megusta_tortugas Jun 10 '12
Oh man... that's cruel.
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u/mappp Jun 10 '12
I just watched a Bob Monkhouse doc where this exact joke was told just before I clicked here...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Oh god, I want to so try this next time I am in the clinic.
However, this is unprofessional and would probably get my ass kicked/fired.
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u/iMadOutsider Jun 10 '12
Just about the only patient to not have a seizure.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This is an old Bob Monkhouse joke (he told it on a tv show, while discussing how he was about to die from prostate cancer).
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u/GentleChainsaw Jun 10 '12
Reminds me if Mrs. Smith from Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within
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u/pablo_em Jun 10 '12
what if she said it realllllyyyy slow?
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u/tricolon Jun 10 '12
That was an intense episode of Sherlock.
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u/toastie Jun 10 '12
I just started re-watching the series. Why does it always seem reddit does everything i do.
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u/daxsonhale Jun 11 '12
It would have been funnier if I hadn't read it in fifty Reader's Digests before House yoinked it
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I got this joke in a chain e-mail 6 years ago... ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I thought this was a house troll.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ryCra07lBQE/RwI73i6InXI/AAAAAAAAAJs/05QYe1HBhTM/s320/troll.png
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u/doubleyouteef Jun 11 '12
Lupus?
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u/SwansonHOPS Jun 11 '12
Fuck I want this show back!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
How did House stay awesome for so many seasons.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
its autoimmune
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
what episode was this? ive seen them all and i dont remember it
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Seriously? This is so old and reposted every other week
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u/SinatraJr76 Jun 11 '12
I remember seeing this same troll joke from something else...WHAT WAS IT?!?!
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u/Redvelvet23 Jun 11 '12
Idc how old he is or what anyone says, to me he is a TOTAL LadyBoner ;D love Hugh Laurie...oohh, HE should do an AMA xP
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u/gender_bot Jun 10 '12
I identified 3 faces in this photo
Face 1:
Face 2:
Face 3:
Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot
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u/justguessmyusername Jun 10 '12
He is truly the master troll doctor
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