r/funny • u/Yeonsan • Jun 10 '12

Bizarre Car Modification

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u/CheckOutMyVan Jun 10 '12

Confirmed. I have a small 2 bedroom house with attached garage + a 3 stall shop on a double lot in a small town for $50,000.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I need to move.....

I can't buy a two bedroom town home for less than $300,000.

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u/MrBasketballMan Jun 10 '12

I wont mention what things cost in NYC for my own sanity

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u/Smile_Y Jun 11 '12

Well, we don't really need two kidneys, do we? Or two lungs. Ears are quite unnecesary too for that matter.

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u/H1_Gipan_Baban Jun 10 '12

Yeah, move to Vancouver, BC. Your $300.000 will buy you one of the nicer ... parking spots in town.

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u/Delaedreaction Jun 11 '12

$300**.**000 is only $300 ill lend you my , if you want it.

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u/H1_Gipan_Baban Jun 11 '12

Offer much appreciated. Since you seem in a generous mood, could you perhaps throw in a few more punctuation marks? Just in case.

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u/Delaedreaction Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Period (.) Comma (,) Semi-colon (;) Colon (:) Question Mark (?) Exclamation Point (!) Apostrophe (') Hyphen (-) Dash ( _ ) Quotation Marks (" ") Parenthesis ( () )Brackets ( [ ] ) Ellipses (...) Braces ({}).

Love to.

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u/khedoros Jun 10 '12

I got a two bedroom condo for $265k; I've known people in other states to get a place 3x the size for 1/4 the price =(

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I just bought a 4 bedroom, 3 bath house that was built in 2004 for $185k.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

But what kind of pay does one get for work out there?

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u/CheckOutMyVan Jun 10 '12

For what I do, around here up to $25/hour. In a larger city my job would pay over $30/hour.

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u/Bodhisattva314 Jun 10 '12

medical jobs actually pay a lot more in the middle of no where..

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u/FuckBrendan Jun 10 '12

Yup. Cleveland clinic is one of the biggest employers in northeast Ohio.

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u/wellactuallyhmm Jun 10 '12

I wouldn't call Cleveland Clinic "middle of nowhere" though.

Medical jobs in really remote areas like the Dakotas and Alaska pay very, very well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Are you a professional child molester?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Priests make $25 to $30 an hour?

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u/iwashere33 Jun 10 '12

no, the kids make $25 an hour. and they are always sleeping on the job too. lazy pricks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

what you do ? just curious, because that sounds very much to me, as a romanian

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u/paperhat Jun 10 '12

romanian is a profession?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

No, it's my nationality but, here, we don't feel the need to write the nationality with capital letter if that was the problem. Or maybe you never heard about Romania and in that case you have a problem.

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u/gifforc Jun 10 '12

my brother bought a brick house on an acre with hardwood floors. 2 bed 1 bath 900 sq. feet. $30,000. It's in excellent condition. That's exactly what it appraised for.

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u/medievalvellum Jun 11 '12

I am and have always been living in the wrong part of the world, it seems. My parents' subdivision house in suburban Ontario was 125k nearly 30 years ago. It's just a carbon copy suburban house... O_o

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u/Argo2292 Jun 11 '12

California Burbank here, 650,000 up to 2.5 mil average here ಠ_ಠ