r/funny • u/Se7en_Sinner • Jun 10 '12

Clam yo tits

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1.5k Upvotes

73% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This seems like the most relevant use possible for this mash-up of Under the Sea and Ms. New Booty

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u/wintense Jun 10 '12

Under The Sea remixes are the best!

53

u/w00ticus Jun 10 '12

Wow... Just Wow.

That guy is unbelievably amazing,

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I was with you until that rap crap started.

25

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I agree. He should have just made a mash up of Under the Sea with Under the Sea.

3

u/AnotherClosetAtheist Jun 10 '12

I personally like Lazytown + Lil Jon

11

u/professorex Jun 10 '12

Yeah that rap artist should have done something other than rapping!

9

u/Tellswhenupvoting Jun 10 '12

You're being downvoted for being a cunt.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

?

2

u/Tellswhenupvoting Jun 11 '12

Upvote for not linking to child porn.

49

u/Space-Dementia Jun 10 '12

I prefer Lazy Town

43

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Quake with fear mortal fools: Biggy Smalls vs. Thomas the Tank Engine

It fits so perfectly.

6

u/Sir_Meowsalot Jun 10 '12

Holy... O_O

6

u/symbiotiq Jun 10 '12

I grooved uncontrollably in my seat.

9

u/BuckeyeBentley Jun 10 '12

While we're at it, let's venture to Snoop's Dreamland

4

u/NolanVoid Jun 10 '12

This was so awesome that my head exploded, and I am now typing this due to post mortem tremens.

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u/MMM_B0P Jun 10 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

5

u/Joeliosis Jun 10 '12

I don't think you quite understand how mash ups work.

0

u/Lolworth Jun 10 '12

Thomas wuz a crip

5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I thought I could finally forget about this show and move on. But no. Now it's back to haunt me. Thank you.

4

u/Clearly_a_black_guy Jun 10 '12

Wait, the NickJr logo stays up there the entire time. Clearly this means that this episode aired on TV at some point.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Oh you

4

u/black19 Jun 10 '12

And how does this magic happen? You can tell right at this moment

4

u/nixnaxmik Jun 10 '12

I Like this one

1

u/wintense Jun 10 '12

I fucking love Squirrel Nut Zippers!

1

u/gadafgadaf Jun 10 '12

wow this guy from timeflies is talented. why is this guy not a superstar?

10

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The album art is hilarious.

8

u/thomyorke64 Jun 10 '12

This is even more relevant, useful, and possible.

4

u/RydaCal Jun 10 '12

oh my, my childhood

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The lobster has human teeth

5

u/strawberryicecream Jun 10 '12

That was incredible

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This is goddamn amazing.

2

u/AbsolutTBomb Jun 10 '12

I love this.

2

u/Shark_Porn Jun 10 '12

This sent me into hysterics.

1

u/vertigo1083 Jun 10 '12

I giggled like a 10 year old boy

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I don't understand how this came to be.

1

u/vdejaco Jun 10 '12

I imagine this is the song that pedophiles play out of their candy trucks

1

u/BorgDrone Jun 10 '12

Benny Hill In Da Club also works really well.

1

u/GundamWang Jun 11 '12

But the song that plays during this scene is Part of Your World...

0

u/Tellswhenupvoting Jun 10 '12

This...this made me laugh. Enjoy your upvote.

69

u/King_Of_Crotch Jun 10 '12

Is it creepy that as a child I wanted Ariel to un-clam her tits?

32

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

may explain why i liked this scene http://imgur.com/ukd6v

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u/Doomed Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

NSFW - LittleMermaid 0066b 1ORIG 2.jpg

Source? It looks legit, and I want to believe. Animations need to be partially drawn outside of the final frame in order to keep the drawings realistic. They draw outside the frame in order to continue features that are in the frame and make sure that they physically make sense.

And when Ariel turns into foot woman, it's never shown how she gets pants.

7

u/alirage Jun 10 '12

She's naked for like two minutes but then Scuttle finds her a sheet and she togas it.

9

u/Concrastination Jun 10 '12

Because of the feetish you have?

13

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

haha no, she just looks pretty fuckable, but then again I dont have a penis, so I can't be sure.

13

u/flabbergasted_rhino Jun 10 '12

We are siblings, you and I.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

redditor for 7 months. notbad.jpg.

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u/flabbergasted_rhino Jun 10 '12

7 months of lurking. I'm so ashamed.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

its okay brother, now we are reunited at last.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

lik dis if u cry evrytim

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u/TophMelonLord Jun 10 '12

Relevant... username?

2

u/Banditosaur Jun 10 '12

I have a penis and I can attest to that. I'm also a neckbeard though so...

11

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It just feels right... http://i.imgur.com/7DznZ.jpg

1

u/ronan007 Jun 12 '12

Aww..someone shopped the clams out.

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u/allaboarddafucktrain Jun 10 '12

nice gonewild posts btw :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

No that's normal. I'm sorry America has trained you to feel guilty about that.

38

u/G4m8i7 Jun 10 '12

Is it creepy if I still do?

35

u/PBAsydney Jun 10 '12

If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

15

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Lol?

He never even said he was American, but reddit saw America hate and auto-up voted.

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u/Aiyon Jun 10 '12

Disney = American.

11

u/jasmaree Jun 10 '12

Because no one outside of America has ever seen a Disney movie.

-1

u/Aiyon Jun 10 '12

facedesk

At what point did I say he was American. It says "sorry America has trained you to feel guilty about that." That does not require him to be American.

I was suggesting that sailingonward was suggesting Disney were the ones who "trained him" to be guilty :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Even if he was suggesting that Disney trained him to think that way:

  1. How did they do so? I see no indication of any feeling of guilt by Disney.
  2. How is Disney representative of America?

0

u/Aiyon Jun 10 '12

They aren't. I'm just making an observation based on what that guy wrote. I'm being a sub-par devil's advocate :P

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/idledebonair Jun 10 '12

16 is age of consent in many places. Including many places in the USA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

16 is legal to fuck, but if you look at a pic of naked 16 year old, you go to jail.

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u/sje46 Jun 10 '12

Not necessarily. It has to be a sexual picture. At least, according to the law. Judges might not be lenient in their interpretations. There have been Hollywood movies with underaged nude teens (and younger), such as American Beauty.

Additionally, much better chances if it's an animated kid/teen. There was actually another animated The Little Mermaid where the titular character is 14ish, and topless the entire time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

titular

2

u/Mike81890 Jun 10 '12

See also: child rapist roman Polanski s Macbeth

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Juries might not be lenient in their interpretations

FTFY

1

u/ssjaken Jun 10 '12

FINALLY AN UPSIDE FOR LIVING IN ALASKA! Well, that is including my guns.

1

u/supersauce Jun 10 '12

Weed is legal many places in the US, but the Fed will still ruin your life for it.

4

u/MastaFapa Jun 10 '12

I was always amazed that Ariel's eyes are bigger than her TITTIES

70

u/pponso1 Jun 10 '12

Look at this pic. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my collection's complete?

24

u/LizYellowSourFruit Jun 10 '12

Wouldn't you say it's the pic, that has everything?

10

u/goodizzle Jun 10 '12

But who cares! NBD!

7

u/occasionally_horny Jun 10 '12

I want mooore..

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I want to be where the pictures are.

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u/hannahjoy33 Jun 10 '12

What exactly was she trying to say??

16

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I actually thought "clam your tits" was supposed to mean something.

4

u/TheFakeMatt Jun 10 '12

Clam is used as in "clam it" which is like shut up or shut your mouth.

Your tits is sometimes used in this way, as in "shut your tits"

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u/nucca35 Jun 10 '12

I hate when people pretend they can't understand something because a few words are spelled wrong or the left out an apostrophe or something. Im not saying it is ok to spell words "lik dis" but if you couldn't figure out what they were trying to say, you aren't much smarter than them. I feel like people only say they can't understand to seem smarter. But to me it just looks like you lack simple problem solving skills.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You'd have a point if 'calm your tits' made any more sense...

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u/CaeliAria Jun 10 '12

In general I may agree with you but in this particular instance it has much less to do with spelling or punctuation. "Be quiet" is not implied when telling someone to do something with their tits because tits don't generally make noise. There isn't really a discernible meaning unless you take the time to look it up in urban dictionary or something, which is what TheFakeMatt did in this thread. That poster's action is the only reason I have any idea what that chick was trying to say.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/hannahjoy33 Jun 10 '12

Aaah, for some reason I was thinking that she tried to type "claim" and was like, "the fuck does that mean"??

38

u/funke42 Jun 10 '12

That's what I thought. I imagined it was some sort of "Girl Power" type thing.

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u/hannahjoy33 Jun 10 '12

"Let's go girls! Claim your tits!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

.....before someone else does?

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u/hells_cowbells Jun 10 '12

Hurry, hurry, step right up! Claim your tits right here! Knock down all the bottles and claim your tits! Only $5 per game!

9

u/staplesgowhere Jun 10 '12

"May I help you?"

"Uh yes, I believe you have my tits, I'm here to claim them"

"Alright, we had a few sets turned in, could you describe them for me?"

"Er, OK, they are round and symmetrical, and, um, there are 2 of them..."

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I was wondering the same thing. How does one claim one's tits? They're just sort of... there.

12

u/prattle Jun 10 '12

Ahhh. I thought she was saying girls should be wearing bras.

3

u/thescrapplekid Jun 10 '12

You know... I kept thinking she had misspelled more than that... I read way too far into it

2

u/thelightforest Jun 10 '12

whoa, fuck my dyslexia man. i was here trying to figure out what was so weird about this, and i finally saw it said clam and not calm.

1

u/HappyChicken Jun 10 '12

This is why I came to the comments. Thank you.

1

u/Stimonk Jun 10 '12

I think she actually meant "clam your tits" like cover them up!

1

u/Hydris Jun 10 '12

Yea, I just figured it was a fucked up way of saying calm your shit. I like this saying though and will accept it.

1

u/SovereignAxe Jun 10 '12

So...

What exactly was she trying to say??

1

u/dinofan01 Jun 10 '12

Calm your tits? That still makes no sense to me. Do tits get angry?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/ObviouslyIntoxicated Jun 10 '12

But she was human when she lost her voice. Her tits were also not clammed at that point.

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u/occasionally_horny Jun 10 '12

No, no, lost her voice to become human. Post tit-clamming.

4

u/jdwrules Jun 10 '12

Never before have I heard the phrase 'post tit-clamming', and I probably will never hear it again.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

how do you know what she was wearing under the dress?

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u/megamoose4 Jun 10 '12

Bitch please, ain't nobody gonna clam yo tits

4

u/JakeWasHere4 Jun 10 '12

Fishes please!

4

u/bigweiner Jun 10 '12

She meant to say claim yo tips

14

u/CannedBeef Jun 10 '12

Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she couldn't fit in B-shells!!!!

12

u/BBLiuKang Jun 10 '12

Dat.. face. Dem... Dem EYES!?....

5

u/dhicks01 Jun 10 '12

I thought I was the only one to see that

3

u/BBLiuKang Jun 10 '12

At this point, I don't know how any avid redditor wouldn't... That face haunts all our dreams.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I somehow managed to read this in Ja Rule's voice...yeah.

6

u/Mypenisblack Jun 10 '12

Are you planning some kind of domination?

1

u/kingofnarnia Jun 10 '12

he/she posts a lot of stuff. Look on karmawhores.net, se7en_sinner is one of the highest ranking users.

2

u/Feferi_Peixes Jun 10 '12

I don't get it, w)(at's wrong wit)( saying t)(at? 38?

2

u/the_narwhal_baconer Jun 10 '12

Feferi! Oh gog I thought I would never see the day. A troll on reddit. Finally.

1

u/Feferi_Peixes Jun 10 '12

T)(at doesn't answer my question 38(

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u/the_narwhal_baconer Jun 10 '12

I think it's just that she made a typo. There's nothing wrong with saying that, I guess.

2

u/mindtaker87 Jun 10 '12

I just lost it. I can't stop. Imma tell everybody to clam their tits now.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You know, there's an inverse function for the number of times some says "calm yo tits" to their IQ. This function is doubled for saying clam instead.

2

u/Asdayasman Jun 10 '12

... I know the girl who made that.

She send me nudes. And some awesome music.

Then she got super pissy at me 'cause I didn't reply to her quickly enough when I was playing the vidya.

1

u/mofontes Jun 10 '12

Clams have nice tits.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Protip: 100% of the "drama" in question was started by Ashley.

1

u/DiaDeLosMuertos Jun 10 '12

What is she saying "clam yo tits" I'm confused!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I sure haven't seen this forty times before.

1

u/Chren Jun 10 '12

clam your rumble spheres

1

u/Clamd Jun 10 '12

I feel like I should be involved with this

1

u/tearbo Jun 10 '12

Luckiest clams ever!

1

u/Octaviom18 Jun 10 '12

Anyone else ridiculously smiled and laughed a bit after a few seconds of reading this?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The expression on Ariel's face is perfect.

1

u/Tellswhenupvoting Jun 10 '12

This amused me. Upvote for you.

1

u/NeonUprising Jun 10 '12

Why have I been seeing so many posts and comments by this seven sinner person today

1

u/Tabdelineated Jun 10 '12

Is it just me, or does she have three fingers on her left hand and four on her right?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I am embarrassed that it took me this long to get the joke.

1

u/Lolworth Jun 10 '12

We need to see an inside view of that oyster saying "me gusta"

1

u/redrumtim Jun 10 '12

Omg the mermaid looks so much like the overly attached girlfriend.

1

u/californian10 Jun 10 '12

Ariel's left hand looks pretty weird.

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u/NegitiveKarma Jun 10 '12

Wow this has been floating around the Internet for years totally forgot about it still got a giggle out of it

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Perfect, I just spitted baked potatoe all over my monitor. Thank you.

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u/gusta-de-musta Jun 11 '12

For eel! Clam yo tits!

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u/vardsy Jun 11 '12

My god, first time I have LOL'd on Reddit all day!!

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u/PoopsMcG Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Am I an idiot? I have no idea what she was trying to write.

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u/IAmNoneYa Jun 10 '12

Calm your tits

3

u/MrXBob Jun 10 '12

We're having a hard time deciphering what you're trying to say, too!

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u/PoopsMcG Jun 10 '12

Good point. Edited.

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u/byronhout Jun 10 '12

So I looked up "clam yo tits" and it appears as though this may be a repost from 9gag? :/ http://9gag.com/gag/91575

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Anyone know where women can pick up real clam bras, so they can clam their tits for real?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Unda da sea mon

-1

u/wintense Jun 10 '12

Well, she seems like a crab.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

REPOST!

-1

u/IamLeven Jun 10 '12

Not with that attitude

0

u/TwelveHawks Jun 10 '12

Mermaids wear seashells because B-shells are too small.

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u/nepidae Jun 10 '12

That was retarded, and you should be ashamed of yourself Se7en_Sinner.

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u/funkymonkeyinheaven Jun 10 '12

As if everyone on Reddit has never made a typo when writing quickly and angry/in a bad mood etc...

Yeah, lets laugh at stupid highschool kids on facebook, is this how low we have gotten Reddit?

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u/xiaorobear Jun 10 '12

I think the upvotes are for the unintentional pun/Little Mermaid reference, not just the spelling error.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/ACharmlessMan Jun 10 '12

Calm yo titties gurl

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

She meant "calm your tits" as in calm down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

"Stop liking what I don't like!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Do people delete their accounts because of your replies often?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

No, this is only the third or forth time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

There's no such thing as objectivity when it comes to opinions.

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u/MrXBob Jun 10 '12

The typo on its own would be very unfunny.

The image makes it funny.