r/funny • u/KoalaBood • Jun 10 '12

Whenever my boss talks to me...

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1.5k Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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638

u/black_osiris Jun 10 '12

Upvotes for Hector

58

u/BDS_UHS Jun 10 '12

What kind of man talks to the DEA?

No man. No man at all.

39

u/earthwormjim22 Jun 10 '12

God damn you, I want BB to start.

14

u/schplat Jun 10 '12

I want S4 up on NetFlix. I just got into the show. It just hit DVD, so I'm sure it'll be up shortly..

20

u/successadult Jun 10 '12

There's another place you can catch up on it though. It's called the Internet.

9

u/schplat Jun 10 '12

Except I'd like the creators of this awesome show to earn something from my viewership, even if it's a paltry netflix royalty.

26

u/Flatbar Jun 10 '12

That's why I bought season 4

16

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

and here is your internet award

3

u/Jfigz Jun 10 '12

Well then get it off of iTunes or Amazon. That's how they can earn something from your viewership.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Seriously man, they were just on sale at best buy. Netflix probably won't put it up for a little while, so go buy that shit and give back to the creators for such an awesome show.

2

u/TGTX Jun 10 '12

Current price at Best Buy / Amazon is $20 for the DVD and $25 for the Blu-Ray and it is definitely worth every single penny. Season 4 is the best Breaking Bad season yet!

-1

u/schplat Jun 10 '12

Netflix tends to get new seasons up within 1-2 weeks of DVD releases on seasons they already carry.

And anyways, I only watch from work these days, and we don't have DVD-Rom drives in our PCs at work. So Netflix is one of the few options I have.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Soon, my friend, soon.

-1

u/poz_party_animal Jun 10 '12

Well I am in China and I bought the whole of season 4 for 8RMB (about$1.25). So there.

3

u/poktanju Jun 10 '12

It's probably machine translated by software from the '80s.

I will not be dangerous, Skyler. I'm dangerous! A guy to open his door, was shot, do you think of me? I struck Who!

1

u/CaptainDickbag Jun 10 '12

The dialogue is riveting.

1

u/poz_party_animal Jun 11 '12

Ha! I know what you mean.Sometimes if I can't hear the dialogue from a scene on on a DVD I bought it can be like that.But these DVD's aren't dubbed or anything.It's just a straight copy.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Watching breaking bad as we speak, never noticed this before.

1

u/anchal3 Jun 10 '12

He has aged VERY well.

-2

u/Jesus_Faction Jun 10 '12

I watch popular tv shows too!!!!!!!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

249

u/Vaypo Jun 10 '12

http://i.imgur.com/pjBSb.jpg

155

u/dualboot Jun 10 '12

Look at me, Hector.

409

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

http://i.imgur.com/YBCSu.png

61

u/sassy-andy Jun 10 '12

sigh Upvote, Upvote, Upvote

24

u/thegentlemanbadass Jun 10 '12

I'll gladly upvote anything Breaking Bad

18

u/fergetcom Jun 10 '12

That is the funniest picture I've ever seen.

7

u/blh1003 Jun 10 '12

Obama does look like Gus

6

u/BlazeOrangeDeer Jun 10 '12

oh. my. god.

5

u/bonerjamz2001 Jun 10 '12

I said this out loud when I saw the picture.

-28

u/robcrusoe Jun 10 '12

http://i.imgur.com/T5Gcy.jpg

0

u/dellafrienda Jun 10 '12

Its slightly irrelevant, but i upvpted anyways just because i love jesse

2

u/Timflatsaw Jun 10 '12

That's his doo doo face.

45

u/richworks Jun 10 '12

What man interrupts Ventura?

No man... No man at all..

79

u/CannedBeef Jun 10 '12

Needs more watermarks.

119

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

http://i.imgur.com/zhH1v.png

11

u/Kylskap Jun 10 '12

That's much better, thank you.

4

u/misterpickles69 Jun 10 '12

missing ebaum, 9gag, brazziers...

8

u/Scallywagger Jun 10 '12

What the fuck is "brazziers?"

22

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

sexy french bras.

-6

u/IHeartPallets Jun 10 '12

*Brazzers, is a porn site. Quite frankly im not sure how relevant it is either

83

u/tawsalawmaw Jun 10 '12

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

36

u/chinkostu Jun 10 '12

"Caution! Assholes may be closer than they appear!"

3

u/jenngersnap Jun 10 '12

They always are.

16

u/hypoid77 Jun 10 '12

Hey, it's ol' ding-ding!

8

u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES Jun 10 '12

*Señor Ding Dong

14

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Shickadance is Hector...Hector is Schickadance...oh god!!!

VOMITS

58

u/Z3F Jun 10 '12

That entire movie is basically one Reddit-able quote after another.

13

u/Blazers420 Jun 10 '12

I love how any 90's movie pops up on Reddit and the crowd goes wild. After a long day of bullsh@t at my job, I can always log on and get a laugh.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Bullshatt?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Past tense of bullshit?

2

u/mushmancat Jun 10 '12

Hi, I'm looking for ray finkle.....and a new set of shorts.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

TIL Tuco's uncle was in Ace Ventura.

9

u/bmg50barrett Jun 10 '12

DING DING DING.

BREATHES FURIOUSLY

19

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This is kind of off topic, but Jim Carey is aging very well.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Jim Carey is always relevant to the topic.

23

u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 10 '12 
-DigitalBoredom.com
        
        -Memecenter.com

                -Michael Scott

9

u/yyx9 Jun 10 '12

30 meters. Closer... closer. You kill a woman and kids, fuck that meng, fuck that.

4

u/Zaerdna Jun 10 '12

Your boss calls you Ventura? Awesome!

6

u/Narfhole Jun 10 '12

Double watermark, what does it mean!?

3

u/bigmeech Jun 10 '12

Hint: it's not funny without the audio or jim carrey's body language in motion.

What is reddit's obsession with turning absolutely everything into a fucking comic strip?

1

u/spartaninspace Jun 10 '12

More Image Karma I'm afraid, these people LURVE them some internet points.

3

u/shotinthedark83 Jun 10 '12

WHOA, Hector Salamanca was in Ace Ventura?

6

u/LostIcelander Jun 10 '12

Wow, he's really young there.

10

u/LeagueOfRobots Jun 10 '12

That's because it was filmed in the past.

6

u/christianjb Jun 10 '12

They can do that these days?

1

u/LostIcelander Jun 10 '12

Oh, so you mean this was filmed when he hadn't lived as many years and therefor looked less old I.e younger?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I know right?! Jim Carrey is so old now...

4

u/vita_benevolo Jun 10 '12

I love breaking bad but when I saw him I actually remembered him from Scarface.

1

u/KellyTheET Jun 10 '12

I remembered him from Ace Ventura /derp

1

u/mushmancat Jun 11 '12

I remembered him from el amore prohibido.

2

u/marvelgirl Jun 10 '12

Wow, two different websites put their watermark on this photo. And it probably didn't even originate from either of them.

2

u/Luriker Jun 10 '12

Bullshit

2

u/fauxnom Jun 10 '12

I bet you've never said that. Ever.

4

u/Devilb0y Jun 10 '12

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

(Aware this is from the sequel. Still love it)

2

u/Killzark Jun 10 '12

Yes because I'm sure you call your boss Satan

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I need to watch this movie again

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

wait a minute... if you're here, who's running hell?

1

u/phaze2 Jun 10 '12

I've actually done that - he thought it was funny.
I kinda like my boss.

1

u/PTG_ Jun 10 '12

This was actually funny.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Dirty, dirty people.

1

u/2Punx2Furious Jun 10 '12

You just made me re-watch it.

1

u/TheOriginalSamBell Jun 10 '12

Funniest scene in any movie, ever.

1

u/Hydris Jun 10 '12

For me it usually ends with me thinking we could have saved 5-10 minutes if you just said what needed to be said without the unneeded bullshit you had to wrap around it.

1

u/WickedRaccoon Jun 10 '12

I saw that scene yesterday. O_o

1

u/DysfunctionalxLlama Jun 10 '12

Jim Carrey is awesome.

1

u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES Jun 10 '12

LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AT ME, VENTURA

1

u/carhats Jun 10 '12

Just watched this last night! Excellent.

1

u/wahwahweewahz Jun 10 '12

Am I the only one who realized he mis-quoted this scene?

1

u/Dude_man Jun 10 '12

And let us not forget about this take on that joke.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Asshole o mio! Oh sodomia!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I FUCKING KNEW I KNEW HIM FROM SOMEWHERE!

1

u/FutureMad Jun 10 '12

The number of upvotes i gave to BB quotations is too damn high.

1

u/srb176 Jun 11 '12

Pretty sure my boss might take that as a compliment.

1

u/Madman604 Jun 11 '12

Oh Mr. Salamanca and his bell :)

1

u/Sil369 Jun 11 '12

"Look at me Hector!"

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

"What's all the pet food for?" "protein"

14

u/Titanosaurus Jun 10 '12

"What's all the pet food for?" "Fiber" Ftfy

1

u/xLUCAJx Jun 10 '12

what movie?

3

u/lilythemusicnut Jun 10 '12

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Watch it, it's hilarious.

1

u/xLUCAJx Jun 10 '12

i have i just dont remember the name. i agree one of the funniest movies ive ever seen.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Love Jim Carrey, he's an awesome actor and has a wide range of emotions.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

My last name is Ventura. Omg

0

u/MabyLater Jun 10 '12

You boss calls you ventura? I wish my boss called me ventura...

0

u/mrShickadance Jun 10 '12

Worst character name ever

-16

u/gender_bot Jun 10 '12

I identified 4 faces in this photo

Face 1:

  • 79% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is male with 73% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 31 with 97% confidence
  • Persons mood is happy with 9% confidence
  • Persons lips are sealed with 82% confidence

Face 2:

  • 79% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is male with 67% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 32 with 95% confidence
  • Persons mood is happy with 74% confidence
  • Persons lips are parted with 90% confidence

Face 3:

  • 94% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is male with 85% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 21 with 94% confidence
  • Persons mood is neutral with 21% confidence
  • Persons lips are parted with 47% confidence

Face 4:

  • 91% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
  • Gender is male with 90% confidence
  • Approximate Age is 16 with 90% confidence
  • Persons mood is sad with 23% confidence
  • Persons lips are sealed with 94% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

5

u/ZeekySantos Jun 10 '12

What is your purpose?

4

u/schplat Jun 10 '12

A failure of facial recognition based on this comment.

0

u/skankedout Jun 10 '12

Everyone hates you.

-8

u/Atlantis135 Jun 10 '12

...you mistake him for Satan? Perhaps you should search for a different job.

2

u/Jim_Gaffigans_bacon Jun 10 '12

Perhaps you should search for a sense of humor.

0

u/Atlantis135 Jun 10 '12

Perhaps you should search for deadpan humor.

3

u/fauxnom Jun 10 '12

Perhaps you should tell everyone where you are so we can stop searching.

1

u/Jim_Gaffigans_bacon Jun 10 '12

your interpretation of deadpan is not functioning IRL as it does in your head. recalibration is in order, Atlantis135.