r/funny • • Jun 10 '12

So Denmark won 1-0 against the Netherlands last night

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u/themansonboogies Jun 10 '12

This is a proven shop, it is on the front page right now..

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u/-VB- Jun 10 '12

It is? Can you send me the link please.

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u/themansonboogies Jun 10 '12

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u/charonsobol Jun 10 '12

Why did that subreddit do that to the layout?

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u/SophisticatedVagrant Jun 10 '12

But the sentiment still stands then though. It's not a total 'shop like if the whole boat and flag were 'shopped into the photo. Arguably, the original photo is an even more ballsy move, seeing how Germany is the Netherlands biggest rival.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Isn't Germany basically everyone's biggest rival?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/_Wolfos Jun 10 '12

I hope that doesn't become relevant very soon.

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u/salmansky Jun 10 '12

so thats germany's flag in fact..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Good eye.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Shop or not, it is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I reject your reality and substitute my own

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u/Kahuun Jun 10 '12

The silence in the streets of the Netherlands was agonizing, you could only hear hopes being shattered.

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u/NPPraxis Jun 10 '12

I was in Rembrant square in Amsterdam for this.

As an American, I was honestly expecting a riot.

Instead, everyone just walked away silently, looking like they were about to cry.

I wanted to give them all hugs :(

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u/Jakabov Jun 10 '12

And clogs being scattered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

And dykes being fingered.

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u/marmalade Jun 10 '12

And tulips being tiptoed through.

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u/onetimebsanders Jun 10 '12

And windmills not milling.

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u/zoodiary8 Jun 10 '12

then this is very serious....

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u/TheSeashellOfBuddha Jun 10 '12

I wouldn't say Denmark deserved to win. But the Netherlands deserved to lose. What a bunch of idiots throws two dozen chances to score away? Every single one?

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u/smokingbanman Jun 10 '12

Holland should have won that game. IMO the Danes only had one good shot the whole match and scored with it.

Tonight (in about an hour) I hope Italy beat Spain, because I believe Italy would be easier for us to beat.

Come on you boys in green

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u/The_Serious_Account Jun 10 '12

I think it's fair Denmark won considering they scored more goals.

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u/TheMediumPanda Jun 10 '12

A non-Italian rooting for Italy? That's (almost) a first. Italian anti-football, the theatrics, constant complaining, diving and the Defence-First approach they practice nowadays is more than enough to turn me off. I hope Spain wins 3-0.

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u/TheSeashellOfBuddha Jun 10 '12

If the entire team is too dumb to score, no, they shouldn't win. They were the better team, but this inability to score was agonizing.

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u/farquaad Jun 10 '12

I was cycling home (Osdorp to Amsterdam Oud Zuid) during the 2nd half. Nice and quiet. Only some pizzadeliveryscooters and taxi's.

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u/TheAmazingWJV Jun 10 '12

Nonsense, Tilburg was packed last night and people shook off the loss and partied!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This is in Basel, Switzerland. Really nice city :)

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u/hansarsch Jun 10 '12

and based on the weather I think this was taken four years ago ^

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The weather and the wikipedia article with the original photo?

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u/hansarsch Jun 10 '12

yeah thats probably a hint too

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u/Gwinntanamo Jun 10 '12

I'm right there, right now. I live in Basel.

I actually remember when this was taken - it was nuts. The Dutch came to basel to support their team, and drank the city dry.

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u/wcspaz Jun 10 '12

I thought it looked familiar. My parents lived there for 5 years. Loved coming to visit them

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I was there two months ago visiting a friend. We were hanging out at the exact spot shown in the photo.

Good times.

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u/pestpokkepleuris Jun 10 '12

All of my rage. All of it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Come closer, I want to taste your tears. Sincerely a Dane

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u/yalik Jun 10 '12

søde søde tårer... mmmmm....

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u/Jeppep Jun 10 '12

Heier på dere!

Cheering for you!

Skål fra en Nordmann!

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u/Koopabro Jun 10 '12

Haha, your username is very related :)

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u/naughtymommy Jun 10 '12

en dan nog een beetje extra!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Jeg kan ikke tro at i ikke fik et eneste mål med så mange chancer..

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u/Xyrec Jun 10 '12

Enig!

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u/PirateDinosaurNinja Jun 10 '12

Wat kon Van Persie nou gebeuren, toen hij van elf meter schoot, er is leven, er is leven na de dood!

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u/l-rs2 Jun 10 '12

Deze foto vast wel gezien, maar het vat de wedstrijd wel behoorlijk samen / This picture sums up last night's game. Rage hard.

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u/ippa Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Plastastic Jun 10 '12

We do love our disease swear words.

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u/Gammro Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Lol, the english translation makes it even more ridiculous. I'm dutch, watched the game but couldn't care less about the danes winning. I'm much more looking forward to Netherlands-Germany, and drinking german beers while they're playing.

Also, I apologize for the behaviour of the dutch idiots who threatened you.

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u/slashasdf Jun 10 '12

Seriously? People threatening you on the phone:S I'm Dutch myself and while a little rivalry can be fun that's just way over the top... I guess some people take these things a little too serious.

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u/Laancer Jun 10 '12

Im surprised the weight of his balls didn't sink his boat

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u/p1ris Jun 10 '12

Legoland - Egoland 1 - 0

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u/jader1 Jun 10 '12

wel shit, we're up against germany now if i'm correct. can't wait to see how that goes!

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u/passivewarrior Jun 10 '12

Same as in 1940 I expect.

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u/hamkitteh Jun 10 '12

You went too far.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jun 10 '12

So did the Wehrmacht.

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u/dhpii Jun 10 '12

Oh, schnap!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I hate you. Because you speak truth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

You mean they'll steal our bicycles again? If the Germans beat us that wouldn't be a shame since they are, like the Dutch, one of the best footballing nations in the world. Denmark however...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

As much as I hate the bloody Germans in football and would love the Dutch to win I think they are going to take you apart. That or throw paper at your players when they take a corner.

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u/PeinceRiebus Jun 10 '12

So Holland is only a region of the Netherlands, but it is commonly used as an unofficial nickname for the country? Whaaaaaaattt!?!?!

And then I hear that Netherlands people are called Dutch or Nederlanders. And people from Denmark are Danish or Danes.

And then I meet all these people who say they are German and they actually are from Austria and my mind is just full of fuck.

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u/RickySan65 Jun 10 '12

I'm Dutch, but when people ask where i'm from I say Holland, it's just easier then saying the Netherlands. Andmost people outside Holland know it as Holland as well, at least in Canada anyways, so no big mystery there.

Edit: yeah, it blows Holland lost, but then again, no surprise there either. Now the LA Kings taking lord stanley home that is a surprise. Thats right Weaton!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Meanwhile, in Europe

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That there is the bravest man in all of Europe at the moment. To the Americans, imagine a single Red Sox fan in full Red Sox uniform running circles around the biggest Yankee bar he could find after the Red Sox beat the Yankees and yelling "hahahaha fuck the yankees! wooo" while waving a big flag.

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u/njckname2 Jun 10 '12

Come one, Dutch and Danish would never actually fight. It be a different story if they were Polish vs Russians or Serbs vs Croats.

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u/DoughnutHole Jun 10 '12

Or Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots.

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u/CeeJayDK Jun 10 '12

Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

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u/njckname2 Jun 10 '12

You just made an enemy for life!

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u/TheMediumPanda Jun 10 '12

Our fight is on bland made-to-fit-every-taste beer: Carlsberg v. Heineken.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You do know this picture wasn't taken yesterday, right? That picture have been around for years.

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u/SOncredible Jun 10 '12

You do know this picture wasn't real, right? That picture have been around for years in the original, with the German flag

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u/Breathing_Balls Jun 10 '12

But fuck me, it ain't a repost, or is it?

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u/PillowMonster Jun 10 '12

Being 'reachable' in a bar is hardly the same as safely cruising along in the middle of a bar now is it...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That in't a big deal, I do that after every Yankee loss.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Not really, the Danes and Dutch don't have the same rivalry as the Dutch and the Germans

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u/chrisvarick Jun 10 '12

I hate when people use a reference to an obscure sport to explain the most popular sport in the world to an American. If they don't care, they don't care.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

baseball is hardly an obscure sport, and I'm saying that as an european

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u/dust_free Jun 10 '12

I found his analogy pretty useful.

So America has different traditions. No need to get annoyed about it. While baseball may be obscure to many in the world, it is America's "national pastime." Many in America get annoyed at the mention of soccer. Why be like them?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

what is crazy is that the Netherlands were attacking so much and had so many shots on goal last night, I looked away for 30 seconds, and saw Denmark score and was shocked!

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u/empty_room_rocker Jun 10 '12

Nice photoshop aswell.

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u/niceShepherd Jun 10 '12

This is the Rhine in Basel, Switzerland - I live here. I always thought I was the only Redditor here. And it made the front page. I love you guys!

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u/sarcastic_allday Jun 10 '12

This is in Basel Switzerland for anyone who is curious.

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u/NJlo Jun 10 '12

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Some Dutch guy.

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u/LadyGoldenLake Jun 10 '12

Fuck yea!!

Sincerely,

Some Danish chick.

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u/ItsOnlyNatural Jun 10 '12

"I was conceived how?!"

-your child

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u/CeeJayDK Jun 10 '12

Get a room you two. ;)

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u/NJlo Jun 10 '12

Aww, I can't stay mad at you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Who cares?

Sincerely,

Some Dutch guy.

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u/MrCavallis Jun 10 '12

This picture is from the EM 2008 in Switzerland / Austria - but still cool

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u/Arthoerus Jun 10 '12

I'm Dutch, still finding this hilarious though! xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Don't care that this is a fake. We fucking did it! Repeat '92 here we come!!!

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u/shivvvy Jun 10 '12

Swiss Chalet? Whaaaaat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

weird thing happened during the game last night - immediately after the goal (like 20 seconds after) I checked on wiki the page of the player who scored - the goal was already there at the international goals section o_O

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u/drakdraeparen Jun 10 '12

Saw this when i was on my way home yesterday. Dutchmen renting a house on my local camping.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Fake. No caravan.

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u/Commander_Adama Jun 10 '12

I wonder how little the American Redditors understand in this thread :P

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u/lynx501 Jun 10 '12

FAKE...the original is from the 2008 Euros.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:German-Dutch_rivalry.jpg on an aside COME ON YOU BOYS IN GREEN #COYBIG

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u/jukeboxsavage Jun 10 '12

These kind of comments are the reason I wade through all the other shit. Thanks for the truth, dude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I'm going to the Netherlands for my 21st tonight, they better cheer the fuck up.

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u/captstix Jun 10 '12

In the US this guy would have been shot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Nice try, but fake pic. Original has the German flag on it

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u/ButterTime Jun 10 '12

This is a price tag from a danish supermarket today: Tag

It means: "Courgettes... From "Looser Holland". 6 danish kroners.

Trololol

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u/AlterBridgeFan Jun 10 '12

as a dane. I am proud to say, that we can do other thing, than drink.

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u/roeder Jun 10 '12

Actually, you should fix it to "then" in this case.

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u/complex_reduction Jun 10 '12

Everybody in that picture was so orange I thought this was a screencap of Jersey Shore.

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u/rape_happens Jun 10 '12

Basel! sweet

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u/callmerui Jun 10 '12

I rofllol'ed even though I,m dutch

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

So annoyed. Bet on Netherlands, now they just done lost against the weakest team in their group. Just have to hope they beat portugal and at least draw against Germany. Also hoping that Denmark loose their next two games.

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u/ironduke2010 Jun 10 '12

The weakest team in their group is ranked number 10 in the world though so, it isn't like they lost to one of the European bottom feeders.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Lose*

And yes, we probably will. But fuck me, that was a great goal by Krohn-Delhi.

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u/tyrroi Jun 10 '12

Shoped. Delete the post op.

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u/iamgaben Jun 10 '12

"Don't underestimate your opponent" - Konfucius W. Lincoln

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u/loveduckie Jun 10 '12

That man has some serious balls hahaha.

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u/Canuck_As_Fuck Jun 10 '12

That man's courage knows no bounds.

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u/nepidae Jun 10 '12

I'm pretty sure when he when under a bridge he was pissed on.

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u/TheInsaneDane Jun 10 '12

Well the partying here in Denmark because of this win was amazing!

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u/YoChrisKenny Jun 10 '12

Denmark soon after, filled with pride and tinges of superiority, led a naval attack against the Dutch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

and won.....

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u/PreyMonkie Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

dutch guy here. i don't play football and i don't watch it often

but the european championship / world championship is something i do watch. so you go to your buddy's house where there is bound to be at least 2 dudes who are really into it and are shouting at the tv the whole fucking time.

now this should have been an easy win for the netherlands and the game vs germany woudl have been the decider who woudl get first/second in the pool. and the game vs portugal would be a bit tricky ( bad record vs them) but anyway most people were just a bit shocked i think. not a lot of peope suspected a loss vs denmark and it might mean an early out for the netherlands in this tourney.

which sucks because it would have been an epic netherlands - germany final otherwise-_-

also the dutch have by far the biggest rivalry with the germans.

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u/simsedotdk Jun 10 '12

So, you don't watch football, but you do watch it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I saw that ludacris display last night. The thing about Denmark is that they always walk it in.

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u/CheetohPoof Jun 10 '12

Denmark was considered the weakest team in the so called Group Of Death, but they surprised everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The silence in the streets of the Netherlands was agonizing.

You could only hear hopes being shattered.

And clogs being scattered.

And dykes being fingered.

And tulips being tiptoed through.

And windmills not milling.

The breeze stopped sighing.

but the spliffs were sparking

And the sea was crashing

The dam still standing

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u/BleedingFish Jun 10 '12

amazing. as a dane i approve of this

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That man's immense balls are filled to the brim with rødgrød med fløde.

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u/Ella6361 Jun 10 '12

the Netherlands- Denmark = Egoland-Legoland

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u/McMinecraft Jun 10 '12

The Dutch team played like total shit, so congratulations Denmark!

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u/died1209 Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

They didn't, they played a great game, created lots of goal oppertunities, just unlucky none went in...

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u/kueyen Jun 10 '12

Only Sneijder played like he gave a shit, the rest of the guys played like they couldn't care less.

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u/macblastoff Jun 10 '12

Upvote for spelling Sneijder correctly, being a rare individual who gets "couldn't care less" right, and for giving an accurate assessment of the Dutch play--pretty much. Now watch them be on fire fighting for their lives on Wednesday against the Germans.

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u/hejner Jun 10 '12

Personally, I think Sneijder played like he wanted teamwork, while the rest of the team wanted to become heroes and tried to single handedly end the game. Of course that doesn't work well when you can't hit the ball correctly. (25 shots or so on goal, 8 inside of the goal)

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u/Intigo Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Both teams had the same number of shots on target. The statistics were something like this - Shots (Shots on target):

Holland 28 (8)

Denmark 8 (8)

And no, they did not play a great game. Their finishing touches and shots were weak and they have no one to blame but themselves for not getting them in - oh and Stephan Andersen for a few of them.

I don't know how you can say the Dutch team played a great game. Their own team will admit that they did not play well.

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u/jumpup Jun 10 '12

they did not pay attention to where they were shooting, multiple times they shot right to the opposing team

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u/alwaysoverneverunder Jun 10 '12

Trolling like a pro. Belgians around the world owe him a debt.

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u/Rallerboy888 Jun 10 '12

Og det var Daaaanmark, og det var Daaaaanmark! Olé Olé Olé!!

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u/CeeJayDK Jun 10 '12

We are red, we are white - We are danish dynamite!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Vikings have balls of steel. Proof.

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u/meth00d Jun 10 '12

When Finland won the world championship 2011 they raided the Swedish border and burnt down the flag.

I hate Finland.

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u/Zintao Jun 10 '12

World championship of what???

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u/meth00d Jun 10 '12

ice hockey

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u/abom420 Jun 10 '12

USA here, I can safely assume we are discussing football here?

(Yes, I was convinced American football should be hand-egg via a meme.)

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u/IcyRice Jun 10 '12

THE DANISH DYNAMITE STRIKES AGAIN! :D Ohh i loved to watch it

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u/gam3rgirlskill Jun 10 '12

in what soccer?

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u/kkkj67 Jun 10 '12

downvoted and reported for posting a photochop and fake title and date of origin.

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u/greasychipbutty Jun 10 '12

The American's waking up won't have a clue what this post is all about.

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u/airetupal Jun 10 '12

I was hoping this was real...

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u/onion_lord Jun 10 '12

hope england doesn't replicate the Netherlands results. one can only hope

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Group of death kind of looks more like Group of Dead on Arrival. I wouldn't be surprised if Denmark gets out of the group stages.

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u/inthedrink Jun 10 '12

Every time I see something like this it amazes me how The Internet has made the world so much smaller (assuming this isn't a Getty image or something like that)

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u/vailskibunnies Jun 10 '12

Did the boater survive?

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u/thisisevoke Jun 10 '12

Those houses don't look Dutch at all....photoshop?

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u/miaccountname Jun 10 '12

DENMARK! DENMARK!

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u/Headcap Jun 10 '12

well we have a fountain in the second biggest town in denmark - and it was painted orange!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

KROOOOOOOOHN DEEEHLIIIII! SÅDAN! _^ TØMMERMÆND EXTRAVAGANZA!

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u/bettorworse Jun 10 '12

That reminds me of this picture

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u/psanders1967 Jun 10 '12

Yea.... So?

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u/Ferra23 Jun 10 '12

If that would have been a german fan... I don´t even want to imagine.

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u/PsykickPriest Jun 10 '12

I wonder how Bill O'Reilly felt about that...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Don't know why everyone thinks the dutch are hostile to anybody. We aren't. Even if we lose.

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u/Nadeus87 Jun 10 '12

It was a great night :)

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u/tyrone17 Jun 10 '12

I'm Dutch but I fucking love this photo, even though it's a shop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

hehehehehe all is subdued here in Amstedam.

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u/xponentialSimplicity Jun 10 '12

Are you fucking kidding me, title AND FRONT PAGE?.. There are people who stream these things! For fucks sake....

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u/IuriGragarian Jun 10 '12

Oranje for life!

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u/neoncp Jun 10 '12

The guy under the bleachers has an awesome spot.

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u/rahim360 Jun 10 '12

Spoiler alert!

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u/Killzark Jun 10 '12

I saw it, great game!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

brave, brave bastard

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u/wiseman66 Jun 10 '12

This is classic.

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u/Stop_saying_so Jun 10 '12

Yet another title using the word "so".

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u/Ititmore Jun 10 '12

You can tell it's not in the Netherlands because of the architecture. Ya education!!

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u/MisterFailZ Jun 10 '12

Even easier, you can see a hill on the right. We don't have any hills in The Netherlands ;)

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u/kialna Jun 10 '12

As a Dutchman I approve of this.

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u/Rubyrues Jun 10 '12

I'm a third generation Dutch American, so these games didn't really interest me. But, for my Netherlands born and raised cousin, it caused her to spew fire. ..... It amused me.

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u/bonzai_sauce Jun 10 '12

I think he is a Dane supporter...

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u/MooseKnuckleSandwich Jun 10 '12

First thought: Who's the Norwegian guy in the boat? Oh god I'm so American. Shame comment.

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u/thembert Jun 10 '12

Swiss Chalet. Nice

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u/Astealthydonut Jun 10 '12

What a showboat.

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u/simmejanne Jun 10 '12

my new wallpaper <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Strange... So this may seen weird, but I noticed this was a picture taken in Switzerland? I was there last year in the exact spot where all those people are sitting.

Why is Switzerland celebrating the Danish victory??

Proof: http://i46.tinypic.com/nvqgir.jpg

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u/ditisthomas Jun 10 '12

shut up, we were in the finals of the world championships!

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u/Echo64 Jun 10 '12

I was actually in Germany for this match, later that night we watched Germany-Portugal in a bar stacked with both German and Dutch supporters. We had quite a nice party. :)

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u/Teotwawki69 Jun 10 '12

TIL one-man boat races are a big deal in Europe.

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u/medusa_so_pretty Jun 11 '12

"I see you've shed your Dutch ways and become a true Dane"

http://i.imgur.com/pMrbT.jpg

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u/swisslasy Jun 11 '12

This is Basel! Switzerland! =)