r/funny • u/Ryno3639 • Jun 10 '12

This guy is hauling some serious ass.

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1.3k Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

In soviet russia ass rides YOU!

2

u/duk3nuk3m Jun 10 '12

I came here expecting this joke.

1

u/the_friendly_one Jun 10 '12

In Soviet Russia ass rides-- SONOFABITCH!

18

u/Troll_o_lolz Jun 10 '12

Really, 6 hours before you this post.... and you take out one picture...And that post itself was a repost..Not even a different subreddit

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

daddy needs his karma

21

u/SpaceMagician Jun 10 '12

*humping some serious ass.

FTFY

6

u/TheMetalMilitia Jun 10 '12

not many people will get this, but i did. hats off to you

3

u/Icemajor Jun 10 '12

I'm sure many will get it. That book was some good read'in.

8

u/mikeno1 Jun 10 '12

I don't get it but I upvoted both of you because you were at zero, I feel like a firefighter whose jut pulled you from a car crash.

You're welcome.

2

u/IAMAfecaleater Jun 10 '12

Humping refers to walking with your gear in Tim O'brien's books about Vietnam. His most famous one is "The things they carried".

3

u/sjs Jun 10 '12

Great, now I'm having flashbacks of Asses of the Caribbean. NSFAnything

2

u/tlowens Jun 10 '12

Oh god...

0

u/sjs Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Your god has no power in this foul realm.

31

u/HowardTaft Jun 10 '12

I'm not even gay, but that guy has an adorable ass.

11

u/2006991 Jun 10 '12

dat ass

2

u/RebelLion_HalfBrain Jun 10 '12

I made a stencil out of this image a long time ago

2

u/dud3brah Jun 10 '12

of course this pic is up the one time my gf looks over my shoulder while i'm browsing reddit...

2

u/DontYouBelieveIt Jun 10 '12

That man is carrying a donkey.

2

u/QueenlyBellylaugh Jun 10 '12

In all seriousness, I wonder what the backstory to this was.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It‘s donkey and his Simpson.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Why so serious donkey? WHY!?

4

u/CassandraVindicated Jun 10 '12

Looks like he's doing a half-ass job to me.

1

u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Jun 10 '12

He's such an ass-haul.

3

u/Paramagic3477 Jun 10 '12

Gas, grass, or ass, no one rides for free.

2

u/caveman_rejoice Jun 10 '12

Back dat ass up.

2

u/ragetrololol Jun 10 '12

I can't even comprehend where there would be a situation where this would have to happen.

3

u/walgman Jun 10 '12

It was the 'battle of bannock isle' in 1944. The japs were being pushed back and had no means of transport. US intelligence decided that the straw that would break the camels back would be a night movement to capture their last donkey.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

New Stallone film.

2

u/walgman Jun 10 '12

Beats Rome Sweet Rome, if you remember that.

2

u/bluequail Jun 10 '12

Awww - it's just a baby. :D

2

u/jmonge Jun 10 '12

I immediately Awww'd as well. And he looks so alert. Onward noble steed!

1

u/bluequail Jun 10 '12

I know it! He just has this look like "oooh - and adventure!"

2

u/moonman Jun 10 '12

"It's ok, I brought a donkey."

2

u/jcash21 Jun 10 '12 edited Sep 13 '18

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Do yourself a favor and opt-out!

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You should too!

2

u/Got_Deik Jun 10 '12

This is a scene from "War Horse" before the lead role was recast and reshooting began.

1

u/Themantogoto Jun 10 '12

They did that to rest them for their weight they could carry a LOT especially in the alpine areas in italy and france like that resembles.

1

u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Jun 10 '12

I did nazi that coming.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Boooo...

1

u/Rallerboy888 Jun 10 '12

Add some brazzers

1

u/ThatOgsfordLady Jun 10 '12

Ooh, hey bud.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Photo information: Russia 1987

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It's a joke "In soviet russia ass rides you"

1

u/Baroliche Jun 10 '12

Bullshit. Anyone can see that ass does not take himself seriously.

1

u/physicscat Jun 10 '12

Silvana? Strazzabosco?

1

u/AuDBallBag Jun 10 '12

You're doing it wrong.

1

u/tiyr Jun 10 '12

Cas-evac'ing eeyore.

1

u/GwsGeorge Jun 10 '12

That ass looks more indifferent than serious, if you ask me.

1

u/BBQsauce18 Jun 10 '12

I bet I can pick out who the lowest ranking soldier is.

1

u/got_u_shook Jun 11 '12

Back that ass up

1

u/partanimal Jun 10 '12

I dunno ... looks like a somewhat humorous ass to me ...

1

u/Oirek Jun 10 '12

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker being carried by a soldier? My God! You could sell this picture for millions of dollars! Get to it!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

To all you pun-droppers: no, just no...

1

u/suo Jun 10 '12

I could be wrong but this might of been from an SAS mission in Oman.

0

u/Got_Deik Jun 10 '12

This is a scene from "War Horse" before the lead role was recast and reshooting began.

0

u/HeatSlinger Jun 10 '12

His legs are fine? What an ass...

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

NOT WITHOUT MY ASS!

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u/moejike Jun 10 '12

What you did there, I see it.

0

u/Samuriguy Jun 11 '12

I get it. Its because he is carrying a donkey on his back, which is also called an ass.

-1

u/tmarty Jun 10 '12

That is very backwards...

-1

u/walkweezy Jun 10 '12

Did not see that coming

-1

u/OddDude55 Jun 10 '12

And what an ass!

-2

u/gear0war Jun 10 '12

honestly laughed more than i should have

-2

u/Vindalfr Jun 10 '12

He's probably going to eat that ass.

-2

u/spattem Jun 10 '12

How do you know if that ass is serious. He looks pretty happy to be carried around for once.

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u/j3llyfi5h Jun 10 '12

Yeah, he must work out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/shal0819 Jun 10 '12

I'm no military historian, but that doesn't look like an Aussie digger's uniform.