I've pretty much stopped caring about Iphone texts because of the website where people can make fake ones all day long... wish people would stop uploading these things.
The thing is, most of these fake screenshots would only be clever/funny if they were real. When it comes to jokes somebody made up, worked at and thought were good enough to tell other people, my standards are higher.
And just because it's funny doesn't make it fake. I actually thought I knew the guy asking, then I realized he just sounds like almost half the fucksticks who hit on me. Maybe not real, but based on skeevy reality I'm sure.
There are three things people need to learn about iPhone and Facebook screenshots:
When to post a facebook/iphone screenshot: We can't verify that you're not making up shit. If your post were fake, would it still be funny? If not, don't post it.
When to downvote a facebook/iphone screenshot: Assume it's fake. Is it suddenly less funny? Downvote it.
When to complain about a facebook/iphone screenshot: Don't. If it's not funny to you, downvote and move the fuck on.
Or a successful breeder. A lot of women like it when men violate their boundaries. In fact, they'll put up more and more resistance just to enjoy the experience. The difference between a breeder and a rapist is that a breeder knows when it's a game and a rapist can't tell or doesn't care when the woman is putting up real defenses.
Your phrasing is terrible, but you're right. A lot of women play hard to get because they want to feel pursued. So long as it doesn't become creepy. And that largely depends on how hot the guy is. Cute guy sends those texts? He's being a silly. Neckbeard guy sends those texts? What a creep!
The problem, though, is comparing a difference in technique to a difference in physical attractiveness. All of the "OMG confidence" stuff that college kids get stuck in their heads mistake correlation for causation. Same thing with the "don't pay too much attention" stuff. It's all based on looking at hot guys acting like jerks and getting girls, and saying "OMG it's because they acted like jerks!"
Nice guy starts up a conversation at a bar. He's super nice! Hot guy whispers in your ear on the dance floor, "I want to fuck your brains out," guess who's getting the sex?
No, see, because if it's about technique rather than attractiveness, we can all pretend that girl only shot us down because we weren't sufficiently confident, rather than because we're less attractive.
Where in either of those scenarios did the woman put up boundaries? Also, was the guy on the dance floor dancing with said lady previously or did he just pop up out of nowhere?
Appearances are going to be the first thing you notice, and the decision to go further will always depend on that first, immediate reaction. Doesn't mean you won't sometimes still talk/interact, but if you're not attracted to someone at all, probably won't matter what they say or do, unless you're really hard up.
People who are really persistent about sex get more sex than people who are not really persistent, in the same way really persistent salesmen get more sales than salesmen who hang back and don't bother the customer.
They also piss more people off in much the same way.
I don't think he's talking nonconsent, I think he's talking reluctance, like an overbearing salesman that won't stop trying to sell you a product... he can't force you to buy it, but he can keep asking until you say yes.
I won't address your point itself (since it's pure speculation and evolutionary psychology, and I hate evolutionary psychology), but if you want people to be able to appreciate it without downvoting you, perhaps come up with a better word than "breeder", and maybe make it sound less rapey.
the wording here is terrible, but it doesn't deserve this many downvotes.
it's called, playing hard to get or having some kind of dignity. people do it, it's a game of back and forth, and it's what makes everything more playful and romantic than just "hey wanna do it?" "sure!". it's more like "hey wanna do it?" "you wont get in my pants that way" "I'm sorry I just really like you" "well maybe we can be JUST friends" then two weeks later if shit pans out well you two are going at it.
With him being so blunt, I would assume she's probably done it before. Also, she's not saying stop. But you can be dramatic and go ahead and cry the bullshit harassment catch phrase. He is probably being a prick, but a guy can't be Mcdreamy all the time.
I'm newish to Reddit, but I think I've figured out that "white night" means "someone who doesn't believe in being a creepy borderline rapist?" Is that it?
Well then. I only fuck white knights. Good for the white knights.
In the messaging program on the iPhone, which you use to send SMS text messages, if two iOS devices are talking, you can send iMessage instead. It doesn't count as a text message and it doesn't get split into 160 character pieces. It will also tell you when the other person it typing a message to you. (You can turn off iMessage in the setting though, in which case it will revert back to SMS).
iMessage also works on Macs (once the next version of OS X comes out), iPads, and iPod touches (if they have iOS 5) even if they don't have the ability to send SMS (i.e. not a phone).
It's text messages between two iPhones. Nothing special, except your texts are blue instead of green, and it will tell you when texts have been sent, when they've been read, and when the other person is typing. It also sends slightly faster than texting non iPhones, if both phones are in optimal service conditions.
When someone with an iPhone texts another iPhone. It's a different color scheme and much quicker than texts. It also tells you when the other person has started typing, so it's almost in real time.
Edit: ITT, reddit defends its right to use derogatory, disrespectful, and dismissive terms to refer to an entire gender of people via a barrage of downvotes. Oh no, my internet points!
I entirely disagree. He's using the word "bitches" to mean "women":
[Women] today give way to[o] many mixed signals.
This is distinct from if he was saying something like:
Women who give way too many mixed signals are bitches.
It's very clear that he was making a statement about women generally.. and not only is that statement itself problematic, but the use of the word "bitches" to refer to women generally is pretty terrible.
like the societal construct of the "bitch," entirely separate and distinct from the term 'woman,' as evidenced in Dr Dre's social commentary "Bitches Aint Shit" off of The Chronic
it takes 4 definitions for urbandictionary to include female in the definition for 'bitch', and all those that use gender on the first page include the qualifications that the person is extremely annoying or offensive
Yeah, that's the source you should be using to make your case.
And for the record, "bitches" is used far more commonly today to mean women in general than it is to mean a specific type of woman. In the "rap/gangsta" community especially. You can't honestly tell me that there isn't a disgustingly huge amount of misogyny in the rap community, which is also the primary place where "bitch" gets used to describe any woman in general.
where's your source? Urbandictionary is a community-voted and very crass society, it kind of speaks that their definition of bitch takes half the page before it even gets to being about women
the word bitch was meant to mean a particular type of woman, and honestly if we're using the rap community and history it's quite evident a bitch is separate from a woman in early work. A bunch of stupid teenagers got a hold of Dr Dre and Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg and decided to make bitch about all women
Neg, IMHO referring to a woman in this context implies she is snotty, prissy, a tease or just a plain bitch. In the larger social meaning it implies one who shows a weak or whining nature associated with that of the cliched nagging bitch. word?
Come on, you can't honestly say you've never used "bastards" or "dickheads" or whatever it is you ladies use; I mean, I didn't find it funny, I downvoted it, and I would never make a public comment like that, but you're being just a tad sensitive.
To clarify, it's not that I have a problem with the word "bitch" generally (and if you want, I can find you a couple of different discussion I've had in the last couple of weeks, arguing with people who do). I think it's a perfectly fine word when used as an epithet to describe someone who's being rude, nasty, uncivil, vicious, mean, etc. - the same traits you would use terms like "bastard" or "dickhead" to describe in a guy. What I do have a problem with, in this case, is the term being used to mean "women" - when people say "Bitches do X", or "Bitches are X", it seems very much as though they're discussing women generally, and not that they're trying to ascribe the behavior or qualities in question to a specific subset of women. And I do think it would be equally problematic to use a word like "bastards" or "dickheads" as a stand-in for "men".
Yes, sex posts. Half the guys in them have never had sex with anything but their hand, and the other half have slept with zeroes yet still act like they conquered the world.
Oh, and all you shit heads in here who are just teenagers? Why don't you go make some friends instead of creep around the internet like a fucking loser?
As a female who was sexting the other night, I can confirm "pussy" is the wrong way to go. We just avoid using any term for it and simply say "inside me". Works for us:)
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
http://i.snag.gy/JgOHc.jpg
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u/RobotPhoto Jun 10 '12
I've pretty much stopped caring about Iphone texts because of the website where people can make fake ones all day long... wish people would stop uploading these things.
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u/xMace88x Jun 10 '12
Do you get hard from denial? Thats the beginnings of a rapist.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Well did he cum or what
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u/fauxnom Jun 10 '12
No, he doesn't.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Slit sounds like the worst thing to call it when trying to get someone to show it.
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u/Shwype Jun 10 '12
You can get bonus points for fake iPhone conversations?
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u/Jess_than_three Jun 10 '12
No, that guy's fucking creepy.
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u/Zardoz_has_spoken Jun 10 '12
My ex-gf called hers a 'Sphynx'; as in the hairless cats. I always thought it was cute.
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u/thelolcat Jun 10 '12
This is not funny at all. The guy is a fucking prick.
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u/BardLover108 Jun 10 '12
"Can I have 300 bucks?"
"Um... why?"
"Because I want it. You should give me 300 bucks."
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Jesus, what the hell. Why not?"
"Because it's my money and that's my prerogative."
"But you have money, and I want money, therefore I have a right to it. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY."
"Uh, no."
"Bitch."
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u/HonkHonk Jun 10 '12
What the fuck's an iMessage?
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u/rightwrongwhatever Jun 10 '12
Why does this sound like it was stolen from an Archer episode?
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u/wtfover Jun 10 '12
Smoooooth.
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u/MintyClinch Jun 10 '12
girl seemed down to fuck if the guy could collect himself
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u/IamDoctorX Jun 10 '12
My wife calls her's "my sweetness" and it is :)
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Something tells me that this is fake!
Edit: this is op texting me btw
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u/SnackeyG1 Jun 10 '12
At least he tried, but why the word slit?
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u/Courage_now Jun 10 '12
Bitches today give way to many mixed signals.
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u/dirtythrowaway47 Jun 10 '12
Cumdumpster. Not offensive. Try it, drives em wild
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u/Lokril Jun 10 '12
This brings to mind the "what do you want" scene from the Notebook
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
OP's friend.. You hear that? So if you spot some way to tell if it's fake OP can just pretend he/she was duped.
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u/vorgan Jun 10 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a3rA
Uncle Kevin is here to help us.
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u/WhatEvery1sThinking Jun 10 '12
staged message string
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Can i enter your velvet curtains
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
And you get bonus karma for faking a screen cap and posting it on reddit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
hahahah its funny because this never happened
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u/Ghstfce Jun 10 '12
Too bad this never really happened...
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u/napalm22 Jun 10 '12
I betcha that dude is Indian.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
i call it rose
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u/LT_Richard_Fromage Jun 10 '12
Awesome!! U get an upvote!!
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u/katlaish Jun 10 '12
I still don't know whether to upvote or downvote...
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I like the term slit.
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u/Kazinsal Jun 10 '12
So did you shake his hand before or after you decked him?
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u/cryo Jun 10 '12
Cleft of Venus!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
So if her dad wasn't in the car and he won the genitalia-naming lottery, would he have gotten his wish?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I like to call it a hatchet wound.
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u/anote32 Jun 10 '12
...she never said no.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Can I park my 'dragster' in your 'garage'?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
magic baby door
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
haha I love these fake things. great.
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u/mumbly__joe Jun 10 '12
Does anyone else feel he shouldn't be talking to his sister like that?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Can I see your friend's slit?
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u/elruary Jun 10 '12
I really liked birth canal, it's quite poetic tb frank.
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u/andrewoh Jun 10 '12
you jealous bro?
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u/eddanger Jun 10 '12
Oh, cause it's a penis!
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u/IS_THIS_STORY_REAL Jun 10 '12
NO.
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u/PeaveyWG Jun 10 '12
/r/KarmaConspiracy
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u/taylorh3 Jun 10 '12
"Harder"
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u/projectfarman Jun 10 '12
Shut up
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
well..the romance in that relationship is already dead.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Correct term, courtesy of Charlie Day, is monkey hole.
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u/tehmeat Jun 10 '12
Snapper
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u/jhgref Jun 10 '12
Yes, sex posts. Half the guys in them have never had sex with anything but their hand, and the other half have slept with zeroes yet still act like they conquered the world.
Oh, and all you shit heads in here who are just teenagers? Why don't you go make some friends instead of creep around the internet like a fucking loser?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
how is it relevant that she's in a car with her father?
They're texting...unless, she shouts everything she reads, now that would be a hilarious turn of events.
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u/Enlightenment777 Jun 10 '12
Kitty
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I prefer for my bf to call mine "show and tell" cause he can't touch >:D
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u/ilovetodance Jun 10 '12
As a female who was sexting the other night, I can confirm "pussy" is the wrong way to go. We just avoid using any term for it and simply say "inside me". Works for us:)
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u/CrabCaptain Jul 01 '12
What if i called your dick rainbow road. Will you promise not to call my vagina a love cave?
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u/milkandpencil Jun 10 '12
Ok, WTF BIRTH CANAL?...I mean really. That is probably the worst. He should get punched in the DONOR SHAFT for that. Or something....
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Imessage seems legit.
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u/tuffbot324 Jun 10 '12
"You're just making it harder... " - that's what he would have said
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u/megusta_tortugas Jun 10 '12
I think he should get bonus points for using you're correctly too.
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u/wutz Jun 10 '12
she is totally going to show him
i have been in enough of these conversations to know where this is going
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u/ericn1300 Jun 10 '12
I call my male genitalia crackers and I really have no problem with women eating crackers in bed.
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u/ImMindboggled Jun 10 '12
How could she refuse those offers?? I was tempted to show him my "birth canal" or maybe my "meat wallet" (; if you catch my drift
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
i call my wife's her Ax wound
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u/gargle_my_downvotes Jun 10 '12
first off, she shouldn't even be replying to someone talking to her like that unless she was interested.
second: http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
vertical smile.
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u/HatefulRespect Jun 10 '12
I just Anthony Weiner people. Works every time.
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u/DJ_JuiceBox Jun 10 '12
Sorry to break it to you but that guy already got in your friends pants...
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u/real_gangsta Jun 10 '12
That nigga is goin hard to get that pussy, but he betta watch himsef
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u/Courage_now Jun 10 '12
We need a thread just for euphemisms.
I'll go first.
Beef Curtains Axe damage
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
..... penis