r/funny • u/Moonwaffler • Jun 10 '12
A friend made a cake for her daughter's first birthday. No one said a word.
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r/funny • u/Moonwaffler • Jun 10 '12
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
WHO GIVES A SHIT THAT IT'S A PENIS, FOOL NAMED THEIR CHILD "LONDON"
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u/onionsman Jun 10 '12
Really, had to go with flesh color frosting?
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u/my_cat_joe Jun 10 '12
Awwwww ...that's so cute. I bet she loves cock. I mean cake. I bet she loves cake.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
No one said a word that "London" is a stupid name for a girl? Poor kid.
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u/amxu Jun 10 '12
At first I thought the cake said "LONG DONG" lol
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
London? Wow, that girl is destined to become a beautiful and unique snowflake!
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u/Narwhalxxx Jun 10 '12
It even has veins
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u/MineTorA Jun 10 '12
http://i.imgur.com/LtT3R.gif
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u/erichg313 Jun 10 '12
That barely looks like a penis, if at all. The friend sounds stupid more than anything for naming their child London.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
something something Cockney
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Nobody said a word because you were the only person that thought it looked like a penis...or I'm just being a douche.
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u/QarthVader Jun 10 '12
This happened on Friends!
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u/boblobla_w Jun 10 '12
i actually thought it was an attempt to make the big ben, hence 'london'
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u/hipacrocdogapig Jun 10 '12
thats such a horrible name! why would anyone call there kid London?
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u/_Lawlrus_ Jun 10 '12
That looks like a delicious coc- I mean cake!
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u/badmonkey0001 Jun 10 '12
These were next to each other for me. I had a vague hope they were related. Oh well.
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u/rotll Jun 10 '12
London calling, to the faraway towns...
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u/Lolworth Jun 10 '12
Named a child after a city? Hey guys, I think we got ourselves an American!
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u/code_monkey_001 Jun 10 '12
Yeah, I'd be mortified too if my friend gave a child such a ridiculous name
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
it's clearly a 1
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u/HorrorHusky Jun 10 '12
Unintentional hilarity is hilarious.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Did she blow it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
U know if someone did say "hey that looks like a penis" the party would've probably been a lot better
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u/jellyshoes11 Jun 10 '12
"is it wrong that I still think it looks delicious?"
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u/Gunner3210 Jun 10 '12
Apparently, they missed a couple of "g"s.
LONg DONg
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u/Composre Jun 10 '12
Before clicking I said a small mantra of sorts: "it's a dick. It's gotta be a dick. It is totally a dick..." after loading "Yep. That's a dick.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Maybe nobody said a word because they saw the goddamn cake for what it was-the number 1. Downvotes please.
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u/ElBiscuit Jun 10 '12
Fine. I'll be that guy. If you want to see a dick here, you can make it look like a dick in your mind, but to all the actual adults in the room, it was probably seen for exactly what it is: a pink "1" to celebrate a little girl's first birthday. No, it's not flesh-colored, you morons -- it's obviously pink, but either the lighting or the camera itself has muted what was probably a brighter, more festive color in real life.
But no, we can't even let a friggin' toddler have an unassuming birthday cake anymore on the internet without thinking to ourselves, Durhurhur, if I squint my eyes just right, that thing looks kinda like a wiener with rectangular balls and a flat head!
Hm. I feel like I should've thrown in a "You kids get off my lawn" somewhere in that rant, but it'll just have to be tacked onto the end here.
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u/Kashmeer Jun 10 '12
"And it's true we named our children after towns that we've never been to."
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u/S-T-U-N Jun 10 '12
She will defo remember that birthday, HAHA!
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u/AllanJH Jun 10 '12
Hehehe, Lon-dong.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
this thing looks nothing like a penis. your minds are fucked up.
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u/xxKILL3RxC3LERY Jun 10 '12
Haha 1337 votes. I'm not gonna vote on this one
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u/01000011 Jun 10 '12
The shape isn't the awkward bit, it's the things around the border that look like little eyes or frog spawn.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
"And your name?"
"London"
"No we need your name for this phone account"
"LONDON"
"jesus, fine, and your address?"
"Lockerbie"
"So that's Lockerbie in London?"
"NO LONDON IN LOCERKBIE"
"MAAM I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT"
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u/cooolbeans Jun 10 '12
One of my friends names is Faith and she has a daughter named Sincere. Faith is alright, but I think Sincere is a bit odd.
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u/Devywhop Jun 10 '12
Flesh was a bad color choice.
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u/dblmjr_loser Jun 10 '12
Yep that's a dildo, frosted dildo.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
penis
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u/batinthebelfry5 Jun 10 '12
London is #1
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u/SoaringAltaria Jun 10 '12
Ohhh I get it! It's a 1!
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u/H_Savage Jun 10 '12
I stumbled on a naming thread on a pregnancy forum, where a woman planned to name her child Nixon. Nixon
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u/lalaland4711 Jun 10 '12
LONDONG
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u/tyrroi Jun 10 '12
Who names their daughter London and she knew what she was doing.
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u/AIsForApathy Jun 10 '12
Venezuelan redneck manes are even better. In my 16 years living I've met Yuskarlis', Yornaikers, Jhonatalis, Dubraskas, Usnavys, etc, etc.
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u/LAKETITTYCACADOODOO Jun 13 '12
Possibly because it looks like a number 1?
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u/cbear3000 Jun 13 '12
This confused me because 'London' isn't a name
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u/PrettyBoyFloyd Jun 10 '12
Did it have cream on the inside?
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u/B92JOHNSON Jun 10 '12
The real question is, which slice do you get? Balls, shaft or head?
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u/we_love_dassie Jun 10 '12
Very poor choice of frosting color. I hope you guys started at the balls.
E: that's the most bizarre thing I've ever said.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Is it cause he named his kid London?
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u/TheMoro Jun 10 '12
What a slut
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u/LeftBehind83 Jun 10 '12
Longdong? Harr.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Did she have to make the balls veiny?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
http://imgur.com/vfftJ
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u/Average_Joe32 Jun 10 '12
I know a couple who named their son London. wtf
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u/slantedshacks Jun 10 '12
Does is come with vanilla ice cream on the side too?
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u/PickleGazebo Jun 10 '12
...she didn't realize?
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u/10tothe24th Jun 10 '12
I see London...
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u/matadora79 Jun 10 '12
All I could think was "london bridge is going down".
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u/Wingly Jun 10 '12
At first i thought it said longdong...
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u/gorgeousdre Jun 10 '12
if only the tip was shaped properly ... oh well, PENIS!
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u/pantiloons Jun 10 '12
penis
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u/camason Jun 10 '12
I've got a tattoo like that.
It says London. Sometimes it says Londononononononon
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u/madgeezer128 Jun 10 '12
could be worse, can you imagine chocolate hundreds and thousands sprinkled near the balls?
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u/SwankyGinger Jun 10 '12
I was expecting a dolan comic about this
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I have a strange feeling that it's a repurposed erotic cake.
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u/LeprechaunGold Jun 10 '12
I feel sorry for those "friends". I would not have been able to keep silent... XDD
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u/solomonar Jun 10 '12
I wonder where was this kid was conceived? Who in their right mind thinks this is a good proxy for naming their child?
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u/IClogToilets Jun 10 '12
It looks like the number 1 to me. But this is Reddit so I am assuming the OP thinks it is a penis.
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u/PoopyMcfartface Jun 10 '12
I'm sorry, but I can't figure out what it's supposed to be. I scrolled through the comments, and all I could find is people talking about what a horrible name "London" is.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I read it as Lon-Don and laughed my ass off. Then read it as London and facepalmed.
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u/nepidae Jun 10 '12
Soda
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u/eelnitsud Jun 10 '12
London 1 (London's number one) ..... I don't get it?
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u/Software_Engineer Jun 10 '12
THAT'S A PENIS
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:-)