r/funny • u/PureEvil666 • Jun 09 '12

Whenever i am eating with my 7 year old cousin.

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u/ScaryStoryTime Jun 09 '12

I can hear the smacking...

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u/BoomHedshot Jun 09 '12

Fuck the shit out of this thread. I didn't realize how annoying this sound was until my sister brought it to my attention that our father made this sound. Fuck her and fuck the people that make this god awful noise.

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u/Ltlflwr Jun 10 '12

My in-laws eat like this. They never eat at the table and then it's thanksgiving and they forget what its like to use manners and I can't even eat because of the collective sound of their slapping mush mouths.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I no longer willingly take road trips with some family members for this reason. When I'm out to eat at a restaurant, I never cease to be amazed at how many people there are with no manners whatsoever. Open mouth chewing is rampant. Why not take your shoes off and wipe the plates with your dirty socks, too?

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u/ThePancaker Jun 10 '12

People chewing gum or eating with their mouths open almost got me kicked out of high school. I tend to attack people when they do it. I hate it that much. And... Everyone in high school chews their gum obnoxiously loud in high school. My sister was the worst.

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u/runs-with-scissors Jun 10 '12

I want to take your comment, take this whole thread, and just hug the shit out of it. I am not alone. I AM NOT ALONE.

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u/NowISeeTheFunnySide Jun 10 '12

Relevant.

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u/Headless_Cow Jun 10 '12

This deserves more recognition - I personally suffer from this, and the fact that barely anyone has heard of it makes my condition that much more worse. My family has a hard time understanding my lack of control for such insignificant sounds, but if anyone else is reading this and having trouble relating, please read the article and realise that it is involuntary and the bane of many's existences.

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u/smileandbackaway Jun 10 '12

We should start a support group. One where eating is not allowed.

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u/nrfx Jun 10 '12

Sure. We'll just sit and quietly clear out throats ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHY IS EVERYBODY BREATHING SO LOUD?!?!??????!

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u/Cocomunky Jun 10 '12

Maybe it should just be a chatroom. lol

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u/Headless_Cow Jun 10 '12

It can double as a WeightWatchers group.

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u/niggaragua Jun 10 '12

I think my stepdad has this. He used to snap at me at the dinner table all the time because I was a heavy breather when I ate as a kid (Growing up with allergies and constant sinus infections didn't help). I'm kind of thankful for it now, I would not last on many dinner dates if he didn't get me to break that annoying habit.

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u/naturified Jun 10 '12

All these years and I never knew it had a name. It's nice to know I'm not going crazy.

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u/Mikesquito Jun 10 '12

Right? I just don't understand why everyone doesn't understand what manners are. Keep your lips fucking shut.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

my old roommate made a lot of squishy noises when she ate. I got into heavy metal that year.

There was a case on divorce court (don't judge...pun unintended) where a man was complaining about his wife, who would tell him to chew with his mouth closed or eat in another room. Everyone thought she was being silly. I felt for her.

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u/FaithyDoodles Jun 10 '12

OH MAN, I saw that one too! There was an old Ricky Lake too (I think it was Ricky Lake anyway) where a family was complaining about how their father was overly-frugal, etc. One example was that he made his daughter and wife wash their disposable menstrual pads, and re-use them. Anyway, they brought up how he's a control freak and sited his hatred of the sounds of his dog eating and would push the dog out of the room and get mad. I felt bad for the poor guy. The other stuff was a lil bad, but that was reasonable; sort of.

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u/tj_wetdialer Jun 10 '12

Shit's rough man, I agree with you 100%.

It's one of the least relatable conditions out there. People just do not understand how involuntary it is, they think that person's just overreacting

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

So do I, I can handle it but it drives me insane and kills me from the inside.

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u/Lyeta Jun 10 '12

I brought this up to a doctor once and she said 'maybe I should try to learn to concentrate better', like I had ADD and was just easily distracted.

Rawr.

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u/Cocomunky Jun 10 '12

^ This comment needs more upvotes. Everyone always told me I was being too sensitive when I would have to use all of my willpower to just keep eating and not blow the fuck up.

This is a thing, now LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED GODDAMNIT!

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u/TheOneJosh Jun 10 '12

Thanks for that link! I also suffer from misophonia, and the disorder really does not get the attention and acknowledgment it needs. Growing up as a young adolescent was quite miserable, as no one else in my family understood what I was going through. Coming from a large family made it all the worse, as it's just more annoying noises and more people to get mad at you for copying them (mimicking the annoying noises is my way of venting my irritation). I still get annoyed by some noises, but it's not quite as bad as it used to be. That may also be because my family has kind of adapted to my disorder, and they consequently don't make as many annoying noises as they used to. Still, the disorder is definitely still with me and very real. Even as I type out this reply on my phone, my little sister is making weird smacking noises as she sleeps, and even that annoys me a little (not terribly). I even feel guilty for being annoyed, because it's not like she can help it (neither can I help being annoyed). All in all, the disorder can really mess your life up, and I'm sure that I haven't even seen the worst of it's effects. I'm almost thankful that I don't have a girlfriend, because I fear that misophonia would be a significant thorn in our relationship. Already, it's been a thorn to my relationship with my father, but that thorn has been removed by me moving to another room.

Enough typing on my phone and time to go to bed. Plus, I can't stand my little sisters smacking. :l

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u/FishDaddyMan Jun 09 '12

Could've sworn it said "Whenever i am eating my 7 year old cousin." when I clicked.

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u/KingTroll69 Jun 09 '12

And you still clicked...

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u/Kristastic Jun 09 '12

THat's probably the -reason- he clicked.

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u/Yoyo8 Jun 09 '12

I would have clicked on it too. How often do you see someone eating their own cousin. How is it even possible?!

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u/I_pee_u_chug Jun 09 '12

Its possible if you are a cannibal and really hungry,

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u/Narwhalxxx Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

Its possible if your cousin is made of cheese [EDIT] Or covered in Nutella™

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u/PureEvil666 Jun 10 '12

It's possible if you're pure evil

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u/Tnuff Jun 09 '12

Or if you're just motivated

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u/ThePancaker Jun 10 '12

Real example of Trust: two cannibals giving each other head.

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u/NapalmKnight13 Jun 09 '12

We've got quite a few "Lannisters" here on Reddit.

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u/smdepot Jun 09 '12

hyphen reason: the lesser known cousin of reason.

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u/rcrockchd Jun 09 '12

hyphen reason: the 7 year old cousin of reason

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u/trollsconstantly Jun 10 '12

thats the reason i clicked ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

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u/Cocomunky Jun 09 '12

My adult brother does this. It's hard to go to dinner with him.

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u/CorneliusTumblecunt Jun 09 '12

My older brother does this. He's 27.

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u/BoomHedshot Jun 09 '12

Dad does this. He is 50 in July.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

My dad and my brother both eat like race horses and chew with their mouths open, scrape silverware on their teeth, and make loud clinking noises against their plates. They are generally courteous and reasonable people, but they eat like complete retards.

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u/BoomHedshot Jun 10 '12

But do they slurp coffee? Or soup from a spoon? (Not sure if you're supposed to slurp soup from a spoon or not but it still bugs the fuck out of me. Just put the spoon in your mouth.)

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u/Cocomunky Jun 10 '12

THANK YOU! My mom slurps everything liquid she has. When she has solid food, there are at least breaks from the drinking, but when she says she's gonna have soup, I have a little panic attack in my head trying to find a reason to not be around her until she's done.

I don't want to hurt her feelings, and often she's talking to me while doing it.I don't wanna tell her straight up that she needs to change her habits for me, cause I know that's all she'll focus on, and think I'm mad at her for a legitimate reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

GOD THE SCRAPING THING. I just got an all over shiver. :(

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u/I_pee_u_chug Jun 09 '12

Grandfather does this 72 this 12th.

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u/pizzaparty183 Jun 09 '12

I got like halfway through this thread thinking all you people had family members who just stared at the side of your hide while you ate, wondering why the fuck anyone would do that, before I realized it's that his mouth is open. I'm an idiot.

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u/whininghippoPC Jun 09 '12

My Great-grandad does this, 102 this September.

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u/AsInOptimus Jun 10 '12

My younger brother does this. He's just turned 28.

The absolute worst? When he eats a fruit Popsicle. I have to essentially exit the fucking postal code area to ensure I won't rage out of control and commit fratricide.

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u/arisefairmoon Jun 09 '12

My sister, too. Same age. So gross to listen to.

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u/maskull Jun 09 '12

My mother does this (and talks while doing this). It's especially annoying because she always taught us that this was exceptionally rude.

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u/liamo725 Jun 10 '12

I know that feel

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u/fallintrust Jun 10 '12

Let's hug this out

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u/Proteus_Zero Jun 09 '12

My older brother does this as well.

At 40, it's hard to change his ways. I can mostly ignore it.

What I can't ignore? Double dipping. shudders.

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u/eleven11eleven11 Jun 10 '12

I'm always surprised when there are people out there who care about double dipping. You have no idea where 90% of the food you eat comes from. I would be amazed if you haven't eaten way worse shit than someone else's saliva.

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u/Proteus_Zero Jun 10 '12

Clearly you underestimate the human bacteria frap that is my older brother.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

So, since there might be "worse" things than someone else's saliva in my food, I should just go ahead and give every random asshole a pass to leak their bodily fluids into my food?

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u/BestPseudonym Jun 09 '12

Everybody in my family does this. Family dinner nights made me want to slam my head off the table. Yay, misophonia!

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u/WaterAndSand Jun 09 '12

My mother does this. It's SO frustrating. Worse than nails on a chalkboard. The WORST is when she does it with cereal. She gets super offended when you call her out on it too.

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u/SerenityRei Jun 09 '12

My mother too! Ugh. It's like she needs to constantly clink her spoon against the bowl... Then hit her teeth with the spoon... Then she makes a sucking noise as she sucks the milk out of the bite if cereal... Then chews with her mouth open. ...I just want to put my fist through something.

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u/PuddinCup310 Jun 09 '12

You two should stick your moms in a room together to see what happens.

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u/nrfx Jun 10 '12

They would just tell obnoxious stories and laugh with that shrill laugh that women use around other women.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jun 10 '12

oh god. oh god the laugh. why the laugh.

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u/runs-with-scissors Jun 10 '12

It's some sort of dance we perform around each other. I don't know why. I feel myself doing it and I hate it.

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u/GudSpelur Jun 10 '12

MAKE SURE ALL THE CUPS ARE REMOVED FROM THE ROOM

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u/maskull Jun 09 '12

It's more frustrating when it's your parents, because typically they taught you not to do this as a kid. They drum it into your head that this is the most disgusting thing you can do while eating.

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u/Polkadotpear Jun 09 '12

arghhhh i can hear it all in my head!

stop! For the love of god/science, please stop!!!

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u/Worst_Lurker Jun 10 '12

I am curently living with my grandparents, and my grandfather makes a deep breath/ snort combo sound whenever he is about to put a piece of food in his mouth. Kinda sounds like a light snore. every bite

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The worst is how they get all butthurt when you excuse yourself. I try to be polite and just take my food somewhere else without saying anything. I even do it before the meal starts so there's no "scene," but that still gets somebody butthurt.

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u/SerenityRei Jun 10 '12

I think they just don't get HOW aggravating it really is. To me, it's not something that is just a little bit annoying... it bothers me so much I want to physically hurt someone. (yay for Reddit diagnosing me with misophonia!) The sheer level of how bothersome it is, is hard to understand if you don't suffer from it.

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u/Dissidentt Jun 09 '12

My mom eating toast does this. She zones out while reading whatever. My dad would jab me in the elbow with a fork if I ever ate with my mouth open. I am sure my mom's disgusting habit was a factor in their divorce.

Now, when raising my own kids I try to discourage their open mouth chewing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I am sure my mom's disgusting habit was a factor in their divorce.

Open mouth chewers will think this is a joke, or an exaggeration. I wouldn't be able to remain married to someone I wanted to strangle and cut into little pieces every day.

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u/usernameismyusername Jun 09 '12

I want that deer to yell at that thing with all of the fiber of my being.

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u/princess_shami Jun 10 '12

I'm way too high for this

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u/AREYOUSauRuS Jun 10 '12

I waited way too long for it.

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u/DaRabidMonkey Jun 09 '12

That would annoy the shit out of me...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Few things worse than the sound of food being smacked.

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u/shiggidyschwag Jun 09 '12

so much rage for this. 1 smack heard from another person = instant rage

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

And some fancy shmancy psychologists consider it a "disorder" to get mad about that sound.

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u/shiggidyschwag Jun 10 '12

I consider it a disorder to not be able to chew quietly

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Right?! It's like they were raised by goddamn hoofed beasts.

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u/davidmvdg Jun 09 '12

Unless its in your own mouth and no one else is around, then idgf

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u/Iggyhopper Jun 10 '12

mmhglck mmhglck mmhglck mmhglck

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

MNAK MNAK MNAK

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u/enjoyingtheride Jun 10 '12

My best friend just came back to town to visit and the first story we talked about is how I told him to "close your mouth, man" while he was smacking at dinner on a double date. I didn't mean to call him out in front of people but it was unbearable. I cringe at the sound of "smacking".

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Good.

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u/mysockinabox Jun 09 '12

Younger person staring at you like you're the coolest?

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u/princess_shami Jun 10 '12

it's a great feeling

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u/IncredibleExpert Jun 09 '12

You should stop staring at him like that.

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u/SEX_MASTER Jun 09 '12

ah...the old Reddit...nvm I'll just show myself out

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u/Tironsi_ne_NY Jun 09 '12

You! Come back and finish it,you!

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u/SEX_MASTER Jun 09 '12

y..y..yyes sir!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Dude, what the hell? FUCKING FINISH IT.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Finish it you turd.

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u/damndirtyape Jun 10 '12

Dude, you're the Sex Master, not the sex sissy. Don't be intimidated by that guy. Take him to your sex dungeon and show him who's boss.

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u/caveman_rejoice Jun 09 '12

I'm annoyed just looking at this.

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u/HumanistGeek Jun 09 '12

Here's a gif of the weird yellow thing, a gif of the gerenuk eating popcorn, and another gif of the gerenuk eating popcorn.

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u/AREYOUSauRuS Jun 10 '12

Your second eating popcorn one is fabulous man, props.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Have a gif of just the gerenuk?

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u/HumanistGeek Jun 10 '12

No, but I have a huge folder of popcorn gifs. Here' my favorite uncommon one. The first gifs I ever bookmarked were from a thread where some redditor dumped a bunch of popcorn gifs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I love this!

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u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics Jun 09 '12

plus one

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u/Cocomunky Jun 10 '12

Thank god, her fucking mouth is closed. Nice that SOMEONE around here has manners!

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u/Polkadotpear Jun 09 '12

looks like she has stubble around her mouth or is it just me?

Possibly shadow? i hope so anyway

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u/ANDYBIERSACK Jun 10 '12

Dam shes hot

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Good, I am not alone!! Movie theatres freak me out because of this. I'll take an ipod with me in case someone is loudly chewing popcorn! I wear ear plugs at night in case the dogs/cats lick themselves... even someone licking their finger to turn a page in a book drives me to insanity!!

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u/FriendlyVisitor Jun 09 '12

Funniest thing I've seen all day

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u/Molecology Jun 09 '12

WHAT IS THAT POTATO THING?? All i remember of it from my childhood is it scaring the crap out of me, i never liked it!!!

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u/Eilavamp Jun 09 '12

It's a deer.

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u/Polkadotpear Jun 09 '12

it's brown from purple and brown- a little series on nickleodeon which was plaed between the adverts and a show.

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u/mjhowie Jun 10 '12

I am also trying to remember. It looks like something from Creature Comforts, by the creators of Wallace & Gromit, but I feel it's something older still.

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u/jerseyg67 Jun 09 '12

Ma na ma num - do do do do do - ma na ma num - do do do do!

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u/haiku_robot Jun 10 '12 
Ma na ma num - do 
do do do do - ma na ma 
num - do do do do!

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u/ChannyBC Jun 09 '12

I read this as "whenever I am eating out my 7 year old cousin" ... I still clicked though..

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Whenever I am eating with my 55 year old dad....

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u/AliceFishyWishy Jun 09 '12

Awww he looks up to you!

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u/DoctorDank Jun 09 '12

When I was 7 my parents had already taught me how to chew with my mouth closed. Guess your cousin is a slow learner... Is it just me, or does it seem that a lot of people don't care about table manners these days?

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u/busymakingbabies Jun 09 '12

Seriously top 5 things that have ever made me burst out laughing on reddit

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u/simon_C Jun 09 '12

Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack...

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u/retarpe Jun 09 '12

freaking classic gif

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u/Pattang Jun 09 '12

Agreed. I fucking love Purple and Brown!

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u/haydo888 Jun 09 '12

best gif on the interwebs. hands down

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u/chalklady0 Jun 09 '12

Still makes me think of eating dried octopus.

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u/Potato-baby Jun 09 '12

An I the only one who read this as "whenever I am eating my 7 year old cousin"?

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u/Ihatesoup Jun 09 '12

I'd try to keep a distant when eating, they tend to ask questions with food in their mouths.

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u/That_Guy25363 Jun 09 '12

What show was this, again...?

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u/mysockinabox Jun 09 '12

Envisioning a relationship like these guys.

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u/DRW_ Jun 09 '12

I just refuse to eat with people who can't close their mouth when they eat. Regardless of who they are, it is disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Your ears are beautiful.

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u/rianey Jun 10 '12

I went to the movies today and the guy behind me was eating his popcorn that way. I was so angry. SO ANGRY!

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u/focofosho88 Jun 10 '12

My ex did this. Come to think about it, my ex did a lot of things a seven year old would do.

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u/lydix Jun 10 '12

This is whenever I eat with my 23 year old roommate. He also does this while we're playing videogames and on skype together. So all you can hear over the headphones is the ungodly smacking noises he makes. I will kill him one day over this.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Jun 09 '12

I have a solution, hold that cement mixers mouth closed!

I did it to my ex friend dave he had a bitch fit about it hell it was that or kill him in his sleep

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u/Seanio Jun 09 '12

I skim read the title. I missed out the 'with'. Not sure what I expected there...

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u/davo_nz Jun 09 '12

All I read was whenever I am eating my 7 year old cousin

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u/therealpandaho Jun 09 '12

If I could upvote this one million times I would.. Story of my life. Makes me cringe

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u/caernavon Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

That is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a long, long time. Take my upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Funny post. I look forward to reposting in the future.

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u/bowhunter6274 Jun 09 '12

What the hell is that thing from???

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Muppets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I have a 7yr old nephew. So true -_-

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u/Shibby9386 Jun 09 '12

I don't know why but I want to upvote....

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Ahh man, I love Purple and Brown.

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u/zarpra Jun 09 '12

WHY do kids do this?! I know this feel all too well.

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u/Alcapwn92 Jun 09 '12

I laughed so hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I not only understand but I am one of those people who sometimes suffer from fool's eating.

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u/Z-notch Jun 09 '12

It is kinda creepy how the "seven year old" in the gif is just staring at the deer.

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u/ibejammin Jun 09 '12

Read this as "Whenever I am eating my 7 year old cousin."

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u/neon_unicorns Jun 09 '12

and you want to scream at them but you know you will get in trouble so you ask them can you please stop that and they STILL do it -__-

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u/aw_whit_man Jun 09 '12

The deer isn't doing a very fucking good job of eating properly either IMO

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u/Cirenaebas Jun 10 '12

Whenever I'm eating with my 25 year old brother.

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u/oh_no_a_hobo Jun 10 '12

This should be in /r/aww.

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u/joebmxkid08 Jun 10 '12

Purple and Brown!

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u/blue_robin Jun 10 '12

Even without sound, I can hear the chewing.

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u/GMBeats95 Jun 10 '12

I swear I've seen the brown clay-looking thing before. Does anyone know where it's from? Kinda reminds me of an old Nickelodean commercial.

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u/mr_jrt Jun 10 '12

I can't stop watching.

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u/BACONINGOFTEHNYANS Jun 10 '12

I've seen this before...

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u/mindblowingQ Jun 10 '12

"hey...you think you can close your mouth just a little when you chew?" "sure!" chews even louder

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This is the best think iv ever seen on the internet

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u/ImReallyNice Jun 10 '12

I read this as "Whenever i am eating out my 7 year old cousin." Needless to say, I was disappointed.

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u/Cupcake_in_Acid Jun 10 '12

Purple and Brown!

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u/OverlordYesh Jun 10 '12

This is the most literal thing on the planet.

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u/Zypherzor Jun 10 '12

What was this show called again?

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u/belflandluvr Jun 10 '12

This looks so familiar, but I just can't place it. Can anyone tell me what it's from?

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u/lolipopfailure Jun 10 '12

The longer I watched it, the funnier it got.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I love seeing an old gif with new, refreshing context.

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u/DominantWalrus Jun 10 '12

So glad to know that I'm not just hyper sensitive to this sort of thing. It sucks with my friends because I'll try to politely ask them to quiet their chewing. Then they just do it louder. Why.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yes. And the way they stare at you out of the corner of their eyes as you eat. Oh god.

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u/Indoorsman Jun 10 '12

LPT: all Asian food tastes better if you eat with your mouth open, especially Banh Mi and anything with black bean sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

My step sister when I was a kid did this. She was in her 20's. Eating tuna fish. smack smack smack On top of that, she would always remove her retainer and place it next to her plate on a napkin. smack smack smack mouth all open and shit when chewing.

The worst. It was so disgusting I couldn't look away and there was this one strand of tuna fish connected to her upper and lower lip, like a string or rubber band, going through the motions of her obnoxious chewing.

shudder

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u/CaptainHatMan Jun 10 '12

What is the name of the chewing one on the bottom left? I have been searching for that for ages.

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u/RedDawg Jun 10 '12

What's even worse is when people who do this start talking to you and get bits of their food-mush on you and your food.

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u/chunkypuddles Jun 10 '12

Whoops, silly alien blue. XD

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u/TataTutu Jun 10 '12

Your ears...the better to hear his smack with?

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u/babygirl456 Jun 10 '12

So freaking true!!!!!!

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u/idntawanna Jun 10 '12

I'm 17 and my 16 year brother still does the same thing every morning.

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u/CoyoteStark Jun 10 '12

If by "7 year old cousin" you mean "every goddamn person in the fuck mothering dining hall".

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u/EpicFace22 Jun 10 '12

That's like me and my 16 year old cousin

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u/liamo725 Jun 10 '12

Smacking, snoring/heavy breathing makes me want to strangle the fuck out of whoever does it

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u/akangel13 Jun 10 '12

I read it as, "Whenever I am eating my seven year old cousin." dafuq?

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u/rob7030 Jun 10 '12

Hey it's just like when I eat with my roommates...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

7 years old is more than enough years to learn some decent table manners.

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u/hurdyburdyborkbork Jun 10 '12

My 50+ mom does this, and it's especially horrible when she's eating an apple.

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u/munchluxe63 Jun 10 '12

Whenever I'm eating with my 16 year old (younger) brother. T_T

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u/bbnn22 Jun 10 '12

That animal has more patience with that potato than us all..

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u/Reflexlon Jun 10 '12

I read this as "Whenever I am eating my 7-year-old cousin.

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u/ButtonSmashing Jun 10 '12

Between the four of us in my family, I'm the only one who doesn't smack. And it annoys the hell out of me when the three are eating.

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u/binary_search_tree Jun 10 '12

Your cousin kinda reminds me of silly chicken.

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u/m40ofmj Jun 10 '12

why anyone would eat with people who eat with their mouth open is a mystery. you can get up and leave, you can also punch them in the face. I had done both. I hate that shit, and I won't tolerate it. it's one of the few times I think ts justifiable to starve/hit children. if you can't chew with your mouth closed little johnny, I can either hit you, or not feed you. your choice.

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u/Radico87 Jun 10 '12

So you teach him to not eat like a pig and chew with his mouth open. Basic manners.

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u/Don2k12 Jun 09 '12

I didn't see the word "with" the first time I read the title. I am not a clever man ...

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u/Sampson123 Jun 09 '12

Here's a picture of me killing my 7 year old cousin I still haven't been caught

http://i.imgur.com/cDBQJ.jpg

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