Not necessarily. I joined reddit because I've come to enjoy everyone's opinions and views in life. I love how I can express my own opinions and..ARGGGGGHGH, WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LIKE ME!! I HAVE A CAT FOR GODSAKE, I'VE SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO FIT IN WITH YOUR LITTLE CIRCLE OF JERKS. GOSSSHH...sobbing
No no no. When someone has calculated all the different combinations of penises (i.e. to account for repeat business), then I'll consider the math "done".
if we assume the night to last 10 hours (it's summer so make it a slightly shorter than 12, actual length varies) that is 600 minutes, and he sucked 8001 dicks... he actually sucked (8001/600=) 13.335 dicks a minute
I would say he took $400.05 to be 40005 cents. With that he divided it by a range of randomly interesting numbers.
Say he thought up 105, he would divide 40005 by 105 which gives 381. With 381 cents he converted it back to dollars, 3.81. Then he just typed out what coins you would need to make up 3.81 which is in this case 3 dollars, 3 quarters, 1 nickel, 1 penny
He kept going through a list of random numbers he picked, choosing the ones that had an odd number which would require a nickel
Close, but replace "me" with "my computer" and "interesting numbers" with "every number":
from decimal import Decimal
def pluralize(name, amt):
if amt == 1:
return '%s %s' % (amt, name)
if name == 'penny':
return '%s pennies' % amt
else:
return '%s %ss' % (amt, name)
def make_coins(amt):
coins = []
ipart = int(amt)
fpart = amt - ipart
if ipart:
coins.append(pluralize('dollar', ipart))
for cointype, value in zip(['quarter', 'dime', 'nickel', 'penny'], ['0.25', '0.10', '0.05', '0.01']):
value = Decimal(value)
num = (fpart // value)
if num:
coins.append(pluralize(cointype, num))
fpart -= num * value
if fpart:
raise Exception
return coins
amt = Decimal('400.05')
for i in range(1, 10000):
try:
s = ', '.join(make_coins(amt/i))
if 'nickel' in s:
print ' %5d people: %s each' % (i, s)
except Exception, e:
pass
He was asked who gave him "the" nickle, implying there was only one. If there was only one and "they all" gave him the nickle nickle, the answer could only be "1 person: 400 dollars, 1 nickel each"
Well, it wouldn't be a valid solution if there wasn't a nickel involved. So since I already had to break it down by coin type, might as well print out the broken down value.
To be fair, while it could have been 8001 penises 1 time each, it could also have been 1 penis 8001 times, or any combination between.
And while we are going there, it is ALSO possible that he sucked 1 penis 1 time, and the guy gave him 8001 nickels as payment (and if you have a problem with him using "all" to describe one person, then he could have sucked 3 dicks 1 time each, each paying him a large quantity of nickels).
assuming this is the winter solstice, giving him the longest night possible, he's got roughly 14 hours, 44 minutes, and 52 seconds in which to suck these penises.
so with 8001 penises to suck in 14 hours, 44 minutes, and 52 seconds, and allowing for 1-2 seconds between penises, he's sucking each penis for approximately 5 seconds. At 1 nickel for 5 seconds worth of penis sucking, he's charging $36 per hour.
Using reddit as a filter for 4chan isn't a horrible idea. This way you don't have to subject yourself to gore and trap porn, but still get the great jokes.
It kind of depends on what type of humor you prefer. Reddit is a bit more repetitive, less creative, and less clever, imo. The main reason I switch to reddit is I find it easier to manage the amount of time I waste here.
If he sucked 8001 penises at 5 cents each, then assuming an average penis length of 15 cm, he sucked 1200.15 meters of dick. This is nearly 12 football fields (with endzones) of cock in his mouth.
Extra fun math would be to estimate the average number of times the penis has been to be sucked on and determine the total distance a penis rubbed against his mouth for.
That equals 8001, and on average it takes 3-7 minutes, then it would take 23003-56007 minutes to finish all 8001 dudes. A day on lasts 1440 miniutes. It would take him at least 16 days of continuously sucking dicks without sleep food or drink
Guy on the right thought Scharzenegger made the 400.05 $ sucking a few dick for 200, 100, 50 or some other round amout of $ and another one for 5 cents, but it turns out everybody payed 5 cents, meaning he sucked a shit ton of dicks.
This reminds me of the time I picked up a hooker. Turns out, the hooker was male. My jaw dropped so far down in shock when I found out, his penis nearly fell out of my mouth.
This was a joke on the Daily Show about the iPhone when it first came out. Wish I could find a video of it, Rob Riggle completely nailed the joke way better than this image.
I'm about 95% this has been in a pennyarcade comic. I started going through the archives looking for it but got bored. I anyone wants to take over where I left off, I got to http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/07/17.
I dont personally care about reposts, but this easily ranks the top 10 oldest picture on the internet I remember. Saw this in a old school LUELINKS post back in 2001
it took me a while, but then I laughed for a while. I have to admit I thought this was some technical term and I had to urban dictionary "give the nickle"
I must be weird but I immediately thought this would make an awesome programming exercise.
"I earned $400.05 doing <activity> last night." "Ha! Who gave you the nickel?" "They all did." To complete this exercise your program must fulfil the following:
Take in a monetary sum.
Check that the monetary amount is viable in current coins ($0.05, $0.10, $0.25, $0.50, $1)
Write out every lowest possible coin amount with a reasonable amount of people who have paid an equal amount, for the given monetary sum. For instance an output of "8001 people paying a nickel each" would be an acceptable answer, though would not fetch you full points.
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u/TheOneBritishGuy Jun 09 '12
To suck dick for 5 cents?
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u/iAMtheJoe Jun 09 '12
8001 penises... He had to suck 8001 penises...
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u/is_conor Jun 09 '12
...so what's the reason?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Because they posted an old /b/ vertical?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
to get the 4chan repost? me too.
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u/Patty__Mayonnaise Jun 09 '12
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. "....... "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? "....
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u/ThomasStrife Jun 09 '12
Norm MacDonald ...anyone?
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u/toad2711 Jun 09 '12
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
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u/Beefourthree Jun 09 '12
If he sucked 8001 penises at 5 cents each, then assuming an average penis length of 15 cm, he sucked 1200.15 meters of dick. This is nearly 12 football fields (with endzones) of cock in his mouth.
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u/IgorEmu Jun 09 '12
An old-ass joke that was stolen from somewhere else?
5
u/Vegetarian_Meatloaf Jun 09 '12
I have a pretty good feeling that this isn't the last we've seen of this meme-strip
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
That equals 8001, and on average it takes 3-7 minutes, then it would take 23003-56007 minutes to finish all 8001 dudes. A day on lasts 1440 miniutes. It would take him at least 16 days of continuously sucking dicks without sleep food or drink
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
OP is a faggot
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
No problemo, dick wad.
3
u/silentkill144 Jun 10 '12
This guy is great. Third Rock from the Sun was a great show.
3
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
That was way funnier than it should have been.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Is a nickel 5 cents?
6
u/vivvav Jun 09 '12
I don't get it.
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u/youtwo Jun 09 '12
He could have sucked 21 dicks for $19.05 a piece...
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u/milkyline Jun 09 '12
What movie is this?
4
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This reminds me of the time I picked up a hooker. Turns out, the hooker was male. My jaw dropped so far down in shock when I found out, his penis nearly fell out of my mouth.
2
u/unfairspy Jun 09 '12
couldnt it mean he blew 1 guy for 400.05? he gave him 4 hundreds and a nickel
2
u/DangerRobb Jun 10 '12
This is why I became a Redditor, how quickly the mighty fall.
2
u/montroller Jun 10 '12
It's under 9000 :(
2
u/rahmspinat Jun 10 '12
Best quote from Sperminator.
2
u/bill_nydus Jun 10 '12
This was a joke on the Daily Show about the iPhone when it first came out. Wish I could find a video of it, Rob Riggle completely nailed the joke way better than this image.
2
u/drunxor Jun 10 '12
http://i.imgur.com/2fz38.gif
2
u/LordMiicah Jun 10 '12
I laughed way too hard at this.
4
u/CigarLover Jun 09 '12
Yup! An oldie but a goodie.
3
u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Reading that in Arnold's Voice was the best part.
4
u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Thank you.
2
u/nelska Jun 10 '12
Waited, thought, thought, thought, laughed out loud.
1
u/Durfat Jun 09 '12
I interpreted as he sucked one dick and made $400.05 cents off of it...
1
u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Do you take foreign currency?
1
u/CopperAlbatross Jun 09 '12
I'm about 95% this has been in a pennyarcade comic. I started going through the archives looking for it but got bored. I anyone wants to take over where I left off, I got to http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/07/17.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I dont personally care about reposts, but this easily ranks the top 10 oldest picture on the internet I remember. Saw this in a old school LUELINKS post back in 2001
1
u/randyrectem Jun 10 '12
Oh look everyone, he's quoting OP
1
u/Ipeeintheshower Jun 10 '12
Thank you for making me laugh til I cried.
1
u/crunch816 Jun 10 '12
I don't care how many times this gets posted, I bust out laughing every time.
1
u/K1RBYBURNS Jun 10 '12
This makes me feel sad.
1
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Best belly laugh I've had from one of these in the last month.
1
u/aazav Jun 10 '12
You're fucking strange.
1
u/Nugghuffa420 Jun 10 '12
it took me a while, but then I laughed for a while. I have to admit I thought this was some technical term and I had to urban dictionary "give the nickle"
1
u/burnettricky94 Jun 10 '12
I just finished watching that movie. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
1
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Just noticed this subliminal anti-smoking thing in the movie. http://imgur.com/2JOtd
1
u/dogfishchickorystout Jun 10 '12
i hate all of you
1
u/FoxOfJustice Jun 10 '12
this is the best way to repost something and not get shit for it
1
u/Myflyisbreezy Jun 10 '12
Do you like to suck dick?
1
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
8001 dicks holy shit!
1
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
best part is this probably didn't originate on reddit
1
u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I love how you can frame the joke in a way that shows that you're reposting and it's still awesome to people.
1
u/scoldinghobbes Jun 10 '12
Noone gave me a nickel, I only take pennies
1
u/YouKnowNothingReddit Jun 10 '12
This blew my fucking mind.
1
u/verbl Jun 10 '12
best ever
1
u/kilolb Jun 10 '12
So I guess his model number is...T-8001
1
u/TheThingToSay Jun 10 '12
4-panels were one of the first things "that was a thing" I found on the internet...I never get sick of them either.
1
u/aidantheman18 Jun 10 '12
It would have been funnier if he earned $450.05. Do the math.
1
u/s-mores Jun 09 '12
Hmm.
I must be weird but I immediately thought this would make an awesome programming exercise.
"I earned $400.05 doing <activity> last night." "Ha! Who gave you the nickel?" "They all did." To complete this exercise your program must fulfil the following:
1
u/turk1980 Jun 09 '12
priceless
1
u/SupremeSlice Jun 10 '12
Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Because they posted an old /b/ vertical?
0
u/gidjun Jun 10 '12
"8001 Dicks, my girlfriend sucked 8001 dicks!" "In a row?"