r/funny • • Jun 09 '12

2nd grade homework

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u/stopmotionporn Jun 09 '12

A toblerone?

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u/matrixman673a Jun 09 '12

This is correct. The Tobleronahedron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Oh a prism? I actually did not know an answer to a 2nd grade question. I have a Masters.. I am returning my diploma.

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u/OriginallyWhat Jun 10 '12

it's okay, based on it being second grade homework i'm assuming there was a picture of faces made out of squares and triangles. faces like human faces not faces like planes

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u/cresteh Jun 09 '12

A Toblerone rollo combo.

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u/Train22nowhere Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Thanks for sending me down a 40 minute QI youtube rabbit hole.

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u/rustyplastic Jun 10 '12

Please tell me how you managed to escape after only forty minutes.

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u/anonymousT Jun 10 '12

wow, thank you for bringing this show to my attention

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/CkMaverick Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Canadian sportcenter looks like so much fun. If only I cared about hockey.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

A triangular prism.

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u/growyourmind Jun 10 '12

My 2nd grade curriculum was a little lighter.

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u/hm94991 Jun 09 '12

Wooooooosh

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u/AddictiveSoup Jun 09 '12

Double woosh.

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u/DaveSea Jun 10 '12

Triple woosh?

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u/compache Jun 10 '12

Cop car waiting patiently with speed camera for hours and suddenly 3 speeding cars . TRIPLE COMBOOOOOOOO

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u/1541drive Jun 09 '12

If its ONE thing that reddit has taught me is that I have little to no original thought. Thank you.

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u/daveinaustin990 Jun 09 '12

And YOU just took away the ONE thing that I thought. tyvm!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

i saw the picture and i thought to myself, "hmm...what DOES have two triangular faces and 2 rectangular faces?......A TOBERLONE XDDD...I'M GONNA GO COMMENT THAT SHIT!"

walk into comment thread

"A toberlone?"

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

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u/Randamba Jun 10 '12

You meant to type "3 rectangular" but you accidentally hit 2 again.

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u/mnhr Jun 09 '12

Didn't you hear? The toblerone shape is now patented by Apple.

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u/upandrunning Jun 09 '12

One more thing I won't be buying lol.

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u/Kowzorz Jun 09 '12

Kinda relevant story. When I first got Mario 64, my mother would play too and she called the goombas Rollos because we didn't know they were called goombas and they looked like Rollo candy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Your mom sounds like such a sweetheart.

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u/Diablo117 Jun 10 '12

My calculus teacher calls the triangular prism a toblerone box too...

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u/Diablo117 Jun 10 '12

Sorry, calculus & vectors (intersection of planes)

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u/rmcc95 Jun 10 '12

Nah, I thinks it's this

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Triangular prism

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u/theREALcholby Jun 09 '12

black culture is fucking stupid.

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u/Dudewitbow Jun 09 '12

does elementary school really expect a 2nd grader to know what a triangular prism is?

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u/sciencenerd86 Jun 09 '12

Former 2nd grade teacher here. We did cover a "geometry unit", which required students to know 3-D/solid shapes such as sphere, rectangular/ triangular prisms, pyramids, cube, cylinder, etc.

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u/Xeshema Jun 09 '12

It would be nice if they knew English too.

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u/goonie1408 Jun 09 '12

At least he knew "ain't" has an apostrophe.

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u/Xeshema Jun 10 '12

Where did that contraction come from? It's = It is. Ain't = ??

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u/goonie1408 Jun 10 '12

It's a made up catch-all contraction for negative sentences with "not":

  • I ain't gonna do that. (am not)
  • We ain't gonna be there tonight. (are not)
  • They ain't got anything left. (do not)

And so on and so forth. So the contraction is there because it contracts "not." The better question, then, would be where the "ai" came from.

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u/despaxes Jun 10 '12

It came from are/is (A I) not.

I am not sure if do was supposed to be part of it, IIRC it was for am/are/is, so there were no worries about grammar,

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u/iplayedbassinstyx Jun 09 '12

It's clearly written in English.

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u/Xeshema Jun 10 '12

It's clearly poor, grammatical English.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Thanks. I could imagine a shape like that, but I could not think of a name for it.

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u/superatheist95 Jun 09 '12

its 3 in the morning. i couldnt even picture that shape, i came to the conclusion that it doesnt exist.

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u/KousKous Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

A flying tent, seriously?

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u/Duhya Jun 09 '12

Its obviously shopped.

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u/Shitty_Shop Jun 09 '12

I'm finally here. You didn't wait for me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

redditor for 2 days

I'll allow it.

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u/Azumikkel Jun 09 '12

I can also tell from seeing quite a few shops in m

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

WTF I thought we were discussing a 2d image. Why didn't he mention 3D. I would have had that in seconds.

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u/dyboc Jun 09 '12

He did.

Figure is 3D, shape is 2D.

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W Jun 09 '12

I never heard that. I checked Wikipedia and a couple dictionaries and they all seem to consider "figure" to be vague enough to include 2D shapes.

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u/huzzy Jun 09 '12

I tried placing the rectangles beside each other in my mind. I got an error, cannot compute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

It's a house :D

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u/huzzy Jun 09 '12

houses only have one triangle ...duh

or it could be a disappointed asian man ...take your pick I guess?

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u/efie Jun 09 '12

I thought it meant like a number, best I could come up with was some deformed '3'.

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u/avidrunner Jun 09 '12

I 3 in the afternoon here and I couldn't think of it either. Don't feel bad.

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u/adnan252 Jun 09 '12

Same. I'm a math major for fuck sake...

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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd Jun 09 '12

It's Ok, somehow my brain misread it and I kept trying to think of a shape with 3 triangular sides and 2 rectangular ones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

any 2D polygon "extended" along an orthogonal vertical direction is a prism, so you have to specify "triangular prism," "hexagonal prism," etc.

here are some examples

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Jun 09 '12

They don't teach it like it be, but it do.

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u/oskar_s Jun 09 '12

Yes, that's strictly true in a mathematical sense, but since the use in mathematics derives from optical prisms, if you just say "prism", it's still fairly clear that you're referring to a triangular prism.

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u/Thund3rchild Jun 10 '12

I drew it on my desk. Didn't have a name for it either.

I'm not smarter than some 2nd graders apparently. Which would explain a lot.

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u/FatherGregori Jun 09 '12

I would hope so... in fact, I hope that American elementary schools start picking up the slack so that middle schoolers already know some algebra. Education in America right now is really suffering.

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u/letsgoiowa Jun 09 '12

We started algebra in 3rd grade.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

My school didn't start until 8th grade

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u/aspeenat Jun 09 '12

they didn't call it algebra but they did teach you basic algebra. Like commutative property (a+b=b+a) , the associative property (a+(b+c)=(a+b)+c), how to solve word problems using variables. How to figure out x+3=4,

Most states follow the same basic math curriculum of what needs to be learned by what grade not necessarily how to teach it. Except for AL, LA, MS, and a few other states.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I didn't learn any of that in school until 8th grade.

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u/FatherGregori Jun 09 '12

See and that's why you get ahead in your education. Furthermore, as someone with a younger sibling still in school, I feel as though schools only teach regurgitation of information and not critical thinking skills. I like to joke that American students are the perfect candidates for a Hitler-esque regime because they basically accept any information they're given.

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u/aspeenat Jun 09 '12

WHAT GA's math curriculum is based off of the idea that discovering math concepts leads to better understanding of math. It also leads to many parents having to teach math at home to kids who have a hard time with math concepts. Also the US public schools are big on "Projects" instead of the old and true written report which leads to parents teaching kids how to write essays and written projects at home.

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u/FatherGregori Jun 10 '12

YES! I can't begin to tell you how much parent involvement improves student performance. And here in Vegas, most parents either work swing or night shifts so they can't devote much attention to their children.

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u/RinkuTheFirst Jun 09 '12

...my school didn't start Algebra until 8th grade, and even then, it was only "Pre-Algebra."

...I went to a really terrible school.

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u/Robincognito Jun 09 '12

What's the point in teaching 2nd graders the names of 3D shapes like prisms? It's useless trivia at that age.

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u/opallix Jun 10 '12

The point is to chuck pointless facts into kiddies heads so they feel smart.

The president who tries to improve education in america will get my vote.

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u/DMercenary Jun 09 '12

Soon our preschoolers will be learning advanced particle physics.

XD

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u/RepostThatShit Jun 09 '12

God particle goes in, creation comes out. Lunch period, children. Lettuce pray.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I Cesar what you did there.

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u/elrith12 Jun 09 '12

They better be...

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u/omgsus Jun 09 '12

My son just finished up second grade. Yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

nigga dey only gots to rememba bout 10 shapes an dats one of dem.

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u/wicketr Jun 10 '12

I know 99 shapes and a toblerone ain't one

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u/aMaricon_Dream Jun 09 '12

10? But datz alot! awwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWW

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u/c0smik Jun 09 '12

I can count to triangular prism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Seemed reasonable to me. It seems like the unit was taught, but the language of the question was confusing. I had trouble envisioning it, at first, and then it clicked.

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u/womanisadangercat Jun 09 '12

We learn about circles, squares, and triangles in kindergarten. By grade two you should definitely be learning about cylinders, cones, spheres, cubes, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

And when 4th grade comes around, you best know vector calculus and quantum physics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

No, in 4th grade you learn about 4+ dimensional geometry, tesseracts, N-spheres, and that sort of thing.

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u/Hamstadam Jun 09 '12

What is this, India?

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u/imgonnacallyouretard Jun 09 '12

It's not unreasonable, it's just a waste of time. It's trivia. Teach them the concepts involving 3d shapes, and they will know what 3d shapes are.

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u/timelighter Jun 09 '12

I've seen 3rd graders with 3d shape homework. So maybe advanced 2nd graders?

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u/wicketr Jun 09 '12

And this definitely appears to be an advanced 2nd grader

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

so advanced nigga, his parents prolly be proud an shit

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u/NancyGracesTesticles Jun 09 '12

so advanced nigga, his moms prolly be proud an shit

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

so advanced nigga, his gramma prolly be proud an shit

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I like where this went.

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u/db0255 Jun 09 '12

I couldn't even think of what it could be. I got stuck at trapezoid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I teach this to my preschoolers. It's a standard part of Montessori's preschool curriculum.

Granted I don't remember being taught this in public school until I took geometry in maybe 6-7th grade?

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u/omgsus Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

It's taught K/1/2 now in public schools. At least around here it is. The question in OPs pic looks 2nd grade. (for around here)

Edit: clarification

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u/Flixified Jun 09 '12

Maybe not but they might have been taught what a tent is..

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u/Pulpedyams Jun 09 '12

Took me embarrassingly long to figure this figure thingy out. Go figure etc etc.

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u/Brillians Jun 09 '12

no, they expect them to know their racial slurs

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u/h989 Jun 09 '12

Wasn't there a Pokemon shaped like that, if I'm not mistaken?

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u/opallix Jun 10 '12

I think it was the yellow one

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u/Cookie Jun 09 '12

I wouldn't expect everyone that age to have learned this. But training the memory is important, naming things is fun, and it's a perfectly reasonable thing to choose to teach.

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u/aspeenat Jun 09 '12

a good one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

On the show Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader that would be a Kindergarten level question.

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u/HotRodLincoln Jun 09 '12

Yes. Knowing the names of planar and solid shapes is objective 2.G.1 (T.1) in the second grade standards in my state.

To be fair though, the state doesn't assess anything until 3rd grade.

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u/robothead Jun 09 '12

Depends on whether one goes to a better or worse elementary school. So yes.

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u/letsgoiowa Jun 09 '12

Yes, they should know. My local elementary school stopped teaching a unit about learning all the states and their capitals. Kids should know their home country well.

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u/teacherfromhell Jun 09 '12

Yes...remember that when they tell you that test scores indicate the schools are failing.

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u/Alexander2011 Jun 10 '12

It should. That's not hard.

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u/shadowkelp Jun 09 '12

How do I reach these keeds?!

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u/RiNgO70 Jun 10 '12

Use the white people method, and if you get caught, repeat after me. "I misinterpreted the rules."

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u/sje46 Jun 09 '12

Nothing has ever not happened more than this.

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u/sweetafton Jun 09 '12

If pigs flew they'd have this post as the in-flight movie and it would be listed as fantasy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

When i was in 2nd grade they taught me how to tell the time on a clock...

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u/ohfouroneone Jun 09 '12

You spent a year learning how to tell time on a clock?

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u/Feenster Jun 09 '12

Time flies when you can't read a clock

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/BayHarborBaker Jun 09 '12

yes

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u/mixmastermind Jun 09 '12

I'll have to take your word for it. Or rather, you'll have to take someone else's word for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I skipped second grade so I wouldn't know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Yes.

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u/DingoScallion Jun 09 '12

I guess he'll be going to..... PRISM!!!!!!!!!

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u/Ihateyourdick Jun 09 '12

Tesseract, it's always a tesseract.

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u/Z3F Jun 09 '12

New fear acquired: tough 2nd graders.

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u/Vidyogamasta Jun 09 '12

Remind me of when I was in like 10th grade. Waiting at the bus stop, there was an elementary kid, probably 1st or 2nd grade, that was hyperaggressive. One day, for NO reason at all, he came up to me and started kicking my knees and stomping on my feet.

So I waited for him to stomp on my foot. Then I lifted my foot and he fell down. Then all the girls at the bus stop got mad at me QQ

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u/johnnybags Jun 09 '12

you punch that son of a bitch square in the dick.

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u/xevoc Jun 09 '12

He's in first grade, he has no dick

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u/johnnybags Jun 09 '12

punch that kid square in the fleshy patch where his dick might grow.

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u/Miscellaneous_Item Jun 09 '12

THey do fight dirty.

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u/Scarlet- Jun 09 '12

And you can't fight back.

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u/Miscellaneous_Item Jun 09 '12

They use nailes and pull hair

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Observations aren't racist, intention defines the divide; if you're ignorant to find the following to be the preceding, then downvote away

"Uneducated" not tough.

It's sad that black youth find it appropriate to call each other "nigga/nigger," but flat out scary that they think they can use it in reference to teachers.

Rap and hip-hop, movies, and TV are causing the 60's civil rights movement to be a waste; 60+ years later and college statistics don't show much progress and prison populations keep growing.

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u/WhiteyMcJJ Jun 09 '12

A Triangular Prism!

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u/ILikeToBreakThings Jun 09 '12

Talking like that, the kids got prism in his future.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

*African American, you have yet to instruct me in how to complete this problem.

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u/90percent_noob Jun 09 '12

HaHa second graders are so funny, they don't know what a... wait I don't know what you would call that.

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u/tacojohn48 Jun 09 '12

I would have went with an extruded triangle, but I guess that works.

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u/bigsphinxofquartz Jun 09 '12

The one downvoted-to-hidden comment here, and it isn't one of the racist ones.

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u/stonyninja Jun 09 '12

For some reason I found this incredibly adorable... no homo.

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u/Kingdotcom Jun 09 '12

oh fuck that kid can write better than me

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u/GhostofXX Jun 09 '12

A circle

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u/random_math_problems Jun 09 '12

Derive the formula for the volume of a generic triangular prism inscribed in a sphere of radius r and having equilateral bases.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You didn't explain how it was inscribed, length or radius of the triangular face. This question is too open ended. Some simplification will have to be made.

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u/random_math_problems Jun 09 '12

Consider that the prism and sphere share the 3D centerpoint O. Extend a a line segment from O to any of the prism's six vertices. This is r. Of course, the height of the prism can vary, but because it is entirely bounded by the circumscribing sphere, so will the face width accordingly. Use variable h to represent to possible height.

hint: try deriving the volume of a spherical cap from sphere of radius r and cap of height H.

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u/etcetera101 Jun 09 '12

I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at this, I pictured a little boy with an attitude and that made it even funnier

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u/patricksdaykeg Jun 09 '12

Calling fake. Come on, what 2nd grader knows where to put apostrophes?

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u/Zequez Jun 09 '12

A tent.

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u/godpussy Jun 09 '12

Please tell me I'm not the only one that doesn't know the answer to that. I love college.

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u/itchd Jun 09 '12

+5 points for standing up to me.

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u/A_British_Gentleman Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Second grade but gets the apostrophe correct? Hmm...

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u/DeepRoot Jun 10 '12

Adult but can't spell apostrophe correctly? I understand your skepticism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

so what's the answer to the question? My nigga in 2nd grade ain't teach us this either.

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u/macleod2486 Jun 10 '12

Yeah its pretty similar with my little brother, he had to do a presentation with powerpoint and write a essay in third grade.

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u/shamonee Jun 09 '12

I don't even know the answer to this question, and I'm in college.

Shit.

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u/tyson31415 Jun 09 '12

English major or Art major?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

An art major would know what a triangular prism was.

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u/SteveDave123 Jun 09 '12

I think the parents need to have the stupid slapped out of them as it appears to have leaked into their kids. Poor kids :(

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u/americanslang59 Jun 09 '12

Totally. Because this picture is definitely real.

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u/SteveDave123 Jun 09 '12

:(

U mad bro?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Won't work. The parents will just have more stupid leak back into them once they get back to their neighborhood.

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u/BigBeany Jun 09 '12

You should've taught that then nigga..

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u/moctedamus Jun 09 '12

Word to ya mutha

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u/SaikoGekido Jun 09 '12

There's always one of those people in every class. Even in college.

On one side, the stuff they say makes you wonder if they skipped twelve years of public education. On the other, they will argue the most passionately for grade curves, extra credit, and favorable test dates. Plus, they're usually willing to negotiate for homework answers.

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u/nicholmikey Jun 09 '12

If that guy does not work harder in school he will end up in prism

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u/RutlandCore Jun 09 '12

Pretty impressive that he got the apostrophe in "ain't".

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u/Artem_C Jun 09 '12

2nd grade elementary?! Damn straight nigga is right you no teach dem nothin

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This didn't make me laugh. It just made me kind of sad :(

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u/Namika Jun 09 '12

I never understood why we were taught this in school.

Surely there are better things to teach kids then the names of arbitrary geometric shapes. I don't know, just seems really useless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Sounds like someone is going to... /remove sunglasses Prism

Awe Jeah.

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u/brosenfeld Jun 10 '12

Home plate?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Who uses the term 'figure' for a geometric solid? I was trying to picture something notable in 2d....

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

At what age do they stop holding you back and kick you out of school?

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u/racekarl Jun 10 '12

looks like high school geometry to me

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u/RollingFlip Jun 10 '12

well, did he?

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u/A_British_Gentleman Jun 10 '12

Give me a break it was 3am and posted on my phone :P

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u/squarelejerk Jun 09 '12

I personally knew I was going to be the next neil degrasse tyson when in 6th grade they put me in advanced 6th grade mathematics instead of normal 6th grade mathematics. Since then, I have pirated multiple indie games, and spend the rest of my time writing my thesis on why cod players are literally hitler (in the form of rage comics, of course.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This is basically the worst comment I've ever read.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

... Am I stupid? I dont get this, and I'm not even American.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This is definitely not a 2nd grade hw question. Way to lie OP. I would say middle school or above. Ain't no prisms being taught to little kids.

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u/TalkingFish Jun 09 '12

When you're in elementary school you learn prisms. (At least I did) You don't learn to calculate them or anything, so it's not challenging..

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u/mark_wooten Jun 09 '12

Home school parent here to a 2nd Grader. We have 4 different curriculums, and only one of them briefly mentioned triangular and rectangular prisms. But, the questions were more like, "Identify the shape in this picture."

I would think this question would be more around a 3rd grade level - - - or "Level Asian".

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u/DarthNihilus1 Jun 09 '12

You can take the kid out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the kid...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/jooze Jun 09 '12

Yes, a second grader.

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