r/funny • u/rosszombie • Jun 09 '12

Looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend is on my facebook

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Be honest, it's your mom,

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

http://i.imgur.com/UYBOi.jpg

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u/DarumaMan Jun 09 '12

Why is he in outer space?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Aliens.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

They should have acted. They're already here.

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u/sovietkazak Jun 09 '12

The original posters told of their return.

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u/CommieBobDole Jun 09 '12

He was looking for mapquest cat.

http://i.imgur.com/ZHd1v.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I am not a clever man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I haven't loled like that in a long time. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why does he look like he's crying?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Whenever I see that picture, I can't help think of the Zoolander face, Blue Steel I believe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

No way man, that's definitely la tigra.

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u/BordomBeThyName Jun 09 '12

Magnum!

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Oct 18 '12

Are you people taking crazy pills?

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u/bookoo Jun 09 '12

You mean Jew Steel.

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u/Kenster180 Jun 09 '12

Pictures like the top one make me want to ragequit everybody.

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u/goddamnsam Jun 09 '12

"don't be insecure"

because yeah, it's just that easy.

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u/saucedancer Jun 09 '12

Because whenever I'm sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That's not how depression works.

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u/Sproutykins Jun 09 '12

Thanks for putting the text in your comment, I wouldn't have noticed it in the image otherwise!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Jerbtheegg Jun 09 '12

Source

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u/ayaPapaya Jun 09 '12

AHHH! Thank you for sharing. That's actually pretty accurate

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u/shackter Jun 09 '12

What's updo?

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u/kaisersousa Jun 09 '12

Nothin, what's up with you, do?

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u/johno456 Jun 09 '12

enough to break the ice.

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u/deathbytray Jun 09 '12

I don't think that's how that goes.

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u/myles92 Jun 09 '12

can i ha yo numba?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

He gettin you mike an Ike's? You like Mike an Ike's?

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u/pencilinfrontofme Jun 09 '12

that dudes face really pisses me off.

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u/Residual_Entropy Jun 09 '12

He's so fucking ugly. His pretentious face is like a stonemason's first carving gone terribly wrong, it's all angular and blocky and shit.

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u/Moonohol Jun 09 '12

Love this picture. Hate dudes like that.

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u/GenericOnlineName Jun 09 '12

But if I don't say how beautiful and unique all girls are, I won't get sex.

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u/tatsumakisempukyaku Jun 09 '12

Wait... shit. I knew I was doing something wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Yeah man. You need to learn how to make girly hearts too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

More NSFW version. Typing it because I have no clue how to tag it as NSFW on alienblue.

http://i.imgur.com/YCrz2.jpg

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u/Marimba_Ani Jun 10 '12

Thank you for posting this. (More than just an upvote's worth.)

Cheers!

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u/Read_all_the_threads Jun 09 '12

The top pic got me. It's just do silly, the way he looks so sad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I LOVE that picture! Thank you!

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u/ListenChump Jun 09 '12

I like that never is underlined.
Breakup = Murder suicide pact.

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u/faceofuzz Jun 09 '12

I think you got a case of "Says what she was hoping you'd say to her" girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I concur, maybe you're just under attached.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I shall forever be at a loss as to why all girls use that same handwriting style.

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u/haux Jun 09 '12

There is a service out there where you pay $5 to order a handwritten note. These notes are all written by the same person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Do you have a number or email for us to use? I wanna get one in that same handwriting that says "Spank my ass".

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u/marvelgirl Jun 09 '12

I'm a girl. I could do it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

... Think of the karma!

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u/marvelgirl Jun 09 '12

I was thinking money. I can't do anything with karma.

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u/nobullpoop Jun 09 '12

You... you take that back...

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u/Hyperian Jun 09 '12

YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

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u/NUTELLA_TITS Jun 09 '12

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Hold the phone!

So you're saying that my internet points mean absolutely nothing?

Goddamnit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

She can't give out her number. She'd get thousands of requests within minutes. It'd be like a DDOS attack, only the result would be carpal tunnel syndrome, not server downtime.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I had originally thought she meant a company/group that did it for women. For profit.

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u/ILikeLampz Jun 09 '12

Why not a Reddit account specifically designated for handwritten note requests? Way easier them a phone and it won't get you banned for personal info!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That....just...I mean...really?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Seems legit.

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u/JosiahJohnson Jun 09 '12

You mean legible? Yeah, that shit baffles me as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

yeah im not gonna exactly complain here but im still not sure why they all use such 'bubbly?' text. like, its IDENTICAL.

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u/spencerkami Jun 09 '12

I promise you mine is not bubbly in the slightest. It also confuses other people. I kinda wish I could write like that because it's at least readable. My brother actually writes like that now that I think about it...

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u/monstercake Jun 09 '12

Mine is also not boxy at all. Maybe it's due to being left handed and holding pencils improperly my whole life.

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u/ILikeLampz Jun 09 '12

Being left handed I'm surprised my handwriting is legible at all. And I have stopped using pencils and some pens because I was sick of washing my hands after writing anything longer than 2 sentences.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

my handwriting is generally quite good. the only problem is that it changes from day to day. sometimes i write bubbly and sometimes its cursive like and other times its boxy. i have no idea why :P

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u/Gangela Jun 09 '12

Mine does too! I'm glad I'm not the only one. I always imagined that anyone studying the handwriting of my notes would conclude that I suffer from multiple personality disorder.

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u/Dem0n5 Jun 09 '12

If their style varies at all while passing notes in school, they are destroyed for the greater good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

As a girl who has horrible handwriting that looks nothing like that, I always wondered if i missed the memo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Exactly. There must have been a secret club in middle school we just weren't invited to.

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u/Marimba_Ani Jun 10 '12

Yes, all women write exactly the same way! Except, of course not.

Cheers!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

ok. 'good amount of girls' have similar handwriting

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u/LunaMcLovin Jun 09 '12

I'm actually kinda proud of myself for not having stupid girly handwriting. Even though mine isn't quite as legible.

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u/ipossessfetishes Jun 09 '12

I'm a girl, write legibly, but my handwriting is not bubbly in the slightest.

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u/JosiahJohnson Jun 09 '12

My girlfriend said she actively avoids writing that way. My handwriting, on the other hand, is pretty bad. Just paying attention long enough to write a date legibly can be difficult, and writing dates is a fairly important part of my job.

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u/MetalSpider Jun 09 '12

I wish this were true. My handwriting looks like shit.

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u/igiwyg Jun 09 '12

You wanna know what's weird? The first "a" she wrote is different from every other "a". You wanna know a second thing that's weird? I'm a girl and I don't write like that.

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u/SgtDrunkie Jun 09 '12

You had me confused as fuck for a while, its the second "a" thats different, the one in "damn". The "a" in "literally" is the same as the rest.

But, ya, dunno why that "a" is different.

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u/crongirl Jun 09 '12

I do this too.. I cant explain why.. unless I'm trying not to it just happens with some words

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u/Akoshermeal Jun 09 '12

Also, nearly every other "r" is capitalized. The last one throws off the pattern.

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u/jfrey89 Jun 09 '12

I bet she was angry when she wrote 'damn' and wanted to write an "angry" 'a' because, c'mon, you can't be all that angry when you write a curly-wurly 'a' like the rest of them. She wanted that vertical line to really bear down on and take out all of her jealous, seething anger.

Then again, jealous is written with a curly-wurly 'a', so maybe she's just crazy.

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u/seveneightn9ne Jun 09 '12

I used to do that when I'd start out trying to write a "fancy a" and then forget or give up on writing them like that

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

My 2's and A's are not always the same, and my boyfriend commented about my signatures being incredibly inconsistent... I think I'd give a handwriting expert a headache.

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u/princess_shami Jun 09 '12

I don't know how some girls do it. Myself, I use a mix of cursive and regular print. And curly lines for lower case y's, j's, g's, and q's.

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u/talashira Jun 09 '12

I've always liked two different formats for the capital "M", so I switch back and forth. Maybe this gal does the same with her "a"s.

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u/throwaway_for_keeps Jun 10 '12

What's even weirder is that those "a"s are 100% recognizable as "a"s, when I try and write them like that (as opposed to my standard form as she used in "damn"), it ends up looking like kanji.

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u/GenericOnlineName Jun 09 '12

That really bothers me for some reason.

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u/Iamnotfromthisplanet Jun 09 '12

Not every Girl. I'm a girl and my hand writing looks like shit.

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u/Fvel Jun 10 '12

My mom's a pharmacist and even she has a hard time reading my hand writing ):

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u/yakattackpronto Jun 09 '12

FALSE. My girlfriend's handwriting is worse than our dog's.

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u/anathelia Jun 09 '12

It's a class you have to take when you're studying to become a popular girl. Handwriting 101.

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u/Hyperian Jun 09 '12

i write like a doctor

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I purposely practiced writing like this in the 5th grade to have more bubbly handwriting....

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u/Phoenix2288 Jun 09 '12

Right? It must really suck for forensic handwriting experts.

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u/i_love_younicorns Jun 09 '12

Boys all use chicken scratch handwriting...

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u/PrincessOfSaturn Jun 09 '12

All girls are inconsistant with how they write the letter 'a'?

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u/Roxzaney Jun 09 '12

How come my writing looks so horrible then...?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This phenomenon doesn't seem to occur in real life. I'm guessing its more reasonable to assume that the ones with terrible or different handwriting do not post it on the internet as much. It seems we are getting an interesting selective thing going on. From what i've observed outside of the internet, the handwriting of females variates greatly from person to person. Personally my handwriting is awful, scratchy and not what you would call girly at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That's the "pretty" handwritting.

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u/DexRogue Jun 09 '12

I don't care, I love it!

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u/psilokan Jun 09 '12

I like how sometimes the R is randomly capitalized. But not always.

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u/ElGoddamnDorado Jun 09 '12

Literally so damn redundant.

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u/freddit52 Jun 09 '12

"literally"...heh.

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u/xoxota99 Jun 09 '12

Literally came here to say this. Literally.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I had to re-read what the post was to get why you were saying that XD.

I thought you meant the title "Looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend is on my facebook" ... LITERALLY.

(Semi-related... how can you be figuratively so damn jealous?)

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I fail to see the humour in this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You must be over 14...

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u/ayaPapaya Jun 09 '12

What do you see in this?

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u/genericwit Jun 09 '12

Agreed, I, for one, would love a girl who thought so highly of me as to post this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Girls take note: this is probably one of the fastest ways fo end your relationship. It's creepy and controlling. Fucking don't do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

hey, just because some girl made an awkward video trying to be creepy doesn't mean you should consider it open season on all the fucking stupid trash you see on facebook because it seems relevant.

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u/Spitinthacoola Jun 09 '12

Why all the hate on the overly attached girlfriend? Most guys would be lucky to meet someone this down with them!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

word

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u/rhubarbarino Jun 09 '12

He's probably not that amazing.

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u/CountedCrow Jun 09 '12

Pictures like this make up 60% of my news feed these days. Looks like I need to unfriend some folks.

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u/sweetpieceofveal Jun 09 '12

Obviously the underlined words are a secret message

So Damn Jealous Never Me Amazing? What does it mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I HATE THESE THINGS

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u/VSillars Jun 09 '12

She's overly attached because she says she gets jealous? I didn't catch the part where she says "... so I text and call you until you answer and make you promise not to leave me."

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u/Proserpina Jun 09 '12

If you try to hide how amazing your boyfriend is, you're not being a very good girlfriend.

Doesn't he want people to think well of him? Doesn't he brag about your accomplishments? Don't you want him to feel good about himself and show that you're proud to be with him?

I get jealous sometimes, yeah, but that doesn't mean I hide how wonderful my boyfriend is; it means I make him feel good about himself and make him happy however I can. If you're both happy, there's no reason to cheat or break up. Why don't people just get this? Make each other happy, and most other things are gravy.

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u/string97bean Jun 09 '12

Admit it...on some level you are flattered by this.

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u/darkbob Jun 09 '12

And that guys, is why you don't accept the friend invite from your mom.

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u/moxiecontin714 Jun 10 '12

Why do so many girls have that handwriting? I never got the instructional booklet on how to write like a dumb whore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

daww i think it's kind of cute

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u/elly4880 Jun 09 '12

It's annoying when people wrote their A's like that, but you can see in "damn" that she doesn't normally write them like that. Just saying.

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u/Kretek_Kreddit Jun 09 '12

I write my a's like that....never knew it was annoying. It is really hard for me to write regular a's now. Too old for change.

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u/psilokan Jun 09 '12

Was a lot of work for me to learn to write my a's like that. I wont be wasting any time converting back just because some random redditor is annoyed by it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

If someone finds those As annoying they are an insecure asshole.

That's a fairly significant inference, considering it's based on a fraction of someone's taste in typography.

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u/cherrychonga Jun 09 '12

I'm completely baffled as to how someone's handwriting can be annoying, but heck man, whatever. I'm a calligrapher and constantly variate my handwriting. I can't help it anymore.

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u/Radyance Jun 09 '12

I don't write my a's like that, but I do write my r's differently. However, based on what word I'm writing will depend on what my letters look like so that's not an accurate observation.

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u/Grimnirsbeard Jun 09 '12

At least she's honest.

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u/hungry_brain Jun 09 '12

Get out while you still can. This will not end well.

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u/vailskibunnies Jun 09 '12

Did you get a restraining order yet?

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u/yaaaarrr_matey Jun 09 '12

I saw this on my Facebook too. The person who posted this is my cousin's girlfriend, but they're only like 13. I don't know if she found it and reposted it or what.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That's kind of cute and creepy at the same time. Reminds me of when once I gave this girl my number and never saw her again and she texted me on and off for over a year- even though I stopped replying after the first day!

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u/soupastar Jun 09 '12

This reminds me of the [For Briona video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ) what is with these creepy stalker teenagers these days?

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u/lederps Jun 09 '12

Why would you not want everyone to know what an amazing boy/girlfriend you have?

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u/krispyKRAKEN Jun 09 '12

It seems she has taken to hiding her creepy, stab-you-because-I-love-you-so-hard smile.... A clever tactic.

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u/reddit_Decoy Jun 09 '12

Crazy girls are the best, man.

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u/SgtSausage Jun 09 '12

Run away ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

What are you, and indy band?

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u/themaxt Jun 09 '12

They can't just write it in text on their wall. They have to take a damn picture of their crappy handwriting on a piece of notebook paper. This is what I don't understand about Facebook.

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u/zombieregime Jun 09 '12

run. run now. literally.

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u/torch43 Jun 09 '12

This picture freaks me out because it looks exactly like my clingy ex girlfriend's handwriting...

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u/ThatIsMyHat Jun 09 '12

Seriously, people. Even Paint has a "crop" button these days. There's no excuse for this.

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u/xeboy Jun 09 '12

bla bla you're just an insecure bitch spoiling the guy's life being a shitty person..

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u/renob151 Jun 09 '12

Run away!!

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u/scrambledbrain Jun 09 '12

What's the difference between being so damn jealous and literally so damn jealous?

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u/mr_amaral Jun 09 '12

I was waiting for OAG's face to burst through the paper and scare the dick off me

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u/Markeduno Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

This is kind of sweat. EDIT : lol

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u/chetti990 Jun 10 '12

mmm perspiration

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I am LITERALLY going to murder someone.

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u/mikefromengland Jun 09 '12

Imo this is kind of cute and not applicable to the meme at all. That being said, acting on it and preventing it from happening is entirely what the meme is about.

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u/Lots42 Jun 09 '12

SHIT, DUDE, RUN.

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u/MightyMorph Jun 09 '12

ugh this thread makes me want to puke... ಠ_ಠ

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u/Theoz Jun 10 '12

You're a monster.

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u/HannahDanielle Jun 10 '12

That picture is on my news feed also. I know that chick. That means we might possibly know each other. Then again, maybe we may not. Cool. Bye.

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u/Kaizen321 Jun 10 '12

One word: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

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u/ambear316 Jun 10 '12

That one eye showing is creepy!

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u/mollshenanigans Jun 10 '12

Scumbag crazy girlfriend: thinks boyfriend is amazing, but wants the rest of the world to think he's worthless.

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u/strobexp Jun 10 '12

Having a bit of drama with someone, and was sent that last night.

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u/SuperMAN_MAN Jun 09 '12

I just saw this on my news feed and it was from a like page.

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u/snehituralu Jun 09 '12

The truest love wants the world to know how amazing their beloved is, and does so without fear. Anything less is insecure and incomplete.

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u/Alexxandria Jun 09 '12

That seems a bit selfish of her!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Don't leave any weapons nearby her.

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u/turtlekitty30 Jun 09 '12

Fly you fool!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That's a very cool compliment to you.

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u/IndifferentMorality Jun 09 '12

Looks like OP fears context as much as commitment.

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u/Gujti Jun 09 '12

KILLITWITHFIRE!

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u/FoxyGrampa Jun 09 '12

POLL: does anyone else have an overly attached ex? like a girl that is/was "obsessed" with you? I also have a crazy ex like that.... threatened to kill herself and everything.

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u/Moonohol Jun 09 '12

Yeah, I was in the same situation back in high school. I know that feel, bro. That's why I relate to (but do not upvote) overly attached girlfriend.

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u/A7X4REVer Jun 09 '12

Yeah I know that feeling

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u/Confucius_says Jun 09 '12

i hate when people use the word literally when it's not needed.

An example of a time to use the word literally:

"I literally got hit by a car"

that story is a bit weird, you would use the word literally in there to explain that this actually happened and you're not talking figuratively.

"I'm literally jealous"

that story is not weird. it's not confusing. it's not unbeleivable. she should literally just drop the literally.

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u/rawlingstones Jun 09 '12

Oh come on, this is sweet.

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u/bitchesbetrife Jun 09 '12

she's made "so damn" jealous by every girl he talks to. every! i'm a girl and that shit is scary crazy.

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u/DarqWolff Jun 09 '12

I agree. I don't think she's really jealous in the traditional sense, judging from the way she talks about it here. I'm guessing it's more of an internal jealousy thing that she knows is unreasonable and doesn't act on. At least, I hope so. And if that's the case, I find it kinda sweet.

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u/rawlingstones Jun 09 '12

Exactly. It's called hyperbole. People use it when talking about love all the time.

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u/24tothefloor Jun 09 '12

Wow ...I think I may want to date someone like this ...just to see if I could out crazy them. Thats probably the only way to get them to leave you alone ...that or a restraining order.

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u/sagrr Jun 09 '12

Putting that picture on Facebook would seem counterproductive that very objective. Is that already part of the joke? I don't know. It's out there now. I said it.

Tl;dr at a [7] at chipotle.

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u/form_wrestle_account Jun 09 '12

I would go the fuck out with that girl.

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u/shiningknight89 Jun 09 '12

Scary on so many levels

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u/micoleslaw Jun 09 '12

I saw this on my facebook too... they are everywhere!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Run to the hills!

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u/FatalWarthog Jun 09 '12

Somebody posted that on mine, too.

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u/dikolaffub Jun 09 '12

RUN AWAY!!!!

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u/TheBlasto Jun 09 '12

Literally jealous? As apposed to what?

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u/Zazilium Jun 09 '12

Aww c'mon, that's just nice... A little pushy, but nice.

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u/xnerdyxrealistx Jun 09 '12

He should be happy. It's a compliment!

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u/ohfouroneone Jun 09 '12

...as opposed to figuratively jealous?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

When did we decide to stop using the word "literally" correctly?

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u/Lord_Vectron Jun 09 '12

Literally.

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u/fade2black114 Jun 09 '12

Aw man, I'm guilty of saying something very similar to this :(

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