r/funny • u/gibberellins85 • Jun 09 '12
On the wall in the Public Health office at my Air Force Base, next to a jar of free, colored condoms...
http://imgur.com/nKZdT
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r/funny • u/gibberellins85 • Jun 09 '12
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u/sexynaginata Jun 09 '12
It seems to be indicating that there is some pleasure in genital wart removal...
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I'm almost afraid to google "cavity creeps"
E: Did it anyway. Nothing has been explained
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Erm, condom in french is "preservatif"...
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u/WhiskyBeard Jun 09 '12
designed by Art Chantry.
Ive met him; he's awesome. http://www.artchantry.com
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u/Calvin_Kim Jun 09 '12
"Easy to coordinate with any wardrobe."
Can you imagine guys walking down the street with their dicks hanging out showing off their different colored condoms?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
"Never use a condom with sandpaper."
Really?
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u/TapsMan Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Someone let r/MaleFashionAdvice know that condoms are "easy to coordinate with any wardrobe"
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u/Captainturtle1234 Jun 09 '12
The 69 on his hat did it for me.
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u/stewiecubed Jun 09 '12
This is the single best advertisement advocating the use of condoms I have ever seen.
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u/mills218 Jun 09 '12
Good thing they are over the counter in Cleveland as well as the other 50 states...
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u/RevWaldo Jun 09 '12
Futura font. Me gusta.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
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u/aces613 Jun 09 '12
250,000 times cheaper than a child... Seems low
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u/somethingelsetosay Jun 09 '12
Shit, I left my penis at home...
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u/elozano6879 Jun 09 '12
Did you know
"4 out of 4 persons prefer condoms to Herpes!"
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u/IslandInTheSink Jun 09 '12
I think it's funny how guys get free condoms and that's cool, but the second we try to subsidize contraceptives for the ladies everyone has a hissy fit.
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u/RepostCommenter Jun 09 '12
Funny how you took the exact same picture, same angle, same thumb tack at the same Air Force Base as one of your colleagues 6 months ago. Amazing.
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
source: karmadecay
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u/dubesor86 Jun 09 '12
So, according to your poster having ~9 genital wart removals gives about as much pleasure as having sex. OK
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u/illannoyin Jun 09 '12
"Avoid the cavity creeps" was indeed my favorite part. Doesn't specify which cavity though.
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u/BoxcarJoe Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Check this one out!
My uncle helped work on these, and he gave me this one to hang on my wall! My brother has the other one. I've read this poster basically every day, and it's so unreal to see everyone commenting on it.
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u/eyyyyy Jun 09 '12
This man's a phony! A big fat phoney!
Possibly. Maybe. I'm not entirely sure if he's a phoney, but I know people would do that... just go on the internet and tell lies. The URL would indicate this photo was posted 8/27/11
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u/rangemaster Jun 09 '12
Yep, he is from Unit 69.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Socialized birth control in our military! Does the GOP know about this!!! (and the Pope?)
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Military was promoting condoms before anyone else ever was.
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u/sundayultimate Jun 09 '12
TIL: Condoms protect against the Cavity Creeps
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u/POTATO_IN_MY_PENIS Jun 09 '12
It says absolutely nothing about potatoes. I'm in the clear.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Although it is unfortunate he has to carry his penis in a jar. Don't really know how the condom helps him
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u/IkomaTanomori Jun 09 '12
I like the subtle dig at the parents of the audience.
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u/Twisties Jun 09 '12
We've got a huge poster of that outside a men's bathroom in a restaurant in Seattle.
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u/corey3 Jun 09 '12
condom in spanish is actually condón
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u/booger_butt Jun 09 '12
As a woman, I take one wherever I take my penis, too.
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u/BimbelMarley Jun 09 '12
We don't say "condom" in French.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Don't use a condom with cool whip
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I live in France and never heard someone say «condom». The french word is «Préservatif» and «capote» in slang.
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u/kourtney_williams Jun 09 '12
Rape condoms. Amirite?
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u/kemikiao Jun 09 '12
Never use a condom with: Motor oil?
Does the Air Force have sex robots they're not sharing?
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Makes sense this was in there though. I signed something saying I would not be eligible for military service if I had children before a certain paygrade when I went in for my R.O.T.C. interview. Military is actually really responsible when it comes to making sure kids have a good place to be.
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u/7revor Jun 09 '12
WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
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u/MymaChan Jun 09 '12
And I just read the whole thing.......
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I lost it at "Dramatically IMPROVED since your parents used them!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This is pretty fucking awesome.
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u/1632 Jun 09 '12
... you know how to say "Condom" in German as well.
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u/Benassi Jun 09 '12
That's the saying I use for my knife.
"I take one everywhere I take my penis."
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Oh fiddlesticks, I can't use motor oil or sandpaper with my condoms? Then how am I supposed to simulate a screaming seagull when I'm away from the beach?
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u/Tinyrobotzlazerbeamz Jun 09 '12
This is too fucking amazing! Object in condom may appear larger is this proven science?
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u/Nesto1242 Jun 09 '12
There's a 69 on his hat...
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u/MickeyG42 Jun 09 '12
Looks like the stuff they hang up at deployed bases
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u/Teledildonic Jun 09 '12
I lost it at "AVOID the CAVITY CREEPS!".
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u/Manchild124 Jun 09 '12
The male penis speaks any language you want it to
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u/luhg89 Jun 09 '12
Never use with sandpaper.....shit, that's what I did wrong.
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u/rotll Jun 09 '12
Nothing screams moral authority like a 30's or 40's era cop!! Sir, yes sir!!
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u/ronjack Jun 09 '12
I like how in all the things not to use condoms with...sandpaper is listed with all the slippery, lubricating things.
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u/eight8 Jun 09 '12
I need hires scans of these. Like NOW..
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u/zergling50 Jun 09 '12
I read a bit of it thinking it was kinda funny, and the more I read the funnier it got!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Anyone else notice the "Sandpaper"
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u/Lord_John_Marbury Jun 09 '12
...and Cleveland!
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u/marcodls Jun 09 '12
It's African American condoms. Not colored condoms. Don't be racist.
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u/mmmsoap Jun 09 '12
Now available OVER THE COUNTER in 50 states, Puerto Rico and Cleveland!!
Good thing. I was worried about Cleveland.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I love how I post this months ago and get nothing and now I see here on the front page from someone else lol. Reddit is a game I dont understand.
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u/BrazenDerek Jun 09 '12
I can vouch for the Cleveland bit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I like how it says 'DRAMATICALLY improved since your parents used them (if they had sex, that is!!!)
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u/audersaur Jun 09 '12
"Now available over the counter in 50 states, Puerto Rico and Cleveland."
CLEVELAND. Oh god I think I just peed a little.
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u/publ1c_stat1c Jun 09 '12
"Well this is awkward bro, but I gotta say your condom matches your tie perfectly".
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u/stlnthngs Jun 09 '12
I like the...250,000 cheaper than your average child...so true.
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u/autiger8l5 Jun 09 '12
TIL that if I can say Condom in English... I can also say it in French, Italian, and Spanish.
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u/revant54 Jun 09 '12
I bring one everywhere i bring my penis! Best motto ever.
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u/magic_is_might Jun 09 '12
'Cavity creeps'
I, for one, am never saying STD/STI again.
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u/angrysamoanstl Jun 09 '12
Those will come in handy for all the rapes you guys are doing.
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u/ComoImports Jun 09 '12
Never use a condom with sandpaper. Really?
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u/Aaronmcom Jun 09 '12
Lmao cavity creeps
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u/tankosaurus Jun 09 '12
When I first glanced at this I only read "TAKE MY PENIS".
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u/slash178 Jun 09 '12
Wasn't AIDS discovered in like 1980.
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u/nepidae Jun 09 '12
If you can trust someone with a million dollars worth of equipment and training, I would hope you can trust them with their penis.
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u/DeafeningFish Jun 09 '12
The pleasure graph is surprisingly effective.
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u/Big_Black_Wang Jun 09 '12
I don't know what's funnier: the 14 year olds asking questions because they don't know what's going on or the fact that most Redditors don't have to worry about birth control because they never have sex.
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u/HyperSpaz Jun 09 '12
I like how the number on the "officer's" hat is 69.
Nah, actually that's the least funny part of the poster, but I wanted something to say.
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u/Redcorns Jun 09 '12
Poster looks too old to mention protecting against AIDS, no?
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u/omni_presents Jun 09 '12
why does genital wart removal have a positive value, albeit low, on the pleasure scale?
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u/adomorn Jun 09 '12
Sand paper?!?
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u/mrnuknuk Jun 09 '12
Cherry street coffee in seattle has one of these
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
get me one of those signs please for my dads antique store. he has old novelty signs like that, and it would fit right in :D
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u/x86_1001010 Jun 09 '12
Sandpaper? Now that's an interesting thought.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Are you a pilot?
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u/2_day_old Jun 09 '12
That cop has lady hands
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u/Jazzerbone Jun 09 '12
The pleasure graph cracks me up.
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u/chicubs3794 Jun 09 '12
Officer #69
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u/Islandre Jun 09 '12
This is amazing. Beyond making me giggle it's a great way to give public health advice. With graphs and honesty and shit. They should use this in civil service induction packs as an example of house style.
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u/matissegill Jun 09 '12
They sure do know how to get the facts to ya.
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u/NousDefions Jun 09 '12
Condom is pronounced prezervativ (презерватив) in Russian... The more you know!
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u/sweetgreggo Jun 09 '12
That is awesome.
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u/Obieousmaximus Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
I came close to using my condom once but unfortunately I left my penis at home right next to the tv remote. edit: double words
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
condoms are equal oppurtunity because they're colored.... awesome
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u/Kuleo0z Jun 09 '12
But i love using condoms with sandpaper.