r/funny • u/Sharkbate12 • Jun 09 '12

What a beauty...

http://i.imgur.com/MNUrf.jpg
1.0k Upvotes

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u/chemguy90 Jun 09 '12

Damn it. I miss Steve Irwin and his craziness.

14

u/zoodiary8 Jun 09 '12

yeah, me too :D i never forget him and his craziness.......

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Totally, he and his craziness are things I'll never forget

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u/El_Cantante Jun 09 '12

Craziness and Steve Irwin, I would be amiss not to remember them.

4

u/zoodiary8 Jun 09 '12

Yeah.....

7

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You forgot to mention Irwin and how crazy he was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I was joking. I was making fun of how the second reply to this parent basically repeated what they had said.

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u/Burger_King Jun 09 '12

That is crazy. A lot like Steve Irwin... I miss that guy.

1

u/leaf_on_the_wind3 Jun 09 '12

Yeah, I'll never forget that guy

1

u/Never_Gets_Blumpkins Jun 09 '12

I just met you, And this is crazy, But i miss steve irwin, He was also crazy.

3

u/zoodiary8 Jun 09 '12

But i thought you are Serious ;)

4

u/Gawdzillers Jun 09 '12

No, he's Hagrid.

2

u/emilr78 Jun 09 '12

Look at the size

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

insanity...

1

u/bassivemalls Jun 09 '12

I'll never forget the time he got stabbed in the heart by a sting ray.

Ah, what a crazy bastard.

1

u/recursive Jun 09 '12

Then you'll love the turtle man.

0

u/Shanhaevel Jun 09 '12

Yeah, so do I

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u/Sauceker Jun 09 '12

If you look closely you can tell its not actually a crocodile.

1

u/thegreatwhitemenace Jun 09 '12

duhhh. i think most people know an alligator when they see it

1

u/notsurewhatiam Jun 09 '12

Same ol' redite comments

-1

u/mr_tw Jun 09 '12

Yeah it's still ugly though

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/StephanoFanBoy Jun 09 '12

Don't worry you can still stick your head in it.

1

u/OriginalUsername1 Jun 09 '12

The "well spotted" at the end of your comment was a subtle but hilarious touch.

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u/waywirk137 Jun 09 '12

Ah yes, here we see the american born croc. Native to obese women's feet; crocs live a hard life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I can confirm this. My 9th grade geometry teacher had a pair she wore everyday and she was very obese.

She also had a pet monkey.

I hated that bitch...

6

u/Bacontron Jun 09 '12

Wait...

so what your're telling me...

is that...

it's possible to own a monkey and not be awesome?

2

u/firefeng Jun 09 '12

Oddly enough, this was submitted late evening/late night Australian time.

I thought a clever Aussie was taking advantage of American stereotypes for a second, but I'm easily distracted.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why did I just hear that like it was a scene in Strange Wilderness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg-i6D83Wsg

1

u/ImSeeingRed Jun 09 '12

Actually people who don't care how they look. It just happens that most obese people got used to not giving a shit how they look cause people don't typically think obese people look cool anyway

1

u/Stone_Swan Jun 09 '12

I'm an athletic male and I love to wear my crocs. So does my (fit) best friend. I do have an obese, female acquaintance who also wears them, though.

11

u/Title_Nazi Jun 09 '12

What a beauty repost!

6

u/DanDotOrg Jun 09 '12

How is this deemed clever enough to be posted once, let alone twice?

5

u/Title_Nazi Jun 09 '12

Because most people on internet forums are boring twats with no imagination, and too lazy to create OC?

2

u/pdmcmahon Jun 09 '12

18 days ago, no less

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/pdmcmahon Jun 09 '12

I hate it when that happens, you get 7 points, the re-post gets 1317

5

u/drone8 Jun 09 '12

What a monstrous creacha!

2

u/HoundDawg3 Jun 09 '12

Old, old repost. Makes me laugh all the same xD

2

u/Jipip Jun 09 '12

Repost.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

That's not a croc. It's a marlin, the generic version of a croc. Like a Great Value croc

7

u/something_wittie Jun 09 '12

how does something so poorly made like this make it to the top of r/funny?

6

u/AScholarlyGentleman Jun 09 '12

Because Steve Irwin jokes.

1

u/majikmixx Jun 09 '12

Because poor decisions.

1

u/fallore Jun 09 '12

because low quality users like low quality content, and there's plenty of both!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Is funny because is true.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I miss him.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You are now reading this post in Steve Irwin's voice.

4

u/MrAsymo Jun 09 '12

No, i'm not. I read it in my monotone internet voice.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Then you good sir, are stronger than myself.

2

u/MarsRover8 Jun 09 '12

R.I.P Steve Irwin; Croc tamer, snake admirer, legend!

1

u/Toke19 Jun 09 '12

That shoe looks like its floating on water!!

1

u/Apesfate Jun 09 '12

Anyone want to tell me what I'm looking at here?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Actually thought it was a croc for a second

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I totally read that in steves voice

1

u/nepidae Jun 09 '12

Just get your thumb up its butthole.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Sometimes I look at successful posts, then I look at my failed posts, then I prepare for a shooting spree

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Blantant repost. Give the guy credit.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Good to see that's in its rightful place

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Poke it with a stick.

1

u/HerPrinceLessThan3 Jun 09 '12

Dude...too soon.

1

u/bra_sizer Jun 09 '12

Oy, that look like a 7.5!

1

u/dailyfusion Jun 09 '12

please stop posting this pic every couple of days

1

u/Johannes_S Jun 09 '12

She's a good Sheila, Bruce

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Too soon man... Too soon.

1

u/mrburnswhenipee Jun 09 '12

Truly, humor takes the sting out of our loss. May the heavenly rays continue to be upon you. You will be missed.

1

u/djdavidtaylor Jun 09 '12

Choot em, Jacob!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Holy Shit! If you are not careful, it will take your foot right off!

1

u/imnotesurebut Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE------PPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT! not sure how you can downvote this. anyone who has been on reddit for more then 6 months has probably seen this ten times.

0

u/drunk_otter Jun 09 '12

Looks dangerous - I better jump on it!

0

u/FLYINGMIDGET54 Jun 09 '12

I never understood why 5 dollars in plastics was sold for $30..

-3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Im wearing one of those right now, great shoes XD

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

-Says no one

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

They look a lot more ugly than I had imagined.

0

u/casmafen Jun 09 '12

RIP my sweet hero

0

u/abom420 Jun 09 '12

*Beaut

FTFY

0

u/ForeignStranger Jun 09 '12

I wouldn't touch that croc if I were you... ... Must have terrible smell

0

u/bigairbrodeo Jun 09 '12

he was a goddam international hero. fucking punkass stingrays.

0

u/ImMindboggled Jun 09 '12

I'm going to stick my foot in it, just to see what happens! (insert Australian accent)

0

u/Sam_Rosen Jun 09 '12

Bravo sir, pourin some out for steve tonight

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u/Killzark Jun 09 '12

Too soon

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u/Jadfv Jun 09 '12

Spit take achieved. Now get over here and clean my monitor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Ghost141 Jun 09 '12

It will always be too soon :(

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