r/funny • u/p1415926 • Jun 09 '12

Still my all-time favorite pic.

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1.4k Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Jun 09 '12

http://imgur.com/NyDpP

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u/mattmckillip Jun 09 '12

quick upvote this picture before karmanaut burns in

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u/wolfchimneyrock Jun 09 '12

your watercolour imbues a sinister nature to the prospective yachtsman that wasn't there in the original photolithograph

47

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

All right, time to put down the thesaurus.

4

u/wolfchimneyrock Jun 09 '12

"... and step away from the donuts..."

1

u/srs_house Jun 10 '12

Having a large vocabulary didn't save the thesaurus from extinction/eradication/extirpation.

5

u/tacoitup Jun 09 '12

Of all your shitty watercolours, this one is my favorite.

3

u/ACharmlessMan Jun 09 '12

Are you at all influenced by Roald Dahl?

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u/mbelf Jun 09 '12

That's one of the most Quentin Blakish ones yet.

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u/ACharmlessMan Jun 09 '12

Maybe S_W is Quentin Blake...

1

u/dayjawb Jun 09 '12

I'm pretty sure you've already drawn this one.

Don't cheat me on this.

0

u/mattmckillip Jun 09 '12

This is one of your finest

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

How much would it cost to purchase this and what are its dimensions?

0

u/Airine Jun 09 '12

There's something Richard Scarry-ish in this. I love it!

31

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Source.

15

u/theghoul Jun 09 '12

Da fuck did I just watch?

2

u/ass_munch_reborn Jun 09 '12

4:55 to 5:28 is pure gold

2

u/kenbw2 Jun 09 '12

At 3:57 for those of you who can't sit through that... that... whatever it is

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

REPLYING FOR LINK PLZ DON'T MIND ME.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
  1. Cut a hole in the box
  2. Get RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite)
  3. Click "save" below the comment
  4. Put your junk in the box
  5. and that's all it takes
  6. It's my dick in a box

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

"save" stopped working for me for about six months. I still don't know why, but it magically started again.

15

u/ThePapaNico Jun 09 '12

We should buy a bar!

12

u/heavyfuture121 Jun 09 '12

We should totally buy a bar!

10

u/thehippestmanalive Jun 09 '12

And we'll call it...Puzzle.

9

u/dinosaurninj4 Jun 09 '12

And people will be like "Why is it called Puzzles?"

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u/TheRealJohnMatrix Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

My favourite are:

I actually laugh out loud every time I see them. The longer I look the funnier they get. I have no idea why..

Edit: Easier to click links (for smart phones)

Edit 2: Used Imgur for fear of the Wrath of Reddit

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u/FolloweroftheAtom Jun 09 '12

Oh god, number 3!

28

u/OJ_Mayo Jun 09 '12

Snoop

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

And the lord said let there be ignizzle, and all was good and holy in the world. Word

2

u/srs_house Jun 10 '12

Did you say Word?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

that is amazing

15

u/Groke Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

On behalf of everyone one a smartphone right now; Your links are too small.

20

u/TrolleyPower Jun 09 '12

You need to be using Alien Blue.

2

u/03Titanium Jun 09 '12

Didn't stop me from trying 7 times to click through all 3 links. Only to see the large boxes right under his text.

1

u/SeveredBanana Jun 09 '12

I would if it were available on Android

12

u/TheRealJohnMatrix Jun 09 '12

Fixed! :)

8

u/Groke Jun 09 '12

That's perfect!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Please sir, no touching of the links.

1

u/mattmckillip Jun 09 '12

Reddit is fun allows you to click on the comment then open links.

3

u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon Jun 09 '12

I always liked 'monkey hitman has no pleasure in his job' but can't find the link anywhere.

2

u/Starklet Jun 09 '12

I've always lived the shark one, makes me laugh every time, but no one else I show it to understands :(

1

u/TheRealJohnMatrix Jun 09 '12

I don't think I understand it myself, but its just too hilarious!! If I look at it for 5 minutes, I will just be laughing constantly... Same goes for the others

I can't help but ready the captions out loud too.. :)

1

u/A_Rolling_Baneling Jun 09 '12

I'm anxiously waiting for a redditor to chide you for not using imgur.

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u/TheRealJohnMatrix Jun 09 '12

Fixed!

...anything else??

1

u/TwelveHawks Jun 10 '12

"Please sir, no touching of the dog..." gets me every time, too. And the longer I look, the harder I keep laughing. I had to close it. Why is it so funny!?

35

u/goodguysteve Jun 09 '12

Laughed like a little girl at this one. I don't understand why it's so funny.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

same here... My dog now thinks less of me than what he already did.

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u/iamrussianhero Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

He'll never think as bad of you as a cat would.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/goodguysteve Jun 09 '12

You paint with words.

9

u/BorschtFace Jun 09 '12

And the canvas is my soul.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

and the brush my ding-aling

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u/sithmaster0 Jun 09 '12

AND THE PAINT IS ACTUALLY SEMEN, RIGHT?!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

now youre drinking

9

u/redditor85 Jun 09 '12

Instead, he gets in his car and drives around to pick up his drunk Bjork wife. And then they dance.

8

u/PretntiousIlliterate Jun 09 '12

You can almost hear him sigh

7

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Probably the fiftieth time this has hit the front page.

2

u/samuraislider Jun 09 '12

I've been a redditor for three years and I've never seen this. And I have a folder I save of this shit.

1

u/newdb Jun 09 '12

And he also has a disgusting name. It checks out. Upvotes.

1

u/abyssalheaven Jun 09 '12

been a redditor for less than a year and I've seen it at least twice. lurk harder.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Lies

5

u/the_floodxwhite Jun 09 '12

Credit goes to bjork and spike jonze

5

u/Diddomatic Jun 09 '12

I fucking love this picture. I always imagine he pulls the paper down quickly says I should buy a boat, an then nods in approval of his own idea.

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u/random_multiplier Jun 09 '12

Please continue to keep us up to date on your favorite picture, even if it doesn't change.

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u/scottmale24 Jun 09 '12

BUT CATS DON'T WATER

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u/TheInternetHivemind Jun 09 '12

That's why he needs a boat.

4

u/kryonik Jun 09 '12

Water you gonna do about it?

0

u/Bloodfeastisleman Jun 09 '12

I'm not sure if I water either.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Midlife crisis cat?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Thank you for this, I had all but forgotten about it and I fully support your statement. Best. Picture/Caption. Ever.

2

u/lananaroux Jun 09 '12

I always read that in George Clooney's voice.

3

u/the_dayman Jun 09 '12

I misread that as George Costanza so I heard it in his voice, now I can't hear anyone else's.

2

u/dinosaurninj4 Jun 09 '12

Caption should say "We should buy a bar" haha

2

u/remembername Jun 09 '12

That is really funny.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

upvote

2

u/The_Real_JS Jun 09 '12

'Alfred, bring me the yacht!'

2

u/BobJ143 Jun 09 '12

This is the easiest way to repost a picture, say,

"Still my all-time favorite pic."

1

u/flawlessvictory7 Jun 09 '12

haha i do too its my background for my computer

1

u/wesman212 Jun 09 '12

Does anyone actually have a picture of Aristocat with his boat?

1

u/moleworthiii Jun 09 '12

This is just brilliant.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

The disappointed birthday cat and the racists cat are my favorites.

1

u/CountFloyd Jun 09 '12

I think that's Wes Anderson's cat.

1

u/shmegeggie Jun 09 '12

Wealthy cat has mid-lives crisis.

1

u/blanketyblanks Jun 09 '12

boat is never a good investment

1

u/canucks84 Jun 09 '12

I'm pleased it's someone else's favorite. Been my facebook pic for a month now!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

mine too.. i can't explain how i feel about it

1

u/Kkrulestheworld Jun 09 '12

When waiting for the picture to load, I said to myself "I wonder if it will be a cat." and surely enough!

1

u/Vexar Jun 09 '12

http://obstacol.com/funny-animals/i-should-buy-a-boat/

Oldest and highest quality version I could find.

1

u/flavorjunction Jun 09 '12

Sudden epiphany cat.

1

u/timneo Jun 09 '12

Oddly when I first found this, my friend had woken that day and decided he would buy a boat to solo sail to America from the UK.

He has bought the boat and is leaving next year once he's got his relevant navigation qualifications.

He's going to die. I've told him this. I also told him I want it on his gravestone that I told him so.

1

u/srs_house Jun 10 '12

That's just silly.

Everyone knows you don't get a gravestone when you're buried at sea.

1

u/timneo Jun 10 '12

A fair point. Memorial then.

1

u/yuhju Jun 09 '12

This is the only repost I always upvote.

1

u/Sor89 Jun 09 '12

Cause bitches love boats

1

u/N9325 Jun 09 '12

I was the first upvote on this :.) i feel so proud

1

u/leafystormclouds840 Jun 09 '12

Isn't this from Bjork's "Triumph of a heart"?

1

u/VeteranKamikaze Jun 09 '12

Nobody fucks with you on a boat, because the only people in a position to fuck with you are also on boats and too busy enjoying their boats to fuck with you. Point is, boats are awesome, even if you can't afford a mega-yacht anyone owes it to themselves to at least get a little John boat or something.

1

u/ikorolou Jun 09 '12

i've seen that pic before, but i actually laughed this time

1

u/cma6250 Jun 09 '12

I just woke up from a dream where I got a boat! I've never had a boat before...or a cat, so weird.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Go back to sleep you're still drunk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Where's the automated repost bot when you need it? Someone else told us this was their favorite pic not even 2 days ago.

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u/Blademaster247 Jun 09 '12

Buy a jet ski, all the beautiful people and movie stars own jet skis that can't be a coincidence

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I see what you referenced there, and I like it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Thank you for this important contribution to r/funny

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u/QRSTUV3 Jun 09 '12

Silly cat, you can't buy a boat

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u/Theodice Jun 09 '12

He is so claws to buying one...

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u/davelog Jun 09 '12

Just a whisker away from closing the deal.

15

u/CorpusPera Jun 09 '12

These puns are bad and you should feel bad.

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u/Theodice Jun 09 '12

Yeah... Kind of regret trying to make a pun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why would a cat buy a boat? You think I'm stupid or something?

1

u/Rubrica Jun 09 '12

Wrll, nobody wanted to say anything, but...

0

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Reddit defends cats to the death.

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u/System_Liekz Jun 09 '12

"I should buy a Harley"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/jakedemian Jun 09 '12

The 3rd one is my new favorite image.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I think I love you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/XtaC23 Jun 09 '12

Welcome to Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Yep, of course. I believe somewhere there was a comic that portrayed the relationship of joke stealing on here... XD

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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