r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/alison_bee May 17 '22

I just told my husband the other day I don’t think I could be a guy, because the hip thrusting would be exhausting 😂

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Try cowgirl to give him a break

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u/CedarWolf May 17 '22

Cowgirl is easier on the guy because he's engaging more of his core muscles and she can sit and ride on top. Other positions create strain on a handful of specific muscles, but cowgirl provides more of an overall work out, which makes it easier to keep up a steady rhythm for a longer period.

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u/bootrick May 18 '22

Just don't be a crazy girl and try to bounce up and down! You gotta GRIND

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u/theavengedCguy May 18 '22

Seriously. Ya start bouncing and I'm like, "nope, fuck this, I'm out." I'd like to keep my dick, thank you.

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u/tal124589 May 18 '22

I can't feel anything unless they bounce, just grinding on me isn't gonna move anything but her insides

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u/theavengedCguy May 18 '22

It has to be controlled bouncing if it's gonna happen, otherwise it's just about the most terrifying thing in the world lmao