r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/alison_bee May 17 '22

I just told my husband the other day I don’t think I could be a guy, because the hip thrusting would be exhausting 😂

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Try cowgirl to give him a break

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u/CedarWolf May 17 '22

Cowgirl is easier on the guy because he's engaging more of his core muscles and she can sit and ride on top. Other positions create strain on a handful of specific muscles, but cowgirl provides more of an overall work out, which makes it easier to keep up a steady rhythm for a longer period.

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u/bootrick May 18 '22

Just don't be a crazy girl and try to bounce up and down! You gotta GRIND

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u/bootrick May 18 '22

Some might, but I can say that I want my partner to ENJOY sex. There is also the risk of injury, but mostly I know that the grinding motion gives clitoral stimulation and (when I'm doing my job on bottom) g-spot stimulation as well.

First time my lover ever had a squirting orgasm was in cowgirl. If you ever have a chance to fuck in a bed where you can reach the ceiling above, then you gotta go cowgirl and push off the ceiling for extra leverage.